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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PC, Nintendo 3DS, Wii, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Minecraft, L4D, Half Life - Portal, Pokémon
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Clarksburg WV
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#85 - ************ , you got me, and in the damn hardest… 11/21/2014 on The Lake Maid +1
#52 - Picture 11/20/2014 on rooty tooty pointy shooty +16
#19 - I forgot to attach the pic. 11/18/2014 on I'm too sexy for my shirt +1
#17 - Comment deleted 11/18/2014 on I'm too sexy for my shirt 0
#15 - Here she is without the mask. She has since moved her bl…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2014 on I'm too sexy for my shirt +10
User avatar #59 - marinepenguin (11/18/2014) [-]
Eh she's okay.
User avatar #60 - lvlonemeepo (11/18/2014) [-]
Good man
#37 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
So she's actually a horse under the horse mask
#18 - autisticatheist (11/18/2014) [-]
#19 - SirVladimir (11/18/2014) [-]
I forgot to attach the pic.
User avatar #16 - autisticatheist (11/18/2014) [-]
i was so fucking right
#77 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
Who are you kidding. You'd hit that.

Or try and fail to get a hard on and go cry to your mom because you're beta as fuck.
#17 - SirVladimir has deleted their comment.
#51 - Picture 11/18/2014 on Fagact +2
#34 - I'm still half-decent at graphic design. Whatcha need?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on DJ Roomba 0
User avatar #35 - haitianfighter (11/18/2014) [-]
an album cover not an anal bum cover for a project I'm working on
#32 - I wish. When I first watched the show, I Googled "DJ Room…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on DJ Roomba 0
User avatar #33 - haitianfighter (11/18/2014) [-]
aw shucks I was looking for a graphic artist to hire
User avatar #34 - SirVladimir (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm still half-decent at graphic design. Whatcha need?
User avatar #35 - haitianfighter (11/18/2014) [-]
an album cover not an anal bum cover for a project I'm working on
#49 - Picture 11/18/2014 on fuck you Ed +10
#8 - Picture 11/18/2014 on Abs +3
#10 - "Cleric is now drinking IRL" I *****… 11/17/2014 on PC Ingenuity +5
#7 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2014 on DJ Roomba +91
User avatar #43 - onehandclap (11/18/2014) [-]
SNAKE JUICE
User avatar #31 - haitianfighter (11/18/2014) [-]
yo... did you make that?
User avatar #32 - SirVladimir (11/18/2014) [-]
I wish. When I first watched the show, I Googled "DJ Roomba" and this came up, so I saved it.

I've had it for a long time now.
User avatar #33 - haitianfighter (11/18/2014) [-]
aw shucks I was looking for a graphic artist to hire
User avatar #34 - SirVladimir (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm still half-decent at graphic design. Whatcha need?
User avatar #35 - haitianfighter (11/18/2014) [-]
an album cover not an anal bum cover for a project I'm working on
#45 - at first I forgot about making that comment and didn't re-read… 11/17/2014 on Dumb ceb quotes +1
#30 - Amen to that. And I also upload my YouTube videos from work si…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Bender +1
#31 - narddogg (11/17/2014) [-]
When I had my Netflix account, every two weeks of summer I'd get paid with guilt and a bit of adipose tissue from the inactivity
#18 - **** , now she's gonna know I like Pokémon!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on ................. +73
#43 - anotheroneonearth (11/17/2014) [-]
actually that can be tragic
#9 - There are four others named Devin Boyce. I must murder them an…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Dumb ceb quotes 0
User avatar #30 - disniggahere (11/17/2014) [-]
Hi Devin
#45 - SirVladimir (11/17/2014) [-]
at first I forgot about making that comment and didn't re-read, so I was wondering how the fuck you knew my name.
#24 - I'm only part-time and a news anchor during the morning show …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Bender +1
User avatar #29 - narddogg (11/17/2014) [-]
That's not bad at all, you get paid 320$ per two weeks to watch Netflix most of the time m8
User avatar #30 - SirVladimir (11/17/2014) [-]
Amen to that. And I also upload my YouTube videos from work since my internet at home only is 1mb down and 100kb up.
#31 - narddogg (11/17/2014) [-]
When I had my Netflix account, every two weeks of summer I'd get paid with guilt and a bit of adipose tissue from the inactivity
#15 - MY ASS CANNOT CLENCH ANY TIGHTER  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Anon Finds a Hive +26
User avatar #27 - ocnamesaregone (11/17/2014) [-]
The stings are removed on these wasps, that's why he did it.
#16 - bossguycumsplash (11/17/2014) [-]
#14 - TV news studio while they're on-air. 11/17/2014 on Anon Finds a Hive 0
#5 - Or like being a radio DJ. 95% of my morning shift is spent wat…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Bender +9
User avatar #19 - messerauditore (11/17/2014) [-]
How much does that pay? Aren't there usually morning radio shows?
User avatar #24 - SirVladimir (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm only part-time and a news anchor during the morning show we run John Boy & Billy which is a syndicated show out of Charlotte, NC (6-10am EST).
I get $7.25 per hour and 29 hours per week because I also have a four hour show of my own on Sunday's (3-7pm).
All-in-all, I make about $320 every two weeks after tax.

If you ever wanna tune in, the station is online at www.wfby.com
User avatar #29 - narddogg (11/17/2014) [-]
That's not bad at all, you get paid 320$ per two weeks to watch Netflix most of the time m8
User avatar #30 - SirVladimir (11/17/2014) [-]
Amen to that. And I also upload my YouTube videos from work since my internet at home only is 1mb down and 100kb up.
#31 - narddogg (11/17/2014) [-]
When I had my Netflix account, every two weeks of summer I'd get paid with guilt and a bit of adipose tissue from the inactivity
User avatar #22 - nigalthornberry (11/17/2014) [-]
Depends on how big you are
your regular local station is about 25k a year
#162 - 58/58 Took me nearly an hour with this ****** … 11/15/2014 on Wallpapers comp 0
#161 - 57/58  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Wallpapers comp 0
#162 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
58/58 Took me nearly an hour with this shitty internet.
#160 - 56/58  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Wallpapers comp 0
#161 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
57/58
#162 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
58/58 Took me nearly an hour with this shitty internet.
#159 - 55/58  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Wallpapers comp 0
#160 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
56/58
#161 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
57/58
#162 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
58/58 Took me nearly an hour with this shitty internet.
#158 - 54/58  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Wallpapers comp 0
#159 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
55/58
#160 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
56/58
#161 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
57/58
#162 - SirVladimir (11/15/2014) [-]
58/58 Took me nearly an hour with this shitty internet.
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User avatar #161 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #162 to #161 - SirVladimir ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
It didn't work. Yesterday was absolute **** .
User avatar #163 to #162 - gugek ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Well that's ****** . sorry it didn't work sending you more positive vibes today!
User avatar #153 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
DUDE!
User avatar #154 to #153 - SirVladimir ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
DUDETTE!
User avatar #155 to #154 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
WHAT IS THE LATEST FROM THE GREATEST??
User avatar #156 to #155 - SirVladimir ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
UPLOADING YOUTUBE VIDEOS!

HOW ABOUT YOU?
User avatar #157 to #156 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
I'M LURKING ON PEOPLE'S PROFILES FOR FUNSIES
User avatar #158 to #157 - SirVladimir ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I COULD TELL LOOKING AT ALL YOUR PREVIOUS COMMENTS ON YOUR PROFILE
User avatar #159 to #158 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'M YELLING AT. YOU SHOULD FEEL HONOURED.
User avatar #160 to #159 - SirVladimir ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I DO
User avatar #151 - dovakiin (05/21/2014) [-]
"You are all my students, and I'm hot for teacher" AHAHAHAHA
#143 - waffies (04/01/2014) [-]
Hey there! Just adding whoever ya feel like?
#145 to #144 - waffies (04/01/2014) [-]
That's cheeky dick Waffie* to you! How'd you even find me anyways?
That's cheeky dick Waffie* to you! How'd you even find me anyways?
#146 to #145 - SirVladimir ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
revanecc's profile.
revanecc's profile.
#147 to #146 - waffies (04/01/2014) [-]
Well hell, now im doubly confused at what you were doing there. But whatever works my friend. How's life?
Well hell, now im doubly confused at what you were doing there. But whatever works my friend. How's life?
#148 to #147 - SirVladimir ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
<----
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User avatar #149 to #148 - waffies (04/01/2014) [-]
Sounds like a party! Two questions out of curiosity:

1.) How'd ya get the text color?

2.) Is adventure time worth watching from start to end?
User avatar #150 to #149 - SirVladimir ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
1. I got it for making OC.

2. I've never watched it.
User avatar #140 - Sunset (03/16/2014) [-]
why the add?
User avatar #141 to #140 - SirVladimir ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Bacuse you're an old-time user like me.

And I saw you questioning why starmandx added you on his profile after he added me.
User avatar #142 to #141 - Sunset (03/16/2014) [-]
ah hmm
User avatar #135 - tridaak (01/05/2014) [-]
Now you have colored text
Blue text is best text
User avatar #136 to #135 - SirVladimir ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for your help! i love you no homo
User avatar #125 - tridaak (01/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #127 to #126 - tridaak (01/04/2014) [-]
Das mean :'(
#128 to #127 - SirVladimir ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm just messing with you. How are you?
User avatar #129 to #128 - tridaak (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm good, how are you doing?
#131 to #130 - tridaak (01/04/2014) [-]
KK, made this for you.
You wanted colored text Well you posted on the OC page , but your post didn't qualify that time, so I made this for you.
Technically it's yours, I simply illustrated it, although I can't guarantee it'll get 500 thumbs das how many you need now , I'm sure it'll do better than the other version.
If you want you can say that I helped draw it or something on the description, it's up to you. Although I will say this, if you do there is a chance that people who like me thumb it up, similarly, people who dislike it, might thumb it down.
GL
#133 to #131 - tridaak (01/04/2014) [-]
**** IT"S CUT OFF, NIQQER **** CUNT FGT
SirVladimir Here's a non cut off version
#132 to #131 - SirVladimir ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Aww, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me!
User avatar #134 to #132 - tridaak (01/04/2014) [-]
KK, check comment #133 and upload that. Maybe you'll get colored text this time, if not, whateves I'll probably just try to convince admin to give you colored text even if it doesn't get 500 thumbs .
User avatar #104 - roll ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
wait holy siht r u srs ''name is Devin and I'm a radio DJ for WFBY in Clarksburg, WV from 6am to 10am on www.wfby.com''
User avatar #105 to #104 - SirVladimir ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm doing the news and sports in the mornings. I'll do it again at 7:30.
User avatar #106 to #105 - roll ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
its almost 7:30

did u know we're somewhat close\
User avatar #107 to #106 - SirVladimir ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
I had no clue. Do you live in Clarksburg?
User avatar #108 to #107 - roll ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
no
lol
we're not THAT close
i live in southern wv
User avatar #109 to #108 - SirVladimir ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Oh. Well, you should still hit me up on Facebook instead of here. I get on here maybe once a week.
User avatar #110 to #109 - roll ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
well my facebook is personal
i dnt kno u bby
User avatar #111 to #110 - SirVladimir ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Don't you want to?

www.facebook.com/DRBoyce
User avatar #112 to #111 - roll ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
u mite burglar me
User avatar #113 to #112 - SirVladimir ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
I'm too broke to afford the gas down or a GPS to find you. And besides, I don't want to jeopardize my job at the radio station.
User avatar #114 to #113 - roll ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
shiiieeet
ill think about it
ur link doesnt even work tho
User avatar #115 to #114 - SirVladimir ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Works for me.

www.facebook.com/DRBoyce

Try with the https://?
User avatar #116 to #115 - roll ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
what the ****
ok
it workexdd
im keeping my eye on u
User avatar #117 to #116 - SirVladimir ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #118 to #117 - roll ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
nooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #119 to #118 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #120 to #119 - roll ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
did u miss me
User avatar #121 to #120 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
I was wondering if you'd ever come back to me, bby.
User avatar #122 to #121 - roll ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #123 to #122 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
So, how has you been?
User avatar #124 to #123 - roll ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
ive een great
perfect
you?
User avatar #92 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
you called?..
#93 to #92 - SirVladimir ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #94 to #93 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
Whats up?
#95 to #94 - SirVladimir ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Just burning.   
   
And yourself?
Just burning.

And yourself?
User avatar #96 to #95 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
I went camping. It was 115 degrees...
User avatar #97 to #96 - SirVladimir ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Where the **** were you camping at? It was only 75 here today.
User avatar #98 to #97 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
arizona.
User avatar #99 to #98 - SirVladimir ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh. I could never last in anything above 85 for very long.
User avatar #100 to #99 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
Hahaha. I live in california so you kinda just have to deal.
User avatar #101 to #100 - SirVladimir ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
I live in West Virginia and the humidity here is horrible. 80 degrees is equivalent to around 100 over there.
User avatar #102 to #101 - snakefire (06/15/2013) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #90 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
what was the content. did it turn out to BE illegal?
#91 to #99 - SirVladimir ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
No, just people claiming it was a repost, although I haven't seen it on this site in the four years I've been here.
User avatar #86 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #87 to #95 - SirVladimir ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
O hai der.
I actually plan to post those pics later this evening as profile content and MM it out along with a link to your original post for ya. Sound good?

User avatar #88 to #96 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
I was actually just saying hi to everyone. take your time with everything
#89 to #97 - SirVladimir ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh, well...


It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this.
#83 - whomadewho (03/14/2012) [-]
I finished your wallet
outside
#84 to #92 - whomadewho (03/14/2012) [-]
inside
is this how you wanted it?
#71 - albinofurrywolf ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
I will murder you in sleep



No seriously,youre ******* ninja.
#72 to #79 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
This is going to be fun.
#73 to #80 - albinofurrywolf ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
You want to play with me???LIKE WITH SOME KIND OF TOY?



Tell my wife i love her.
#74 to #81 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
You have now started a series of events that you can no longer stop. These events will reveal who you truly are as a person. Are you ready? Irrelevant. First, as you step in the door to your home, to your right will be the first item necessary in your quest. You must take it to your local pawn shop and sell it for the price of an airline ticket to Scotland along with an extra $3.50. Your quest is to pay off the Loch Ness monster and save the world from the transpiring events that would bring about a cataclysmic end on 12/21/12. Whether or not you succeed will determine the fate of the entire world. After you do this, the second part of your fate will be revealed to you. (There are five quests you must embark on.)
#75 to #82 - albinofurrywolf ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
Loch Ness monster is dead,What now?
User avatar #76 to #83 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
Great! You have saved the world from it's ultimate decimation!

Part two:
You will need a Facebook account for this, but this is also the simplest objective of the five. A page on the site is crippled with a little fan base, so it is your mission to garner it likes and not stop until it has 100. The URL is as follows:
www.facebook.com/GummyTheGator
#79 to #84 - albinofurrywolf ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
I cant find anymore posts,im on 47 likes.
User avatar #80 to #87 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
I meant as in advertise it and get the page 100 personal like. So far there are 59.
#81 to #88 - albinofurrywolf ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
Okay Heres some facts:   
   
1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.   
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.   
3.GTG sleep now.
Okay Heres some facts:

1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.
3.GTG sleep now.
User avatar #82 to #89 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
Well, sleep well. Happy New Years.

We will continue with your fate quests tomorrow at approximately 2pm EST or 7pm GMT.
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#67 - albinofurrywolf ONLINE (12/31/2011) [-]
I looked at the post you replied like 5 secs after you posted it,It was already deleted

You're ******* ninja.

What the **** was there???!
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User avatar #63 - Dammage (12/23/2011) [-]
Greetings, from omegle
User avatar #64 to #71 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/23/2011) [-]
You found me :D
User avatar #65 to #72 - Dammage (12/23/2011) [-]
i'm the question asker man :3
User avatar #66 to #73 - SirVladimir ONLINE (12/23/2011) [-]
Ah, the other guy wouldn't respond.
#61 - nogzilla (09/18/2011) [-]
**nogzilla rolled user BingTheDinosaur ** i rolled you....im gonna keep rolling users untill i end up bAck at my profile
User avatar #60 - SirVladimir ONLINE (09/13/2011) [-]
*roll image*
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