Sewallman
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| Last status update: | As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment |
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| Date Signed Up: | 9/01/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/15/2016 |
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| #60 - Comment deleted | 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee | 0 |
| #4 - I dun goofed. | 04/22/2014 on Cleverbot | 0 |
| #2 - **** . | 04/22/2014 on Cleverbot | 0 |
| #1 - Posted as anonymous, because it has no prior comments and I wa… [+] (3 new replies) | 04/22/2014 on Cleverbot | 0 |
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| #46 - I do understand how it could be viewed as whoring, but if a po… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee | 0 |
| #41 - liar [+] (1 new reply) | 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee | 0 |
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| #35 - +11 after an hour. two people have come within 500k of it so f… [+] (3 new replies) | 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee | 0 |
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sewallman (04/22/2014) [-]  I figure it does good, pic related by the way. This is a photograph of the original thumb whore and his partner slutty mutt. | ||
| #3 - do *roll 7* | 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee | 0 |
| #15 - Yes and no. The remains show the size of a 7 month maybe 8 mon… | 04/22/2014 on Baby inside a Mother (remains) | 0 |
| #178 - I saved for the fap | 04/21/2014 on Face Swap gone wrong | 0 |
| #7 - **sewallman rolled image ** Please be a picture of our glor… | 04/21/2014 on Swedish men are the joke of... | 0 |
| #6 - Comment deleted | 04/21/2014 on Swedish men are the joke of... | 0 |
| #5 - Why is the fetus head up, butt down if the mother was that far… [+] (6 new replies) | 04/21/2014 on Baby inside a Mother (remains) | +2 |
 Both replies below me are correct, but sometimes the babies don't flip. I can't remember what that's called and am too lazy to google it, but I know my first niece didn't flip and my sister had to have a c-section because of that. Well sabertoothmoose said they were from somewhere between 1100-1550 AD, so even if they did during that time it was probably unsanitary as hell and most women probably wouldn't survive it, especially not the baby. Yes and no. The remains show the size of a 7 month maybe 8 month old fetus. At that stage the child should have flipped. My wife is pregnant with our third child, and they love handing out information. We also live in a town that has the most highly regarded hospital around the world (the May Clinic). | ||
| #41 - Comment deleted | 04/21/2014 on Funnyjunk Eye Thread | -3 |
| #4 - I think I just cried more than I'd want to comfortably admit. … [+] (1 new reply) | 04/21/2014 on When it's gone | 0 |
| #1 - **sewallman rolls 043,971** if gets, ever… | 04/21/2014 on Remember the 29 million | 0 |
| #1 - Texted. | 01/18/2013 on omegle number | +2 |
| #3 - Comment deleted | 05/02/2012 on This is offensive. DO NOT VIEW | -1 |
| #1 - Comment deleted | 05/02/2012 on This is offensive. DO NOT VIEW | 0 |
| #599 - [url deleted] | 03/19/2012 on girls names rage | +1 |
| #1 - lolol, if I wanted this on FJ I coulda posted it myself | 03/09/2012 on ET Win Contest | 0 |
| #1 - not OC but I used to think this is how people got visectamis [+] (6 new replies) | 03/09/2012 on birth control | 0 |
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| #1 - Comment deleted | 09/01/2011 on Banned | +1 |
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shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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Sewallman ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-] It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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admin (11/03/2015) [-] hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-] oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-] Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-] I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-] Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-] ************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
