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Date Signed Up:11/25/2010
Last Login:1/08/2013
Location:Canadia
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Nothing funny here guys, move on.

WHO AM I KIDDING? C'mere, give me a hug. A big one. You know you want it. Mmm...

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#232 - Thanks! I'm not up-to-date on the whole Pokemon thing, so, yea… 04/21/2012 on Gum 0
#230 - Wow, no clue why you got thumbed down, sorry dude. I know most… 04/21/2012 on Gum 0
#129 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #41305…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Gum 0
#138 - bostpost (04/21/2012) [-]
bayleef
#232 - Shadesttone (04/21/2012) [-]
Thanks! I'm not up-to-date on the whole Pokemon thing, so, yeah....I only know some of the originals :P.
#1114 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #98 a… 04/21/2012 on IT'S REAL!!!! 0
#734 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #85 a… 04/21/2012 on Atheism BUSTED, again! 0
#228 - Or you could think of it that way. As with the previous guy: … 04/21/2012 on Privacy is an illusion +2
#226 - “Why do they call it a Xbox 360? Because when you …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2012 on Privacy is an illusion +2
User avatar #229 - padishar (04/21/2012) [-]
Ah, I didn't realize you were using the meme. My bad. Have a thumb, good sir.
#205 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #39126… 04/21/2012 on Draw Something Compliation +3
#222 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #101 …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Privacy is an illusion +4
User avatar #224 - llamahugger (04/21/2012) [-]
360 spin means you basically did a michael jackson twist, faced back to your mother, and displayed your erection.

I like that part of the story.
#228 - Shadesttone (04/21/2012) [-]
Or you could think of it that way. As with the previous guy:

knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-they-call-it-an-xbox-360

:3
User avatar #223 - padishar (04/21/2012) [-]
So you turned 360 degrees? Lolwut.
#226 - Shadesttone (04/21/2012) [-]
knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-they-call-it-an-xbox-360

“Why do they call it a Xbox 360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.”
Said statement leads to many people saying something along the lines of;
“if you turn 360 degrees, you’re still facing it, retard.”

Have a thumb however.
User avatar #229 - padishar (04/21/2012) [-]
Ah, I didn't realize you were using the meme. My bad. Have a thumb, good sir.
#471 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #7957 … 04/21/2012 on The Coldest Gift... 0
#495 - (roll 4* I'm honestly having difficulty reading what you j…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2012 on I'm Beautiful 0
User avatar #515 - MightyPudding (04/20/2012) [-]
Take a look at the poultry before and after the growth steroids, yeah thats a big difference
too. Steroids are still growth inducing supplements, the jump was certaintly a pleasant
surprise for the Ranchers (profit!!), but increase in Human BODY MASS INDEX was just a 'tolerable' side effect for the amount of money coming using these chemicals. (which are mostly still being used today, along with fat priducing corn products which is in everything)

fuck Your ENTER, use zoom.
#492 - I live in Canada. We don't have many fat people. Hell, even th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2012 on I'm Beautiful 0
User avatar #509 - Compootor (04/20/2012) [-]
Yes, that's what it is, it's fat, I'm not denying that. I live in Scandinavia, we don't have an exceptionally high number of fat people here either, but it's not like they become social outcasts because of a little weight problem.[Sarcasm mode on] And apparently everyone on this Website is super sexy and way too good for that girl anyway[Sarcasm mode off] so I'm probably wasting my breath.

Yeah, It is easy to lose weight once you're up there, for health reasons, but my point is of course that she isn't that fat at all, and people in the comments are going INSANE about how ridiculously obese she is :P
#470 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #381 …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2012 on I'm Beautiful -11
#507 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/20/2012) [-]
You must like girls who weight less than 100lbs, because there is NO WAY she is eighty pounds overweight.
#490 - MightyPudding (04/20/2012) [-]
If you look at the events of history, 20's sonner lead to the dust bowl and the depression where food found was food graced. If you go a little further in history say 50's the bmi average at that time was about 17%, only when the bill to allow use of steroids on the the farm animals and produce did the world see a change in the average bmi from 17% to (is currently) 32%.
Hence the gov't requirement for exercise routines in schools, to try to keep the bmi average from increasing.
#495 - Shadesttone (04/20/2012) [-]
(roll 4*
I'm honestly having difficulty reading what you just said. I'm bad at reading in clumps...

BMI is...Body...Mass Index? 32%, eh...That seems like a large boost. But the rest of your post confused me. Bro, use enter more often.

Eeeenter.
User avatar #515 - MightyPudding (04/20/2012) [-]
Take a look at the poultry before and after the growth steroids, yeah thats a big difference
too. Steroids are still growth inducing supplements, the jump was certaintly a pleasant
surprise for the Ranchers (profit!!), but increase in Human BODY MASS INDEX was just a 'tolerable' side effect for the amount of money coming using these chemicals. (which are mostly still being used today, along with fat priducing corn products which is in everything)

fuck Your ENTER, use zoom.
User avatar #485 - Compootor (04/20/2012) [-]
Well, you certainly pulled that number right out of your arse, I'm certain, but no, I don't think that's fat at all. I don't know what kind of people you surround yourself with, but nobody I know would ever look at her and call her 'Fat'. Another user on here compared her to Jabba the fucking hut, at least you'll agree with me that that's taking it too far.
#492 - Shadesttone (04/20/2012) [-]
I live in Canada. We don't have many fat people. Hell, even that "Muffin Top" that you talked about is a rare sight.

She's no Jabba. She's not obese, but that stuff around her stomach? Is fat. No denyhing it. I didn't say she was ugly because of it, just fat.

It's easy to lose fat, with a bit of dedication.
User avatar #509 - Compootor (04/20/2012) [-]
Yes, that's what it is, it's fat, I'm not denying that. I live in Scandinavia, we don't have an exceptionally high number of fat people here either, but it's not like they become social outcasts because of a little weight problem.[Sarcasm mode on] And apparently everyone on this Website is super sexy and way too good for that girl anyway[Sarcasm mode off] so I'm probably wasting my breath.

Yeah, It is easy to lose weight once you're up there, for health reasons, but my point is of course that she isn't that fat at all, and people in the comments are going INSANE about how ridiculously obese she is :P
#70 - **Shadesttone rolls 6,409** I hate babies too man, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on Title +3
User avatar #72 - turtlepoop (04/18/2012) [-]
i feel you pain bro
#170 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at… 04/18/2012 on When you voice your opinion... +1
#151 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #12 a… 04/17/2012 on Yes +4
#148 - Okay, sorry. That was a pretty gay roll. Ponies are faqqots. … 04/17/2012 on Yes +2
#147 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #40322…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on Yes -4
#148 - Shadesttone (04/17/2012) [-]
Okay, sorry. That was a pretty gay roll. Ponies are faqqots.

I went too far. Please forgive me, Clowso.
#37 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #431 … 04/17/2012 on Lawyer Dog +3
#144 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #39115… 04/17/2012 on Yes +8
#439 - **Shadesttone rolls 373** Wait, that was a picture …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on The True Photo God +1
User avatar #441 - mangioluingi (04/17/2012) [-]
close but no cigar
#438 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #139 …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on The True Photo God +1
#439 - Shadesttone (04/17/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 373**
Wait, that was a picture

not trips

silly shadesttone
User avatar #441 - mangioluingi (04/17/2012) [-]
close but no cigar
#152 - :> need I go into the details of harvesting the prime of a … 04/17/2012 on Too much Bioshock 0
#95 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #40295…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2012 on The True Photo God 0
User avatar #129 - mangioluingi (04/17/2012) [-]
neil patrick harris
#438 - Shadesttone (04/17/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at ... Profit! **
717
Why thank you, kind sir!

Have some potential trips!
#439 - Shadesttone (04/17/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 373**
Wait, that was a picture

not trips

silly shadesttone
User avatar #441 - mangioluingi (04/17/2012) [-]
close but no cigar
#97 - **Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #35707…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2012 on Too much Bioshock +3
User avatar #127 - himynameismike (04/17/2012) [-]
You do know what harvesting means, don't you...?
#152 - Shadesttone (04/17/2012) [-]
:> need I go into the details of harvesting the prime of a little girl's "Fruits"?

I don't like the FBI. Nor Chris Hansen.

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#49 - sakana **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#50 to #49 - Shadesttone (06/23/2012) [-]
Twenty of a them-a who-a what?
#51 to #50 - StarvedSouthKorean (06/23/2012) [-]
Green thumbs :)

I must post as anon now because I've got too many reddies :(

I'll secretly add you with my other account ;)
#52 to #51 - Shadesttone (06/23/2012) [-]
Hm? Uh, sure, man.

I honestly don't care about the thumbs and what-not, I just enjoy posting on this website from time-to-time, and finding the, occasional, good OC.

Don't know how somebody would thumb someone up twenty times though. I thought you can only do it once as anonymous and once with an account?
#53 to #52 - purin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#54 to #53 - Shadesttone (06/24/2012) [-]
Huh.

smart.
#55 to #54 - purin **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #55 - Shadesttone (06/24/2012) [-]
Sleep tight!
#47 - gemleonn (05/08/2012) [-]
I heard you like chicken wings, so I dumped a toy car in your salad yesterday for the glory of the mighty mitochondria.
I heard you like chicken wings, so I dumped a toy car in your salad yesterday for the glory of the mighty mitochondria.
#48 to #47 - Shadesttone (05/08/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 6,501**
I...

I don't...

What?
#1 - Shadesttone (10/16/2011) [-]
forever aloooooone....

If you're there, can you just post one comment on here? Please? I beg of you! Just one! Anything!

Please...just...

please...
User avatar #32 to #1 - rchelicopterswag (04/03/2012) [-]
**rchelicopterswag rolls 74** If 57, you will acquire riches and bitches one day and fulfill your prophecy, made the God's of the universe.
#33 to #32 - Shadesttone (04/03/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 73**

Does the seven give me at least 1/4 of those riches and bitches?

Preferably 1/4 the number of bitches, not bitches cut into 1/4's.
User avatar #34 to #33 - rchelicopterswag (04/03/2012) [-]
No, it must be bitches cut into fourths, but instead of the riches, you get a machine which can combine the fourths of bitches into one woman. So, like, say you have 4 fourths of women, one of the fourths with a really tight pussy and nice, big and tight ass, another with a perfect set of tits and nice tummy, another with a beautiful face, and the other would be some nice looking arms and legs, and you could put them all into the machine, thus creating the perfect hot ass woman. Sound nice to you?
#35 to #34 - Shadesttone (04/03/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #304 at Well ain't that a paper cut to the dick **
D...i...t

e...

what the **** did you just say

okay, i'll bite.

Sign me up! I want some, uh, wominnz.
User avatar #36 to #35 - rchelicopterswag (04/03/2012) [-]
I was only dreaming, my friend :( Perhaps they have one in the afterlife? If you believe in that stuff?
#37 to #36 - Shadesttone (04/03/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 17,530**
I think it's like this.

>Born into this world
>Live, then die
>At the end, you go to a "Waiting area". At this place, all your good deeds and bad deeds are put on a scale.
>The bad deeds cancel out the good deeds, but if you have more good deeds, then they are converted to karma
>Cash that karma in, and get reborn. Better karma spent = Better life
>Reincarnate as much as you want, hang around the waiting area, talking with old pals and remembering past lives

User avatar #38 to #37 - rchelicopterswag (04/03/2012) [-]
And then your memory of a previous life is completely erased unless you have some kind of **** happen and then you remember. But other then that.... ******************** I HAVE TO START BE NICE.
#39 to #38 - Shadesttone (04/03/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #574 at Want colored text? **   
   
Here's a head start, /b/ro :P
**Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #574 at Want colored text? **

Here's a head start, /b/ro :P
#40 to #39 - rchelicopterswag (04/03/2012) [-]
**rchelicopterswag rolled a random image posted in comment #274 at 3 ** That wasn't very nice :c
And in other news, did you know that, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically valid sentence in the English language?
#41 to #40 - Shadesttone (04/03/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Kanto **

Hm...I think I heard about it somewhere. Maybe one of those Ripley books?

But yeah, English is a ****** up language.

Also

>Dem feels
#42 to #41 - rchelicopterswag (04/03/2012) [-]
**rchelicopterswag rolled a random image posted in comment #3233787 at FJ Pony Thread ** Feels, feels EVERYWHERE.
#43 to #42 - Shadesttone (04/03/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #3386493 at FJ Pony Thread **

and ponies

yuck
#44 to #43 - rchelicopterswag (04/03/2012) [-]
**rchelicopterswag rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Mini Custom Rarity ** You seriously are a picture rolling pro, you're keeping me entertained. Keep it up, good sir.
#45 to #44 - Shadesttone (04/03/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #136 at Laura Soft **

I'm not too good at it...Sorry if I disappoint :<

my force power ran dry
#46 to #45 - rchelicopterswag (04/03/2012) [-]
**rchelicopterswag rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at Mondays ** "my force power ran dry" I swear to god, if I get the, "This makes me moist" picture, I'm going to die.
User avatar #23 to #1 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
i went back through time...
#24 to #23 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 44**

What? Who're you? I don't remember you.
User avatar #25 to #24 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
OH **** MAN YOU ROLLED TRIPS BACK IN TIME
YOU'VE CAUSED A TIME PARADOX
#26 to #25 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 970**

What? But my dubs machine was broken! This...

I...What the hell is going on?
User avatar #27 to #26 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
This was before i broke it you fool!

NOW WERE ALL DOOOMED
#28 to #27 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 4,007**

Do I get time to finish my popcorn? :<
User avatar #29 to #28 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
OH **** MAN DOUBLE ZERO
am out **** you and your paradoxs
#30 to #29 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 27**

Kay, bro. I fail 95% of the time though, you know. Not really that bad of a-

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
User avatar #2 to #1 - warzon (02/11/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 54**

MAN I CAME THROUGH TIME AND SPACE TO GIVE YOU A HUUUUG
#3 to #2 - Shadesttone (02/12/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 19** HOLY **** MOTHER OF JESUS

FIRST MESSAGE EVER! I'M GONNA GO GET MY MOTHER :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - warzon (02/12/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 72**

also i killed your intire family with a spoon
no hard feelings
#5 to #4 - Shadesttone (02/15/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 09**

D:, that's not nice. Though what impeccable timing you have, my dear! xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - warzon (02/15/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 59**

How so?
#7 to #6 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 88**

...I forgot. Uh...

**** .
User avatar #8 to #7 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 12**

Well then i guess its time to leave
also

*Steals dubs*
#9 to #8 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 18**

These are dubs :D

later
User avatar #10 to #9 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 56**

Ha ha no i stole your dub machine before you could roll again

*Flee*
#11 to #10 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 62**

CURSES, WHY CAN WE NOT ROLL DUBS!?
User avatar #12 to #11 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 24**

You DID roll dubs you fool...
#13 to #12 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 744**

wut i did -

HOLY SHIIIIIT
User avatar #14 to #13 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
Stop that i broke your machine >:(
#15 to #14 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 02**

Okay, okay, very very final one.
User avatar #16 to #15 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 23**
Your number 2! Your number 2!
#17 to #16 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 7,657**

feels bat, man...

I hope this roll is 2323!
User avatar #18 to #17 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 8,451**

Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?

Its...Its....
OVER nine
#19 to #18 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 373**
Vegeta, we're going to get the dragonballs to wish for PANTIES!

Right, vegeta?
Vegeta?
Vegeta?
Vegeta?
User avatar #20 to #19 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
**warzon rolls 2,522**

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
User avatar #22 to #20 - warzon (02/16/2012) [-]
Indeed also three 2s...
trips means victory

and yes
#21 to #20 - Shadesttone (02/16/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolls 2,776**

Nice dubs, man! I take it that you watched DBZ Abridged as well?
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