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| #32 - I never favorite anything, but I always forget these gals gals names. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/30/2015 on Where do I put my hands? | 0 |
| #3 - My dick is as tall as that manlet... Short | 12/30/2015 on girls dumps bf cuz her... | 0 |
| #33 - Doesn't specify. The guy who created 5 hour energy is getting … | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | 0 |
| #32 - Yeah, that'll be difficult. I don't want it any larger than a … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | 0 |
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anon (12/30/2015) [-] So some quick calculations tell me that taking a mini fridge size area ( radius 250mm ) and 10 mph wind then you could only extract a maximum of 11W with no losses whatsoever. So it'd still be usable but you'll have to run it constantly and store the energy for usage. If you can bump the wind speed up to around 50 mph (which you can do even with a wooden wind-tunnel type set up connected to a window) then it boosts the maximum possible up to 1.34 kW which is much more in the useful range. So yeah, I can actually believe that it would work for small-scale stuff quite nicely. The only final concern I would have is the energy required to manufacture and maintain it. A lot of badly placed solar panels never actually pay out their initial energy deficit, for example. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope t oread more in the future. | ||
| #30 - Check back in a few months. I'll have a video explaining how e… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | 0 |
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anon (12/30/2015) [-] Fair. Having re-read through it seems like you're going for a small scale, super-efficient wind turbine which I can absolutely see uses for. I think the problem you'll run into though is scaling it for the kind of applications you spoke about earlier. Yeah, that'll be difficult. I don't want it any larger than a mini fridge. I'm not sure that will be possible, but I'm going to try haha. The only reason I want it smaller is so that way people can keep it like any other appliance, or its not a drain on space in an already small shanty. #34 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] So some quick calculations tell me that taking a mini fridge size area ( radius 250mm ) and 10 mph wind then you could only extract a maximum of 11W with no losses whatsoever. So it'd still be usable but you'll have to run it constantly and store the energy for usage. If you can bump the wind speed up to around 50 mph (which you can do even with a wooden wind-tunnel type set up connected to a window) then it boosts the maximum possible up to 1.34 kW which is much more in the useful range. So yeah, I can actually believe that it would work for small-scale stuff quite nicely. The only final concern I would have is the energy required to manufacture and maintain it. A lot of badly placed solar panels never actually pay out their initial energy deficit, for example. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope t oread more in the future. | ||
| #27 - I'm dumbing things down a bunch. Energy is never gained or los… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | 0 |
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anon (12/30/2015) [-] But you said your energy source is airflow, right? Which means that you're always going to be limited to extracting all of the kinetic energy. Even if you managed to do that I think your claims are dubious - current turbines already operate pretty close the the Betz limit, the major losses then come from storage of the energy which in a 3rd world situation would be made even worse. #31 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] Fair. Having re-read through it seems like you're going for a small scale, super-efficient wind turbine which I can absolutely see uses for. I think the problem you'll run into though is scaling it for the kind of applications you spoke about earlier. Yeah, that'll be difficult. I don't want it any larger than a mini fridge. I'm not sure that will be possible, but I'm going to try haha. The only reason I want it smaller is so that way people can keep it like any other appliance, or its not a drain on space in an already small shanty. #34 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] So some quick calculations tell me that taking a mini fridge size area ( radius 250mm ) and 10 mph wind then you could only extract a maximum of 11W with no losses whatsoever. So it'd still be usable but you'll have to run it constantly and store the energy for usage. If you can bump the wind speed up to around 50 mph (which you can do even with a wooden wind-tunnel type set up connected to a window) then it boosts the maximum possible up to 1.34 kW which is much more in the useful range. So yeah, I can actually believe that it would work for small-scale stuff quite nicely. The only final concern I would have is the energy required to manufacture and maintain it. A lot of badly placed solar panels never actually pay out their initial energy deficit, for example. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope t oread more in the future. | ||
| #1298 - Ah, I was looking at my friend's statuses and saw yours. Remin… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/30/2015 on hankhillofthe's profile | 0 |
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| #1296 - I'm not positive I know that user, [+] (3 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on hankhillofthe's profile | 0 |
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| #1294 - I thought so at least, [+] (5 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on hankhillofthe's profile | 0 |
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| #1292 - I own one, an currently wearing it and I saw your name and tho… [+] (7 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on hankhillofthe's profile | 0 |
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| #1291 - I thought you'd like to see this. [+] (8 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on hankhillofthe's profile | 0 |
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| #15 - They are working on a bike that for 30 minutes of using it, wi… [+] (9 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | 0 |
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anon (12/30/2015) [-] You're probably dumbing it down too much but as you've just described the concept it breaks the laws of thermodynamics. #29 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] But you said your energy source is airflow, right? Which means that you're always going to be limited to extracting all of the kinetic energy. Even if you managed to do that I think your claims are dubious - current turbines already operate pretty close the the Betz limit, the major losses then come from storage of the energy which in a 3rd world situation would be made even worse. #31 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] Fair. Having re-read through it seems like you're going for a small scale, super-efficient wind turbine which I can absolutely see uses for. I think the problem you'll run into though is scaling it for the kind of applications you spoke about earlier. Yeah, that'll be difficult. I don't want it any larger than a mini fridge. I'm not sure that will be possible, but I'm going to try haha. The only reason I want it smaller is so that way people can keep it like any other appliance, or its not a drain on space in an already small shanty. #34 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] So some quick calculations tell me that taking a mini fridge size area ( radius 250mm ) and 10 mph wind then you could only extract a maximum of 11W with no losses whatsoever. So it'd still be usable but you'll have to run it constantly and store the energy for usage. If you can bump the wind speed up to around 50 mph (which you can do even with a wooden wind-tunnel type set up connected to a window) then it boosts the maximum possible up to 1.34 kW which is much more in the useful range. So yeah, I can actually believe that it would work for small-scale stuff quite nicely. The only final concern I would have is the energy required to manufacture and maintain it. A lot of badly placed solar panels never actually pay out their initial energy deficit, for example. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope t oread more in the future. | ||
| #13 - That's probably an exageration, but the energy isn't directly … [+] (11 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | -1 |
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anon (12/30/2015) [-] You're probably dumbing it down too much but as you've just described the concept it breaks the laws of thermodynamics. #29 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] But you said your energy source is airflow, right? Which means that you're always going to be limited to extracting all of the kinetic energy. Even if you managed to do that I think your claims are dubious - current turbines already operate pretty close the the Betz limit, the major losses then come from storage of the energy which in a 3rd world situation would be made even worse. #31 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] Fair. Having re-read through it seems like you're going for a small scale, super-efficient wind turbine which I can absolutely see uses for. I think the problem you'll run into though is scaling it for the kind of applications you spoke about earlier. Yeah, that'll be difficult. I don't want it any larger than a mini fridge. I'm not sure that will be possible, but I'm going to try haha. The only reason I want it smaller is so that way people can keep it like any other appliance, or its not a drain on space in an already small shanty. #34 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] So some quick calculations tell me that taking a mini fridge size area ( radius 250mm ) and 10 mph wind then you could only extract a maximum of 11W with no losses whatsoever. So it'd still be usable but you'll have to run it constantly and store the energy for usage. If you can bump the wind speed up to around 50 mph (which you can do even with a wooden wind-tunnel type set up connected to a window) then it boosts the maximum possible up to 1.34 kW which is much more in the useful range. So yeah, I can actually believe that it would work for small-scale stuff quite nicely. The only final concern I would have is the energy required to manufacture and maintain it. A lot of badly placed solar panels never actually pay out their initial energy deficit, for example. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope t oread more in the future. | ||
| #11 - Imagine having a 10mph gust last for 5 secondsband having it s… [+] (13 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | +1 |
| That's probably an exageration, but the energy isn't directly converted from kinetic to electric, the air pushes the blades causing it to spin which creates mechanical energy. Using the spinning blades, you can use a gear system to increase rpm/torque when it reaches an alternator, which basically spins magnets in between coils. That is what creates the electrical energy. The faster those magnets spin, the more energy is converted. #26 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] You're probably dumbing it down too much but as you've just described the concept it breaks the laws of thermodynamics. #29 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] But you said your energy source is airflow, right? Which means that you're always going to be limited to extracting all of the kinetic energy. Even if you managed to do that I think your claims are dubious - current turbines already operate pretty close the the Betz limit, the major losses then come from storage of the energy which in a 3rd world situation would be made even worse. #31 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] Fair. Having re-read through it seems like you're going for a small scale, super-efficient wind turbine which I can absolutely see uses for. I think the problem you'll run into though is scaling it for the kind of applications you spoke about earlier. Yeah, that'll be difficult. I don't want it any larger than a mini fridge. I'm not sure that will be possible, but I'm going to try haha. The only reason I want it smaller is so that way people can keep it like any other appliance, or its not a drain on space in an already small shanty. #34 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] So some quick calculations tell me that taking a mini fridge size area ( radius 250mm ) and 10 mph wind then you could only extract a maximum of 11W with no losses whatsoever. So it'd still be usable but you'll have to run it constantly and store the energy for usage. If you can bump the wind speed up to around 50 mph (which you can do even with a wooden wind-tunnel type set up connected to a window) then it boosts the maximum possible up to 1.34 kW which is much more in the useful range. So yeah, I can actually believe that it would work for small-scale stuff quite nicely. The only final concern I would have is the energy required to manufacture and maintain it. A lot of badly placed solar panels never actually pay out their initial energy deficit, for example. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope t oread more in the future. | ||
| #9 - That's not the market I'm making it for. There are many third … [+] (15 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | +1 |
| Imagine having a 10mph gust last for 5 secondsband having it spin for 20 minutes. That's what I'm trying to innovate. I'd get more into how it works but I'm about 5 months out from having the prototype finished and I want to patent it before someone else gets the same idea. Once I get it prototyped, I'll be getting it patented and placed on kickstarter. All the money made there will be going to manufacturing. Then I'll start selling them and with the profits I'll be having basic street lights installed in some oongalacka village running off electricity produced by this shit. I hope at least. God do I hope. That's probably an exageration, but the energy isn't directly converted from kinetic to electric, the air pushes the blades causing it to spin which creates mechanical energy. Using the spinning blades, you can use a gear system to increase rpm/torque when it reaches an alternator, which basically spins magnets in between coils. That is what creates the electrical energy. The faster those magnets spin, the more energy is converted. #26 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] You're probably dumbing it down too much but as you've just described the concept it breaks the laws of thermodynamics. #29 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] But you said your energy source is airflow, right? Which means that you're always going to be limited to extracting all of the kinetic energy. Even if you managed to do that I think your claims are dubious - current turbines already operate pretty close the the Betz limit, the major losses then come from storage of the energy which in a 3rd world situation would be made even worse. #31 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] Fair. Having re-read through it seems like you're going for a small scale, super-efficient wind turbine which I can absolutely see uses for. I think the problem you'll run into though is scaling it for the kind of applications you spoke about earlier. Yeah, that'll be difficult. I don't want it any larger than a mini fridge. I'm not sure that will be possible, but I'm going to try haha. The only reason I want it smaller is so that way people can keep it like any other appliance, or its not a drain on space in an already small shanty. #34 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] So some quick calculations tell me that taking a mini fridge size area ( radius 250mm ) and 10 mph wind then you could only extract a maximum of 11W with no losses whatsoever. So it'd still be usable but you'll have to run it constantly and store the energy for usage. If you can bump the wind speed up to around 50 mph (which you can do even with a wooden wind-tunnel type set up connected to a window) then it boosts the maximum possible up to 1.34 kW which is much more in the useful range. So yeah, I can actually believe that it would work for small-scale stuff quite nicely. The only final concern I would have is the energy required to manufacture and maintain it. A lot of badly placed solar panels never actually pay out their initial energy deficit, for example. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope t oread more in the future. | ||
| #7 - Solar panels take up more horizontal space, turbines take up v… [+] (17 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | +1 |
| That's not the market I'm making it for. There are many third world places that cannot have giant towers sticking out of the ground to get electricity, I want to make it so these places without electricity/lighting can lead more productive lives than what the earth's rotation allows. To a 3rd world farmer, $12,000 is his first born son's life. Imagine having a 10mph gust last for 5 secondsband having it spin for 20 minutes. That's what I'm trying to innovate. I'd get more into how it works but I'm about 5 months out from having the prototype finished and I want to patent it before someone else gets the same idea. Once I get it prototyped, I'll be getting it patented and placed on kickstarter. All the money made there will be going to manufacturing. Then I'll start selling them and with the profits I'll be having basic street lights installed in some oongalacka village running off electricity produced by this shit. I hope at least. God do I hope. That's probably an exageration, but the energy isn't directly converted from kinetic to electric, the air pushes the blades causing it to spin which creates mechanical energy. Using the spinning blades, you can use a gear system to increase rpm/torque when it reaches an alternator, which basically spins magnets in between coils. That is what creates the electrical energy. The faster those magnets spin, the more energy is converted. #26 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] You're probably dumbing it down too much but as you've just described the concept it breaks the laws of thermodynamics. #29 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] But you said your energy source is airflow, right? Which means that you're always going to be limited to extracting all of the kinetic energy. Even if you managed to do that I think your claims are dubious - current turbines already operate pretty close the the Betz limit, the major losses then come from storage of the energy which in a 3rd world situation would be made even worse. #31 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] Fair. Having re-read through it seems like you're going for a small scale, super-efficient wind turbine which I can absolutely see uses for. I think the problem you'll run into though is scaling it for the kind of applications you spoke about earlier. Yeah, that'll be difficult. I don't want it any larger than a mini fridge. I'm not sure that will be possible, but I'm going to try haha. The only reason I want it smaller is so that way people can keep it like any other appliance, or its not a drain on space in an already small shanty. #34 -
anon (12/30/2015) [-] So some quick calculations tell me that taking a mini fridge size area ( radius 250mm ) and 10 mph wind then you could only extract a maximum of 11W with no losses whatsoever. So it'd still be usable but you'll have to run it constantly and store the energy for usage. If you can bump the wind speed up to around 50 mph (which you can do even with a wooden wind-tunnel type set up connected to a window) then it boosts the maximum possible up to 1.34 kW which is much more in the useful range. So yeah, I can actually believe that it would work for small-scale stuff quite nicely. The only final concern I would have is the energy required to manufacture and maintain it. A lot of badly placed solar panels never actually pay out their initial energy deficit, for example. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope t oread more in the future. | ||
| #16 - Yeah, rochester | 12/29/2015 on BEST FJ FEATURE! POLL! | 0 |
| #13 - Only drummer I know of? I named my son Buddy in honor of Buddy… | 12/29/2015 on epic drum solo | 0 |
| #93 - *go down | 12/29/2015 on crixuz's profile | 0 |
| #92 - When I took #1, I had 1.4 million thumbs after 2 months of pos… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on crixuz's profile | 0 |
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| #90 - Give me a month, then I'm coming back for my #1 spot. … [+] (4 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on crixuz's profile | 0 |
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| #7 - Lars asked for the tabs [+] (4 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on epic drum solo | +1 |
| Only drummer I know of? I named my son Buddy in honor of Buddy Rich. I've been playing the drums since I was 8 years old. My drum set costs more than my car. Lards is the absolute worse thrash metal drummer on this planet to have entered the recording world. The reason I said Lars asked for the tabs is because of the amount of fail that was in the content. Also, my most favorite drummer to play songs (not solos) is Bill Ward. My most favorite soloing drummer is Buddy Rich. #10 -
anon (12/29/2015) [-] Who the fuck likes Lars? If you have played drums for 5 minutes you would know he is the assclown of the drum world.. | ||
| #111 - In the youtube video they're joking about that. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on 1000w LED lights | 0 |
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doctorprofessornv (12/29/2015) [-] But seriously though, this could work for that. Get like four or five drones with these things hooked up to them, fly over the general area where you think the bigoot is, and flip the switch. Bam, that entire swath of forest gets lit up brighter than daylight, and you probably stunned the fucker well enough to let you get in close while he's still trying to figure out what the hell is going on. | ||
| #8 - I farted while viewing this content. I think that's a little n… | 12/29/2015 on Guess which of these is... | +5 |
| #12 - 5074005828 [+] (2 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on BEST FJ FEATURE! POLL! | 0 |
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shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
