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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:6/28/2013
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#187 - Picture 02/20/2011 on spiderman part3 +2
#53 - Picture 02/20/2011 on Really Shitty Oblivion comic. +1
#51 - I remember the first oblivion gate i saw. I was all like OH …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/20/2011 on Really Shitty Oblivion comic. +22
User avatar #52 - phoneman (02/20/2011) [-]
There are so many things in that game that scares me
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User avatar #59 - doohicky (02/20/2011) [-]
like when your randomly walking in the forest with the sound turned up really high and a wolf bites you (and youre an argonian)
BRWWARWGRHHHHHHHHHHH!
User avatar #57 - phoneman (02/20/2011) [-]
Or when you've leveled up too much without buying new stuff and suddenly find yourself facing an invincible zombie... And guess what, THEY RUN FAST AND HIT HARD!
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User avatar #63 - phoneman (02/20/2011) [-]
You're trying to wait an hour because you have no health and it says there's an enemy nearby...
Panicked run into the water
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User avatar #68 - phoneman (02/20/2011) [-]
Kill computer and watch teletubbies instead
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User avatar #66 - leandros (02/20/2011) [-]
HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?
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#297 - Comment deleted 02/20/2011 on YOU DONT PHASE ME PEDOBEAR 0
#62 - Picture 02/20/2011 on spiderman part3 +10
#85 - Picture 02/20/2011 on In class +8
#670 - I believe it's because american english can be classifed as a …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/20/2011 on Fucking Americans +1
User avatar #672 - blakebutters (02/20/2011) [-]
figured :D
User avatar #676 - someoneleven (02/20/2011) [-]
Also "colored" and "coloured"
and others I probably forgot.
User avatar #681 - blakebutters (02/20/2011) [-]
ya, it kind of annoys me, in the way that "no one" annoys me, i know its accurate but i grew up learning "noone" which of course i know is inaccurate but anything else seems sort of foreign, every time i see "metres" i feel myself going to correct them then i remember "ohh ya thats not how its spelled everwhere"
:D
User avatar #683 - someoneleven (02/20/2011) [-]
"flavor" "flavour"
User avatar #688 - blakebutters (02/20/2011) [-]
really? i never knew they spelled it "flavour" ... interesting
User avatar #693 - someoneleven (02/20/2011) [-]
yeah for us metric system users it's "our" not "or"
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User avatar #702 - someoneleven (02/20/2011) [-]
no, just for some words: colour and flavour and some others.
all the rest ae the same.
User avatar #710 - blakebutters (02/20/2011) [-]
oh god damn i'm an idiot, when you said "it's our not or" i thought you were talking about the words "or" and "our"
fuck i feel dumb right now
User avatar #890 - someoneleven (02/21/2011) [-]
It's okay.
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#252 - America is just the world's scapegoat. Something's wrong? Blam…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2011 on Fucking Americans +6
#284 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/20/2011) [-]
You summed it up well. America is just used to distract people from their own country.
#246 - You just named the very worst entertainment programs to come o… 02/20/2011 on Fucking Americans +2
#56 - Thats the joke 02/20/2011 on Top 10 Nerd Insults +1
#83 - Picture 02/18/2011 on MAGIC 0
#76 - I totally imagined it 02/18/2011 on I was only six +8
#525 - Brock's muscles dont matter, Cain owned him!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2011 on Troll this Troll!... 0
#529 - lmOldGreg (02/14/2011) [-]
You wouldn't shit on this turtle....

Yeah he did, see Belfort get 300 kicked? Shogun Rua vs Bones Jones will be sick!
#106 - Jennifer Handerson 02/14/2011 on Gary McDouchebag +13
#493 - This is so juvenile. Just because he "trolled" you … 02/14/2011 on Troll this Troll!... +6
#335 - Great tattoo, but this still isnt funny 02/12/2011 on OP delivers +10
#341 - I asked if i was supposed to know what this meant 02/07/2011 on GET THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE... 0
#327 - Why did you delete my comment? Someone's a bit sensitive  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2011 on GET THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE... +1
User avatar #333 - iTzKitteh (02/07/2011) [-]
what was your comment?

inbox maybe? :D
User avatar #341 - ShatOnATurtle (02/07/2011) [-]
I asked if i was supposed to know what this meant
#298 - Comment deleted 02/07/2011 on GET THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE... +1
#458 - But saying he's the "chuck norris" of guitar is nea… 02/07/2011 on Slash 0
#451 - Slash is hardly the best guitarist out there, come on  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2011 on Slash +1
User avatar #456 - englishtomato (02/07/2011) [-]
i never said he was the best. he's among the best known though.
User avatar #458 - ShatOnATurtle (02/07/2011) [-]
But saying he's the "chuck norris" of guitar is nearly the same
#23 - Christianity has many ideals based off of ancient egyptian sun…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2011 on This is the title -3
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/07/2011) [-]
did the thought ever occur to you that you dont know your shit? cus the week is actually derived from pagan gods...for example...thursday...THORSday....in order to help convert pagan religious followers to christianity by making it seem like it is similiar to their beliefs
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/07/2011) [-]
your retarded. some if not all of the days of the week were named after norse mythological folk. thursday, wednesday, and friday (thor as thursdays example) and the planets were named after roman gods. just because its like that doesnt mean it was the norse or romans who named them >.>

tl;dr : your retarded.
User avatar #36 - EpicFacePalm (02/07/2011) [-]
Yeah....

No...
#34 - straight outta saints row 2! 02/06/2011 on they wont suspect a thing +2
#159 - very interesting. Thanks for the info and being helpful. Its a…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/26/2011 on mehehehe +2
User avatar #162 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
Np if you look up "x minecraft" and click on the x's adventures 001 he does an amazing play-through and great job showing of the game from a new persons perceptive
User avatar #208 - Edock (01/26/2011) [-]
I also reccomend X's adventures in Minecraft. He does amazing commentary.
User avatar #243 - hoplop (01/28/2011) [-]
thats what i ment for him to watch. i love david
User avatar #169 - kyrill (01/26/2011) [-]
what's it called?
User avatar #224 - FrankReal (01/26/2011) [-]
X's adventures in minecraft
User avatar #167 - FoGMeanMachine (01/26/2011) [-]
is this for disc, or can you just download it?
User avatar #244 - hoplop (01/28/2011) [-]
Download at Minecraft.net it is amazingly fun
#153 - That sounds awesome. And these pop up whenever?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/26/2011 on mehehehe +2
User avatar #156 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
they spawn at night and in the dark but unlike zombies and skeletons that burn up in the sun they stay till they de-spawn after a while or blow up.
User avatar #159 - ShatOnATurtle (01/26/2011) [-]
very interesting. Thanks for the info and being helpful. Its always nice to have someone answer questions and not scream "Newfag!". So thanks.
User avatar #162 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
Np if you look up "x minecraft" and click on the x's adventures 001 he does an amazing play-through and great job showing of the game from a new persons perceptive
User avatar #208 - Edock (01/26/2011) [-]
I also reccomend X's adventures in Minecraft. He does amazing commentary.
User avatar #243 - hoplop (01/28/2011) [-]
thats what i ment for him to watch. i love david
User avatar #169 - kyrill (01/26/2011) [-]
what's it called?
User avatar #224 - FrankReal (01/26/2011) [-]
X's adventures in minecraft
User avatar #167 - FoGMeanMachine (01/26/2011) [-]
is this for disc, or can you just download it?
User avatar #244 - hoplop (01/28/2011) [-]
Download at Minecraft.net it is amazingly fun

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#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
are you gay?
User avatar #4 - KillaPanda (04/25/2012) [-]
look to your left
User avatar #2 - sergiusalceanu (06/13/2011) [-]
Man, your profile pic when commenting looks like dead pixels
User avatar #3 to #2 - ShatOnATurtle (06/15/2011) [-]
Yeah it was an accident, but i kinda like it
#1 - xxSiLENTx (10/03/2010) [-]
this gif.
this gif.
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