Sewallman
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| Last status update: | As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment |
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| #177 - A lot actually, but good luck finding it in the national news.… [+] (9 new replies) | 04/26/2015 on Paranoia Agent | +8 |
| Not off top hand, I remember reading about this highschool kid who wasn't old enough to purchase a pistol, and it was unregistered (he was a nigger) but he stopped this (white kid) who had an AR and fired off a few shots in the parking lot trying to walk into the school. The nigger kid shot the white kid un-fatally before any harm was done, but since it was a school and guns and all that, the nigger kid got expelled and charged for having it. Guns are good, if a good guy has them. Guns are bad, if a bad guy has them.. Take it how ever you like.  "Guns are bad, if a bad guy has them" Sure, but accidents do happen. Sure. But not all people handle their weapons properly, and not all people lock them away properly. I keep mine on me and by my bed while sleeping. I have kids and holy fuck do they know not to touch my guns. In order to get a carry and conceal permit, you need to attend classes on how to properly handle them. They don't let just any dumb fuck do it. Bad guys get their guns third party or illegally, good guys get their guns properly. I carry around a Springfield 1911 .45, so it's a big fucking gun to carry around with me, just in case I happen to be at a gas station and somebody tries to rob it, just in case someone tries to break into my home to cause harm to my wife, kids or self. I'm not disagreeing. Just saying that people make mistakes, and when those mistakes involve guns, people can get seriously hurt or die. Good people as well as bad people. | ||
| #176 - A phone conversation I had with a buddy once, I'll skip to the… | 04/26/2015 on Paranoia Agent | +10 |
| #2441 - Comment deleted | 04/26/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway | 0 |
| #1 - Mods? Got some mods for sale. They make your… | 04/26/2015 on Gaben gets rekt | +111 |
| #439 - See, Sewall is my last name. It's been a name carried over to … | 04/26/2015 on Mods make you an avatar | 0 |
| #435 - Make me something. I like the avatar I already have.. But you … [+] (4 new replies) | 04/26/2015 on Mods make you an avatar | 0 |
| #45 - *your | 04/26/2015 on I'm..I'm fine with this.. | +1 |
| #6770 - Nu, it's my fault. I'm more forgetful than a feminist after drinking. | 04/26/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
| #6768 - God, you've told me that like 12 times. [+] (2 new replies) | 04/26/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
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| #6766 - Is your color 60affe? I chose my color by picking the… [+] (4 new replies) | 04/26/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
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| #6763 - Oaks. There are some new names, it scared me [+] (6 new replies) | 04/26/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
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| #2439 - Comment deleted | 04/26/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway | +1 |
| #3 - From that one guy who was giving away skyrim on there. … [+] (1 new reply) | 04/26/2015 on blayre's profile | 0 |
| #6761 - I've been gone. Who's still posting OC, who's doing simpson sa… [+] (8 new replies) | 04/26/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
 itsthetie and all the popular OC makers are still at it. Everyone's doing simpsons sourcing now As far as im aware, pretty much everyone whos been around since the start of the year is still around | ||
| #477 - oh, fuk | 04/26/2015 on Sewallman's profile | 0 |
| #284 - Tell me something positive about this picture, [+] (2 new replies) | 04/25/2015 on Mods tell you something... | 0 |
 Nice weiner, it's that attention to detail that makes great art. | ||
| #2435 - Comment deleted | 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway | +2 |
| #110 - The article states that it's an estimation, because it's impos… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/25/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday? | 0 |
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robuntu (04/25/2015) [-] The estimate in the article is completely fine. The picture posted here is completely wrong. The chart in the article is talking about biomass due to BMI > 30 The picture posted here is talking about biomass. It has nothing to do with estimating. It's just plain wrong. Completely wrong. Not even close to right. It's like when you're looking for Apartment #201 and you go to apartment #102 IN THE WRONG CITY. It's like that. The US is NOWHERE NEAR 30% of the world's biomass. The US is near 30% of the world's biomass if you limit 'biomass' to mean 'people with a BMI > 30'. | ||
| #100 - Picture | 04/25/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday? | -1 |
| #99 - It's pulled from the 5th page of the stickied sauce link. K. | 04/25/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday? | 0 |
| #98 - It's the graph pulled from the stickied link. K. | 04/25/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday? | -1 |
| #91 - Do you know what biomass is? [+] (4 new replies) | 04/25/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday? | -1 |
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| #84 - Picture [+] (5 new replies) | 04/25/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday? | -1 |
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robuntu (04/25/2015) [-] I dunno why people are thumbing you down - at least you looked at the link and saw the chart. I did too. The thing is, if you read the chart.... 'Due to BMI > 30' So, they're ignoring EVERYONE IN THE WORLD who doesn't have a BMI > 30. That's a tiny subset of the world's population. And I'm sure there figures are correct....but taking it out of context, dropping the HUGELY IMPORTANT BMI > 30 part, we end up with a completely bullshit, nonsensical statement. #111 -
robuntu (04/25/2015) [-] The estimate in the article is completely fine. The picture posted here is completely wrong. The chart in the article is talking about biomass due to BMI > 30 The picture posted here is talking about biomass. It has nothing to do with estimating. It's just plain wrong. Completely wrong. Not even close to right. It's like when you're looking for Apartment #201 and you go to apartment #102 IN THE WRONG CITY. It's like that. The US is NOWHERE NEAR 30% of the world's biomass. The US is near 30% of the world's biomass if you limit 'biomass' to mean 'people with a BMI > 30'. #97 -
anon (04/25/2015) [-] Oh look a chart with no citations or fact behind it. It's like having a oie chart relating vaccinations to autism. Makes no fucking sense. | ||
| #82 - Also, it really doesn't. [+] (2 new replies) | 04/25/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday? | +1 |
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| #2431 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies) | 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway | +1 |
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shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-] It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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admin (11/03/2015) [-] hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-] oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-] Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-] I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-] Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-] ************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
