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#202 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Title. +24
#308 - greenthegunstar (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm gonna pee. Right. HERE!
#34 - Wishing on the sun, bitches  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2012 on Your dreams are dead +12
#45 - fleszar (11/16/2012) [-]
this gif always take my thumb
#56 - The best part is he's one of the best english players ever! 10/23/2012 on ARE YOU?! 0
#318 - to be fair, it is not always easy to pick up sarcasm on the internet! 10/17/2012 on Painting 0
#317 - Obviously you will support a dictator if he runs your country. 10/17/2012 on Painting 0
#186 - **ShatOnATurtle rolls 422** 09/29/2012 on fan fuckin tastic 0
#68 - Picture 09/29/2012 on IOS 6 MAP +5
#162 - I've read up on it, have you? 09/10/2012 on The Daily Show 0
#14 - True, but we have no precedent by which to determine how much …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2012 on The Daily Show -16
#114 - thesirofponies (09/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 - blahness (09/07/2012) [-]
you're a special kind of retarded arent you?
the effect of greenhouse gases & global warming are so evident that you'd probably have to have a religious mindset to not see it

average temperatures highest they've been
ice caps at the smallest they've ever been
ozone layer has a fucking huge hole in it
al gore's documentary, which i'm pretty sure everybody has, provides plenty of evidence.

I could list more, but unfortunately, i am not that informed on the matter. but still, enough evidence has been presented to me that i now believe without a doubt that global warming is real. you, however, refuse a claim without even doing the most basic research.
User avatar #37 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
I was so pissed at "Al Gore's" documentary. No. It was the documentary of scientists. Dozens and dozens of scientists. Paid with tax payer money. Fuck Al Gore. Fuck Obama. Fuck anyone but the scientists who get the credit for this shit. Jesus Christ. I hate politicians. Fucking Obama got the Novel Peace Prize over a woman who saved hundreds of children in the holocaust, then got captured and tortured, then when she got out, helped the kids find their parents. FUCK THE WORLD.

Sorry, that rage isn't directed at you. You just let it out.

And yes, global warming is proven. But it's a natural cycle that's been proven to have happened hundreds upon hundreds of times throughout Earth's history, however we are accelerating ourselves, but we are likely to recover it (IF THE GOD DAMNED POLITICIANS WOULD LET US USE FUCKING SCIENCE) before irrepairable damage is done.
#13 - Hot damn you are passionate about this! But it will take some …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on The Daily Show 0
User avatar #15 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
It's just like any other problem brother. As long as 99% of the world lives they're life totally unconscious. We'll be ruled by the 1% that are very aware...

We're all guilty man.

Be honest. Are YOU ready to revert back to a more localized community? Where you either grow and provide for yourself, or have a skill that's needed badly enough that others provide it for you?

I'm not. Not 100% anyway. But it's something I've been working on my whole life. I love spirituality and philosophy and debate and complaint. But it's not gonna make yer potatos grow or water flow. We're all to blame lol. People just gotta wake up is all.

N good luck... I miss Natural Selection. If you were a worthless shithead, you died, and the tribe was stronger. Now we pay taxes to give them a shelter where they can get free needles. Sounds heartless. But as far as I'm concerned... Fuck em.

If there is a god, I think he's more concerned about me helping the guy next to me. Opening a door. Being honest. Not paying out the ass to help scumbags.

(I'm not religious in any way or trying to make this a god thing for everybody waiting to pounce)











#8 - How so?  [+] (11 new replies) 09/07/2012 on The Daily Show 0
User avatar #12 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
But as every amazing person I've learned from has said. "Don't take my word for it"

Do your own research, and get information from more than one place. Find the advocates for it. Then look at the differeing opinions. Make your own decision.

The guy wrote a book on it, I wish I could remember the name... One sec... David Blumes Permaculture & Alcohol can be a gas.

User avatar #11 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
First of all. It's cheap. Fucking Period. I believe the 1% people love to refer to in North america has some 30 trillion dollars invested in over seas oil. For less than (I'm goin super high here to make sure I'm correct) 20 billion, you could outfit every country on the planet with constant alcohol fuel. Through nothing more than fucken growing shit... The way we gather oil from the earth is actually quite rapey. Especially now a days that we KNOW theres more just a WEE bit deeper down. N that's we're "fraccing" a lot these days. Which is extreme earth rapey. Like gangbang rapey.
#20 - fudale (09/07/2012) [-]
I was feeling you until the 1% bullshit
User avatar #21 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
lol I can understand why you'd jump off there. That's just the way the author stated it in the interview.
#23 - fudale (09/07/2012) [-]
I don't like being put into "classes" rich or poor we are all Americans and I refuse to be a part of the 1% 99% war. Rich people take advantage of stupid people, poor people take advantage or rich people. You know who had classes Nazi Germany, they pitted their people against each other. It just bugs the hell out of me, but I couldn't agree with you more on everything else.
User avatar #25 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
I agree on and off with certain points of all that. I'd never try to put you into a class. Or to define you by the amount of money you make. But the reality is, those few cocksuckers on the planet that DO have that cash. Are the ones calling the shots.

That's the only differention I ever intended to make. I don't care if you made 40 mill last year. N I made 20 grand lol. You're still in the same boat as me. Well, ok a nicer boat, but still fucked by the same people.

All I aim to get at by that. Is I think that most DECENT people. Regardless of differing opinions on matters, can agree on a lot of very simple things. Right and wrong, life or death, common sense or utter bullshit...

N even though all of us decent people agree.... where are the results? We have some big hurdles to overcome.

But it all needs to start grass roots.





#66 - fudale (09/08/2012) [-]
I respect that, Green thumb for you
User avatar #69 - karmaghost (09/08/2012) [-]
And one for you as well sir.

I must say... I've only recently gotten into the commenting side of funnyjunk, (usually while drunk) but I find it (the comment section) to be much better than all the bitching I see in the posts.

Maybe it's the fact that I try my best not to be totally full of shit, maybe it's the fact that the people who respond to me are awesome level-headed individuals.

Either way. I much enjoyed our exchange. You are a gentleman.

If we never speak or meet. Pleas know that while my stupid little brain is usually occupied, I am doing my best to send good wishes your way.





#74 - fudale (09/08/2012) [-]
Same here, and I have a coors light going right now. Look forward to our next exchange of whits
User avatar #13 - ShatOnATurtle (09/07/2012) [-]
Hot damn you are passionate about this! But it will take some serious upheaval to change the way things are, sadly
User avatar #15 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
It's just like any other problem brother. As long as 99% of the world lives they're life totally unconscious. We'll be ruled by the 1% that are very aware...

We're all guilty man.

Be honest. Are YOU ready to revert back to a more localized community? Where you either grow and provide for yourself, or have a skill that's needed badly enough that others provide it for you?

I'm not. Not 100% anyway. But it's something I've been working on my whole life. I love spirituality and philosophy and debate and complaint. But it's not gonna make yer potatos grow or water flow. We're all to blame lol. People just gotta wake up is all.

N good luck... I miss Natural Selection. If you were a worthless shithead, you died, and the tribe was stronger. Now we pay taxes to give them a shelter where they can get free needles. Sounds heartless. But as far as I'm concerned... Fuck em.

If there is a god, I think he's more concerned about me helping the guy next to me. Opening a door. Being honest. Not paying out the ass to help scumbags.

(I'm not religious in any way or trying to make this a god thing for everybody waiting to pounce)











#6 - You can't necessarily prove we are responsible for climate cha…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/07/2012 on The Daily Show -24
User avatar #10 - superunclesam (09/07/2012) [-]
It's been scientifically proven that while we are not directly responsible for the climate change (a natural thing) we have exponentially made it worse with our deforestation and use of fossil fuels. They release large quantities of Carbon Dioxide into the air, which is making what they call "The Green House Effect" worse then it has ever been before.
User avatar #30 - luismamontes (09/07/2012) [-]
CO2 amongst other things like chlorofluorocarbons, which come from factories and cause acid rain. This in turn damages ecosystems at various levels, etc.
User avatar #14 - ShatOnATurtle (09/07/2012) [-]
True, but we have no precedent by which to determine how much CO2 in the air is bad. We don't know how much impact we really have. These "large quantities" are not very large when compared to the size of the atmosphere.
#114 - thesirofponies (09/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #28 - blahness (09/07/2012) [-]
you're a special kind of retarded arent you?
the effect of greenhouse gases & global warming are so evident that you'd probably have to have a religious mindset to not see it

average temperatures highest they've been
ice caps at the smallest they've ever been
ozone layer has a fucking huge hole in it
al gore's documentary, which i'm pretty sure everybody has, provides plenty of evidence.

I could list more, but unfortunately, i am not that informed on the matter. but still, enough evidence has been presented to me that i now believe without a doubt that global warming is real. you, however, refuse a claim without even doing the most basic research.
User avatar #37 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
I was so pissed at "Al Gore's" documentary. No. It was the documentary of scientists. Dozens and dozens of scientists. Paid with tax payer money. Fuck Al Gore. Fuck Obama. Fuck anyone but the scientists who get the credit for this shit. Jesus Christ. I hate politicians. Fucking Obama got the Novel Peace Prize over a woman who saved hundreds of children in the holocaust, then got captured and tortured, then when she got out, helped the kids find their parents. FUCK THE WORLD.

Sorry, that rage isn't directed at you. You just let it out.

And yes, global warming is proven. But it's a natural cycle that's been proven to have happened hundreds upon hundreds of times throughout Earth's history, however we are accelerating ourselves, but we are likely to recover it (IF THE GOD DAMNED POLITICIANS WOULD LET US USE FUCKING SCIENCE) before irrepairable damage is done.
#5 - True, but it is inefficient. The most efficient form of fuel …  [+] (14 new replies) 09/07/2012 on The Daily Show 0
User avatar #7 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
On a global economic, and enviromental scale. It is far more efficient. Once again. Period.
User avatar #9 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
And as an added note, you're wrong. You won't use the most efficient fuel. You'll use the most easily controlled by government. You can make alcohol from basically fucking anything. Why do you think making yer own booze is illegal? Cuz the government cares what's in your food n drink? No. Taxes buddy. Taxes. Government is terrified of the idea of people being self sufficient.
User avatar #8 - ShatOnATurtle (09/07/2012) [-]
How so?
User avatar #12 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
But as every amazing person I've learned from has said. "Don't take my word for it"

Do your own research, and get information from more than one place. Find the advocates for it. Then look at the differeing opinions. Make your own decision.

The guy wrote a book on it, I wish I could remember the name... One sec... David Blumes Permaculture & Alcohol can be a gas.

User avatar #11 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
First of all. It's cheap. Fucking Period. I believe the 1% people love to refer to in North america has some 30 trillion dollars invested in over seas oil. For less than (I'm goin super high here to make sure I'm correct) 20 billion, you could outfit every country on the planet with constant alcohol fuel. Through nothing more than fucken growing shit... The way we gather oil from the earth is actually quite rapey. Especially now a days that we KNOW theres more just a WEE bit deeper down. N that's we're "fraccing" a lot these days. Which is extreme earth rapey. Like gangbang rapey.
#20 - fudale (09/07/2012) [-]
I was feeling you until the 1% bullshit
User avatar #21 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
lol I can understand why you'd jump off there. That's just the way the author stated it in the interview.
#23 - fudale (09/07/2012) [-]
I don't like being put into "classes" rich or poor we are all Americans and I refuse to be a part of the 1% 99% war. Rich people take advantage of stupid people, poor people take advantage or rich people. You know who had classes Nazi Germany, they pitted their people against each other. It just bugs the hell out of me, but I couldn't agree with you more on everything else.
User avatar #25 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
I agree on and off with certain points of all that. I'd never try to put you into a class. Or to define you by the amount of money you make. But the reality is, those few cocksuckers on the planet that DO have that cash. Are the ones calling the shots.

That's the only differention I ever intended to make. I don't care if you made 40 mill last year. N I made 20 grand lol. You're still in the same boat as me. Well, ok a nicer boat, but still fucked by the same people.

All I aim to get at by that. Is I think that most DECENT people. Regardless of differing opinions on matters, can agree on a lot of very simple things. Right and wrong, life or death, common sense or utter bullshit...

N even though all of us decent people agree.... where are the results? We have some big hurdles to overcome.

But it all needs to start grass roots.





#66 - fudale (09/08/2012) [-]
I respect that, Green thumb for you
User avatar #69 - karmaghost (09/08/2012) [-]
And one for you as well sir.

I must say... I've only recently gotten into the commenting side of funnyjunk, (usually while drunk) but I find it (the comment section) to be much better than all the bitching I see in the posts.

Maybe it's the fact that I try my best not to be totally full of shit, maybe it's the fact that the people who respond to me are awesome level-headed individuals.

Either way. I much enjoyed our exchange. You are a gentleman.

If we never speak or meet. Pleas know that while my stupid little brain is usually occupied, I am doing my best to send good wishes your way.





#74 - fudale (09/08/2012) [-]
Same here, and I have a coors light going right now. Look forward to our next exchange of whits
User avatar #13 - ShatOnATurtle (09/07/2012) [-]
Hot damn you are passionate about this! But it will take some serious upheaval to change the way things are, sadly
User avatar #15 - karmaghost (09/07/2012) [-]
It's just like any other problem brother. As long as 99% of the world lives they're life totally unconscious. We'll be ruled by the 1% that are very aware...

We're all guilty man.

Be honest. Are YOU ready to revert back to a more localized community? Where you either grow and provide for yourself, or have a skill that's needed badly enough that others provide it for you?

I'm not. Not 100% anyway. But it's something I've been working on my whole life. I love spirituality and philosophy and debate and complaint. But it's not gonna make yer potatos grow or water flow. We're all to blame lol. People just gotta wake up is all.

N good luck... I miss Natural Selection. If you were a worthless shithead, you died, and the tribe was stronger. Now we pay taxes to give them a shelter where they can get free needles. Sounds heartless. But as far as I'm concerned... Fuck em.

If there is a god, I think he's more concerned about me helping the guy next to me. Opening a door. Being honest. Not paying out the ass to help scumbags.

(I'm not religious in any way or trying to make this a god thing for everybody waiting to pounce)











#376 - this will tell you all you need to know  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on America +1
User avatar #394 - upunkpunk (08/07/2012) [-]
I'm not against space exploration its the fact that the government is doing it
#137 - When I said drugs, I did not mean psychodelics. Those are spi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Someone shoot her -2
#138 - infernoimmortal (07/25/2012) [-]
Well, we can agree on that I guess.
#136 - "swear down" is a popular saying in England meaning …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Someone shoot her +1
#357 - momiji (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh. That actually helps. Thanks!
#133 - you are not supposed to consume drugs if you are a buddhist  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Someone shoot her -2
#135 - infernoimmortal (07/25/2012) [-]
No, we are encouraged to care for our bodies, minds, in order to help reach enlightenment. Psychodelics, however, have been used over the millenia in hundreds of religions, and LSD is said to give an experience very similar to the one described in the Tibetan Book of the Dead.
User avatar #137 - ShatOnATurtle (07/25/2012) [-]
When I said drugs, I did not mean psychodelics. Those are spiritual tools, and the only reason they have the derogatory term of "drugs" is because people misuse them
#138 - infernoimmortal (07/25/2012) [-]
Well, we can agree on that I guess.
#135 - mfw fingerpicking doesn't have this problem  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2012 on every time i drop my pick... +5
#185 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
Tell me... how does it feel to be a gangsta' ?
#163 - pjoach (07/25/2012) [-]
You know it.
#160 - ledheadtlc (07/25/2012) [-]
#180 - I meant exactly what I said. FJ sucked when all the comic mak…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2012 on Chipotlol +2
User avatar #194 - independantnight (07/16/2012) [-]
So.... You'r saying you like the reposts from other sites and whatnot?

This is disturbing...

...Yet also refreshing.
#173 - To be quite honest, I am not excited to learn of your …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Chipotlol +1
#267 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [-]
Comic Era>Reposts and shitty ass Fads. FJ has been funnier since he left? My ass funnyjunk is absolute shit now. Maybe he will start to turn it around.
#178 - dsendcomics (07/16/2012) [-]
>Summer of 2010
>not the best era of FJ
User avatar #180 - ShatOnATurtle (07/16/2012) [-]
I meant exactly what I said. FJ sucked when all the comic makers were around. But like I said before, you weren't the worst and I think you can do better. I hope you do.
User avatar #194 - independantnight (07/16/2012) [-]
So.... You'r saying you like the reposts from other sites and whatnot?

This is disturbing...

...Yet also refreshing.
#188 - The feeling is mutual, I assure you. 07/11/2012 on Tv myths (rp) 0
#178 - Here I am, asshole.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Tv myths (rp) +2
User avatar #190 - negativeone (07/11/2012) [-]
Well fuck, take this internet and thumb.
#185 - randomiztherhero (07/11/2012) [-]
#188 - ShatOnATurtle (07/11/2012) [-]
The feeling is mutual, I assure you.
#9 - sorry i just had to 07/05/2012 on The Marble +1
#52 - Swords  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Old Joke +52
#65 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
*cocks


Gamer Poop FTW
User avatar #85 - granate (07/05/2012) [-]
It's "big curved penises" you moron.
#50 - Curved  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Old Joke +49
#52 - ShatOnATurtle (07/05/2012) [-]
Swords
#65 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
*cocks


Gamer Poop FTW
User avatar #85 - granate (07/05/2012) [-]
It's "big curved penises" you moron.

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#5 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
are you gay?
User avatar #4 - KillaPanda (04/25/2012) [-]
look to your left
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Man, your profile pic when commenting looks like dead pixels
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Yeah it was an accident, but i kinda like it
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