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#3 - FJ's was down for 6 days.. October 3rd-October 9th …	10/10/2014 on Help	-1
#2 - September 24th 1992, Season 4, Episode 1: Kamp Krusty …	10/10/2014 on Wait, Children!	+74
#1 - Comment deleted	10/10/2014 on Wait, Children!	0
#90 - Whut...	10/10/2014 on Inbred	0
#89 - Whut...	10/10/2014 on Inbred	0
#2 - Well, I wanted to type first.. But that faggot got first.	10/10/2014 on Come Back!	+1
#32 - I'm going to sticky this comment, because you where first comm…	10/10/2014 on Another post about being back	+16
#1 - I saw a person on facebook post something from 9fagg and I bit…	10/10/2014 on While FJ was down	0
#2519 - He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spamm…	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2517 - xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally supe… [+] (2 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#2515 - I tell off members for being assholes as well. I tro… [+] (4 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#2513 - idk, but some mods are just assholes to members.. Not the high… [+] (6 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2514 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Well, some members are assholes to other members :/ Don't really see what's wrong with that unless they're abusing their mod powers, or showing off. Pretty much why I always turn off mod rewards, so I can go around, and no one judges me as a mod, just as another FJ user. #2515 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I tell off members for being assholes as well. I troll on facebook, but I'm very nice to people on FJ. Idk why. #2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#6 - I've been IM'ing my mother. It works, but she still won't put out.	10/10/2014 on does chat work?	-1
#2511 - Now I don't feel as bad for telling mods off when they're bein… [+] (8 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2512 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Why? #2513 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] idk, but some mods are just assholes to members.. Not the higher ranked ones, but lower ranked mods kinda seem... noobish #2514 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Well, some members are assholes to other members :/ Don't really see what's wrong with that unless they're abusing their mod powers, or showing off. Pretty much why I always turn off mod rewards, so I can go around, and no one judges me as a mod, just as another FJ user. #2515 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I tell off members for being assholes as well. I troll on facebook, but I'm very nice to people on FJ. Idk why. #2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#2509 - So you guys are just glorified butt buddies in a cool kids clu… [+] (10 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2510 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Pretty much... Sucks :/ #2511 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Now I don't feel as bad for telling mods off when they're being dicks to users. #2512 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Why? #2513 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] idk, but some mods are just assholes to members.. Not the higher ranked ones, but lower ranked mods kinda seem... noobish #2514 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Well, some members are assholes to other members :/ Don't really see what's wrong with that unless they're abusing their mod powers, or showing off. Pretty much why I always turn off mod rewards, so I can go around, and no one judges me as a mod, just as another FJ user. #2515 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I tell off members for being assholes as well. I troll on facebook, but I'm very nice to people on FJ. Idk why. #2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#2507 - Ah, I would have assumed that high ranking mods would be given… [+] (12 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2508 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Mods on FJ are pretty much just like users, we don't know admin, many of us can't even reach him, we don't know what's going on, etc. Basically the only difference is that when a user flags something, it does nothing :/ #2509 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] So you guys are just glorified butt buddies in a cool kids club? That's somewhat disappointing. No offense or anything, truly. #2510 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Pretty much... Sucks :/ #2511 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Now I don't feel as bad for telling mods off when they're being dicks to users. #2512 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Why? #2513 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] idk, but some mods are just assholes to members.. Not the higher ranked ones, but lower ranked mods kinda seem... noobish #2514 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Well, some members are assholes to other members :/ Don't really see what's wrong with that unless they're abusing their mod powers, or showing off. Pretty much why I always turn off mod rewards, so I can go around, and no one judges me as a mod, just as another FJ user. #2515 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I tell off members for being assholes as well. I troll on facebook, but I'm very nice to people on FJ. Idk why. #2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#2505 - Damn. Well I made a post about missing stuff, that hopefully a… [+] (14 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2506 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] There are no mods who can do that except admin... Mainly because I'm pretty sure he doesn't even trust half of his mods. #2507 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Ah, I would have assumed that high ranking mods would be given the powers to spawn such things into this world, but his mods to fraternize a lot and make a lot of friends. #2508 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Mods on FJ are pretty much just like users, we don't know admin, many of us can't even reach him, we don't know what's going on, etc. Basically the only difference is that when a user flags something, it does nothing :/ #2509 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] So you guys are just glorified butt buddies in a cool kids club? That's somewhat disappointing. No offense or anything, truly. #2510 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Pretty much... Sucks :/ #2511 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Now I don't feel as bad for telling mods off when they're being dicks to users. #2512 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Why? #2513 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] idk, but some mods are just assholes to members.. Not the higher ranked ones, but lower ranked mods kinda seem... noobish #2514 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Well, some members are assholes to other members :/ Don't really see what's wrong with that unless they're abusing their mod powers, or showing off. Pretty much why I always turn off mod rewards, so I can go around, and no one judges me as a mod, just as another FJ user. #2515 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I tell off members for being assholes as well. I troll on facebook, but I'm very nice to people on FJ. Idk why. #2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#4 - MEAT PARTY TIME!	10/10/2014 on Funnyjunk now that we are back	0
#2503 - Ah. But hey, I mentioned you on one of my text posts.… [+] (16 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2504 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Oh I remember, and not really sure... all item distributions are automatic, and don't usually bother admin unless it's something big. So you probably won't get an item... I specially don't bother admin when he's fixing bugs and shit, cause or else, tridaak is kill. #2505 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Damn. Well I made a post about missing stuff, that hopefully a mod in power enough to do something about it could possibly refund stuff to people. I lost 4,000 thumbs total the day FJ went kill #2506 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] There are no mods who can do that except admin... Mainly because I'm pretty sure he doesn't even trust half of his mods. #2507 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Ah, I would have assumed that high ranking mods would be given the powers to spawn such things into this world, but his mods to fraternize a lot and make a lot of friends. #2508 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Mods on FJ are pretty much just like users, we don't know admin, many of us can't even reach him, we don't know what's going on, etc. Basically the only difference is that when a user flags something, it does nothing :/ #2509 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] So you guys are just glorified butt buddies in a cool kids club? That's somewhat disappointing. No offense or anything, truly. #2510 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Pretty much... Sucks :/ #2511 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Now I don't feel as bad for telling mods off when they're being dicks to users. #2512 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Why? #2513 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] idk, but some mods are just assholes to members.. Not the higher ranked ones, but lower ranked mods kinda seem... noobish #2514 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Well, some members are assholes to other members :/ Don't really see what's wrong with that unless they're abusing their mod powers, or showing off. Pretty much why I always turn off mod rewards, so I can go around, and no one judges me as a mod, just as another FJ user. #2515 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I tell off members for being assholes as well. I troll on facebook, but I'm very nice to people on FJ. Idk why. #2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#2501 - So that explains this than. [+] (18 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2502 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Yea, that user made a shit ton of comments once FJ was back up. For the first 30 minutes, all user rolls were to him. #2503 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Ah. But hey, I mentioned you on one of my text posts. Idk if you even bothered to read it (since I bother you a lot) But is there a chance that I could get my OC item from funnyjunk.com/Dyk+simpsons/funny-pictures/5313822/ ? It got 1500 thumbs and you where the one that approved it #2504 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Oh I remember, and not really sure... all item distributions are automatic, and don't usually bother admin unless it's something big. So you probably won't get an item... I specially don't bother admin when he's fixing bugs and shit, cause or else, tridaak is kill. #2505 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Damn. Well I made a post about missing stuff, that hopefully a mod in power enough to do something about it could possibly refund stuff to people. I lost 4,000 thumbs total the day FJ went kill #2506 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] There are no mods who can do that except admin... Mainly because I'm pretty sure he doesn't even trust half of his mods. #2507 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Ah, I would have assumed that high ranking mods would be given the powers to spawn such things into this world, but his mods to fraternize a lot and make a lot of friends. #2508 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Mods on FJ are pretty much just like users, we don't know admin, many of us can't even reach him, we don't know what's going on, etc. Basically the only difference is that when a user flags something, it does nothing :/ #2509 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] So you guys are just glorified butt buddies in a cool kids club? That's somewhat disappointing. No offense or anything, truly. #2510 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Pretty much... Sucks :/ #2511 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Now I don't feel as bad for telling mods off when they're being dicks to users. #2512 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Why? #2513 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] idk, but some mods are just assholes to members.. Not the higher ranked ones, but lower ranked mods kinda seem... noobish #2514 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Well, some members are assholes to other members :/ Don't really see what's wrong with that unless they're abusing their mod powers, or showing off. Pretty much why I always turn off mod rewards, so I can go around, and no one judges me as a mod, just as another FJ user. #2515 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I tell off members for being assholes as well. I troll on facebook, but I'm very nice to people on FJ. Idk why. #2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive.
#43 - Ah. The only thing I think is actually correct about that is t… [+] (4 new replies)	10/10/2014 on Missing stuff?	0
#84 - PTTN (10/11/2014) [-] I got like +600 thumbs for it. Kicked ass. #85 - sewallman (10/11/2014) [-] One of my best comments was over 3,000 thumbs just for saying "Can't you just download more ram??" with the supplied picture. #86 - sewallman (10/11/2014) [-] forgot the picture. #87 - sewallman (10/11/2014) [-] found this in my recent pictures as well. I commented back saying "Fucking liar" with this picture.. Got a few hundred thumbs.
#2499 - and the fact that you've already done so.	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2498 - I'm not asking for any fixes or **** like that, just to… [+] (1 new reply)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2499 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] and the fact that you've already done so.
#2497 - Just dropping this off here. I think rolls are still … [+] (22 new replies)	10/10/2014 on tridaak's profile	0
#2500 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] tridaak rolled user autosubmit test Rolls are based on how many comments are made by that user in the latest time period (24 hours I think). Since server is just back up, auto submit had many comments, much more than many other users, so probability of someone rolling them increased drastically. #2501 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] funnyjunk.com/party/266694#266694 So that explains this than. #2502 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Yea, that user made a shit ton of comments once FJ was back up. For the first 30 minutes, all user rolls were to him. #2503 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Ah. But hey, I mentioned you on one of my text posts. Idk if you even bothered to read it (since I bother you a lot) But is there a chance that I could get my OC item from funnyjunk.com/Dyk+simpsons/funny-pictures/5313822/ ? It got 1500 thumbs and you where the one that approved it #2504 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Oh I remember, and not really sure... all item distributions are automatic, and don't usually bother admin unless it's something big. So you probably won't get an item... I specially don't bother admin when he's fixing bugs and shit, cause or else, tridaak is kill. #2505 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Damn. Well I made a post about missing stuff, that hopefully a mod in power enough to do something about it could possibly refund stuff to people. I lost 4,000 thumbs total the day FJ went kill #2506 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] There are no mods who can do that except admin... Mainly because I'm pretty sure he doesn't even trust half of his mods. #2507 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Ah, I would have assumed that high ranking mods would be given the powers to spawn such things into this world, but his mods to fraternize a lot and make a lot of friends. #2508 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Mods on FJ are pretty much just like users, we don't know admin, many of us can't even reach him, we don't know what's going on, etc. Basically the only difference is that when a user flags something, it does nothing :/ #2509 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] So you guys are just glorified butt buddies in a cool kids club? That's somewhat disappointing. No offense or anything, truly. #2510 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Pretty much... Sucks :/ #2511 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] Now I don't feel as bad for telling mods off when they're being dicks to users. #2512 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Why? #2513 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] idk, but some mods are just assholes to members.. Not the higher ranked ones, but lower ranked mods kinda seem... noobish #2514 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Well, some members are assholes to other members :/ Don't really see what's wrong with that unless they're abusing their mod powers, or showing off. Pretty much why I always turn off mod rewards, so I can go around, and no one judges me as a mod, just as another FJ user. #2515 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I tell off members for being assholes as well. I troll on facebook, but I'm very nice to people on FJ. Idk why. #2516 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] I just don't do much on either, but if someone needs me for something, I'll help them. But occasionally I get angry, and can be an asshole... Some guy called me out on it, and said 'How can FJ recruit mods like this guy', then I realized, if I weren't a mod, the guy probably wouldn't have said anything. So bloop, I'm regular user. #2517 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] xD I love how people think that mods are the most morally superior people though. I mean fuck, Admin's been known for banning people just for even saying hi to him. #2518 - tridaak (10/10/2014) [-] Dark times Hope that doesnt happen again #2519 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] He's too busy claiming 4chan userbase to ban anybody but spammers. He's been on a no ban kick lately, although he should be posting his amazon links and telling people to share shit on facebook to keep FJ alive. #2498 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] I'm not asking for any fixes or shit like that, just to clarify.. I thought it was funny that I actually rolled a bot. #2499 - sewallman (10/10/2014) [-] and the fact that you've already done so.
#266705 - sewallman rolled user autosubmit How the …	10/10/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL	0

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#776 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)

stickied by Sewallman

#628 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/13/2015) [+] (8 replies)

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The lil nigs

#1133 - admin (20 hours ago) [-]

was i supposed to get the patreon donation confirmation from you?

#1134 to #1133 - Sewallman ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]

I'll be donating tomorrow. My wife crashed her van and needed me to buy 3 new car seats.

I get paid tomorrow so I can start paying you as well.

#1135 to #1134 - admin (20 hours ago) [-]

well damn, that sucks

you don't have to but if you do it's much appreciated

#1136 to #1135 - Sewallman ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]

I've been wanting to donate to you for a while. Just as long as you take off ads for my account because the mobile redirect is pretty annoying when ever that's going on.

#1137 to #1136 - admin (17 hours ago) [-]

it's done

#1138 to #1137 - Sewallman ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]

36.41 monthly

#1139 to #1138 - Sewallman ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]

Oh. That's a picture of Taran Noah Smith. The bastard I was named after.

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#1129 to #1128 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

My wife left for a week to calm down But she came back calm and collected. I didn't know if she'd come back when she did.

I was pretty depressed for that week.

#1130 to #1129 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

Oh so you are back together?

#1131 to #1130 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

Yeah Mann, thabks for caring

#1132 to #1131 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

Ok that's great.

#1126 - shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]

Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.

#1127 to #1126 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]

Nah man. I'm good.
It's nothing messy, we have 3 kids so we can't afford to have anything messy.

#1117 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]

L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog

also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.

#1118 to #1117 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

What do you suggest for optics? I want something that can take me down range easily.

I'm spending my tax check on the build, so I'm making it a sewallman custom.

#1120 to #1118 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]

if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range

#1121 to #1120 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

I wanna hunt as well as shoot down range. Not hunt anything half a mile away.. But a fair distance.

#1122 to #1121 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]

id get a nice acog then, good range, and if you need more you can add a magnifier, and presto.

#1123 to #1122 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]

Coolio, thanks guy

#1124 to #1123 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]

yesssir send me some pics when you get it built

#1125 to #1124 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]

It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.

#1119 to #1118 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

In other words.. Price isn't really a factor.

#1115 - tacoarecrazy (12/01/2015) [-]

140 notifications about new uploads
why did i subscribe again

#1116 to #1115 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

Because you know me irl

#1112 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]

the madman

#1113 to #1112 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

What did I do?

#1114 to #1113 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]

be on FJ all the time

#1106 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]

i commented on as many of your contents as possible

#1109 to #1106 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

It feels nice to log in to 200 notifications again,
Joshlol was surprised that I haven't disabled content notifications.. But I read every comment someone leaves

#1110 to #1109 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]

i read most, but i have notifications on

#1111 to #1110 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

I just got done going through the notifications I acquired while I was off line at the store and cooking food.

#1105 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]

i see you're posting again

#1107 to #1105 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

Black Friday deals on computers makes it so I can post again

#1108 to #1107 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]

i commented on all of them
gonna be double #1 again

#1103 - zionsype ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]

Why are you in the OC comic makers channel

#1104 to #1103 - Sewallman ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]

I make oc occasionally

#1102 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]

hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.

#1094 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]

Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.

#1095 to #1094 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]

You mean trail of tears?

#1096 to #1095 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]

Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...

#1097 to #1096 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]

I live far enough away from both with a car that can't go over 30mph.

Why might i ask?

#1098 to #1097 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]

I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?

#1099 to #1098 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]

Its were many natives had to walk, carrying their dead while being relocated to multiple different reservations.

#1100 to #1099 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]

My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two

#1101 to #1100 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]

Natives still go missing all the time,

But thats because many natives are bad with booze and hard drugs and talk to people who make them go missing.

#1102 to #1101 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]

hehe. you said thatin a funny way

#1084 - hektoroftroy (10/29/2015) [-]

Hey, Im glad we can put the past behind us

#1085 to #1084 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

I dont hold grudges on here, this is a website for people to laugh, not get offended. So it cool.

#1083 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]

keep posting updates on story pls

#1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]

where... where did it go..

#1082 to #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]

oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.

#1076 - brcstar

(10/29/2015) [-]

hi there
problematicporn

#1077 to #1076 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

I posted it on my sewallman imgur account a few hours after I posted it here, how did you find out !

#1078 to #1077 - brcstar

(10/29/2015) [-]

you said you posted it on reddit, and I saw it earlier on their today.

#1086 to #1078 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]

What was it again? Beerseastar?

I remember seeing you saying hi to me,

#1087 to #1086 - brcstar

(10/30/2015) [-]

Yeah, that's one of my Reddit accounts.

#1089 to #1087 - brcstar

has deleted their comment [-]

#1088 to #1087 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]

one of them? How many do you have?

#1090 to #1088 - brcstar

(10/30/2015) [-]

I have one on my computer i forgot the password and chrome has it stored , and one on my phone.

#1091 to #1090 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]

I've got 4 reddit accounts, easier to keep track of subreddits in my opinion if you have one per

#1079 to #1078 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Yeah, they seemed to like it. It's been up for about 14 hours on reddit.. Which is a little while for reddit.

#1075 - joeypie (10/28/2015) [-]

What the guy under me said, thats why im here

#1074 - niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-]

Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.

#1081 to #1074 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

Also looking for a mention. Luv u bb

#1068 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]

Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.

#1069 to #1068 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]

I'm related to the guy from the Salem witch trials.

I haven't played the game at all though,

#1070 to #1069 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]

Ah, it's a pretty casual game, definitely worth playing.

Carry on being #1! And say hi to the kids for me.

#1065 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]

Owning that front page today man

#1066 to #1065 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]

I'm only at 12k thumbs right now. my top in 24 hours has been 35k

#1067 to #1066 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]

I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy

#1071 to #1067 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]

Ha, well thanks guy.

#1054 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]

Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.

#1058 to #1054 - mudkipfucker (10/17/2015) [-]

/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5716166/

#1062 to #1058 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]

Thanks, man.

#1057 to #1054 - mudkipfucker (10/17/2015) [-]

sure i'll repost it for you

#1063 to #1057 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]

Thanks Muddy,

I was on a well needed vacation and I was trying to get ready to go back home when I saw it.

#1055 to #1054 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]

************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish

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