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Sewallman

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As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment
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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:1/15/2016
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#79 - So all of those picture of you riding a bear shirtless?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2015 on my eyes +1
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#83 - vladi (12/15/2015) [-]
Not (the real) me obviously...
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#90 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
Oh. Damnit.
#72 - You're a female?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2015 on my eyes 0
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#73 - vladi (12/15/2015) [-]
I thought that was common knowledge here? I think I said it a few times before. But yeah know you know lol.
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#79 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
So all of those picture of you riding a bear shirtless?
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#83 - vladi (12/15/2015) [-]
Not (the real) me obviously...
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#90 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
Oh. Damnit.
#69 - Puti, go home.. You're drunk.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2015 on my eyes +1
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#70 - vladi (12/15/2015) [-]
No, it's true, I only know since a few years though when my optometrist told I might have it when I went for a check up. Researched a bit and turned out I did. I feel special lol.
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#72 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
You're a female?
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#73 - vladi (12/15/2015) [-]
I thought that was common knowledge here? I think I said it a few times before. But yeah know you know lol.
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#79 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
So all of those picture of you riding a bear shirtless?
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#83 - vladi (12/15/2015) [-]
Not (the real) me obviously...
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#90 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
Oh. Damnit.
#68 - Blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin is truly the next stage … 12/15/2015 on my eyes -2
#9 - Make **** of her already. bonus points, make …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on What Keeps You Up +1
#215 - Whyso?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... +2
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#329 - Imbtrtenu (12/15/2015) [-]
So I can put a hat on it for you : )
#31 - No thanks. 12/15/2015 on 1 thumb = feels my butt 0
#1127 - Nah man. I'm good. It's nothing messy, we have 3 kids so w… 12/15/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
#156 - It's a case of my best not being good enough for her. So nah, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... +8
#160 - ablakguy (12/15/2015) [-]
She a cunt. If she doesnt want your dootiest, she deserves your shootiest.
#3 - My wife left me 10 minutes ago. That would be nice.  [+] (13 new replies) 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... +12
#573 - sonicsyndicate (12/16/2015) [-]
Heres a good luck candle bro
#330 - tenaciouslee (12/15/2015) [-]
#295 - alfonshister (12/15/2015) [-]
Holy Hell

That's tough bro
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#228 - xdiabolicx (12/15/2015) [-]
Holy shit, wat.
#216 - janeyzombie (12/15/2015) [-]
Uhm

There...there
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#199 - lean (12/15/2015) [-]
**lean gives sewall bro hugs**

Sucks dude.
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#174 - Imbtrtenu (12/15/2015) [-]
Yo can you post me a picture of your profile picture?
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#215 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
Whyso?
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#329 - Imbtrtenu (12/15/2015) [-]
So I can put a hat on it for you : )
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#76 - ablakguy (12/15/2015) [-]
Do you need a hug? Need to talk? Vent? Want us to call her a cunt without any prior justification? You know thats one of the things were good at is making assumptions out of thin air.
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#156 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
It's a case of my best not being good enough for her. So nah, if she doesn't want my best.. I won't give her it any more.
#160 - ablakguy (12/15/2015) [-]
She a cunt. If she doesnt want your dootiest, she deserves your shootiest.
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#7 - warioteam (12/15/2015) [-]
oh
#108 - You should make a calender app, a different doodle comic for e… 12/15/2015 on Circus Jobs +1
#42 - Let him have his page views for that last panel, damnit.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Circus Jobs +9
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#43 - wildbhere (12/14/2015) [-]
sorry? I get what you mean, but this here's funnyjunk, shits like the wild west.
#156 - rdobet (12/15/2015) [-]
Not really. Oatmeal and Cyanide and Happiness are banned
#41 - Made up for it with that bonus panel,  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Circus Jobs 0
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#44 - itsthetie (12/14/2015) [-]
Haha, it's why I do them man, they always add a little extra
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#108 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
You should make a calender app, a different doodle comic for each day.

I'd download that shit.
#29 - I slept from 7:30 am until 9:30 am yesterday and I'm still wai… 12/14/2015 on /b/tards explain why they... 0
#13 - "Have you been ******* anything I wouldn't lately?" 12/13/2015 on Markings 0
#18 - Sure. 12/13/2015 on 3500 CM AP Giveaway 0
#21 - *sights  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2015 on /b/tards explain why they... +1
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#28 - geofalke (12/13/2015) [-]
I was running on 2 hours of sleep and just got off work.

fuck my spelling .-.
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#29 - Sewallman (12/14/2015) [-]
I slept from 7:30 am until 9:30 am yesterday and I'm still waiting for my wife to get off of work today so I can sleep 3 hours before I go in to work.

Life is pain bro.
#20 - I am blessed with a twenty over average iq, I'm missing my bac… 12/13/2015 on /b/tards explain why they... +2
#327 - Thanks for doing this, normally around this time of year I do …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on 3500 RP League Giveaway +1
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#333 - dirtyvibrations (12/13/2015) [-]
No problem, buddy.
#23 - I like that password, my band actually uses it as a warm up so… 12/13/2015 on FJ Movie Night! +1
#160 - Work on a mobile app, I'm sick of waiting around for 2 minutes…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on Mods give funny ban message +1
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#183 - sirosd (12/12/2015) [-]
Agreed. Just remember us WP users when making it
#279 - Still got that itsthethai character? 12/12/2015 on MS Paint comic +1
#8 - I always forget that I'm subscribed to you. But when I get a n…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2015 on In celebration of episode 7 +3
#14 - psyachu (12/11/2015) [-]
I went back up to see who you were talking about, saw his name, thought of this.
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#20 - pengyninja (12/12/2015) [-]
Love me some PSO2.
#23 - psyachu (12/12/2015) [-]
PSO2 is great. A place where 90% of the population consists of lolis. And then you have me, the manliest of men who doesn't look at his own explosions.
#25 - pengyninja (12/12/2015) [-]
>Braver

My nigga.
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#26 - pengyninja (12/12/2015) [-]
Also, thats what my char looked like the last time I played
#72 - Hair is too wavy, but otherwise.. I have 3 kids, I have seen s… 12/11/2015 on "His Son" +1
#1125 - It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax ***… 12/10/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
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#776 - Sewallman (07/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by Sewallman
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#628 - Sewallman (06/13/2015) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by Sewallman
The lil nigs
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User avatar #1133 - admin (20 hours ago) [-]
was i supposed to get the patreon donation confirmation from you?
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User avatar #1134 to #1133 - Sewallman (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll be donating tomorrow. My wife crashed her van and needed me to buy 3 new car seats.

I get paid tomorrow so I can start paying you as well.
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User avatar #1135 to #1134 - admin (19 hours ago) [-]
well damn, that sucks

you don't have to but if you do it's much appreciated
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User avatar #1136 to #1135 - Sewallman (19 hours ago) [-]
I've been wanting to donate to you for a while. Just as long as you take off ads for my account because the mobile redirect is pretty annoying when ever that's going on.
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User avatar #1137 to #1136 - admin (17 hours ago) [-]
it's done
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#1138 to #1137 - Sewallman (8 hours ago) [-]
36.41 monthly
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User avatar #1139 to #1138 - Sewallman (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh. That's a picture of Taran Noah Smith. The bastard I was named after.
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User avatar #1129 to #1128 - Sewallman (01/08/2016) [-]
My wife left for a week to calm down But she came back calm and collected. I didn't know if she'd come back when she did.

I was pretty depressed for that week.
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User avatar #1130 to #1129 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh so you are back together?
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User avatar #1131 to #1130 - Sewallman (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah Mann, thabks for caring
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User avatar #1132 to #1131 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Ok that's great.
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#1126 - shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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User avatar #1127 to #1126 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
Nah man. I'm good.
It's nothing messy, we have 3 kids so we can't afford to have anything messy.
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#1117 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog

also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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User avatar #1118 to #1117 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
What do you suggest for optics? I want something that can take me down range easily.

I'm spending my tax check on the build, so I'm making it a sewallman custom.
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User avatar #1120 to #1118 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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User avatar #1121 to #1120 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
I wanna hunt as well as shoot down range. Not hunt anything half a mile away.. But a fair distance.
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User avatar #1122 to #1121 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
id get a nice acog then, good range, and if you need more you can add a magnifier, and presto.
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User avatar #1123 to #1122 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
Coolio, thanks guy
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User avatar #1124 to #1123 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]
yesssir send me some pics when you get it built
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User avatar #1125 to #1124 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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User avatar #1119 to #1118 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
In other words.. Price isn't really a factor.
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#1115 - tacoarecrazy (12/01/2015) [-]
140 notifications about new uploads
why did i subscribe again
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User avatar #1116 to #1115 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Because you know me irl
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User avatar #1112 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
the madman
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User avatar #1113 to #1112 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
What did I do?
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User avatar #1114 to #1113 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
be on FJ all the time
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User avatar #1106 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i commented on as many of your contents as possible
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User avatar #1109 to #1106 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
It feels nice to log in to 200 notifications again,
Joshlol was surprised that I haven't disabled content notifications.. But I read every comment someone leaves
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User avatar #1110 to #1109 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i read most, but i have notifications on
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User avatar #1111 to #1110 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
I just got done going through the notifications I acquired while I was off line at the store and cooking food.
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#1105 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i see you're posting again
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User avatar #1107 to #1105 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Black Friday deals on computers makes it so I can post again
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User avatar #1108 to #1107 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i commented on all of them
gonna be double #1 again
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User avatar #1103 - zionsype ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Why are you in the OC comic makers channel
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User avatar #1104 to #1103 - Sewallman (11/22/2015) [-]
I make oc occasionally
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User avatar #1102 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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User avatar #1094 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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User avatar #1095 to #1094 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
You mean trail of tears?
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User avatar #1096 to #1095 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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User avatar #1097 to #1096 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
I live far enough away from both with a car that can't go over 30mph.

Why might i ask?
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User avatar #1098 to #1097 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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User avatar #1099 to #1098 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
Its were many natives had to walk, carrying their dead while being relocated to multiple different reservations.
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User avatar #1100 to #1099 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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User avatar #1101 to #1100 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
Natives still go missing all the time,

But thats because many natives are bad with booze and hard drugs and talk to people who make them go missing.
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User avatar #1102 to #1101 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
hehe. you said thatin a funny way
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User avatar #1084 - hektoroftroy (10/29/2015) [-]
Hey, Im glad we can put the past behind us
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User avatar #1085 to #1084 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
I dont hold grudges on here, this is a website for people to laugh, not get offended. So it cool.
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User avatar #1083 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
keep posting updates on story pls
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User avatar #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
where... where did it go..
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User avatar #1082 to #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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User avatar #1076 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
hi there
problematicporn
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User avatar #1077 to #1076 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
I posted it on my sewallman imgur account a few hours after I posted it here, how did you find out !

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User avatar #1078 to #1077 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
you said you posted it on reddit, and I saw it earlier on their today.
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User avatar #1086 to #1078 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
What was it again? Beerseastar?

I remember seeing you saying hi to me,
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User avatar #1087 to #1086 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's one of my Reddit accounts.
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User avatar #1088 to #1087 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
one of them? How many do you have?
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User avatar #1090 to #1088 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
I have one on my computer i forgot the password and chrome has it stored , and one on my phone.
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User avatar #1091 to #1090 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
I've got 4 reddit accounts, easier to keep track of subreddits in my opinion if you have one per
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User avatar #1079 to #1078 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, they seemed to like it. It's been up for about 14 hours on reddit.. Which is a little while for reddit.
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User avatar #1075 - joeypie (10/28/2015) [-]
What the guy under me said, thats why im here
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User avatar #1074 - niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-]
Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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#1081 to #1074 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
Also looking for a mention. Luv u bb
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#1068 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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User avatar #1069 to #1068 - Sewallman (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm related to the guy from the Salem witch trials.

I haven't played the game at all though,
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#1070 to #1069 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Ah, it's a pretty casual game, definitely worth playing.

Carry on being #1! And say hi to the kids for me.
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#1065 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
Owning that front page today man
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User avatar #1066 to #1065 - Sewallman (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm only at 12k thumbs right now. my top in 24 hours has been 35k
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User avatar #1067 to #1066 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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User avatar #1071 to #1067 - Sewallman (10/20/2015) [-]
Ha, well thanks guy.
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User avatar #1054 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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User avatar #1062 to #1058 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
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User avatar #1057 to #1054 - mudkipfucker (10/17/2015) [-]
sure i'll repost it for you
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User avatar #1063 to #1057 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks Muddy,

I was on a well needed vacation and I was trying to get ready to go back home when I saw it.
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User avatar #1055 to #1054 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
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