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    yep, its still there yep, its still there
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    herp derp herp derp
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    lolcandles lolcandles
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    nice view nice view
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    Speedholes Speedholes
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    creepy kid creepy kid
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    evil furby evil furby
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    BRUCE LEE COW BRUCE LEE COW
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    good driving good driving

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#6222 - The thing that really scares me is that if we are just some co… 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#6219 - holy **** i just got off work, smoked a bowl and …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6248 - kwanzalord (07/18/2014) [-]
1) I used to smoke, but nothing I thought scared me.
This only happens if you smoke too much, all the time.
You need to quit or reduce your smoking.
You will eventually become paranoid and delusional.
It's not the drug, it 's you...tearing yourself apart.

2) I like to believe in reincarnation. It's a very intriguing subject.
User avatar #6222 - SgtWalrus (07/18/2014) [-]
The thing that really scares me is that if we are just some coincidence; what happens when we die? Do we just rot in the grave in an eternity of darkness? How would that feel anyways? Would you be thinking? Maybe it would be like dreaming forever. If that were true then maybe we are in the dream now. Would our energy stay behind and we would become ghosts? Just wondering around aimlessly, thinking the same thoughts for eternity. Shaking chains and screaming boo. Or are we just gone...I Don't know. No one knows. Its terrifying because you don't know what to expect. Im just starting my life and IM already freaking out about life itself. I mean im doing alright,decent car, decent job, amazing girlfriend, going to school. But I can't stop thinking that I might live an unnecessarily stressful life. We could die at any minute, anything is possible. I don't want to waste 6 more years in college, and live paycheck to paycheck just to end up dead on a corner and not have enjoyed my life. I want to enjoy every bit of life, savor mother natures sweet pussy, and not have a care in the world. I want to be happy when I die because if this life is the only thing i've got, then I want it to be a good one. But I find it a little difficult to live a great life when there are all of these responsibilities and obligations that come with life. If I might die at any minute, it shouldn't matter if I had a lot of money and lived comfortably. As long as im living my life and being happy. What is the purpose of causing myself all of this stress going to school and living up to peoples expectations if im just going to be dust in the fucking wind. But if I actually do live to be significantly older, I would regret not preparing for my future and saving money, getting an education and settling down.. My mind is so conflicted it is driving me crazy. I really feel stuck and I don't know what to do.
#135 - She decided to take the Drive Through. 05/08/2014 on White girl problems +1
#67 - Three if you count the adopted African child. 03/27/2014 on born to be wild thornberrys 0
#51 - ***** , is that swifty? 02/03/2014 on Black mail +2
#25 - not even the children... 11/30/2013 on two cats = catastrophe 0
#13 - How did the horse put on a costume..  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on meanwhile in a parallel... -2
User avatar #25 - brothergrimm (11/30/2013) [-]
The first rule of project mayhem is: You do not ask questions!
#514 - Monster, in my ass. 11/28/2013 on Song Game 0
#278 - and how does one acquire this.... blue name?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
User avatar #285 - kushkiller (04/29/2013) [-]
like that
#152 - Our* 01/17/2013 on Pokemon 0
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#1 - bobJML (03/19/2011) [-]
Sup?
Sup?
User avatar #2 to #1 - SgtWalrus (03/19/2011) [-]
just browsing o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - bobJML (03/19/2011) [-]
Me too O.O
User avatar #4 to #3 - SgtWalrus (03/19/2011) [-]
omg the cat i cant stop laughing at the cat!
#5 to #4 - bobJML (03/19/2011) [-]
What cat?
What cat?
#6 to #5 - SgtWalrus (03/19/2011) [-]
lol that one!
lol that one!
#7 to #6 - bobJML (03/19/2011) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#9 to #8 - bobJML (03/19/2011) [-]
LOL WATCH THIS!
LOL WATCH THIS!
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