Sewallman
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| Last status update: | As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment |
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| Date Signed Up: | 9/01/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/15/2016 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 40.04% (8008/20000) Level 436 Content: There is no Escape → Level 437 Content: There is no Escape |
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| #6 - Comment deleted | 01/03/2016 on Eh. | +2 |
| #5 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Eh. | +2 |
| #3 - Comment deleted | 01/03/2016 on Eh. | +2 |
| #51 - You accidentally added the cat tax [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on I make Terrain in Minecraft... | 0 |
| #144 - We don't tax out grocery store food here, but fast food is taxed. | 01/03/2016 on obesity in the US | 0 |
| #140 - No matter how You lose weight.. It'll be tough at first. You g… | 01/03/2016 on obesity in the US | +1 |
| #88 - That's not her username, | 01/02/2016 on obesity in the US | 0 |
| #10 - Wait, are you talking about how she said that eating a salad w… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on obesity in the US | 0 |
 >Proper diet >Fuck ton of healthy food Those aren't the same thing. | ||
| #9 - No, she's right. You lose weight by burning more calories than… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on obesity in the US | +2 |
| >Proper diet >Fuck ton of healthy food Those aren't the same thing. | ||
| #30 - I'm not going to, I've posted on here while helping people ven… | 01/02/2016 on what youth is like | +1 |
| #5 - There are like 10 sewalls on my Facebook friends list. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on obesity in the US | +13 |
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| #21 - >Go somewhere, where your body won't be found By my kids … | 01/02/2016 on what youth is like | +3 |
| #19 - >Attempt suicide this way with helium >dies >… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on what youth is like | +4 |
| >Go somewhere, where your body won't be found By my kids >industrial type place at 1am >what's the worse that could happen, somebody gonna kill me? >start helium death >right as soon as I pass out, homeless people think I'm getting high, take it off me and try it >wake up and see them trying to share it >"Hey fucktards, what do you think you're doing??" >They shit bricks laughing at my nutless voice Now I wanna die of embarrassment | ||
| #10 - Eh. I stop looking after it gets like 200 thumbs. | 01/02/2016 on New posts | +1 |
| #11 - I've been thinking about this a lot lately. But I'm too much o… [+] (10 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on what youth is like | +12 |
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anon (01/02/2016) [-] seriously don't commit when you have kids. thats such a fucking irresponsible and cuntish move I'm not going to, I've posted on here while helping people vent that what keeps me going is by doing things days By day and counting how many times my kids smile each day. You cannot create or destroy energy, it needs to be converted into other types of energy. the same holds true for pain.. You cannot get rid of your pain, it just goes to someone else. I don't want my kids to have to put up with that, I know my initial comment was misleading to show me in favor of leaving them without a father, but trust me when I say that I'm going to be around for a long add time, after all.. Someone has to put the fear of God into my daughter's boyfriends. #22 -
anon (01/02/2016) [-] You have a wife and kids yet have contemplated suicide? Wow you really are a fucking piece of shit. >Go somewhere, where your body won't be found By my kids >industrial type place at 1am >what's the worse that could happen, somebody gonna kill me? >start helium death >right as soon as I pass out, homeless people think I'm getting high, take it off me and try it >wake up and see them trying to share it >"Hey fucktards, what do you think you're doing??" >They shit bricks laughing at my nutless voice Now I wanna die of embarrassment | ||
| #174 - I'll compile some stuff tomorrow for you, I'm running off 2 ho… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on doggifseveryday's profile | 0 |
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| #172 - Oh. And it'll be in a couple pieces, not just the same object. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on doggifseveryday's profile | 0 |
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| #171 - It's not something I'll be needing printed, just some stl file… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on doggifseveryday's profile | 0 |
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| #169 - Nope. I'm not thinking lugs anymore, I'm thinking something I … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on doggifseveryday's profile | 0 |
 Oh boy. Any description or dimensions? Or is this more of a proof of concept? It's not something I'll be needing printed, just some stl files to take to some machinists or something. But I'll give you some pictures as reference and try to explain things as best as I can. It involves two 24 sided polygons and two 48 sided ones as well. Too large for a 3d printer | ||
| #6 - I was wondering when, I love being mentioned in content, m… | 01/01/2016 on Best of Funnyjunk 2015 | +5 |
| #167 - You still own software to make .stl files? I cannot M… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on doggifseveryday's profile | 0 |
| Oh boy. Any description or dimensions? Or is this more of a proof of concept? It's not something I'll be needing printed, just some stl files to take to some machinists or something. But I'll give you some pictures as reference and try to explain things as best as I can. It involves two 24 sided polygons and two 48 sided ones as well. Too large for a 3d printer | ||
| #4 - I went to the future once.. London sucks | 12/31/2015 on IT'S OVER, CYA GUYS. | 0 |
| #7 - They remove a bunch of **** . It doesn't violate their r… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/31/2015 on really?? | +1 |
 fb sucks. the copyright rules are the worst. i'm constantly getting my video uploads disabled for posting something that has clips from songs etc. fj mustard rice! | ||
| #67 - The city I live in has a dam and burns its trash to heat a boi… | 12/31/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | 0 |
| #48 - Notice that the bird got cut in half | 12/31/2015 on complete bullshit propaganda | 0 |
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shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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Sewallman ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-] It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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admin (11/03/2015) [-] hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-] oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-] Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-] I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-] Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-] ************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
