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Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PC, Nintendo 3DS, Wii, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Minecraft, L4D, Half Life - Portal, Pokémon
X-box Gamertag: RedneckRough
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:4/16/2014
Location:Clarksburg WV
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#309 - Picture 03/15/2014 on The Joker +1
#69 - No it's not. You'd be able to see your reflection in the light bulb. 03/13/2014 on So this is a painting -1
#148 - Obviously this wasn't a lie. 03/13/2014 on But how +4
#8 - Yes. 03/11/2014 on sonic speed 0
#25 - If anything, West Virginia would be having that argument with … 03/10/2014 on United States of Polandball 0
#19 - "West Virginia Road Kill Steakhouse. We got the meat if y… 03/10/2014 on Tumblr Stores +3
#89 - Here's an awesome one for a dual-monitor setup. 03/09/2014 on Fallout Wallpaper 0
#271 - It isn't?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #283 - furrypuppy (03/04/2014) [-]
It may be
#151 - I see you have pink text. I, too, have the text of pink.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #193 - furrypuppy (03/04/2014) [-]
You made it sound like a disease o.o
User avatar #271 - SirVladimir (03/04/2014) [-]
It isn't?
User avatar #283 - furrypuppy (03/04/2014) [-]
It may be
#11 - Picture 03/01/2014 on ATV THE DRAGON SLAYER +4
#137 - As a journalist, I can confirm this is true. Just yesterda… 02/28/2014 on glocks.... +5
#647 - Damn, and here I thought having an ego was part of being on the radio. 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned 0
#77 - Which kind will you need, Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch? I have both. 02/28/2014 on teehee +2
#645 - I wish for a pay raise at work?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned 0
#919 - amuzen (02/28/2014) [-]
Granted but it comes with extra responsibilities that far outweigh the benefits of the raise.
User avatar #667 - CelticFan (02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, enjoy your three cent pay raise
User avatar #646 - vexeranhd (02/28/2014) [-]
Granted, but you are struck with overconfidence and fired the next day.
User avatar #647 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
Damn, and here I thought having an ego was part of being on the radio.
#75 - Oh. Uhh... I have Doritos if those will help?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on teehee +1
User avatar #76 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
Fucking perfect, Mcderper, we're gonna need the industrializer powder extraction magnet asap if we wanna close this wormhole
User avatar #87 - mcderper (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm still stuck in the future!

I have strapped the magnet to a mind-controlled gangsta marmoset, the instructions are tapped to it's belly. It should arrive in your time through the worm hole at any minute.

Just keep it away from Cool Ranch Doritos, they will undo the sonic mind control hypnosis.
User avatar #77 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
Which kind will you need, Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch? I have both.
#73 - How many do you need? I have a ball of them.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2014 on teehee +1
User avatar #74 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
No no, you have the regular kind..we need the kind that were filled with moon metal off on the galactic workshop 97
User avatar #75 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh. Uhh... I have Doritos if those will help?
User avatar #76 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
Fucking perfect, Mcderper, we're gonna need the industrializer powder extraction magnet asap if we wanna close this wormhole
User avatar #87 - mcderper (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm still stuck in the future!

I have strapped the magnet to a mind-controlled gangsta marmoset, the instructions are tapped to it's belly. It should arrive in your time through the worm hole at any minute.

Just keep it away from Cool Ranch Doritos, they will undo the sonic mind control hypnosis.
User avatar #77 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
Which kind will you need, Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch? I have both.
#188 - I'm a good driver. I used to do dirt track and drag racing whi… 02/28/2014 on That's my type of female 0
#68 - What happens now?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/28/2014 on teehee +2
User avatar #70 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
You created another mini paradox, just like me. Mcderper we have another situation to handle. We don't have enough elastic bands to handle both.... perhaps we can substitute it with cheesy strings?
User avatar #73 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
How many do you need? I have a ball of them.
User avatar #74 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
No no, you have the regular kind..we need the kind that were filled with moon metal off on the galactic workshop 97
User avatar #75 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh. Uhh... I have Doritos if those will help?
User avatar #76 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
Fucking perfect, Mcderper, we're gonna need the industrializer powder extraction magnet asap if we wanna close this wormhole
User avatar #87 - mcderper (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm still stuck in the future!

I have strapped the magnet to a mind-controlled gangsta marmoset, the instructions are tapped to it's belly. It should arrive in your time through the worm hole at any minute.

Just keep it away from Cool Ranch Doritos, they will undo the sonic mind control hypnosis.
User avatar #77 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
Which kind will you need, Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch? I have both.
#67 - **SirVladimir rolls 0** May the odds be ever in my favor.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/28/2014 on teehee +9
User avatar #68 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
What happens now?
User avatar #70 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
You created another mini paradox, just like me. Mcderper we have another situation to handle. We don't have enough elastic bands to handle both.... perhaps we can substitute it with cheesy strings?
User avatar #73 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
How many do you need? I have a ball of them.
User avatar #74 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
No no, you have the regular kind..we need the kind that were filled with moon metal off on the galactic workshop 97
User avatar #75 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh. Uhh... I have Doritos if those will help?
User avatar #76 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
Fucking perfect, Mcderper, we're gonna need the industrializer powder extraction magnet asap if we wanna close this wormhole
User avatar #87 - mcderper (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm still stuck in the future!

I have strapped the magnet to a mind-controlled gangsta marmoset, the instructions are tapped to it's belly. It should arrive in your time through the worm hole at any minute.

Just keep it away from Cool Ranch Doritos, they will undo the sonic mind control hypnosis.
User avatar #77 - SirVladimir (02/28/2014) [-]
Which kind will you need, Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch? I have both.
#181 - This was the best I had ever seen it used. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Desc. 0
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#131 - You mean Africa? 02/27/2014 on Magic +1
#574 - You're already using a Spreadshirt store and you can set the… 02/27/2014 on Donation page +1
#282 - Reply with it here when you can for all the world to see.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0
#322 - bobtehsnail (02/27/2014) [-]
Welp, I tried. I had to use my phone, and didn't feel like making a million videos so that my hand was right in the middle.
#279 - Pics or it didn't happen.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0
#280 - melllvinnn (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm procrastinating and i'm supposed to be doing schoolwork.

I can message you a .jpg of me holding the knife if you want tomorrow, because I don't know how to make a .gif of me doing the trick.
#282 - SirVladimir (02/27/2014) [-]
Reply with it here when you can for all the world to see.
#322 - bobtehsnail (02/27/2014) [-]
Welp, I tried. I had to use my phone, and didn't feel like making a million videos so that my hand was right in the middle.
#70 - Humans living off of sunlight would be one step closer to beco… 02/26/2014 on Vegans final form +2

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#143 - waffies ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Hey there! Just adding whoever ya feel like?
#145 to #144 - waffies ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
That's cheeky dick Waffie* to you! How'd you even find me anyways?
That's cheeky dick Waffie* to you! How'd you even find me anyways?
#146 to #145 - SirVladimir (04/01/2014) [-]
revanecc's profile.
revanecc's profile.
#147 to #146 - waffies ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Well hell, now im doubly confused at what you were doing there. But whatever works my friend. How's life?
Well hell, now im doubly confused at what you were doing there. But whatever works my friend. How's life?
#148 to #147 - SirVladimir (04/01/2014) [-]
<----
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User avatar #149 to #148 - waffies ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Sounds like a party! Two questions out of curiosity:

1.) How'd ya get the text color?

2.) Is adventure time worth watching from start to end?
User avatar #150 to #149 - SirVladimir (04/01/2014) [-]
1. I got it for making OC.

2. I've never watched it.
User avatar #140 - Sunset (03/16/2014) [-]
why the add?
User avatar #141 to #140 - SirVladimir (03/16/2014) [-]
Bacuse you're an old-time user like me.

And I saw you questioning why starmandx added you on his profile after he added me.
User avatar #142 to #141 - Sunset (03/16/2014) [-]
ah hmm
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User avatar #136 to #135 - SirVladimir (01/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for your help! i love you no homo
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#128 to #127 - SirVladimir (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm just messing with you. How are you?
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#132 to #131 - SirVladimir (01/04/2014) [-]
Aww, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me!
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User avatar #104 - roll (10/18/2013) [-]
wait holy siht r u srs ''name is Devin and I'm a radio DJ for WFBY in Clarksburg, WV from 6am to 10am on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #105 to #104 - SirVladimir (10/18/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm doing the news and sports in the mornings. I'll do it again at 7:30.
User avatar #106 to #105 - roll (10/18/2013) [-]
its almost 7:30

did u know we're somewhat close\
User avatar #107 to #106 - SirVladimir (10/18/2013) [-]
I had no clue. Do you live in Clarksburg?
User avatar #108 to #107 - roll (10/18/2013) [-]
no
lol
we're not THAT close
i live in southern wv
User avatar #109 to #108 - SirVladimir (10/18/2013) [-]
Oh. Well, you should still hit me up on Facebook instead of here. I get on here maybe once a week.
User avatar #110 to #109 - roll (10/18/2013) [-]
well my facebook is personal
i dnt kno u bby
User avatar #112 to #111 - roll (10/18/2013) [-]
u mite burglar me
User avatar #113 to #112 - SirVladimir (10/18/2013) [-]
I'm too broke to afford the gas down or a GPS to find you. And besides, I don't want to jeopardize my job at the radio station.
User avatar #114 to #113 - roll (10/18/2013) [-]
shiiieeet
ill think about it
ur link doesnt even work tho
User avatar #115 to #114 - SirVladimir (10/18/2013) [-]
Works for me.

www.facebook.com/DRBoyce

Try with the https://?
User avatar #116 to #115 - roll (10/18/2013) [-]
what the ****
ok
it workexdd
im keeping my eye on u
User avatar #118 to #117 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
nooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #120 to #119 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
did u miss me
User avatar #121 to #120 - SirVladimir (12/04/2013) [-]
I was wondering if you'd ever come back to me, bby.
User avatar #122 to #121 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #123 to #122 - SirVladimir (12/04/2013) [-]
So, how has you been?
User avatar #124 to #123 - roll (12/04/2013) [-]
ive een great
perfect
you?
User avatar #92 - snakefire ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
you called?..
User avatar #94 to #93 - snakefire ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Whats up?
#95 to #94 - SirVladimir (06/15/2013) [-]
Just burning.   
   
And yourself?
Just burning.

And yourself?
User avatar #96 to #95 - snakefire ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
I went camping. It was 115 degrees...
User avatar #97 to #96 - SirVladimir (06/15/2013) [-]
Where the **** were you camping at? It was only 75 here today.
User avatar #98 to #97 - snakefire ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
arizona.
User avatar #99 to #98 - SirVladimir (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh. I could never last in anything above 85 for very long.
User avatar #100 to #99 - snakefire ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Hahaha. I live in california so you kinda just have to deal.
User avatar #101 to #100 - SirVladimir (06/15/2013) [-]
I live in West Virginia and the humidity here is horrible. 80 degrees is equivalent to around 100 over there.
User avatar #102 to #101 - snakefire ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #90 - wrinklynewt (05/30/2012) [-]
what was the content. did it turn out to BE illegal?
#91 to #99 - SirVladimir (05/30/2012) [-]
No, just people claiming it was a repost, although I haven't seen it on this site in the four years I've been here.
User avatar #86 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #87 to #95 - SirVladimir (03/20/2012) [-]
O hai der.
I actually plan to post those pics later this evening as profile content and MM it out along with a link to your original post for ya. Sound good?

User avatar #88 to #96 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
I was actually just saying hi to everyone. take your time with everything
#89 to #97 - SirVladimir (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh, well...


It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this.
#83 - whomadewho (03/14/2012) [-]
I finished your wallet
outside
#84 to #92 - whomadewho (03/14/2012) [-]
inside
is this how you wanted it?
#71 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I will ****** you in sleep



No seriously,youre ******* ninja.
#72 to #79 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
This is going to be fun.
#73 to #80 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
You want to play with me???LIKE WITH SOME KIND OF TOY?



Tell my wife i love her.
#74 to #81 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
You have now started a series of events that you can no longer stop. These events will reveal who you truly are as a person. Are you ready? Irrelevant. First, as you step in the door to your home, to your right will be the first item necessary in your quest. You must take it to your local pawn shop and sell it for the price of an airline ticket to Scotland along with an extra $3.50. Your quest is to pay off the Loch Ness monster and save the world from the transpiring events that would bring about a cataclysmic end on 12/21/12. Whether or not you succeed will determine the fate of the entire world. After you do this, the second part of your fate will be revealed to you. (There are five quests you must embark on.)
#75 to #82 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
Loch Ness monster is dead,What now?
User avatar #76 to #83 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
Great! You have saved the world from it's ultimate decimation!

Part two:
You will need a Facebook account for this, but this is also the simplest objective of the five. A page on the site is crippled with a little fan base, so it is your mission to garner it likes and not stop until it has 100. The URL is as follows:
www.facebook.com/GummyTheGator
#79 to #84 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I cant find anymore posts,im on 47 likes.
User avatar #80 to #87 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
I meant as in advertise it and get the page 100 personal like. So far there are 59.
#81 to #88 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
Okay Heres some facts:   
   
1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.   
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.   
3.GTG sleep now.
Okay Heres some facts:

1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.
3.GTG sleep now.
User avatar #82 to #89 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
Well, sleep well. Happy New Years.

We will continue with your fate quests tomorrow at approximately 2pm EST or 7pm GMT.
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#67 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I looked at the post you replied like 5 secs after you posted it,It was already deleted

You're ******* ninja.

What the **** was there???!
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User avatar #63 - Dammage (12/23/2011) [-]
Greetings, from omegle
User avatar #64 to #71 - SirVladimir (12/23/2011) [-]
You found me :D
User avatar #65 to #72 - Dammage (12/23/2011) [-]
i'm the question asker man :3
User avatar #66 to #73 - SirVladimir (12/23/2011) [-]
Ah, the other guy wouldn't respond.
#61 - nogzilla (09/18/2011) [-]
**nogzilla rolled user BingTheDinosaur ** i rolled you....im gonna keep rolling users untill i end up bAck at my profile
User avatar #60 - SirVladimir (09/13/2011) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #58 - Bacula ONLINE (06/08/2011) [-]
i do
User avatar #59 to #63 - SirVladimir (06/08/2011) [-]
My account name is drboyce
I need to get more games though.
All I have for now is L4D and L4D2.
User avatar #53 - sexyburnette (06/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOU :)
User avatar #55 to #59 - sexyburnette (06/03/2011) [-]
sweetie truthfully, I dont care for this site... it by passes SOOOOOO much time... but when I start working again I wont have much free time. So Idc about the thumbs up or down
User avatar #56 to #60 - SirVladimir (06/03/2011) [-]
Well, if you get too many thumbs down, your account will get banned...
Just saying...
User avatar #57 to #61 - sexyburnette (06/04/2011) [-]
i dont care
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#47 to #50 - SirVladimir (05/25/2011) [-]
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Dubs and you quit with this BS.
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#39 - phlombus (04/21/2011) [-]
You want to be friends with me?!
#41 to #44 - princesstimmy (05/07/2011) [-]
I know that game..
#42 to #46 - SirVladimir (05/08/2011) [-]
I never got a notification for this comment on my profile!
That makes me angry!
#40 to #44 - SirVladimir (04/21/2011) [-]
Yus. And have a cookie while you're here!
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