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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:6/28/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 1947 total,  2305 ,  358
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:462
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#869 - I think Athiests bash christianity because it is the predomina…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2011 on A question for you Christians 0
User avatar #885 - theafroman (10/23/2011) [-]
just said that kinda
User avatar #890 - ShatOnATurtle (10/23/2011) [-]
true
User avatar #875 - JoeTheBadass (10/23/2011) [-]
but atheists are doing exactly what they hated.
shoving beliefs down everyone's throat.
So they're just as bad.
User avatar #883 - ShatOnATurtle (10/23/2011) [-]
Ya but I don't think they are killing anybody over it.
#3279 - Oh you. 10/18/2011 on Really, Admin? 0
#161 - Wow, because he sure delivers all the time right? 10/17/2011 on You know what to do +3
#918 - iSad 10/06/2011 on R.I.P. STEVE JOBS -1
#344 - Oh, and I'm level 10 by the way, dick.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2011 on Windex, it's that good 0
User avatar #351 - desmondaltairezio (10/05/2011) [-]
then why did you post as an anon
#331 - Really? You are gonna pull rank? That's ******* s…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2011 on Windex, it's that good 0
User avatar #355 - desmondaltairezio (10/05/2011) [-]
many would say i have no life
the computer is my life so every thing i do on here i take pride in it and i am not throwing it all away
User avatar #346 - desmondaltairezio (10/05/2011) [-]
yes it does
#315 - Looks like i have an account. You rolled a pony dude, you knew…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/05/2011 on Windex, it's that good 0
User avatar #320 - desmondaltairezio (10/05/2011) [-]
now get to level 8 and i will listen to you
User avatar #344 - ShatOnATurtle (10/05/2011) [-]
Oh, and I'm level 10 by the way, dick.
User avatar #351 - desmondaltairezio (10/05/2011) [-]
then why did you post as an anon
User avatar #331 - ShatOnATurtle (10/05/2011) [-]
Really? You are gonna pull rank? That's fucking stupid. I only go on funnyjunk casually, i don't even care about levels, I've only gotten this far by comments.

You have no class sir, none at all. Does a stupid account really mean that much to you?
User avatar #355 - desmondaltairezio (10/05/2011) [-]
many would say i have no life
the computer is my life so every thing i do on here i take pride in it and i am not throwing it all away
User avatar #346 - desmondaltairezio (10/05/2011) [-]
yes it does
#339 - I pledge alliegence, to the flag, of the united states of FIFA  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2011 on Every FPS Lately. -3
User avatar #431 - rhinoplasty (09/28/2011) [-]
wow man some of you guys need to get hobys fifa is probably the most successful game series ever there is like 14 fifa games in a row
User avatar #389 - smartwaffle (09/28/2011) [-]
I'm actually gonna play this.
#387 - anog (09/28/2011) [-]
It's funny because FIFA sucks.
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#313 - I wasn't discriminating against anyone or anything. I basicall… 09/28/2011 on Hockey is for men 0
#22 - Its failbook dude, its not like you made it! 09/21/2011 on Where is this guys medal? +8
#240 - Why does everything have to be a competition? Whats wro… 09/21/2011 on Hockey is for men -5
#170 - you deserve a high five 09/21/2011 on WTF CHINA! +2
#152 - To everybody bitching about a "double standard", i w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2011 on Fucking Sisters +20
#166 - thehornedking (09/21/2011) [-]
**thehornedking rolled a random image** MFW dividing 37 by 14 will equal a whole number
#145 - I heard a phrase that will explain this double standard well. … 09/21/2011 on Fucking Sisters +15
#249 - too bad i don't like bill maher... 09/09/2011 on Religion +1
#227 - ^ This guy obviously tried to write a book, and failed. Now h… 08/21/2011 on Day with the Dead +1
#141 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2011 on Chemistry +27
User avatar #155 - localafrican (07/14/2011) [-]
Win!!
#603 - I have no problem with God, its his ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Silly Christians +20
#638 - garbledeegook (07/13/2011) [-]
You can be a fan without joining the fanclub. Just saiyan.
User avatar #709 - techketzer (07/14/2011) [-]
Catholic church says you can't.
Have they "lost that bet" now?
#716 - garbledeegook (07/14/2011) [-]
During Jesus' life, he had fans, but there was no church for christianity. So, why would that be different now? If I couldn't stand Star Wars fans, I could still enjoy Star Wars in my own house, alone, if I wanted, couldn't I? The fans of Star Wars don't represent Star Wars. I think that to be a suitable analogy.
User avatar #719 - techketzer (07/14/2011) [-]
That's not how it works nowadays.

Catholic church has an iron-hard dogma that you can only be saved if you are a part of them. That's what they believe, that's what they teach.

They say "no fanclub? no heaven for you."
#916 - I didnt make it, so i dont deserve them anyways. I just posted…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2011 on StarWars meets FJ 0
#931 - pedopigglet (07/12/2011) [-]
I laughed, +1 for you.
#910 - I felt the same way when I first saw it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2011 on StarWars meets FJ 0
User avatar #911 - thelastplatapus (07/12/2011) [-]
i would give thousands of thumbs if possible
User avatar #916 - ShatOnATurtle (07/12/2011) [-]
I didnt make it, so i dont deserve them anyways. I just posted it in hopes that someone would laugh.
#931 - pedopigglet (07/12/2011) [-]
I laughed, +1 for you.
#898 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2011 on StarWars meets FJ +21
User avatar #906 - thelastplatapus (07/12/2011) [-]
that sir is by forth my favorite gif. i legit started crying i laughed so much.
User avatar #910 - ShatOnATurtle (07/12/2011) [-]
I felt the same way when I first saw it.
User avatar #911 - thelastplatapus (07/12/2011) [-]
i would give thousands of thumbs if possible
User avatar #916 - ShatOnATurtle (07/12/2011) [-]
I didnt make it, so i dont deserve them anyways. I just posted it in hopes that someone would laugh.
#931 - pedopigglet (07/12/2011) [-]
I laughed, +1 for you.
#278 - Then i get thumb ed down too. click "hide all" n… 07/02/2011 on Zach Galifianakis 0
#272 - Why do i always forget to sign in?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2011 on Zach Galifianakis +1
User avatar #278 - ShatOnATurtle (07/02/2011) [-]
Then i get thumbed down too.
click "hide all" next to the comment, it really was me
#606 - Comment deleted 06/29/2011 on Playing Mario Kart +2
#594 - Comment deleted 06/29/2011 on Playing Mario Kart +3

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#5 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
are you gay?
User avatar #4 - KillaPanda (04/25/2012) [-]
look to your left
User avatar #2 - sergiusalceanu (06/13/2011) [-]
Man, your profile pic when commenting looks like dead pixels
User avatar #3 to #2 - ShatOnATurtle (06/15/2011) [-]
Yeah it was an accident, but i kinda like it
#1 - xxSiLENTx (10/03/2010) [-]
this gif.
this gif.
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