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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: www.facebook.com/DRBoyce
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/AsphyxiaTheWanderer?fe
Steam Profile: drboyce
Consoles Owned: PC, Nintendo 3DS, Wii, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Minecraft, L4D, Half Life - Portal, Pokémon
X-box Gamertag: Asphyxiatic
Interests: Guitar, Your mom
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:5/25/2013
Location:Clarksburg WV
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My name is Devin and I'm a radio DJ for WFBY in Clarksburg, WV from 6am to 10am on www.wfby.com

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#1 - Picture 09/18/2010 on Judo Biiitch +2
#6 - I've lived here my whole life. 09/18/2010 on Redneck Letter 0
#3 - Yes, actually. And I moved to Shinnston from Big Ugly.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2010 on Redneck Letter 0
User avatar #4 - sevensixtwo (09/18/2010) [-]
no shit! my moms side is from west virgina- i spent a couple of years in a holler right by mammoth. small world.
User avatar #6 - SirVladimir (09/18/2010) [-]
I've lived here my whole life.
#1 - Sounds like people from Wallace, WV. (That's about 10 minut…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2010 on Redneck Letter 0
#5 - aweshucks (09/18/2010) [-]
well anywhere in west virginia really. god, i went on a kayaking trip there this summer. SO many rednecks
User avatar #2 - sevensixtwo (09/18/2010) [-]
Ever heard of Mammoth WV?
User avatar #3 - SirVladimir (09/18/2010) [-]
Yes, actually.
And I moved to Shinnston from Big Ugly.
User avatar #4 - sevensixtwo (09/18/2010) [-]
no shit! my moms side is from west virgina- i spent a couple of years in a holler right by mammoth. small world.
User avatar #6 - SirVladimir (09/18/2010) [-]
I've lived here my whole life.
#5 - That's amazing I got my thumb ={D 09/18/2010 on Automatic Mario Lookin' 4 Love 0
#1 - Just FYI, he was doing it only because he was on camera. 09/18/2010 on randomvillager +1
#32 - Picture 09/16/2010 on You say tomato +1
#109 - Oh dear god...  [+] (20 new replies) 09/16/2010 on Rule 34 +2
User avatar #159 - goofyblue (09/16/2010) [-]
fuck math
#151 - MaxOMan (09/16/2010) [-]
0/0 is not possible in this algebraic sense. The fallacy is the implicit assumption that dividing by 0 is a legitimate operation.
#126 - superninjamonkeyme (09/16/2010) [-]
a=b
a +a = a + b
2a = a + b
2a-2b=a+b-2b
2 (a-b) = a-b
2 (a-b)/(a-b)=(a-b)/(a-b)
2 = 1
#169 - CaptainPlanet (09/16/2010) [-]
2a = a + b
2a-2b=a+b-2b

This is where you made your fallacy. You can NOT subtract 2b from a+b. a+b in that situation is a binomial, and you can NOT subtract from a binomial, you just add it to the equation. Thus, it should read:
2a = a + b
2a-2b=(a+b)-2b
And since a=b, we can simplify the right:
2a-2b=2a-2b

Your horrid math skills astound me.
User avatar #266 - superninjamonkeyme (09/17/2010) [-]
You couldn't subtract it if you were multiplying/dividing. I was subtracting 2b from both sides so it equals out.
Since their was already b on the right side, if you subtract 2b you would have -b.
#267 - CaptainPlanet (09/17/2010) [-]
NO, DUMBASS. You can NOT subtract "to equal it out". Like I fucking said, it's a goddamn BINOMIAL. I don't care what fucking operation you use, you can NOT do it to the shit inside of a goddamn binomial. Look, using 2b:
Multiplying: 2b(a+b)
Dividing: (a+b)/2b
Adding: (a+b)+2b
Subtracting: (a+b)-2b
OK, so I mistook your operation. Not difficult seeing your bullshit math. But still, you CAN'T FUCKING SUBTRACT FROM A BINOMIAL. EVER. I don't give a shit WHAT fucking operation it is, IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.
User avatar #271 - superninjamonkeyme (09/20/2010) [-]
adding and subtracting it doesn't matter if you switch the order, so it is like the parenthesis aren't there.
#272 - AnimalsExecutioner (09/20/2010) [-]
Did your parents have any children that lived? Dear god, man. You ARE retarded. You aren't just misinformed, you are utterly wrong. YOU. CAN. NOT. SUBTRACT. WITHIN. A. BINOMIAL. It is NOT like the parenthesis aren't even there, because they are always fucking there. Always fucking there. THEY ARE ALWAYS FUCKING THERE. Has it sunk in yet? They are always fucking there. ALWAYS. FUCKING. THERE.
User avatar #273 - superninjamonkeyme (09/20/2010) [-]
I've been taking math classes with this for 5+ years and have been a straight A student. And some idiot on the internet is telling me I'm wrong when I know I'm not.
User avatar #155 - HoratioC (09/16/2010) [-]
a = b

therefore (a-b) = 0

2 (0) = 0

2 (0)/(0) = (0)/(0)

You can't divide 0 by 0, it's a mathmatical fallacy
User avatar #207 - myprofile (09/16/2010) [-]
0\0 just did
#138 - N. Korean citizen (09/16/2010) [-]
you Fail at life
#135 - N. Korean citizen (09/16/2010) [-]
wrong. come back later and submit your corrections
#147 - superninjamonkeyme (09/16/2010) [-]
how is it wrong?
#120 - N. Korean citizen (09/16/2010) [-]
you didn't divide 1 and 2 by zero
#115 - N. Korean citizen (09/16/2010) [-]
some one got to point the obvious, that math is wrong.
#124 - CaptainPlanet (09/16/2010) [-]
It's all about ignoring the facts and false assumptions. Like that math. First off, you have to divide the 1 and the 2 by 0 as well, because if you're adding division to both sides, you do the same thing to ALL parts. Thus, if you divide the 0's by 0's just to get rid of them, you MUST divide the 1 and 2 by 0, which in both cases yields 0. Now, in the post, they're assuming porn isn't porn. Which is fucking stupid. There IS porn of porn, it's the goddamn porn. Porn is porn in and of itself, that's WHY it's porn. Now, if people want to continue this faggotry, just photoshop a picture of two porn DVDs having sex, and there you go.
#130 - N. Korean citizen (09/16/2010) [-]
guys, when you divide by zero, your calculator says error, cu that would make infinity, dividing by something very small, makes something very large


and that is how the universe was made
#121 - N. Korean citizen (09/16/2010) [-]
you sir, have one.
#113 - mrpielord (09/16/2010) [-]
That work seems legit... wait, what did you divide btoasdnfuioasbdgsdjfpobmdsivnfasdfldn lasibf asiuon!
#171 - This is what I'mma do to you if you don't quit knocking that b…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2010 on EPIC OMEGLE CONVO 0
#179 - sasukkun (09/17/2010) [-]
That could be the most disturbing thing I ever watched...
#155 - Epic Song is Epic  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2010 on EPIC OMEGLE CONVO +1
#165 - chaddexter (09/16/2010) [-]
shut up!
#171 - SirVladimir (09/16/2010) [-]
This is what I'mma do to you if you don't quit knocking that broom on my floor, Mr. EFG.
#179 - sasukkun (09/17/2010) [-]
That could be the most disturbing thing I ever watched...
#65 - Picture 09/16/2010 on Admin Is Depressed. +9
#284 - Picture 09/16/2010 on pr0ning it up +2
#73 - well.......shit............. 09/14/2010 on Parenting 2 +1
#192 - I have my sources. Now to do away with you. 09/14/2010 on Star Wars comixed 0
#96 - Picture 09/13/2010 on Rock Hard +6
#94 - Rok hard Giggity 09/13/2010 on Rock Hard +6
#265 - There were two #5's? 09/13/2010 on Why the Zombie Apocalypse... 0
#55 - Who's Justin Bieber and how old is he?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2010 on Beiber Joke +10
#57 - Mexicant (09/13/2010) [-]
Did you hear, Micheal Jackson died!
User avatar #191 - DoYouSmokeWeed (09/14/2010) [-]
michael jackson no shit died on my 21st bday haha
#86 - Zulululua (09/13/2010) [-]
whaaat?
#99 - Picture 09/13/2010 on Winnie the Pooh +4
#78 - Nope. The chariot is edited in. Gif unrelated.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2010 on Star Wars comixed +5
User avatar #90 - CrownedClown (09/13/2010) [-]
Were are you getting this awesome Gifs?
#192 - SirVladimir (09/14/2010) [-]
I have my sources.
Now to do away with you.
#89 - Picture 09/13/2010 on Winnie the Pooh +1
#88 - THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2010 on Winnie the Pooh +13
#101 - anikan (09/13/2010) [-]
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MIELK
#277 - cakeater (09/14/2010) [-]
so do i
User avatar #106 - Neglen (09/13/2010) [-]
I like CEEEREAL
User avatar #95 - Zaivia (09/13/2010) [-]
On the front lines of waaaar (WE HAVE TO FIND A BETTER W- oh wrong song...
#99 - SirVladimir (09/13/2010) [-]
#68 - Anytime Time to go to the next post  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2010 on Star Wars comixed +19
User avatar #75 - CrownedClown (09/13/2010) [-]
Is that really from the movie? I dont remember well
#78 - SirVladimir (09/13/2010) [-]
Nope.
The chariot is edited in.
Gif unrelated.
User avatar #90 - CrownedClown (09/13/2010) [-]
Were are you getting this awesome Gifs?
#192 - SirVladimir (09/14/2010) [-]
I have my sources.
Now to do away with you.
#66 - Here you go  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2010 on Star Wars comixed +18
User avatar #67 - disturbdplayer (09/13/2010) [-]
thank you kind sir!!!!
#68 - SirVladimir (09/13/2010) [-]
Anytime
Time to go to the next post
User avatar #75 - CrownedClown (09/13/2010) [-]
Is that really from the movie? I dont remember well
#78 - SirVladimir (09/13/2010) [-]
Nope.
The chariot is edited in.
Gif unrelated.
User avatar #90 - CrownedClown (09/13/2010) [-]
Were are you getting this awesome Gifs?
#192 - SirVladimir (09/14/2010) [-]
I have my sources.
Now to do away with you.
#627 - You forgot Adam Lambert  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2010 on Largest Things. . . -9
User avatar #631 - adamferrare (09/13/2010) [-]
hes actualy gay, you cant call actual gay guys fags. dumbass.
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User avatar #90 - wrinklynewt (05/30/2012) [-]
what was the content. did it turn out to BE illegal?
#91 to #99 - SirVladimir (05/30/2012) [-]
No, just people claiming it was a repost, although I haven't seen it on this site in the four years I've been here.
User avatar #86 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #87 to #95 - SirVladimir (03/20/2012) [-]
O hai der.
I actually plan to post those pics later this evening as profile content and MM it out along with a link to your original post for ya. Sound good?

User avatar #88 to #96 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
I was actually just saying hi to everyone. take your time with everything
#89 to #97 - SirVladimir (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh, well...


It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this.
#83 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
I finished your wallet
outside
#84 to #92 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
inside
is this how you wanted it?
#71 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I will murder you in sleep



No seriously,youre fucking ninja.
#72 to #79 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
This is going to be fun.
#73 to #80 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
You want to play with me???LIKE WITH SOME KIND OF TOY?



Tell my wife i love her.
#74 to #81 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
You have now started a series of events that you can no longer stop. These events will reveal who you truly are as a person. Are you ready? Irrelevant. First, as you step in the door to your home, to your right will be the first item necessary in your quest. You must take it to your local pawn shop and sell it for the price of an airline ticket to Scotland along with an extra $3.50. Your quest is to pay off the Loch Ness monster and save the world from the transpiring events that would bring about a cataclysmic end on 12/21/12. Whether or not you succeed will determine the fate of the entire world. After you do this, the second part of your fate will be revealed to you. (There are five quests you must embark on.)
#75 to #82 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
Loch Ness monster is dead,What now?
User avatar #76 to #83 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
Great! You have saved the world from it's ultimate decimation!

Part two:
You will need a Facebook account for this, but this is also the simplest objective of the five. A page on the site is crippled with a little fan base, so it is your mission to garner it likes and not stop until it has 100. The URL is as follows:
www.facebook.com/GummyTheGator
#79 to #84 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I cant find anymore posts,im on 47 likes.
User avatar #80 to #87 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
I meant as in advertise it and get the page 100 personal like. So far there are 59.
#81 to #88 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
Okay Heres some facts:   
   
1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.   
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.   
3.GTG sleep now.
Okay Heres some facts:

1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.
3.GTG sleep now.
User avatar #82 to #89 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
Well, sleep well. Happy New Years.

We will continue with your fate quests tomorrow at approximately 2pm EST or 7pm GMT.
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#67 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I looked at the post you replied like 5 secs after you posted it,It was already deleted

You're fucking ninja.

What the fuck was there???!
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User avatar #63 - Dammage (12/23/2011) [-]
Greetings, from omegle
User avatar #64 to #71 - SirVladimir (12/23/2011) [-]
You found me :D
User avatar #65 to #72 - Dammage (12/23/2011) [-]
i'm the question asker man :3
User avatar #66 to #73 - SirVladimir (12/23/2011) [-]
Ah, the other guy wouldn't respond.
#61 - nogzilla (09/18/2011) [-]
**nogzilla rolled user BingTheDinosaur ** i rolled you....im gonna keep rolling users untill i end up bAck at my profile
User avatar #60 - SirVladimir (09/13/2011) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #58 - Bacula (06/08/2011) [-]
i do
User avatar #59 to #63 - SirVladimir (06/08/2011) [-]
My account name is drboyce
I need to get more games though.
All I have for now is L4D and L4D2.
User avatar #53 - sexyburnette (06/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOU :)
User avatar #55 to #59 - sexyburnette (06/03/2011) [-]
sweetie truthfully, I dont care for this site... it by passes SOOOOOO much time... but when I start working again I wont have much free time. So Idc about the thumbs up or down
User avatar #56 to #60 - SirVladimir (06/03/2011) [-]
Well, if you get too many thumbs down, your account will get banned...
Just saying...
User avatar #57 to #61 - sexyburnette (06/04/2011) [-]
i dont care
User avatar #44 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 3** I WILL DIVIDE BY THIS.
User avatar #45 to #49 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 74** DUBS AND I RAPE YOU.
#47 to #50 - SirVladimir (05/25/2011) [-]
**SirVladimir rolls 92**
Dubs and you quit with this BS.
User avatar #46 to #50 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 12** DUBS AND I RAPE MYSELF.
User avatar #48 to #51 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 30** DUBS AND I COMMIT SUICIDE FROM SEXUAL FRUSTRATION .
User avatar #49 to #53 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 47** dubs and I continue.
User avatar #50 to #54 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 192,506,128** Niggers.
User avatar #51 to #55 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
Putin.
#39 - phlombus (04/21/2011) [-]
You want to be friends with me?!
#41 to #44 - princesstimmy (05/07/2011) [-]
I know that game..
#42 to #46 - SirVladimir (05/08/2011) [-]
I never got a notification for this comment on my profile!
That makes me angry!
#40 to #44 - SirVladimir (04/21/2011) [-]
Yus. And have a cookie while you're here!
User avatar #34 - pachelbel **User deleted account** (03/14/2011) [-]
thanks!!!
and you're a tomato!
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User avatar #29 - randomvillager (10/18/2010) [-]
well shit...
#30 to #29 - SirVladimir (10/18/2010) [-]
Took you long enough to get on here...
User avatar #31 to #30 - randomvillager (10/18/2010) [-]
i stay on nsfw too much
User avatar #32 to #31 - SirVladimir (10/18/2010) [-]
Did you go to ASC and see the one about Jesus?
User avatar #22 - GeorgeTheHax (10/03/2010) [-]
I think you were my friend before the time mes up thing with the servers o3o
#23 to #22 - SirVladimir (10/03/2010) [-]
We were, indeed.
User avatar #24 to #23 - GeorgeTheHax (10/03/2010) [-]
Si, I already know that invisible picture and how it works, and yes, we were friends I now recall :3

They make a shape, words, etc. the same color as the FJ background...when you click to OPEN it, the background turns white, as the letters are white, tey disappear, leaving the shape they drew visible on the white background (I would make my own, I just dont know how to make the sides transparrent so it can be the background AND the white)
#25 to #24 - SirVladimir (10/03/2010) [-]
This one is my fave.
User avatar #26 to #25 - GeorgeTheHax (10/03/2010) [-]
Didnt see that coming :3
User avatar #27 to #26 - SirVladimir (10/03/2010) [-]
That's what she said.
User avatar #28 to #27 - GeorgeTheHax (10/04/2010) [-]
(slow clapping) Good job :l
User avatar #52 to #28 - SirVladimir (05/31/2011) [-]
Still what she said...
User avatar #12 - Jolt (09/19/2010) [-]
D:
not only did you repost my content
you showed it to colo
and he liked it.
FML T.T
User avatar #13 to #12 - SirVladimir (09/20/2010) [-]
Which one?
I'll delete it.
I honestly had no idea.
And someone else told me the fishing one was a repost, so I deleted it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Jolt (09/20/2010) [-]
it's ok that one was it.
someone said mine was a repost too, so imma go delete it.
YAY MORAL CONFLICT. :D
but thanks for caring, some people go, "SO WHAT. GET A LIFE."
User avatar #15 to #14 - SirVladimir (09/20/2010) [-]
It's no biggy. I don't want to be an ass.
If someone confronts me like you did, I'll delete it.
I don't want any more problems.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Jolt (09/20/2010) [-]
*high five*
someone with a conscience!!! woot!!!
User avatar #17 to #16 - SirVladimir (09/20/2010) [-]
*high five*
And did Colo delete his account?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Jolt (09/21/2010) [-]
i don't think so.
be kinda random if he did.
User avatar #19 to #18 - SirVladimir (09/21/2010) [-]
Well, I can't find him anywhere. :O
User avatar #20 to #19 - Jolt (09/21/2010) [-]
:O
#21 to #20 - SirVladimir (09/21/2010) [-]
Well, I guess it's time to go on a hunt.  
TO THE CHARIOT!!
Well, I guess it's time to go on a hunt.
TO THE CHARIOT!!
User avatar #11 - randomvillager (09/18/2010) [-]
what would posses u to post that
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