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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:6/28/2013
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#38 - Oh how I despise them 06/28/2013 on If ppl would stop throwing... +1
#36 - I, an american, have figured out why the general census of ame… 06/28/2013 on If ppl would stop throwing... 0
#86 - His axe kick was very impressive. He had a lot of heart!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Steven Seagal has balls of... +1
#87 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
And his fucking body man, I'm not gay...But daamnn. I would KILL to have a body like his.
#84 - Um the sporting community of MMA. I don't think I've ever hea…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Steven Seagal has balls of... +1
#85 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, I wish I could have seen him in a real fight live or something, and I can agree that the whole "I taught him how to kick" think is BS but when it comes to other stories that are true and shit he's really awesome.

MFW I saw andy hug fight on youtube for the first time
User avatar #86 - ShatOnATurtle (06/25/2013) [-]
His axe kick was very impressive. He had a lot of heart!
#87 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
And his fucking body man, I'm not gay...But daamnn. I would KILL to have a body like his.
#51 - Oh I missed the sonic hint! good on ya 06/25/2013 on fucking epic tatoo comp 0
#82 - Oh I MMA. He's pretty much the laughing stock of the community…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Steven Seagal has balls of... 0
#83 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
What Community? Because in magazines and in Interviews people still claim him to be one of the best
User avatar #84 - ShatOnATurtle (06/25/2013) [-]
Um the sporting community of MMA. I don't think I've ever heard a fighter say that they took him serious for the whole "I taught anderson that kick." Seriously, he claims to have invented the front kick.

btw props on the andy hug picture, I too admire the blue-eyed samurai
#85 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, I wish I could have seen him in a real fight live or something, and I can agree that the whole "I taught him how to kick" think is BS but when it comes to other stories that are true and shit he's really awesome.

MFW I saw andy hug fight on youtube for the first time
User avatar #86 - ShatOnATurtle (06/25/2013) [-]
His axe kick was very impressive. He had a lot of heart!
#87 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
And his fucking body man, I'm not gay...But daamnn. I would KILL to have a body like his.
#49 - "live and learn" of all things to put in th…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on fucking epic tatoo comp +1
User avatar #50 - riddlerenigma (06/25/2013) [-]
Jak and Daxter is my favorite game of all time, Sonic The Hedgehog is my favorite franchise of all time, Live and Learn is possibly the most popular Sonic song out there and because I have made a lot of mistakes in my life I feel this is the best thing to have for me. I know that I can't regret it because if I did I would look back to it and I would "Live and Learn".
User avatar #51 - ShatOnATurtle (06/25/2013) [-]
Oh I missed the sonic hint! good on ya
#71 - Seagal is no bad ass. He got choked out for talking **…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Steven Seagal has balls of... -1
#81 - camcrunk (06/22/2013) [-]
That was supposedlly Gene Lebell, and Gene Lebell came out and said he didn't Choke Steven Segall out. Do you even MMA?
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Picture unrelated except that it's the Beautiful Sexy Andy Hug
User avatar #82 - ShatOnATurtle (06/25/2013) [-]
Oh I MMA. He's pretty much the laughing stock of the community for claiming he taught anderson silva how to kick
#83 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
What Community? Because in magazines and in Interviews people still claim him to be one of the best
User avatar #84 - ShatOnATurtle (06/25/2013) [-]
Um the sporting community of MMA. I don't think I've ever heard a fighter say that they took him serious for the whole "I taught anderson that kick." Seriously, he claims to have invented the front kick.

btw props on the andy hug picture, I too admire the blue-eyed samurai
#85 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, I wish I could have seen him in a real fight live or something, and I can agree that the whole "I taught him how to kick" think is BS but when it comes to other stories that are true and shit he's really awesome.

MFW I saw andy hug fight on youtube for the first time
User avatar #86 - ShatOnATurtle (06/25/2013) [-]
His axe kick was very impressive. He had a lot of heart!
#87 - camcrunk (06/25/2013) [-]
And his fucking body man, I'm not gay...But daamnn. I would KILL to have a body like his.
#363 - That's big 04/06/2013 on Atlas Moth 0
#6 - Picture 02/14/2013 on Add funny text please +2

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#5 - mr skeltal (02/14/2013) [-]
are you gay?
User avatar #4 - KillaPanda (04/25/2012) [-]
look to your left
User avatar #2 - sergiusalceanu (06/13/2011) [-]
Man, your profile pic when commenting looks like dead pixels
User avatar #3 to #2 - ShatOnATurtle (06/15/2011) [-]
Yeah it was an accident, but i kinda like it
#1 - xxSiLENTx (10/03/2010) [-]
this gif.
this gif.
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