Sewallman
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| Last status update: | As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment |
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| Date Signed Up: | 9/01/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/15/2016 |
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| Content Ranking: | #9 |
| Comment Ranking: | #205 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #1 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #31 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 40.04% (8008/20000) Level 436 Content: There is no Escape → Level 437 Content: There is no Escape |
| Comment Level Progress: | 54.9% (549/1000) Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 348 Comments: Sold Soul |
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| #17 - It looks like I've worked myself too! | 11/30/2015 on URGENT! Test now! HURRY! | 0 |
| #77 - Because the moped wasn't his. now stop asking | 11/30/2015 on THat moped driver is a dick. | +10 |
| #47 - He was.. A good troll, but a ****** account [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on FJ Elimination Game | 0 |
| #43 - They're not on the list, check stucko'd comment [+] (6 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on FJ Elimination Game | +1 |
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| #11 - Even after I was a dick to you? Thanks muh nig [+] (4 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on FJ Elimination Game | +2 |
 Ye bruh, you seem like a stand up guy who doesn't afraid of anything. | ||
| #8 - +3 Sewallman If unable to vote for myself, +3 for … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on FJ Elimination Game | +1 |
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| #112 - Lets see if you can figure out which one is me. | 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics | 0 |
| #123 - Make a calendar and I'll give it to my family at Christmas eve… | 11/30/2015 on Doodle Comics #1 | 0 |
| #19 - I post stuff before it gets elsewhere. Germans are a… | 11/30/2015 on This guy.. He gets it, | +1 |
| #12 - More people on FJ than you'd think actually have children and … [+] (4 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on This guy.. He gets it, | +5 |
 But thats not the point. The point was to have some fun : and maybe see if they know it or not....  The point of a joke is to be funny... you failed in that regard. If you saw my explanation of Black Sabbath which is something about 3 jew men and their orgy with a black negro instead of total momness you would be thinking otherwise. | ||
| #9 - Yes, because one of the biggest metal bands who got internatio… [+] (8 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on This guy.. He gets it, | +47 |
| and why are you even telling them ? Cant we have some fun under this content telling people what Black Sabbath actually is ?..... youre killing muh joke But thats not the point. The point was to have some fun : and maybe see if they know it or not.... The point of a joke is to be funny... you failed in that regard. If you saw my explanation of Black Sabbath which is something about 3 jew men and their orgy with a black negro instead of total momness you would be thinking otherwise. | ||
| #11 - It stays at 0:00 and doesn't do anything when I click the stop… | 11/29/2015 on fucking javascript | 0 |
| #2 - I don't normally get off work for another half an hour, I… | 11/29/2015 on I can relate | 0 |
| #5 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on RHNB CD | +7 |
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| #2 - You're not wrong, | 11/29/2015 on Can Confirm | +1 |
| #2 - Sound familiar? Something your parents may have said? [+] (10 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on RHNB CD | +132 |
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anon (11/29/2015) [-] They killed themselves after you were born because they didn't want to live around a fucking waste. I don't blame them. I would have done the same | ||
| #4 - She's been nude in stuff. Look it up. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/29/2015 on Wednesday | +19 |
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| #12 - I know you're a **** troll account, but I will alwa… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/29/2015 on ponyminecraft's profile | 0 |
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| #2 - You're right. I can't record my voice on my new computer eithe… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on fucking javascript | 0 |
| #2 - He needs to have his arm looked at.. [+] (3 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on Wednesday | +66 |
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| #3 - It's got a triple stack of junk though, [+] (1 new reply) | 11/29/2015 on what a great gif, | +3 |
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| #2 - I may settle for 7, I just like singing it. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/29/2015 on I'll sing "let it go" | 0 |
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| #2 - Clicked and dragged is more like it | 11/29/2015 on Feeling old :'( | 0 |
| #19 - Give this comment 500 up pinkies and I'll sing the female parts [+] (2 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on i'll sing "a whole new world" | +92 |
 I'd sing the female part for free. But i'd so love it if hankhillofthe would sing the female parts | ||
| #31 - My name is Taran Sewall, and a few people told me that while s… | 11/28/2015 on Good Parenting | +2 |
Latest users (1): Sewallman, anonymous(2).
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shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-] if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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Sewallman ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-] It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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admin (11/03/2015) [-] hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-] My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-] oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-] Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-] I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-] Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-] ************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
