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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/10/2010
Last Login:7/26/2016
Location:Canada
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#20 - I suppose, but I KNOW there are like 5 henna places at Stamped… 07/23/2016 on henna is offensive 0
#15 - DID YOU JUST CALL THE CALGARY STAMPEDE A "SUMMER FESTIVAL…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on henna is offensive 0
#16 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Could have been lilac festival or chasing summer
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#20 - Shorticus (07/23/2016) [-]
I suppose, but I KNOW there are like 5 henna places at Stampede and I've never seen one at the Lilac festival or anything
#187 - She's not a First Lady so **** off.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2016 on First Ladies +2
#227 - wattlegobbler (07/21/2016) [-]
With the intelligence of our country wich voted hillary, a lieoholic who no one can trust, over berny, a guy who tried to help EVERYONE, not just a small minority, in the finals forcing every logically thinking person to vote for Trump, i wouldnt be surprised. Make 9/11 great again
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#213 - balanced (07/20/2016) [-]
Yet.
#89 - if thats where your nipples are, I'd suggest you take to your doctor. 07/20/2016 on Name Brand vs. Great Value +45
#85 - My grandma is births and her and all my relatives say it that … 07/15/2016 on Fuck all those Jiffys -1
#79 - Or, you're British.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Fuck all those Jiffys +2
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#84 - pongldr (07/15/2016) [-]
im british and i can tell you now if ur british and you say potahto ur a fuckin mug mate
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#85 - Shorticus (07/15/2016) [-]
My grandma is births and her and all my relatives say it that way. It sounds completely normal.
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#83 - blackscienceman (07/15/2016) [-]
No the only brits that say "potahto" are lads taking the piss out of rich cunts or rich cunts themselves.
#78 - Personally, I've only heard one person call it if with a hard …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2016 on Fuck all those Jiffys 0
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#80 - OtisMcWonderful (07/15/2016) [-]
Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

I just don't get why this is such a big deal and why the fact that I acknowledge that jif is correct but still use gif is such an unpopular opinion.
#45 - Doggy style HURTS no matter which way you do it after a few mi… 07/15/2016 on Well least you could do is... 0
#44 - Oh I know, I just thought that point was interesting enough to share. 07/15/2016 on Tear Kotaku a new one Pls? 0
#29 - I 100% agree with you, but I also just thought of a kind of 'S…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2016 on Tear Kotaku a new one Pls? +2
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#48 - rheago (07/15/2016) [-]
One of my best friends is in a wheelchair
I drive his wheelchair, he catches my pokemon

He's never been happier
Besides 3/4th of all pokemon or pokestops are on decent roads. He isn't missing out on shit
it's even easier now because more people are outside whilst having a lot of time so if he can't reach a certain place, people are more prone to help him
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#39 - phantomcancer (07/15/2016) [-]
Counterpoint: Pokemon Go is an Augmented Reality Game. Whilst still being a "video" game, it's more akin to other "games", in this instance scavenger hunts or geocaching, wherein the active part or "gameplay" consists of finding objects scattered throughout the world.

It's a matter of definition, but it you're pulling Devil's Advocate I'm going to do the same.
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#37 - arkis (07/15/2016) [-]
the thing with that is, like with being disabled, technologies change to suit what people want, eventually disability will be a moot point if it exists at all, but right now there are things that can be made for people to enjoy that disabled people can't, take some old technology like the blaster gun games, a person that can't hold those guns or use them well will be left out.

No matter how you slice it you can't please everyone and there will ALWAYS be someone left out, look at the Souls series, not everyone crippled or otherwise can play them. Its just how things go.

Its basically like that censorship quote " Censorship is telling me I can't eat a steak because a baby might choke on it "
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#44 - Shorticus (07/15/2016) [-]
Oh I know, I just thought that point was interesting enough to share.