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Sexysammich

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Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:6/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#3465
Highest Content Rank:#540
Highest Comment Rank:#2701
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Content Level Progress: 55.8% (279/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:7
Content Views:122072
Times Content Favorited:595 times
Total Comments Made:1517
FJ Points:16366
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#4 - I can jack off no more than 51 times a day. 05/22/2015 on fresh catpower memes +17
#41 - Got pulled over doing 17 over last week driving home from coll… 05/15/2015 on POS Cops 0
#11 - Are we going to ignore the fact that the little kid on the bot…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Art Classes +9
User avatar #16 - strifethethird (05/15/2015) [-]
but the top right got them kawaii anime eyes.
#13 - anonymous (05/15/2015) [-]
Look at this kid's face. Really look at it. This little trouble-making shithead probably drew a giant, flaming dick on a crude interpretation of Hitler riding a unicorn into the world trade centers or something like that. So, instead of including his masterpiece in the photo, the instructor most likely allowed him to pose with the model painting which the class was instructed on how to recreate.
#63 - anonymous (05/15/2015) [-]
Did this all the time working in an elementary school- some kids just can't focus for half of the crafts. You pinpointed it, he's even cowering away like a puppy who got caught in the trash lol
User avatar #12 - Sewallman (05/15/2015) [-]
*top left
#232 - I am an Idaho. Swelling with potatoes.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying +2
#257 - Saturisk (05/07/2015) [-]
I am also an Idaho. No potatoes here.
#12 - Guess what 05/05/2015 on How to become the batman 0
#128 - Nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on The Anti-SJW +4
#160 - anonymous (05/05/2015) [-]
go suck a dick faggot
#38 - I'll give it a go... What the **** did you ju… 05/04/2015 on Gucci Longboarding +5
#3 - Picture 05/03/2015 on Loophole +7
#1091 - **Sexysammich used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **Sexysammich rol… 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#17 - kek 04/30/2015 on I'ma lil asian boy 0

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User avatar #9 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2015) [-]
You go to Montata State?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Sexysammich (04/02/2015) [-]
Yass
User avatar #11 to #10 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2015) [-]
I found one
User avatar #12 to #11 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
Are you the guy that's on FJ in the Johnstone center?
User avatar #13 to #12 - hektoroftroy (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha no man i only browse in private so people can't see how autistic i am
User avatar #14 to #13 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
There's a weaboo that likes to get comfy on the couches in Johnstone and watch anime or lurk FJ in public...You in the dorms?
User avatar #15 to #14 - hektoroftroy (04/03/2015) [-]
Live in the freshman apts
User avatar #16 to #15 - Sexysammich (04/03/2015) [-]
Ver' nice...I live in Wangford
User avatar #17 to #16 - hektoroftroy (04/04/2015) [-]
Of course
User avatar #18 to #17 - Sexysammich (04/04/2015) [-]
Yes. I am a stereotype
User avatar #6 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Sexysammich. Now that's yummy.
Drop that baggy, and we'll get you in my tummy.
My mouth is wet just thinking about you.
Bet you can't wait for me to chew..
User avatar #7 to #6 - Sexysammich (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh dear Christ. I love you.
#8 to #7 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh you.
User avatar #4 - paigeyy (12/20/2012) [-]
Hi Bradys
User avatar #5 to #4 - Sexysammich (12/20/2012) [-]
Paigeyy!
User avatar #1 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
SO I ****** YOU
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
Sorry.
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