Sewallman
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| Last status update: | As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment |
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| Date Signed Up: | 9/01/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/15/2016 |
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| #20 - Comment deleted | 12/29/2015 on stupidest comment on fj... | 0 |
| #17 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on stupidest comment on fj... | 0 |
| #9 - I'm not going to attend, again. Kids are **** tards tod… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/26/2015 on FunnyJunk Movie Night! | +4 |
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| #11 - Before hurr durr, I know it's not him. But he's really tan… | 12/26/2015 on Admin with his GF at the bar | 0 |
| #10 - Man, you got whiteeee But your love of Asian girls st… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/26/2015 on Admin with his GF at the bar | +1 |
 I was starting to think that I imagined those pictures. Glad I'm not insane. | ||
| #16 - You. Yes you. Tell me when you're ready for your steam moneys [+] (2 new replies) | 12/26/2015 on moonkitty's profile | 0 |
| #315 - Hey moonkitty, Y'all win this **** . You were t… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/26/2015 on Meery Christmas giveaway | 0 |
| #314 - Moonkitty wins | 12/26/2015 on Meery Christmas giveaway | +2 |
| #313 - **Sewallman used "*roll 1, 1-4686*"** **Sewallman rolls 2,316** [+] (2 new replies) | 12/26/2015 on Meery Christmas giveaway | 0 |
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| #312 - I've been busy with family **** all day. Haven't slept … | 12/26/2015 on Meery Christmas giveaway | 0 |
| #12 - Zaaaaaaaaaa | 12/26/2015 on Goals | 0 |
| #166 - I used to smoke and dip, I stopped dipping when my kids though… | 12/24/2015 on Here she is!! | +1 |
| #445271 - Not really even dealing with babies, no matter the relationshi… | 12/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... | 0 |
| #164 - Smelling like absolute **** ? Ohh, smoking. Bas… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on Here she is!! | +1 |
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fallenwhitecismale (12/24/2015) [-] I chew, since as long as I keep my spit bottle out of reach, it affects the kids 0.00% | ||
| #445235 - There are a lot of people my age who should never have procrea… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... | 0 |
 Well, the thing is, I'm not hating on you, mayne. I just think "oh, he's 21 and has 3 kids, that must be bad" but if you make roughly 4000 a month, you're good. And I agree, I'm not going to have kids for that reason just because a) I'm lazy af. B) I don't like kids. C) because I can't support them either. | ||
| #19 - I've never understand what girls find interesting about dicks,… | 12/23/2015 on Gingerbread | 0 |
| #17 - Yeah, I took public school English classes. | 12/23/2015 on Joshlol's not gay, but $20... | 0 |
| #445222 - Yeah. I also own my own house and have 3 cars. I just… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... | 0 |
| Well, the thing is, I'm not hating on you, mayne. I just think "oh, he's 21 and has 3 kids, that must be bad" but if you make roughly 4000 a month, you're good. And I agree, I'm not going to have kids for that reason just because a) I'm lazy af. B) I don't like kids. C) because I can't support them either. | ||
| #445220 - I get 500 weekly and my wife makes 900 every two weeks. … [+] (5 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... | 0 |
| I would say that's fair enough then. Well, good luck to you bruv. Well, the thing is, I'm not hating on you, mayne. I just think "oh, he's 21 and has 3 kids, that must be bad" but if you make roughly 4000 a month, you're good. And I agree, I'm not going to have kids for that reason just because a) I'm lazy af. B) I don't like kids. C) because I can't support them either. | ||
| #445216 - I wouldn't call it ruined, at the age of 37 I won't have kids … [+] (7 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... | 0 |
| Doesn't change the fact that you had them when you were too young. Unless you have a great job to support them, there is no way you can say it is right to have 3 by the age of 21. I would say that's fair enough then. Well, good luck to you bruv. Well, the thing is, I'm not hating on you, mayne. I just think "oh, he's 21 and has 3 kids, that must be bad" but if you make roughly 4000 a month, you're good. And I agree, I'm not going to have kids for that reason just because a) I'm lazy af. B) I don't like kids. C) because I can't support them either. | ||
| #17 - Whyso? [+] (2 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Gingerbread | 0 |
 Easier to play with. It's a lot more straight forward when you're turned on. They're fascinating. | ||
| #13 - Well* [+] (2 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Joshlol's not gay, but $20... | 0 |
| #97 - Hey. You and your wife will be going through a lot of stress..… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Here she is!! | +1 |
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fallenwhitecismale (12/24/2015) [-] I chew, since as long as I keep my spit bottle out of reach, it affects the kids 0.00% | ||
| #12 - I think joshlol made a thing about it, every once in a while, … | 12/22/2015 on Karibookiller's profile | 0 |
| #10 - Alert settings under the settings **** [+] (2 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on Karibookiller's profile | 0 |
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shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-] It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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admin (11/03/2015) [-] hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-] oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-] Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-] I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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supahsayin (10/17/2015) [-] Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-] ************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
