Sewallman
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| Last status update: | As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment |
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| Date Signed Up: | 9/01/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/15/2016 |
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| Content Ranking: | #9 |
| Comment Ranking: | #205 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #1 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #31 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 40.04% (8008/20000) Level 436 Content: There is no Escape → Level 437 Content: There is no Escape |
| Comment Level Progress: | 54.9% (549/1000) Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 348 Comments: Sold Soul |
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| #229 - No, no children. Just blowy joeys. | 01/13/2016 on Feed the children campaign | +22 |
| #7 - Lest we forget her gf | 01/13/2016 on TRIGGER THE SJW GAME by Admin | 0 |
| #4 - A typical feminist [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on TRIGGER THE SJW GAME by Admin | +2 |
| #15 - No but they blow me ;) [+] (5 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on Feed the children campaign | +257 |
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| #6 - I already feed homeless people [+] (7 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on Feed the children campaign | +103 |
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| #49 - I don't typically subscribe to people. But I like the consiste… | 01/12/2016 on Gus n' Al Episode 2 | 0 |
| #105 - You should make it your profile picture, | 01/12/2016 on NoXV's profile | 0 |
| #11206569 - Phone battery is too low to take a picture right now. … | 01/12/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #32 - You're that potato guy I made this picture for! Good times. | 01/12/2016 on Rick's 3Ds | 0 |
| #5 - I'm not concerned about anon thumbs, half of FJ doesn't even l… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Cheaters on my FJ? | +25 |
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| #9 - he ded and summer's doing her best to keep his legacy going.. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Rick's 3Ds | +1 |
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| #191 - You're a skeleton, you don't get them. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on let's settle this | 0 |
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| #189 - I know more about you.. Than you do bb [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on let's settle this | 0 |
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| #187 - I creep on your profile [+] (5 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on let's settle this | 0 |
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| #32 - Something something, that one movie with that lady with a peni… | 01/12/2016 on no clue who that is | 0 |
| #59 - Ive for doc mcstuffins in the background playing that "wh… | 01/12/2016 on There's only so much a frog... | 0 |
| #185 - We once ran out of toilet paper but had baby ass wipes. … [+] (7 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on let's settle this | 0 |
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| #12 - "Babygoatsandfriends" Fun username | 01/10/2016 on AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... | +6 |
| #209 - My school was finger tips or below is okay to go. | 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman | 0 |
| #201 - You can even say that teenage girls dress as slutty as they do… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman | +1 |
 Yeah but you're implying that a 15 year old boy has the self control to not be completely distracted if a woman is wearing almost nothing to cover herself during class. The female troops distracting male troops is bullshit unless you can give me quite a few psychological studies. | ||
| #199 - An average teenage male's brain chemistry is literally all abo… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman | 0 |
| Yeah but you're implying that a 15 year old boy has the self control to not be completely distracted if a woman is wearing almost nothing to cover herself during class. The female troops distracting male troops is bullshit unless you can give me quite a few psychological studies. | ||
| #141 - Guys actually abide by more strict dress codes as well. Back w… | 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman | 0 |
| #133 - Even MRA's can look at MRIs and see proof that libidos are fun things. | 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman | 0 |
| #130 - A teenage male's labido is at its most active during that time… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman | 0 |
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helenwheels (01/10/2016) [-]  Learning to control your behavior is part of being a functional member of society. Learning how to dress appropriately is too. But a lot of the reasoning behind these dress codes is flawed and harmful. Guys actually abide by more strict dress codes as well. Back when my grandma was a child, they had to wear dresses to school that went all the way down to their shins. The boys would put mirrors on their shoes to see up their dresses. That's part of having an over active sex drive. The clothes don't even matter really. That's a jumbled thought though. I'm sorry. | ||
| #181 - Crazymungo | 01/09/2016 on Admin's Patreon + Hat Giveaway | +1 |
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shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-] It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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admin (11/03/2015) [-] hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-] oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-] Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-] I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-] Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-] ************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
