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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: www.facebook.com/DRBoyce
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/AsphyxiaTheWanderer?fe
Steam Profile: drboyce
Consoles Owned: PC, Nintendo 3DS, Wii, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Minecraft, L4D, Half Life - Portal, Pokémon
X-box Gamertag: Asphyxiatic
Interests: Guitar, Your mom
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:5/22/2013
Location:Clarksburg WV
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My name is Devin and I'm a radio DJ for WFBY in Clarksburg, WV from 6am to 10am on www.wfby.com

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#1 - >.>  [+] (28 new replies) 01/22/2013 on themedicisaspy's profile 0
#2 - themedicisaspy (01/25/2013) [-]
>_<
#24 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
(hit the reply limit already.)
User avatar #25 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
We are just that good
#26 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
#27 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
Than ks for the gifs! I love accumulating funny content.
#28 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
No.....
#3 - SirVladimir (01/25/2013) [-]
#4 - themedicisaspy (01/29/2013) [-]
<.<
#5 - SirVladimir (01/29/2013) [-]
#6 - themedicisaspy (01/30/2013) [-]
NO GOD.

NO GOD PLEASE NO

No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
#7 - SirVladimir (01/30/2013) [-]
#8 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
NO
#9 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
you shouldn't have done that
#10 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
Changing the subject....


>.>
#11 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
#12 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
wat
#13 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
lolwut
#14 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
I-I- No... *tear*
#15 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
#16 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
#18 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
This has turned into a thread war, hasn't it?
#19 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
#20 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - SirVladimir (02/08/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #23 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
Don't kill me, please. I like living. Living is my favorite.
User avatar #22 - themedicisaspy (02/08/2013) [-]
Sorry, Sir! My mistake, SIR!
#39 - All it needs now is this. 01/19/2013 on Interactive Sports Centre +23
#77 - **SirVladimir rolls 8,967** 01/19/2013 on Giga-Bidoof -1
#197 - **SirVladimir rolled a random comment #208712 posted by yu… 01/18/2013 on Wuht 0
#44 - Maybe this will help. 01/11/2013 on No More Fire/Fighting +6
#4 - Finally someone else... 01/08/2013 on I want four reasons too +4
#14 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Just girly things comp +86
#26 - N. Korean citizen (01/08/2013) [-]
reminds me of "the vagina-ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard"
#17 - N. Korean citizen (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm sure there's a name for that somewhere on Urban Dictionary o.o
#22 - N. Korean citizen (01/08/2013) [-]
Alaskin fire dragon. Don't ask me how I remembered.
#27 - gatoradefucker (01/08/2013) [-]
I thought that was with jizz not diarrhea
#428 - The Goddess Sword from Skyward Sword. Seems good enough for me. 01/08/2013 on Umbra 0
#21 - Or just don't load it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on And the Darwinism Award of... 0
User avatar #28 - gizmotechie (01/08/2013) [-]
i repeat my last comment
#29 - Fuckin' KEES money. Just because I was from out of state I did… 01/08/2013 on Pedo Santa +1
#16 - I'm not gonna say I have bad luck or anything, but the one and… 01/07/2013 on Tetris heaven and hell +1
#49 - It seems the Tumblr fandoms are pouring over to FJ. Next o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Not Fake -7
User avatar #135 - bladebites (01/07/2013) [-]
You say "Tumblr fandoms" like it's a disease. Ever thought maybe people just like good shows? Not everything is an internet infestation. Chill.
#285 - I got an armband of the text on my left arm.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on to be a geek..... +3
User avatar #287 - daisynomnom (01/05/2013) [-]
Awesome (:
#31 - Picture 01/04/2013 on I Love Him -2
#26 - At first I read it as "Check on elderly neighbors for… 01/04/2013 on COLD WEATHER ALERT 0
#115 - *hang 01/04/2013 on Sale wars 0
#114 - Well, if you call the Canadian line, the only thing they'll do…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Sale wars 0
User avatar #116 - critality (01/04/2013) [-]
Then I'd have to call back and apologize for them apologizing
Fuck where's my polar bear? I named him Gerald, he needs his maple syrup bath once a week or he gets unhappy.
User avatar #115 - SirVladimir (01/04/2013) [-]
*hang
#29 - I ship it. 01/03/2013 on how black people really... 0
#159 - Picture 01/03/2013 on My childhood... +6
#378 - Picture 12/30/2012 on Thank You FJ +24
#110 - Mein. 12/30/2012 on Violence on the screen 0
#156 - Apparently 1,186 people who thumbed this up. 12/29/2012 on i just tapped the table +3
#32 - "Dear Santa, I've been good all year so I want M…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Imagine this +29
#53 - sexyrussian (12/28/2012) [-]
Dat name.
#33 - skrynox (12/28/2012) [-]
Shut up Meg.
#36 - I'm more of an SUV guy. 12/28/2012 on Best pickup line ever. 0
#182 - Link is right-handed in Skyward Sword.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Best Cosplays of the Year 0
#184 - rszerotwo (12/28/2012) [-]
To account for a majority of people being right handed when using the Wii. It was like this in the Wii version of Twilight Princess too. The Gamecube version of TP is the correct southpaw Link.
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User avatar #90 - wrinklynewt (05/30/2012) [-]
what was the content. did it turn out to BE illegal?
#91 to #99 - SirVladimir (05/30/2012) [-]
No, just people claiming it was a repost, although I haven't seen it on this site in the four years I've been here.
User avatar #86 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #87 to #95 - SirVladimir (03/20/2012) [-]
O hai der.
I actually plan to post those pics later this evening as profile content and MM it out along with a link to your original post for ya. Sound good?

User avatar #88 to #96 - whomadewho (03/20/2012) [-]
I was actually just saying hi to everyone. take your time with everything
#89 to #97 - SirVladimir (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh, well...


It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this.
#83 - whomadewho (03/14/2012) [-]
I finished your wallet
outside
#84 to #92 - whomadewho (03/14/2012) [-]
inside
is this how you wanted it?
#71 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I will murder you in sleep



No seriously,youre fucking ninja.
#72 to #79 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
This is going to be fun.
#73 to #80 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
You want to play with me???LIKE WITH SOME KIND OF TOY?



Tell my wife i love her.
#74 to #81 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
You have now started a series of events that you can no longer stop. These events will reveal who you truly are as a person. Are you ready? Irrelevant. First, as you step in the door to your home, to your right will be the first item necessary in your quest. You must take it to your local pawn shop and sell it for the price of an airline ticket to Scotland along with an extra $3.50. Your quest is to pay off the Loch Ness monster and save the world from the transpiring events that would bring about a cataclysmic end on 12/21/12. Whether or not you succeed will determine the fate of the entire world. After you do this, the second part of your fate will be revealed to you. (There are five quests you must embark on.)
#75 to #82 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
Loch Ness monster is dead,What now?
User avatar #76 to #83 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
Great! You have saved the world from it's ultimate decimation!

Part two:
You will need a Facebook account for this, but this is also the simplest objective of the five. A page on the site is crippled with a little fan base, so it is your mission to garner it likes and not stop until it has 100. The URL is as follows:
www.facebook.com/GummyTheGator
#79 to #84 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I cant find anymore posts,im on 47 likes.
User avatar #80 to #87 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
I meant as in advertise it and get the page 100 personal like. So far there are 59.
#81 to #88 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
Okay Heres some facts:   
   
1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.   
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.   
3.GTG sleep now.
Okay Heres some facts:

1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.
3.GTG sleep now.
User avatar #82 to #89 - SirVladimir (12/31/2011) [-]
Well, sleep well. Happy New Years.

We will continue with your fate quests tomorrow at approximately 2pm EST or 7pm GMT.
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#67 - albinofurrywolf (12/31/2011) [-]
I looked at the post you replied like 5 secs after you posted it,It was already deleted

You're fucking ninja.

What the fuck was there???!
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User avatar #63 - Dammage (12/23/2011) [-]
Greetings, from omegle
User avatar #64 to #71 - SirVladimir (12/23/2011) [-]
You found me :D
User avatar #65 to #72 - Dammage (12/23/2011) [-]
i'm the question asker man :3
User avatar #66 to #73 - SirVladimir (12/23/2011) [-]
Ah, the other guy wouldn't respond.
#61 - nogzilla (09/18/2011) [-]
**nogzilla rolled user BingTheDinosaur ** i rolled you....im gonna keep rolling users untill i end up bAck at my profile
User avatar #60 - SirVladimir (09/13/2011) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #58 - Bacula (06/08/2011) [-]
i do
User avatar #59 to #63 - SirVladimir (06/08/2011) [-]
My account name is drboyce
I need to get more games though.
All I have for now is L4D and L4D2.
User avatar #53 - sexyburnette (06/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOU :)
User avatar #55 to #59 - sexyburnette (06/03/2011) [-]
sweetie truthfully, I dont care for this site... it by passes SOOOOOO much time... but when I start working again I wont have much free time. So Idc about the thumbs up or down
User avatar #56 to #60 - SirVladimir (06/03/2011) [-]
Well, if you get too many thumbs down, your account will get banned...
Just saying...
User avatar #57 to #61 - sexyburnette (06/04/2011) [-]
i dont care
User avatar #44 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 3** I WILL DIVIDE BY THIS.
User avatar #45 to #49 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 74** DUBS AND I RAPE YOU.
#47 to #50 - SirVladimir (05/25/2011) [-]
**SirVladimir rolls 92**
Dubs and you quit with this BS.
User avatar #46 to #50 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 12** DUBS AND I RAPE MYSELF.
User avatar #48 to #51 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 30** DUBS AND I COMMIT SUICIDE FROM SEXUAL FRUSTRATION .
User avatar #49 to #53 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 47** dubs and I continue.
User avatar #50 to #54 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
**team omga rolls 192,506,128** Niggers.
User avatar #51 to #55 - team omga **User deleted account** (05/25/2011) [-]
Putin.
#39 - phlombus (04/21/2011) [-]
You want to be friends with me?!
#41 to #44 - princesstimmy (05/07/2011) [-]
I know that game..
#42 to #46 - SirVladimir (05/08/2011) [-]
I never got a notification for this comment on my profile!
That makes me angry!
#40 to #44 - SirVladimir (04/21/2011) [-]
Yus. And have a cookie while you're here!
User avatar #34 - pachelbel **User deleted account** (03/14/2011) [-]
thanks!!!
and you're a tomato!
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User avatar #29 - randomvillager (10/18/2010) [-]
well shit...
#30 to #29 - SirVladimir (10/18/2010) [-]
Took you long enough to get on here...
User avatar #31 to #30 - randomvillager (10/18/2010) [-]
i stay on nsfw too much
User avatar #32 to #31 - SirVladimir (10/18/2010) [-]
Did you go to ASC and see the one about Jesus?
User avatar #22 - GeorgeTheHax (10/03/2010) [-]
I think you were my friend before the time mes up thing with the servers o3o
#23 to #22 - SirVladimir (10/03/2010) [-]
We were, indeed.
User avatar #24 to #23 - GeorgeTheHax (10/03/2010) [-]
Si, I already know that invisible picture and how it works, and yes, we were friends I now recall :3

They make a shape, words, etc. the same color as the FJ background...when you click to OPEN it, the background turns white, as the letters are white, tey disappear, leaving the shape they drew visible on the white background (I would make my own, I just dont know how to make the sides transparrent so it can be the background AND the white)
#25 to #24 - SirVladimir (10/03/2010) [-]
This one is my fave.
User avatar #26 to #25 - GeorgeTheHax (10/03/2010) [-]
Didnt see that coming :3
User avatar #27 to #26 - SirVladimir (10/03/2010) [-]
That's what she said.
User avatar #28 to #27 - GeorgeTheHax (10/04/2010) [-]
(slow clapping) Good job :l
User avatar #52 to #28 - SirVladimir (05/31/2011) [-]
Still what she said...
User avatar #12 - Jolt (09/19/2010) [-]
D:
not only did you repost my content
you showed it to colo
and he liked it.
FML T.T
User avatar #13 to #12 - SirVladimir (09/20/2010) [-]
Which one?
I'll delete it.
I honestly had no idea.
And someone else told me the fishing one was a repost, so I deleted it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Jolt (09/20/2010) [-]
it's ok that one was it.
someone said mine was a repost too, so imma go delete it.
YAY MORAL CONFLICT. :D
but thanks for caring, some people go, "SO WHAT. GET A LIFE."
User avatar #15 to #14 - SirVladimir (09/20/2010) [-]
It's no biggy. I don't want to be an ass.
If someone confronts me like you did, I'll delete it.
I don't want any more problems.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Jolt (09/20/2010) [-]
*high five*
someone with a conscience!!! woot!!!
User avatar #17 to #16 - SirVladimir (09/20/2010) [-]
*high five*
And did Colo delete his account?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Jolt (09/21/2010) [-]
i don't think so.
be kinda random if he did.
User avatar #19 to #18 - SirVladimir (09/21/2010) [-]
Well, I can't find him anywhere. :O
User avatar #20 to #19 - Jolt (09/21/2010) [-]
:O
#21 to #20 - SirVladimir (09/21/2010) [-]
Well, I guess it's time to go on a hunt.  
TO THE CHARIOT!!
Well, I guess it's time to go on a hunt.
TO THE CHARIOT!!
User avatar #11 - randomvillager (09/18/2010) [-]
what would posses u to post that
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