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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:6/28/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 1948 total,  2306 ,  358
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#173 - Old english has phrases like that that are unusual in today's … 09/27/2010 on That Bastard 0
#249 - Alright lets check this list *checks first one* … 09/20/2010 on Hell +2
#3205 - Then get out. We dont wwant you here if you stereotype every… 09/20/2010 on Worth the read! 0
#3188 - Comment deleted 09/20/2010 on Worth the read! -2
#73 - Its wierd guys, i dont think 4 is ginger either!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2010 on Suspicions +13
#86 - aughuh (09/20/2010) [-]
#46 - Yep, well there are also people that thumb up dsend comics....… 09/20/2010 on vegetarian facebook fail -1
#24 - Yeah, thats cat blood. 09/20/2010 on Email from an asshole 2 +15
#42 - Im guessing op is spencer, because he probably thought his jok…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2010 on vegetarian facebook fail +5
#44 - anonymous (09/20/2010) [-]
seems 280 people disagree with you.
User avatar #46 - ShatOnATurtle (09/20/2010) [-]
Yep, well there are also people that thumb up dsend comics.........................so your point?
#215 - CHICK......MAN ............BODY..........THING..........wut? 09/19/2010 on wat. 0
#60 - YOU BASTARDS! 09/19/2010 on Dog wut +2
#218 - It gives the phrase "go **** yourself" …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2010 on Greatest Mindfuck Ever +7
#229 - anonymous (09/19/2010) [-]
he pimped himself to himself
#1 - OMG he's real!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2010 on UP. 0
#2 - kylermannn (09/18/2010) [-]
ZOMG
#166 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 09/18/2010 on Ultimate RAGE 0
#28 - NO FAIR 09/18/2010 on Not so Dumb +9
#23 - Hmmmmm.........There's a message here, I just know it! 09/18/2010 on Subtle. . .Very Subtle +13
#198 - OH, **** IS GONNA GO DOWN. 09/16/2010 on How to ruin someones life +9
#58 - that ring probably has a chaos emerald.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2010 on Sonic 0
#76 - anonymous (09/16/2010) [-]
EMMAROWWDS?!
#112 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2010 on Fuck You Kid +12
#123 - suckerfish (09/14/2010) [-]
AWSOME
#81 - And you believe what you say? I dont have a set explanation… 09/14/2010 on Dear FunnyJunk 0
#67 - Jet fuel fires went down the main shaft heating up much of the…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2010 on Dear FunnyJunk 0
#71 - FoulBachelorFrogs (09/14/2010) [-]
...And you believe that?
User avatar #81 - ShatOnATurtle (09/14/2010) [-]
And you believe what you say? I dont have a set explanation for the event, im always open to new info. But just listen to this. Our government is bad at keeping secrets. Some, ANY concrete evidence would be found if the government did this. Terrorists, in my opinion did it. Remember the trade center bombing in '93? They tried once, failed, and planned to do it again. Give me any substantial evidence and i'll agree with you. but until then, i cant believe the government would do this to their own people. I may not agree with your opinion, but i respect it anyways.
#57 - what are you implying? Conspiracy?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2010 on Dear FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #58 - FoulBachelorFrogs (09/14/2010) [-]
yes they heard huge thuds outside the building...over 500 witnesses can't really be wrong, clearly a controlled demolition that plane wouldn't even scratch the surface, and their were fires on the 16th floor. Wat.
#82 - anonymous (09/14/2010) [-]
bla bla bla conspiracy. people died there so shut up it happend and its sad.
User avatar #67 - ShatOnATurtle (09/14/2010) [-]
Jet fuel fires went down the main shaft heating up much of the steel frame inside, which supports the building. The fires you refer to were from the jet fuel fires that spread throughout the whole building because of the shaft. Once the steel supports were super heated, the top portion of the building collapsed , taking the rest of the building down with it. Plus NO evidence of det cords or explosives have EVER been found.
#71 - FoulBachelorFrogs (09/14/2010) [-]
...And you believe that?
User avatar #81 - ShatOnATurtle (09/14/2010) [-]
And you believe what you say? I dont have a set explanation for the event, im always open to new info. But just listen to this. Our government is bad at keeping secrets. Some, ANY concrete evidence would be found if the government did this. Terrorists, in my opinion did it. Remember the trade center bombing in '93? They tried once, failed, and planned to do it again. Give me any substantial evidence and i'll agree with you. but until then, i cant believe the government would do this to their own people. I may not agree with your opinion, but i respect it anyways.
#277 - Picture 09/14/2010 on mom finds pr0nz +4
#47 - dude....just no.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2010 on Dear FunnyJunk +7
User avatar #53 - FoulBachelorFrogs (09/14/2010) [-]
Yeah lets knock down a 400,000,ton tower with a 300ton plane...
User avatar #57 - ShatOnATurtle (09/14/2010) [-]
what are you implying? Conspiracy?
User avatar #58 - FoulBachelorFrogs (09/14/2010) [-]
yes they heard huge thuds outside the building...over 500 witnesses can't really be wrong, clearly a controlled demolition that plane wouldn't even scratch the surface, and their were fires on the 16th floor. Wat.
#82 - anonymous (09/14/2010) [-]
bla bla bla conspiracy. people died there so shut up it happend and its sad.
User avatar #67 - ShatOnATurtle (09/14/2010) [-]
Jet fuel fires went down the main shaft heating up much of the steel frame inside, which supports the building. The fires you refer to were from the jet fuel fires that spread throughout the whole building because of the shaft. Once the steel supports were super heated, the top portion of the building collapsed , taking the rest of the building down with it. Plus NO evidence of det cords or explosives have EVER been found.
#71 - FoulBachelorFrogs (09/14/2010) [-]
...And you believe that?
User avatar #81 - ShatOnATurtle (09/14/2010) [-]
And you believe what you say? I dont have a set explanation for the event, im always open to new info. But just listen to this. Our government is bad at keeping secrets. Some, ANY concrete evidence would be found if the government did this. Terrorists, in my opinion did it. Remember the trade center bombing in '93? They tried once, failed, and planned to do it again. Give me any substantial evidence and i'll agree with you. but until then, i cant believe the government would do this to their own people. I may not agree with your opinion, but i respect it anyways.
#96 - You dont touch on the fear factor. When people are sc… 09/13/2010 on Why the Zombie Apocalypse... 0
#17 - smallest giraffe 09/12/2010 on Smallest Animals . . . +12

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#5 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
are you gay?
User avatar #4 - KillaPanda (04/25/2012) [-]
look to your left
User avatar #2 - sergiusalceanu (06/13/2011) [-]
Man, your profile pic when commenting looks like dead pixels
User avatar #3 to #2 - ShatOnATurtle (06/15/2011) [-]
Yeah it was an accident, but i kinda like it
#1 - xxSiLENTx (10/03/2010) [-]
this gif.
this gif.
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