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As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment
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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:1/15/2016
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#5 - This made me laugh so hard, kekolek  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Oy Vey! Good Goys! Don't... +1
#6 - straightpride (07/03/2015) [-]
... Maybe you aren't a complete faggot
#5 - I work 7 days a week from 9pm until 4-5am, then I als… 07/03/2015 on Doing anything cool on the... 0
#1 - Consider the following: The world is slowly turning i…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2015 on "Diversity Is Our Strenght" +32
#80 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
Let's save the world from becoming Tumblr by turning it into /pol/, brilliant
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#71 - discobleach (07/03/2015) [-]
i can see how you got more rewards than 85% of this site. you clearly excel in autism.
#50 - disbichagain (07/03/2015) [-]
If you look at OP's content, they are all anti-black people.
He is your typical /pol internet racist.
And if you expose his bullshit, he deletes your comment and blocks you.
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#18 - Airmanator (07/03/2015) [-]
Hand to navigate back to this page in order to thumb you up. Just thought it's something you should know.
#1 - Working during the fireworks, going home at 4-5am and having a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Doing anything cool on the... 0
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#3 - summersevedude (07/03/2015) [-]
damn, long night but looks like you will still get some drinking in.
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#5 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
I work 7 days a week from 9pm until 4-5am,

then I also have a day job as well.
#1 - He's not 18, ban him for lying while creating an account!!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on It's Official FJ +6
#4 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
do you really have to be that old?
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#6 - lightingmike (07/03/2015) [-]
No, the website was meant for everyone.
#6 - to get you started,  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on hey im going to masturbate 0
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#16 - darksideofthebeast (07/03/2015) [-]
You're gonna get me started too.
#10 - Picture 07/03/2015 on Y(c)ummy +10
#1 - Picture 07/03/2015 on Mario..ooooooh. 0
#1 - Your mom isn't real  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Is This Shit Real? -1
#2 - straightpride (07/03/2015) [-]
ok?
#10 - aswell or sewall? 07/03/2015 on I am concerned. 0
#4 - Here you guys go 07/03/2015 on Food Trolley +1
#3 - On a cold night, she may keep someone warm than.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Food Trolley 0
#4 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
Here you guys go
#1 - Your mother should be on a low calorie diet  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Food Trolley 0
#5 - straightpride (07/03/2015) [-]
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#3 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
On a cold night, she may keep someone warm than.
#4 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
Here you guys go
#1 - Your mom is like that of an airplane, many people rid…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Give This Nigga His Honey +1
#2 - straightpride (07/03/2015) [-]
OMG!!

IT IS THE KING, HIMSELF!!!
#2 - My wife told me that she can imagine the taste. She described …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Y(c)ummy +10
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#70 - bodeejus (07/03/2015) [-]
Yes. But it has more of a sticky texture than that.
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#28 - kiaserzerg (07/03/2015) [-]
dude, eat a better diet, its not hard. most of those negatives come from a really bad junk food filled diet.
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#4 - imagnetsux (07/03/2015) [-]
from that description, i can tell. ew.
#526 - **Sewallman used "*roll picture*"** **Sewallman rolled ima… 07/03/2015 on You have to eat what you... 0
#143 - If this picture helps you understand what I'm talking about a …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2015 on doggifseveryday's profile 0
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#144 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Well that seems doable. I (or whoever ends up doing it) would need to design it (unless you have the file saved?), then sit around printing it. That's a twofold payment as you need both filament prices and payment for the printers time. Finally there's shipping, but that shouldn't be too much for pieces that small and light. Again, I'll have to get back to you on details since I won't have a computer for about 3 days (on my phone). I'm thinking that's maybe $30-$50? ive never been contracted so idk, I could be way off
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#145 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
How long will it be exactly?
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#147 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Next semester starts on Aug 22, I can get the file and such prepped by then and likely print the day I move in. Then you'd just wait for it to arrive in the mail. So, about two months.
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#148 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
When you're getting back, I'd for surely get a hold of me to see if I still need it.
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#149 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Aye aye capn
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#150 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
the past 6 minutes, I've been trying to get the capcha to load to friend you, damnit.

Send me a friend reQ,
#141 - machinists are mean, fjers are not  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2015 on doggifseveryday's profile 0
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#142 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
got a time frame you'd need it by? I've done some rough estimations, it would only be about 20 minutes to print one on my setup, plus the time to design. Maybe less, maybe more. It's a simple enough design, no crazy angles or ledges.
#143 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
If this picture helps you understand what I'm talking about a little bit.

How much would you charge to make a 3"x1/2" version and a 5 1/2"x1/2" version then ship them to me?
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#144 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Well that seems doable. I (or whoever ends up doing it) would need to design it (unless you have the file saved?), then sit around printing it. That's a twofold payment as you need both filament prices and payment for the printers time. Finally there's shipping, but that shouldn't be too much for pieces that small and light. Again, I'll have to get back to you on details since I won't have a computer for about 3 days (on my phone). I'm thinking that's maybe $30-$50? ive never been contracted so idk, I could be way off
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#145 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
How long will it be exactly?
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#147 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Next semester starts on Aug 22, I can get the file and such prepped by then and likely print the day I move in. Then you'd just wait for it to arrive in the mail. So, about two months.
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#148 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
When you're getting back, I'd for surely get a hold of me to see if I still need it.
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#149 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Aye aye capn
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#150 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
the past 6 minutes, I've been trying to get the capcha to load to friend you, damnit.

Send me a friend reQ,
#139 - The thumbs come as a picture on the drum head, that's of no co…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/02/2015 on doggifseveryday's profile 0
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#140 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
So, why do you need a 3d printed version? You have dimensions, ask a machinist about it. I imagine that's not an unusual size for lug nuts.
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#141 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
machinists are mean, fjers are not
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#142 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
got a time frame you'd need it by? I've done some rough estimations, it would only be about 20 minutes to print one on my setup, plus the time to design. Maybe less, maybe more. It's a simple enough design, no crazy angles or ledges.
#143 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
If this picture helps you understand what I'm talking about a little bit.

How much would you charge to make a 3"x1/2" version and a 5 1/2"x1/2" version then ship them to me?
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#144 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Well that seems doable. I (or whoever ends up doing it) would need to design it (unless you have the file saved?), then sit around printing it. That's a twofold payment as you need both filament prices and payment for the printers time. Finally there's shipping, but that shouldn't be too much for pieces that small and light. Again, I'll have to get back to you on details since I won't have a computer for about 3 days (on my phone). I'm thinking that's maybe $30-$50? ive never been contracted so idk, I could be way off
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#145 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
How long will it be exactly?
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#147 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Next semester starts on Aug 22, I can get the file and such prepped by then and likely print the day I move in. Then you'd just wait for it to arrive in the mail. So, about two months.
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#148 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
When you're getting back, I'd for surely get a hold of me to see if I still need it.
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#149 - doggifseveryday (07/03/2015) [-]
Aye aye capn
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#150 - Sewallman (07/03/2015) [-]
the past 6 minutes, I've been trying to get the capcha to load to friend you, damnit.

Send me a friend reQ,
#16343 - "Right click to play/pause" def not on mobile. S… 07/02/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#16342 - Did that work? If that doesn't work try restarting your comput… 07/02/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#16341 - Pretty great copy pasting. It's an ad that redirects people. I… 07/02/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#16340 - Is that still going on? I got something like that but it was o… 07/02/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#16339 - Mods can't help that though, some people just have an infinite… 07/02/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#16338 - Are you on mobile? gifs play as gifvs now and it caus…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
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#16343 - Sewallman (07/02/2015) [-]
"Right click to play/pause"
def not on mobile. Sorry,

Try clearing your cache and etc. See if that works.
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#776 - Sewallman (07/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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#628 - Sewallman (06/13/2015) [+] (8 replies)
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The lil nigs
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User avatar #1133 - admin (20 hours ago) [-]
was i supposed to get the patreon donation confirmation from you?
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User avatar #1134 to #1133 - Sewallman (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll be donating tomorrow. My wife crashed her van and needed me to buy 3 new car seats.

I get paid tomorrow so I can start paying you as well.
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User avatar #1135 to #1134 - admin (19 hours ago) [-]
well damn, that sucks

you don't have to but if you do it's much appreciated
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User avatar #1136 to #1135 - Sewallman (19 hours ago) [-]
I've been wanting to donate to you for a while. Just as long as you take off ads for my account because the mobile redirect is pretty annoying when ever that's going on.
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User avatar #1137 to #1136 - admin (17 hours ago) [-]
it's done
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#1138 to #1137 - Sewallman (8 hours ago) [-]
36.41 monthly
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User avatar #1139 to #1138 - Sewallman (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh. That's a picture of Taran Noah Smith. The bastard I was named after.
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User avatar #1129 to #1128 - Sewallman (01/08/2016) [-]
My wife left for a week to calm down But she came back calm and collected. I didn't know if she'd come back when she did.

I was pretty depressed for that week.
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User avatar #1130 to #1129 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh so you are back together?
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User avatar #1131 to #1130 - Sewallman (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah Mann, thabks for caring
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User avatar #1132 to #1131 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Ok that's great.
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#1126 - shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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User avatar #1127 to #1126 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
Nah man. I'm good.
It's nothing messy, we have 3 kids so we can't afford to have anything messy.
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#1117 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog

also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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User avatar #1118 to #1117 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
What do you suggest for optics? I want something that can take me down range easily.

I'm spending my tax check on the build, so I'm making it a sewallman custom.
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User avatar #1120 to #1118 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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User avatar #1121 to #1120 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
I wanna hunt as well as shoot down range. Not hunt anything half a mile away.. But a fair distance.
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User avatar #1122 to #1121 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
id get a nice acog then, good range, and if you need more you can add a magnifier, and presto.
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User avatar #1123 to #1122 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
Coolio, thanks guy
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User avatar #1124 to #1123 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]
yesssir send me some pics when you get it built
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User avatar #1125 to #1124 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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User avatar #1119 to #1118 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
In other words.. Price isn't really a factor.
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#1115 - tacoarecrazy (12/01/2015) [-]
140 notifications about new uploads
why did i subscribe again
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User avatar #1116 to #1115 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Because you know me irl
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User avatar #1112 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
the madman
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User avatar #1113 to #1112 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
What did I do?
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User avatar #1114 to #1113 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
be on FJ all the time
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User avatar #1106 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i commented on as many of your contents as possible
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User avatar #1109 to #1106 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
It feels nice to log in to 200 notifications again,
Joshlol was surprised that I haven't disabled content notifications.. But I read every comment someone leaves
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User avatar #1110 to #1109 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i read most, but i have notifications on
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User avatar #1111 to #1110 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
I just got done going through the notifications I acquired while I was off line at the store and cooking food.
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#1105 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i see you're posting again
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User avatar #1107 to #1105 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Black Friday deals on computers makes it so I can post again
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User avatar #1108 to #1107 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i commented on all of them
gonna be double #1 again
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User avatar #1103 - zionsype ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Why are you in the OC comic makers channel
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User avatar #1104 to #1103 - Sewallman (11/22/2015) [-]
I make oc occasionally
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User avatar #1102 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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User avatar #1094 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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User avatar #1095 to #1094 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
You mean trail of tears?
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User avatar #1096 to #1095 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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User avatar #1097 to #1096 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
I live far enough away from both with a car that can't go over 30mph.

Why might i ask?
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User avatar #1098 to #1097 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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User avatar #1099 to #1098 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
Its were many natives had to walk, carrying their dead while being relocated to multiple different reservations.
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User avatar #1100 to #1099 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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User avatar #1101 to #1100 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
Natives still go missing all the time,

But thats because many natives are bad with booze and hard drugs and talk to people who make them go missing.
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User avatar #1102 to #1101 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
hehe. you said thatin a funny way
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User avatar #1084 - hektoroftroy (10/29/2015) [-]
Hey, Im glad we can put the past behind us
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User avatar #1085 to #1084 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
I dont hold grudges on here, this is a website for people to laugh, not get offended. So it cool.
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User avatar #1083 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
keep posting updates on story pls
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User avatar #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
where... where did it go..
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User avatar #1082 to #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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User avatar #1076 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
hi there
problematicporn
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User avatar #1077 to #1076 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
I posted it on my sewallman imgur account a few hours after I posted it here, how did you find out !

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User avatar #1078 to #1077 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
you said you posted it on reddit, and I saw it earlier on their today.
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User avatar #1086 to #1078 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
What was it again? Beerseastar?

I remember seeing you saying hi to me,
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User avatar #1087 to #1086 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's one of my Reddit accounts.
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User avatar #1088 to #1087 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
one of them? How many do you have?
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User avatar #1090 to #1088 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
I have one on my computer i forgot the password and chrome has it stored , and one on my phone.
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User avatar #1091 to #1090 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
I've got 4 reddit accounts, easier to keep track of subreddits in my opinion if you have one per
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User avatar #1079 to #1078 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, they seemed to like it. It's been up for about 14 hours on reddit.. Which is a little while for reddit.
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User avatar #1075 - joeypie (10/28/2015) [-]
What the guy under me said, thats why im here
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User avatar #1074 - niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-]
Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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#1081 to #1074 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
Also looking for a mention. Luv u bb
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#1068 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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User avatar #1069 to #1068 - Sewallman (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm related to the guy from the Salem witch trials.

I haven't played the game at all though,
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#1070 to #1069 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Ah, it's a pretty casual game, definitely worth playing.

Carry on being #1! And say hi to the kids for me.
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#1065 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
Owning that front page today man
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User avatar #1066 to #1065 - Sewallman (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm only at 12k thumbs right now. my top in 24 hours has been 35k
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User avatar #1067 to #1066 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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User avatar #1071 to #1067 - Sewallman (10/20/2015) [-]
Ha, well thanks guy.
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User avatar #1054 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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User avatar #1062 to #1058 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
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User avatar #1057 to #1054 - mudkipfucker (10/17/2015) [-]
sure i'll repost it for you
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User avatar #1063 to #1057 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks Muddy,

I was on a well needed vacation and I was trying to get ready to go back home when I saw it.
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User avatar #1055 to #1054 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
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