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#148 - So what does this green character do?  [+] (11 new replies) 01/26/2011 on mehehehe +2
User avatar #152 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
if it gets within 1 block of you it explodes and destroys a bit i of every thing around it hurting you and your possible creations around it. it is called a creeper
User avatar #153 - ShatOnATurtle (01/26/2011) [-]
That sounds awesome. And these pop up whenever?
User avatar #156 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
they spawn at night and in the dark but unlike zombies and skeletons that burn up in the sun they stay till they de-spawn after a while or blow up.
User avatar #159 - ShatOnATurtle (01/26/2011) [-]
very interesting. Thanks for the info and being helpful. Its always nice to have someone answer questions and not scream "Newfag!". So thanks.
User avatar #162 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
Np if you look up "x minecraft" and click on the x's adventures 001 he does an amazing play-through and great job showing of the game from a new persons perceptive
User avatar #208 - Edock (01/26/2011) [-]
I also reccomend X's adventures in Minecraft. He does amazing commentary.
User avatar #243 - hoplop (01/28/2011) [-]
thats what i ment for him to watch. i love david
User avatar #169 - kyrill (01/26/2011) [-]
what's it called?
User avatar #224 - FrankReal (01/26/2011) [-]
X's adventures in minecraft
User avatar #167 - FoGMeanMachine (01/26/2011) [-]
is this for disc, or can you just download it?
User avatar #244 - hoplop (01/28/2011) [-]
Download at Minecraft.net it is amazingly fun
#142 - Can somebody please give me the basic idea of this game? It w…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/26/2011 on mehehehe +1
#147 - Zastava has deleted their comment.
User avatar #145 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
its an 8 -bit game that is a survival/sandbox game. it cost 15 dollars and is worth EVERYPENNY. the game constanty randomly generates itself
User avatar #148 - ShatOnATurtle (01/26/2011) [-]
So what does this green character do?
User avatar #152 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
if it gets within 1 block of you it explodes and destroys a bit i of every thing around it hurting you and your possible creations around it. it is called a creeper
User avatar #153 - ShatOnATurtle (01/26/2011) [-]
That sounds awesome. And these pop up whenever?
User avatar #156 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
they spawn at night and in the dark but unlike zombies and skeletons that burn up in the sun they stay till they de-spawn after a while or blow up.
User avatar #159 - ShatOnATurtle (01/26/2011) [-]
very interesting. Thanks for the info and being helpful. Its always nice to have someone answer questions and not scream "Newfag!". So thanks.
User avatar #162 - hoplop (01/26/2011) [-]
Np if you look up "x minecraft" and click on the x's adventures 001 he does an amazing play-through and great job showing of the game from a new persons perceptive
User avatar #208 - Edock (01/26/2011) [-]
I also reccomend X's adventures in Minecraft. He does amazing commentary.
User avatar #243 - hoplop (01/28/2011) [-]
thats what i ment for him to watch. i love david
User avatar #169 - kyrill (01/26/2011) [-]
what's it called?
User avatar #224 - FrankReal (01/26/2011) [-]
X's adventures in minecraft
User avatar #167 - FoGMeanMachine (01/26/2011) [-]
is this for disc, or can you just download it?
User avatar #244 - hoplop (01/28/2011) [-]
Download at Minecraft.net it is amazingly fun
#1 - Its jiu jitsu, not karate. But funny nonetheless  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2011 on DUDE SHITS HIS PANTS DURING... +1
#3 - krayon (01/17/2011) [-]
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No this is ju jitsu
#56 - RED LIGHT CHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE… 01/15/2011 on Like mother like daughter +1
#227 - I'm not sure i quite understand. Naked asians?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2011 on Pain in the balls Explained. 0
User avatar #232 - Mynameisbored (01/12/2011) [-]
Asian Pornography, apparently to some people it's a weird fetish.
#231 - zeexik (01/12/2011) [-]
oh, and to #222, I prefer ebony.
User avatar #236 - DJKitty (01/12/2011) [-]
YOU LIKE BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BIG BOOTY BITHCHES
#222 - Imagine, every time you jacked off or got hit in th…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/12/2011 on Pain in the balls Explained. +10
User avatar #277 - Betsybop (01/12/2011) [-]
They also could have been murderer's Psychopaths, robbers, assassin's or a rapist
#273 - MrOblivious (01/12/2011) [-]
Or they could've been the next Hitler. Better not take the risk and jack off.
User avatar #238 - Ankou (01/12/2011) [-]
ah, but what about the ones that came out last? they could have been worldwide heroes, but could they make it first? no they couldnt, or the ones that die on the way
User avatar #224 - Mynameisbored (01/12/2011) [-]
Was it worth seeing naked Asians?
#235 - lupeaguayza (01/12/2011) [-]
it was SO worth it
User avatar #227 - ShatOnATurtle (01/12/2011) [-]
I'm not sure i quite understand. Naked asians?
User avatar #232 - Mynameisbored (01/12/2011) [-]
Asian Pornography, apparently to some people it's a weird fetish.
#231 - zeexik (01/12/2011) [-]
oh, and to #222, I prefer ebony.
User avatar #236 - DJKitty (01/12/2011) [-]
YOU LIKE BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BIG BOOTY BITHCHES
#127 - Picture 01/05/2011 on Woah Man +1
#256 - Can't fall asleep? Take this ****  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2011 on Cool Body Tricks V2 +7
User avatar #287 - BackInOmNomNam (01/04/2011) [-]
I 100% agree. Whenever I know I need to fall asleep fast. Motherfucking Niquil
#265 - HomerSimpson (01/04/2011) [-]
or this shit
#50 - Picture 12/26/2010 on White Christmas +11
#18 - Picture 12/25/2010 on Very Clever 0
#177 - Picture 12/25/2010 on I'm Batman +6
#78 - ROFL copter go go go 12/25/2010 on ever notice +13
#114 - Picture 12/22/2010 on How about GREEN waffles. +19
#34 - Picture 12/22/2010 on My Hair +4
#401 - I enjoyed the subtle humor in it 12/22/2010 on Reaction to Ending for movies 0
#379 - Aw but i liked Signs 12/22/2010 on Reaction to Ending for movies +4
#61 - Knowing all the guns in cod doesnt count There, you happy?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2010 on one in five +2
User avatar #64 - Drpealz (12/21/2010) [-]
COD does help my knowledge, but i don't base all my knowledge off of COD observation.
#86 - Yeah, but fedor can armbar God  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2010 on mma win ? -1
#101 - halfmanhalfmidget has deleted their comment.
#99 - istolethebucket (12/20/2010) [-]
this is photochopped.....i can tell by the pixcels
User avatar #107 - MrSunshine (12/20/2010) [-]
looks legit to me
#160 - Which you seemed to copy the plot from. Coincidence? …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2010 on Penisballsdick. Fuck I'm bored 0
User avatar #162 - Ownmanship (12/20/2010) [-]
Ok people literaly cop-paste posts from other websites. This is just word form.
#82 - If maynard beats frankie again, he'll probably just lay on pet…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2010 on mma win ? 0
User avatar #84 - PetroleumPinecone (12/20/2010) [-]
Yeah...but I really hope he doesn't. Laynard and Fitch put me to sleep...
#7 - Da Vinci actually was a troll in some cases. When he ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2010 on Da Vinci the original troll +40
User avatar #9 - christiand (12/20/2010) [-]
I tried scraping thoose dots off my screen......
User avatar #17 - LimpNoodle (12/20/2010) [-]
i tried after I read your comment.. the fuck?
User avatar #8 - gggeeee (12/20/2010) [-]
what the fuck are those dots?
User avatar #12 - DivderOfZero (12/20/2010) [-]
Its his profile picture...it made me go wtf too so dont feel bad
#70 - your posts were 15 hours apart. calm down dude 12/20/2010 on Wailord and quagsire 0
#138 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2010 on Penisballsdick. Fuck I'm bored +2
User avatar #154 - Ownmanship (12/20/2010) [-]
That's a video... On youtube.
User avatar #160 - ShatOnATurtle (12/20/2010) [-]
Which you seemed to copy the plot from.

Coincidence?


I think not!
User avatar #162 - Ownmanship (12/20/2010) [-]
Ok people literaly cop-paste posts from other websites. This is just word form.
#135 - here's the link, or just search "always keep your condo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2010 on Penisballsdick. Fuck I'm bored +1
User avatar #137 - HoosierDaddy (12/20/2010) [-]
good deal man, thanks
#75 - Picture 12/20/2010 on The Dog Knows +27

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#5 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
are you gay?
User avatar #4 - KillaPanda (04/25/2012) [-]
look to your left
User avatar #2 - sergiusalceanu (06/13/2011) [-]
Man, your profile pic when commenting looks like dead pixels
User avatar #3 to #2 - ShatOnATurtle (06/15/2011) [-]
Yeah it was an accident, but i kinda like it
#1 - xxSiLENTx (10/03/2010) [-]
this gif.
this gif.
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