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Sexysammich

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Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:4/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#3206
Highest Content Rank:#540
Highest Comment Rank:#2701
Content Thumbs: 11298 total,  13048 ,  1750
Comment Thumbs: 5455 total,  6402 ,  947
Content Level Progress: 55.8% (279/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:7
Content Views:121831
Times Content Favorited:595 times
Total Comments Made:1507
FJ Points:16332
Favorite Tags: fap fap fap (3)

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#45 - Picture 04/23/2015 on Samurai Sword Splitting A... +2
#36 - u cheeki breeki cunt 04/23/2015 on sp00ky +4
#20 - Nice rebound 04/22/2015 on Magneto Was Right +50
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#2306 - Well now it's dark  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2310 - weirdvintagegirl (04/21/2015) [-]
....Glow in the dark football.
#2138 - Wanna throw a football?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2495 - rplix (04/21/2015) [-]
School night man.
User avatar #2304 - weirdvintagegirl (04/21/2015) [-]
It'll go like 2 feet if I try to throw it. i don't do sports
User avatar #2306 - Sexysammich (04/21/2015) [-]
Well now it's dark
User avatar #2310 - weirdvintagegirl (04/21/2015) [-]
....Glow in the dark football.
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User avatar #9 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2015) [-]
You go to Montata State?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Sexysammich ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Yass
User avatar #11 to #10 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2015) [-]
I found one
User avatar #12 to #11 - Sexysammich ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Are you the guy that's on FJ in the Johnstone center?
User avatar #13 to #12 - hektoroftroy (04/03/2015) [-]
Haha no man i only browse in private so people can't see how autistic i am
User avatar #14 to #13 - Sexysammich ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
There's a weaboo that likes to get comfy on the couches in Johnstone and watch anime or lurk FJ in public...You in the dorms?
User avatar #15 to #14 - hektoroftroy (04/03/2015) [-]
Live in the freshman apts
User avatar #16 to #15 - Sexysammich ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Ver' nice...I live in Wangford
User avatar #17 to #16 - hektoroftroy (04/04/2015) [-]
Of course
User avatar #18 to #17 - Sexysammich ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Yes. I am a stereotype
User avatar #6 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Sexysammich. Now that's yummy.
Drop that baggy, and we'll get you in my tummy.
My mouth is wet just thinking about you.
Bet you can't wait for me to chew..
User avatar #7 to #6 - Sexysammich ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh dear Christ. I love you.
#8 to #7 - Byte (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh you.
User avatar #4 - paigeyy (12/20/2012) [-]
Hi Bradys
User avatar #5 to #4 - Sexysammich ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Paigeyy!
User avatar #1 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
SO I ****** YOU
User avatar #3 to #2 - Pika (09/13/2011) [-]
Sorry.
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