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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:6/28/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 1948 total,  2306 ,  358
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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#301 - I really don't think anybody won this argument. She's an id…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2012 on Pregnant Teen vs. Troll -2
#367 - patriotpenguin (01/24/2012) [-]
< you
User avatar #372 - ShatOnATurtle (01/24/2012) [-]
Eh i've seen worse. I simply stated my opinion, nothing stupid about it.
#306 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
The funny is what the internet is doing to her profile...this is just the build up
User avatar #318 - ShatOnATurtle (01/24/2012) [-]
I guess I don't find people messing with others on facebook funny. Oh well, I'll just take the red pinkies and move along.
#335 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
i felt the trolling went into excess, it wasn't even witty trolling...
User avatar #339 - ShatOnATurtle (01/24/2012) [-]
Exactly, not even funny trolling.
#889 - She deserves abuse because she is pregnant at a young age? THA… 01/20/2012 on 14 and pregnant (its a long... 0
#4 - Does making fun of a pregnant girl on facebook make you feel b… 01/20/2012 on McorncakeM's profile 0
#776 - I am not a girl, and I still back her up. Op wants to…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2012 on 14 and pregnant (its a long... 0
#815 - bilbobjoe (01/20/2012) [-]
It is this kind of girl that gives our generation a bad name. Do you support 14 year-olds having sex? If you do, reevaluate some of your opinions because that is "morally wrong". On top of that, she is saying things like the baby is the best mistake she ever made. That, is "morally wrong". So, if you where to get pregnant, that would be fine, but it isn't something to be taken lightly. Or to be executed when YOU ARE FUCKING 14 YEARS OLD. If they were making fun of a mid twenties woman who was pregnant, that would be "morally wrong" but that is a completely different story. She is 14 and had sex. That spells 'slutty bitch' with a capital S L U T T Y B I T C H. So she completely deserves any kind of written abuse through facebook because of her actions.
User avatar #889 - ShatOnATurtle (01/20/2012) [-]
She deserves abuse because she is pregnant at a young age? THAT IS MORALLY WRONG. Fuck you, heartless prick. I don't find teen pregnancy a good idea, but she made a mistake, it doesn't make her less of a person.

And who are you to judge that that baby wasn't the best mistake she ever made? I'm guessing you aren't a parent, so how do YOU know what having a child is like? How do you know she won't be a good mother? Or are you just mad that you can't have sex?
#749 - Exactly. He thinks making fun of a pregnant girl is cool and … 01/19/2012 on 14 and pregnant (its a long... +1
#722 - As long as the baby is health, cared for , and loved, it's fin…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2012 on 14 and pregnant (its a long... 0
User avatar #726 - humpingturtlelover (01/19/2012) [-]
You have a good point there. It reminds me of something my friend told me. My friends mother, when she was in Highschool, got her friends together and all got pregnant before graduating. They ended up having 12 kids born before they graduated. But they are all living fine now.
#699 - How does that make you lose faith in humanity? somebody made …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2012 on 14 and pregnant (its a long... -1
User avatar #712 - humpingturtlelover (01/19/2012) [-]
It just drives me crazy, because they are throwing there lives away, and a kid at 14 is some hard shit to come out of. And times have changed, would you like to see more pregnant 14 year olds?
User avatar #722 - ShatOnATurtle (01/19/2012) [-]
As long as the baby is health, cared for , and loved, it's fine. My best friend's mother was pregnant with him in highschool, she was a great mother, and she makes a lot of money now. Who gave us the right to decide if someone's life is ruined because of pregnancy?

You never know how things will play out.
User avatar #726 - humpingturtlelover (01/19/2012) [-]
You have a good point there. It reminds me of something my friend told me. My friends mother, when she was in Highschool, got her friends together and all got pregnant before graduating. They ended up having 12 kids born before they graduated. But they are all living fine now.
#692 - I think trolling is funny to a point. This has passed it. … 01/19/2012 on 14 and pregnant (its a long... +4
#683 - Same here, I am tired of seeing posts where people pick on oth… 01/19/2012 on 14 and pregnant (its a long... +1
#656 - She may not be bright in the slightest, but what you and yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2012 on 14 and pregnant (its a long... +4
#684 - anonymous (01/19/2012) [-]
Mind you own business? It's her fault for posting her business on facebook. She was basically asking for it. It's called trolling. Why even go to this site if you can't appreciate trolling.
User avatar #692 - ShatOnATurtle (01/19/2012) [-]
I think trolling is funny to a point. This has passed it.
Pregnancy is a big deal, lives can be ruined. Making fun of that is not funny to me.

OP is making fun of someone, and posting it here expecting a pat on the back from fj. It's fucking pathetic.
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User avatar #683 - ShatOnATurtle (01/19/2012) [-]
Same here, I am tired of seeing posts where people pick on others to impress funnyjunk. It doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look like a dick.
#163 - Oh my god. read this slowly. The tilt in the swastika does n… 01/18/2012 on lolstika. 0
#160 - NOT IN TERMS OF THE SWASTIKA. THESE OTHERS ARE IRRELE… 01/18/2012 on lolstika. 0
#152 - No it means you fail to grasp the concept. let me shout it for… 01/18/2012 on lolstika. 0
#103 - If it is going counter clockwise it IS a swastika. This is the… 01/18/2012 on lolstika. +2
#1172 - I'm not saying its any more difficult, its more complex … 01/12/2012 on What is Rock 0
#914 - I like stuff that spans over many genres like Two Door Cinema …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2012 on What is Rock 0
User avatar #919 - guessmyusername (01/11/2012) [-]
Bucket head is good, but he isn't a band, more like what Terry Bozzio does (sorry if you don't know who he is) muse sold out :/ and the rest i've heard of but never listened to.

SIlversun Pickups i enjoy a lot, but it seams like instead of keeping musical integrity, people are giving in to the confromist pop-styled playing so they can make more money.

yes, i know as a musician you should make music fans will like, but the fans they try to attract nowadays aren't the same type of die hard fans you metallica, Kiss, ACDC, the beatles, etc. have.
#900 - No prob. I admire your commitment, especially to the medical field. 01/11/2012 on What is Rock +1
#896 - Thanks 01/11/2012 on What is Rock +1
#895 - Its never too late. If you want it bad enough, you will succeed  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2012 on What is Rock +1
#897 - spankyx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #900 - ShatOnATurtle (01/11/2012) [-]
No prob. I admire your commitment, especially to the medical field.
#892 - Who is that?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2012 on What is Rock +2
User avatar #893 - thecjss (01/11/2012) [-]
GG Allin
#898 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #896 - ShatOnATurtle (01/11/2012) [-]
Thanks
#889 - Oh by the contrary, creative artists are prospering, you just …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2012 on What is Rock 0
User avatar #906 - guessmyusername (01/11/2012) [-]
Name some, it might be due to the fact that i live in illinois, where the only radio stations play pop music or rap, but the musicians i loved have sold out.
User avatar #914 - ShatOnATurtle (01/11/2012) [-]
I like stuff that spans over many genres like Two Door Cinema club, John Butler trio, Explosions in the sky, Don ross, erik mongrain, flogging molly, muse, newton faulkner, thomas newman, and buckethead to name a few. It might not all float your boat, cause some of it is really far from rock, but it is creative.
User avatar #919 - guessmyusername (01/11/2012) [-]
Bucket head is good, but he isn't a band, more like what Terry Bozzio does (sorry if you don't know who he is) muse sold out :/ and the rest i've heard of but never listened to.

SIlversun Pickups i enjoy a lot, but it seams like instead of keeping musical integrity, people are giving in to the confromist pop-styled playing so they can make more money.

yes, i know as a musician you should make music fans will like, but the fans they try to attract nowadays aren't the same type of die hard fans you metallica, Kiss, ACDC, the beatles, etc. have.
#886 - Your comment is very true. But unfortunately a lot of people a… 01/11/2012 on What is Rock 0
#356 - That won't stop you from getting STD's just wrap it. 01/11/2012 on being fat +1
#854 - I can agree with that. I just really disagree with the fans wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2012 on What is Rock +1
User avatar #879 - guessmyusername (01/11/2012) [-]
I'm not saying that, I'm 17, so i wasn't around for that music. I perfer the music i listen to now (not the mainstream garbage) so i'm with you.

but bands that are popular now were influenced by older bands, i just find it sad that the creative artists are dying out.
User avatar #889 - ShatOnATurtle (01/11/2012) [-]
Oh by the contrary, creative artists are prospering, you just have to work to find it!
User avatar #906 - guessmyusername (01/11/2012) [-]
Name some, it might be due to the fact that i live in illinois, where the only radio stations play pop music or rap, but the musicians i loved have sold out.
User avatar #914 - ShatOnATurtle (01/11/2012) [-]
I like stuff that spans over many genres like Two Door Cinema club, John Butler trio, Explosions in the sky, Don ross, erik mongrain, flogging molly, muse, newton faulkner, thomas newman, and buckethead to name a few. It might not all float your boat, cause some of it is really far from rock, but it is creative.
User avatar #919 - guessmyusername (01/11/2012) [-]
Bucket head is good, but he isn't a band, more like what Terry Bozzio does (sorry if you don't know who he is) muse sold out :/ and the rest i've heard of but never listened to.

SIlversun Pickups i enjoy a lot, but it seams like instead of keeping musical integrity, people are giving in to the confromist pop-styled playing so they can make more money.

yes, i know as a musician you should make music fans will like, but the fans they try to attract nowadays aren't the same type of die hard fans you metallica, Kiss, ACDC, the beatles, etc. have.
#848 - Jazz is much more complicated than today's common music , such…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2012 on What is Rock 0
User avatar #1152 - ericzxvc (01/11/2012) [-]
The reason the fifth is used so often is because it is in the harmonic series, not because people are trying to make music that isn't "complex". Time signatures are also used to fit the style of the music, it's not about making something easy or not, it's about the phrasing. Jazz is based on a blues scale it's like if you play something in a minor key it's minor, if you play something on the blues scale it's jazz.
User avatar #1172 - ShatOnATurtle (01/12/2012) [-]
I'm not saying its any more difficult, its morecomplex

In regards to the fifth , I was referring to chords in metal music using only the root and fifth, whereas jazz uses more chord tones, adding to the complexity.

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#5 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
are you gay?
User avatar #4 - KillaPanda (04/25/2012) [-]
look to your left
User avatar #2 - sergiusalceanu (06/13/2011) [-]
Man, your profile pic when commenting looks like dead pixels
User avatar #3 to #2 - ShatOnATurtle (06/15/2011) [-]
Yeah it was an accident, but i kinda like it
#1 - xxSiLENTx (10/03/2010) [-]
this gif.
this gif.
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