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As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment
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#126 - Minnesota is special, because the protesters here haven't loot… 12/01/2015 on NOw days 0
#124 - Not much to say.. Protesters have been blocking the highways a… 12/01/2015 on NOw days 0
#11 - I'm in Minnesota currently. 12/01/2015 on Vegas was a cool place 0
#1113 - What did I do?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
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#1114 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
be on FJ all the time
#6 - Some times I'll check it when I'm over and she's on a condom r…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Cowboy buttsex +170
#14 - schneidend (12/01/2015) [-]
You can't just murder somebody like that and expect to get away with it!
#11 - brothergrimm (12/01/2015) [-]
#10 - oodlesandoodles (12/01/2015) [-]
Nope. No chill here
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#7 - amalone (12/01/2015) [-]
Savage
#1111 - I just got done going through the notifications I acquired whi… 12/01/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
#1109 - It feels nice to log in to 200 notifications again, Joshlo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
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#1110 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i read most, but i have notifications on
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#1111 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
I just got done going through the notifications I acquired while I was off line at the store and cooking food.
#1107 - Black Friday deals on computers makes it so I can post again  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
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#1108 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i commented on all of them
gonna be double #1 again
#18 - They didn't hit her, but it pissed me off.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on NOw days +41
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#46 - abesimpson (12/01/2015) [-]
Throw something that they can pawn and watch them kill each other for it.
#34 - johrai (11/30/2015) [-]
**johrai used "*roll picture*"**
**johrai rolled image**Draw weapon, fire wildly into crowd. It's MN, I know you pack.
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#30 - captainfuckitall (11/30/2015) [-]
I feel ya, man. I'm actually in the exact same position the anon is, only beginning to be legitimately racist/sexist/actually give credence to Nazi ideals AFTER the rise of political correctness and how it's so forced.
#2 - Just the people in the caves his ear 11/30/2015 on Anti ISIS 0
#1 - Incest is best. 11/30/2015 on her incest story 0
#2 - Everyone who's nostalgic about it had parents that put up with…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on A different type of graveyard +41
#3 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Indeed. The nostalgia stems from it being a special occasion that you got to spend with your parent/caregiver.

Now you just click a button and movies abound. Its not rare nor special.
#9 - bann (12/01/2015) [-]
Or you could still just watch the movie and form memories from that. Make popcorn and go to the store to buy candy for said movies if you need the experience... it's not what you do really, it's who you do it with.
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#7 - lathyrusvii (12/01/2015) [-]
' Not rare or special '? Man, your differing opinion sucks. I'm triggersed. I'm gonna go rent a movie online and blog about you during the parts it buffers.

... Actually, you're probably right. I should unwad my panties and get on with my life. I'll start now, thx.
#169 - Still near the top, Which is fine by me. 11/30/2015 on FJ Elimination Game 0
#150 - +3 itsthetie He's my hero 11/30/2015 on FJ Elimination Game +1
#2 - Ow. 11/30/2015 on What a degree will get you, +10
#4 - >> #3 shows it better 11/30/2015 on Interesting gate +2
#2 - Even though it has many shapes, it makes two squares out of 4 …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on Interesting gate +2
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#4 - Sewallman (11/30/2015) [-]
>>#3 shows it better
#2 - ***** , that's racist. Not every nig nug suprem…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on (untitled) +3
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#3 - wcpapier (11/30/2015) [-]
wait, they dont?
#138 - :/  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on FJ Elimination Game 0
#139 - medxforme (11/30/2015) [-]
#4 - You don't have kids, do you? Tell you what, go impregnate …  [+] (25 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Has then been posted yet... +35
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#63 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-]
I think the problem was making the same mistake 3 times in a row within 4 years buddy.
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#6 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
Surprisingly getting the kids not to hit each other is the easiest part of that.
#57 - alexanderh (12/01/2015) [-]
I'm surprised how few people got that joke...
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#30 - epicalania (12/01/2015) [-]
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of children.
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#19 - zindarato (12/01/2015) [-]
Wow, you are very much an idiot. You don't even have kids and you're still arguing that you could do better.
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#20 - platinumaltaria (12/01/2015) [-]
Well just as I have no evidence I could, you have no evidence to suggest I couldn't.
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#21 - zindarato (12/01/2015) [-]
Except for the fact that when 2 people disagree, the one who has more experience in the matter (in this case, greater than NO experience) is usually correct.
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#22 - platinumaltaria (12/01/2015) [-]
I have far more experience in my own personal capabilities.
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#23 - zindarato (12/01/2015) [-]
Yet you have none in parenting, the actual subject here, so you don't have any knowledge as to your capabilities when it comes to raising kids. I could easily say "Oh I've managed a restaurant, I bet I would be great at handling kids!" but it sure as hell doesn't make it true. Therefor, I will believe the person who has relevant experience, especially when I've heard the same point of view expressed many times by even more parents.
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#24 - platinumaltaria (12/01/2015) [-]
Ok whatever.
#60 - arandomanon (12/01/2015) [-]
**arandomanon used "*roll picture*"**
**arandomanon rolled image** I honestly can't tell if you're trying to annoy people on porpuse or something but if there was a prize for being the #1 cunt on this site, you'll earn it for sure. Every comment I see from you is either saying something completely stupid and cuntish or whinning because you're depressed and life sucks. You've been talking for months now about how you're going to kill yourself, why don't you make us a favour and do it?
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#64 - unladenswallow (12/01/2015) [-]
Plat's retarded. I get the feeling its parents have the same parents and this trend continues back some generations.
#29 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Pray tell, what "capabilities" are relevant besides the knowledge you need to try and fill irrational beings like children with concepts like morals if they haven't even developed the ability to realize that the world doesn't revolve around them.
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#11 - wcpapier (11/30/2015) [-]
i do not know a single sibling male or female from when i was a kidd till now that didnt fight each other as kids, and my neighbourhood is full of kids ( middleclass white neighbourhood)
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#7 - grimfuck (11/30/2015) [-]
do it then faggot
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#8 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
If I had kids I would.
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#9 - grimfuck (11/30/2015) [-]
Tell us all more about the thing you know nothing about then.
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#10 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
Well I hear astrological hyperphysics is all the rage the youth.
#12 - itsgnar (11/30/2015) [-]
You're trying to pull off some Ken M here, huh?
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#13 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
Ken M is more subtle with it.
#14 - toostonedtopost (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeah. The only thing you accomplished was getting wrecked with your insufficient life experiences.
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#15 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
To be fair I'm closer to the end of my life than most people.
#51 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
And you're spending what time you have left making yourself look like a twat to a bunch of strangers on an image sharing website?

Need to get something off your chest buddy or is this some form of guilty pleasure?
#16 - toostonedtopost (11/30/2015) [-]
And still lacking experience. GG no RE.
#17 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
pllatinumaltaria has always been an annoying tranny piece of shit
#2 - ***** , I could tell my children that I'll be …  [+] (29 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Has then been posted yet... +34
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#54 - abesimpson (12/01/2015) [-]
Instead of praising Santa, make them fear Krampus. They'll stop fighting for sure.

*evil laughter in the distance*
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#3 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
Why didn't you just raise your children not to fight?
#32 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
It's called sibling rivalry, there have been many studies on it.
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#4 - Sewallman (11/30/2015) [-]
You don't have kids, do you?
Tell you what, go impregnate a girl three times and teach your children all under the age of 4 not to hit each other. Do it. Do it.
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#63 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-]
I think the problem was making the same mistake 3 times in a row within 4 years buddy.
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#6 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
Surprisingly getting the kids not to hit each other is the easiest part of that.
#57 - alexanderh (12/01/2015) [-]
I'm surprised how few people got that joke...
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#30 - epicalania (12/01/2015) [-]
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of children.
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#19 - zindarato (12/01/2015) [-]
Wow, you are very much an idiot. You don't even have kids and you're still arguing that you could do better.
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#20 - platinumaltaria (12/01/2015) [-]
Well just as I have no evidence I could, you have no evidence to suggest I couldn't.
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#21 - zindarato (12/01/2015) [-]
Except for the fact that when 2 people disagree, the one who has more experience in the matter (in this case, greater than NO experience) is usually correct.
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#22 - platinumaltaria (12/01/2015) [-]
I have far more experience in my own personal capabilities.
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#23 - zindarato (12/01/2015) [-]
Yet you have none in parenting, the actual subject here, so you don't have any knowledge as to your capabilities when it comes to raising kids. I could easily say "Oh I've managed a restaurant, I bet I would be great at handling kids!" but it sure as hell doesn't make it true. Therefor, I will believe the person who has relevant experience, especially when I've heard the same point of view expressed many times by even more parents.
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#24 - platinumaltaria (12/01/2015) [-]
Ok whatever.
#60 - arandomanon (12/01/2015) [-]
**arandomanon used "*roll picture*"**
**arandomanon rolled image** I honestly can't tell if you're trying to annoy people on porpuse or something but if there was a prize for being the #1 cunt on this site, you'll earn it for sure. Every comment I see from you is either saying something completely stupid and cuntish or whinning because you're depressed and life sucks. You've been talking for months now about how you're going to kill yourself, why don't you make us a favour and do it?
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#64 - unladenswallow (12/01/2015) [-]
Plat's retarded. I get the feeling its parents have the same parents and this trend continues back some generations.
#29 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Pray tell, what "capabilities" are relevant besides the knowledge you need to try and fill irrational beings like children with concepts like morals if they haven't even developed the ability to realize that the world doesn't revolve around them.
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#11 - wcpapier (11/30/2015) [-]
i do not know a single sibling male or female from when i was a kidd till now that didnt fight each other as kids, and my neighbourhood is full of kids ( middleclass white neighbourhood)
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#7 - grimfuck (11/30/2015) [-]
do it then faggot
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#8 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
If I had kids I would.
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#9 - grimfuck (11/30/2015) [-]
Tell us all more about the thing you know nothing about then.
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#10 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
Well I hear astrological hyperphysics is all the rage the youth.
#12 - itsgnar (11/30/2015) [-]
You're trying to pull off some Ken M here, huh?
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#13 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
Ken M is more subtle with it.
#14 - toostonedtopost (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeah. The only thing you accomplished was getting wrecked with your insufficient life experiences.
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#15 - platinumaltaria (11/30/2015) [-]
To be fair I'm closer to the end of my life than most people.
#51 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
And you're spending what time you have left making yourself look like a twat to a bunch of strangers on an image sharing website?

Need to get something off your chest buddy or is this some form of guilty pleasure?
#16 - toostonedtopost (11/30/2015) [-]
And still lacking experience. GG no RE.
#17 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
pllatinumaltaria has always been an annoying tranny piece of shit
#3 - No, no.. I can understand where he is coming from. Bl…  [+] (31 new replies) 11/30/2015 on NOw days +237
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#195 - coffinsalesman (12/01/2015) [-]
Oh, man, I forgot you live here too. Yeah, it's a good thing we don't have a higher percentage of black people in Minneapolis or we would have a good ol' Ferguson situation here.
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#147 - dirtyjustice (12/01/2015) [-]
Man they are ruining our "Minnesota Nice" image. Who the hell throws a stone at a little kid regardless of skin color except for another little kid throwing a stone at another just to be mean ?
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#123 - Maroon (12/01/2015) [-]
storytime you nig
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#124 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Not much to say.. Protesters have been blocking the highways and throwing stones at people.
#94 - billburr (12/01/2015) [-]
A: I don't believe you But obviously if that really happened it's terrible
B: White supremacists have shown up with guns to several of the protests and recently shot 4 people in Minnesota. There is an issue with race in the US and it isn't that black people are 'chimps'
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#126 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Minnesota is special, because the protesters here haven't looted but they've blocked major highways and thrown shit at people.

The white pride people shot mostly white people as I've heard. They were also just charged with rioting.. I may be wrong but I live 80 miles away and only drive up for my children's medical care.
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#99 - calmindiandude (12/01/2015) [-]
Damn man i don't know how wrong you could be so enjoy this video of the exact thing that you were talking about. Sorry about it being the youtube link but I feel to lazy to actually download the webm.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRKvjThTwg
#102 - billburr (12/01/2015) [-]
www.vox.com/2015/11/24/9790618/minneapolis-protest-shooting-white
Wrong about what?

I know you guys are much more comfortable with men in masks carrying guns but you have to understand that to a Canadian, you guys seem fucked
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#103 - calmindiandude (12/01/2015) [-]
Did you watch the video? Did you see the part where these white supremacists and their asian friend were harassed by a black mob? No you want to just believe what the media showed you. I looked at your article and this is the exact same incident, it's just nice to have a different view of events to help spin a story a certain way.

The news article doesn't even go into the ways that these "peaceful protests" vandalized public property and disturbed the peace of the people around them. They don't mention the fact that it was in fact the black protesters who first confronted the white supremacists. In certain states, like Minnesota, people are allowed to carry guns and use them in self defense, and when a mob of hundreds approach you and start acting violent, you may in fact start to act out of panic. Was it right to shoot at anybody, no but thankfully no one had any life endangering injuries, as it says in your article. They didn't come out of nowhere to try shoot up a black protest. But hey if you want to keep believing that story, so be it.
#118 - jujuface (12/01/2015) [-]
"They didn't come out of nowhere to try shoot up a black protest"
Then why did the white supremacists put on masks and bulletproof vests, then come to the protest with guns? Why did they then start pulling out cameras, getting up in the protesters faces and recording them?

"it was in fact the black protesters who first confronted the white supremacists"
Are you dense? These retards geared up with guns, and left their homes for an adventurous night of race baiting. Now I don't know if this video shows the exact guys that committed the hate crime, but it definitely shows the general attitude of this "just defending muhself" crowd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQATe7ABTec

Now you can talk about spraypainting, vandalizing, alleged throwing of objects where there's mysteriously no evidence of, and generally being black. But the fact of the matter here is that none of these "violent niggers" shot anyone at that protest, nor were they even armed. It was the racebaiting keyboard warriors who happened to pick up some guns that shot 5 people that day. They made sure to do it in an area where nobody was recording, and are now running from the law. But you're right. They're definitely the victims.
#108 - billburr (12/01/2015) [-]
Are you sure they didn't come out of nowhere to shoot black protesters?
Were they just walking through with masks and guns, saw a bunch of people and decided to say hi?
You're the blind one.
I don't think the protesters are angels but I'm also not going to praise or forgive a bunch of white supremacists for running down the block then turning around at a safe distance and shooting people.
This is fucked. It's insane that you let people wear masks and open carry
You'll find that out one of these days when ISIS shoots some place up
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#109 - calmindiandude (12/01/2015) [-]
Did you miss the part where everyone was wearing masks? Like every person at the rally? Even the protesters? Heck how do we know none of the black people had guns? Nobody there says they did not. How about the fact that when the white protesters were confronted first, as in they did not initiate anything , it was all on the black protesters who started it, people were told to turn off their cameras. Why would you need to turn off cameras if you were going to peacefully talk to fellow white protesters that had already been at the protests in earlier days? Your quick to say white protesters had started the entire incident, yet all video evidence point to black protesters inciting the entire problem. Hell I would also get away to a safe distance if it was just me and a crowd.

Also, I guess it falls on my fault but no Minnesota is a concealed carry state but I wouldn't know too much about gun policies there other than what was discussed from people in the comment section of the video, since I myself am from New York.

Once again, I don't think anyone should have shot anybody, but when three guys are approached by many black protesters, they would rightfully panic. The only good new from all of this is that noone was hurt.
#110 - billburr (12/01/2015) [-]
Remember that videos start and stop when you want them to; the beginning of this video isn't necessarily when they showed up. Not to mention the widespread reports of these supremacist intimidating protesters throughout the event. Did you know that the protesters went to the cops about the self-described white supremacists toting guns? Did you know that they did absolutely nothing
And I agree it's good that nobody was seriously hurt!
I just think guns are scary. You have to understand we have a completely different frame of mind on this issue. It reminds me of the third world when I see people walking around with assault rifles
And when they talk about white supremacy at the same time, it reminds me of the third reich
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#117 - calmindiandude (12/01/2015) [-]
Yes I understand that but if you could just please look at through the video I posted earlier, specifically at 6:42 for what I was talking about. You can see everyone ganging up together and you can see a person saying to put that phone away. This was the moment when they decided to confront the three white supremacists and their asian friend. It's a 10 second clip but I hope you understand what I'm saying.

And yes I know that there have been reports of these white supremacists intimidating the black crowd, but no one seems to have video evidence of this. For an event that had tons of video coverage no one likes to bring up actual video footage for this. And I can bet you they won't ever show the intimidation the black mob gave right back.

And funny that you bring up the police. In America, we have a policy regarding most public protests. You should always notify the city government and the police department ahead of time for whenever you are supposed to do your protest so that they can block of traffic and all kinds of other shit. But one of the comments discussing this actually said that nobody had really informed the police about the event. Which is probably why they got away with vandalizing so much public property. This makes this public protests by in large illegal as it can disturb the peace and, as did occur, harass other citizens who were not doing anything prior to the riots.

It really depends on what the white protesters were doing. If the black protesters went to the police and said that they had intimidated them with no actual evidence, it would make sense to not investigate the matter as they could just be riling up fears for everyone else.

I'm Indian so I'm not exactly in favor of a white supremecist world. But I grew up in a community of 90% black people and there is no way you can justify some of these people's actions by saying its the situation they live in. I've been called the worst racial slurrs by black people but this didn't make me hate them. It only helped me understand that everyone is a racist fucktard. A white supremacist world like the third reich is a nighmare. A world where a group of people can group together and become a mob and have a mob mentality is reality. Right now the media is supporting these people and not even trying to show both sides since conflict sells. The problem here isn't their skin color but their heads.

Anyways, I'm tired so if you want to debate any further I'll probably only get back to you tomorrow at best.
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#55 - canichaikait (12/01/2015) [-]
And you didn't let them? You fockin' racist.
#23 - funpunk (11/30/2015) [-]
Why must some black people dedicate their lives to making the rest of us look bad? You mean to tell us that grown men threw rocks at your daughter just for being white? Shit like this is why 75% of this website seems to hate black people.
#112 - jujuface (12/01/2015) [-]
What would you say if I told you for every black person making black people look bad, there are 10 others pointing to that person to make black people look bad? And that this shit probably never happened to his daughter? people lie on the internet
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#125 - toosexyforyou (12/01/2015) [-]
Well your first point was pulled out of your ass and your second point doesn't hold up. You can't say that Blacklivesmatter protesters probably didn't throw a rock at a white girl just for being white when they've done things much worse than that on camera.
#127 - jujuface (12/01/2015) [-]
What do you think it is, then? For every black guy that does something wrong, how many do you think are watching and circlejerking over how evil black people are? At least 700 people thumbed this one post up on FJ, admitting this happens and that they feel guilty about it. I'm not making a definite statement in my first point. I thought I made that crystal clear by preceding it with "what would you say if I told you". Apparently not.

I can't say that some story about these protesters being so incredibly evil, they thought it a good idea to throw a rock at a four year old is not true? But you can say that it is? And your justification for this is that at some point some of them did something worse? by the way I'd like to see what they did that was worse than pummeling a toddler with a rock
The burden of proof is on you, genius. That's how this shit works. You don't just go around telling people taylor swift is an antelope humanoid and then ask me to prove you wrong. It'd just take way too long to deal with every idiot making outrageous claims.
#87 - kurbeh (12/01/2015) [-]
>Implying that it is only 75%

At this point it feels like Funnyjunk is an extremly racist, sexist, homophobic, fourth Reich awaiting circlejerk.
But hey, looking at how everyone else seems to be the exact opposite, it is nice to have some counterbalance.
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#149 - watermelonkittie (12/01/2015) [-]
Color doesn't really matter, it's the way people act. The sad thing is, a lot of black communities try to act same same stupid gangster way, trying to be ghetto and dangerous. And that is where the racism kicks in: there are a lot of those people and those communities are pretty big. That's the kind of shit you also always see in black tweets and stuff.

Even the stereotypical "Hurrdurr, feminists are fat, ugly landwhales on tumblr" is usually true. They look and act similar in a way that people dislike/hate, but it is recognisable. They have created an identity for themselves and, like the black communities, they then get pissed at the attributes associated to the identity they have created themselves.

Racism, discrimination and stereotypes are not bad, they bring to light what is wrong with different communities. I mean, if a lot of people view them in a similar matter, there might be some truth to it.
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#128 - goddamnwizard (12/01/2015) [-]
Fuck off faggot.
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#113 - italianfrosttroll (12/01/2015) [-]
Fuck off homo nigger.
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#107 - yugiohkris (12/01/2015) [-]
Well to me at least I hate people for what they do not their skin color. I have a black friend that plays yugioh with me during lunch. I have a cubby mexican friend and and a chubby female friend we like to play King of Toyko on fridays, they're nice people and it's fun to hang out during school with them. Hate the player not the team.
#98 - checkemninja (12/01/2015) [-]
We have very,very good reason to act the way we do in case you haven't noticed.We don't hate gay,blacks,girls or nazis.We hate faggots,niggers,attention whores/obvious cunts/sluts but we generally hate nazis scratch that last part
#17 - poruku (11/30/2015) [-]
Jesus christ though
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#18 - Sewallman (11/30/2015) [-]
They didn't hit her, but it pissed me off.
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#46 - abesimpson (12/01/2015) [-]
Throw something that they can pawn and watch them kill each other for it.
#34 - johrai (11/30/2015) [-]
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**johrai rolled image**Draw weapon, fire wildly into crowd. It's MN, I know you pack.
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#30 - captainfuckitall (11/30/2015) [-]
I feel ya, man. I'm actually in the exact same position the anon is, only beginning to be legitimately racist/sexist/actually give credence to Nazi ideals AFTER the rise of political correctness and how it's so forced.
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#5 - santamansan (11/30/2015) [-]
Bloody hell mate
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#37 - bjornkrage (11/30/2015) [-]
calling Admin
#150 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
YOUR FUCKING ANIME GIRL PICTURE FRUSTRATES ME GREATLY AS IT REFUSES TO STAY STILL! WHY DO YOU DO DIS MY ADHD IS TRIGGERED I WILL SHE HER IN MY NIGHTMARES!
#7 - physicus (11/30/2015) [-]
[perfect for admin

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#776 - Sewallman (07/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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The lil nigs
User avatar #1133 - admin (20 hours ago) [-]
was i supposed to get the patreon donation confirmation from you?
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - Sewallman (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll be donating tomorrow. My wife crashed her van and needed me to buy 3 new car seats.

I get paid tomorrow so I can start paying you as well.
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - admin (20 hours ago) [-]
well damn, that sucks

you don't have to but if you do it's much appreciated
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - Sewallman (19 hours ago) [-]
I've been wanting to donate to you for a while. Just as long as you take off ads for my account because the mobile redirect is pretty annoying when ever that's going on.
User avatar #1137 to #1136 - admin (17 hours ago) [-]
it's done
#1138 to #1137 - Sewallman (9 hours ago) [-]
36.41 monthly
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - Sewallman (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh. That's a picture of Taran Noah Smith. The bastard I was named after.
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User avatar #1129 to #1128 - Sewallman (01/08/2016) [-]
My wife left for a week to calm down But she came back calm and collected. I didn't know if she'd come back when she did.

I was pretty depressed for that week.
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh so you are back together?
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - Sewallman (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah Mann, thabks for caring
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Ok that's great.
#1126 - shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
Nah man. I'm good.
It's nothing messy, we have 3 kids so we can't afford to have anything messy.
#1117 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog

also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
What do you suggest for optics? I want something that can take me down range easily.

I'm spending my tax check on the build, so I'm making it a sewallman custom.
User avatar #1120 to #1118 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
I wanna hunt as well as shoot down range. Not hunt anything half a mile away.. But a fair distance.
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
id get a nice acog then, good range, and if you need more you can add a magnifier, and presto.
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
Coolio, thanks guy
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]
yesssir send me some pics when you get it built
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
In other words.. Price isn't really a factor.
#1115 - tacoarecrazy (12/01/2015) [-]
140 notifications about new uploads
why did i subscribe again
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Because you know me irl
User avatar #1112 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
the madman
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
be on FJ all the time
User avatar #1106 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i commented on as many of your contents as possible
User avatar #1109 to #1106 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
It feels nice to log in to 200 notifications again,
Joshlol was surprised that I haven't disabled content notifications.. But I read every comment someone leaves
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i read most, but i have notifications on
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
I just got done going through the notifications I acquired while I was off line at the store and cooking food.
#1105 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i see you're posting again
User avatar #1107 to #1105 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Black Friday deals on computers makes it so I can post again
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i commented on all of them
gonna be double #1 again
User avatar #1103 - zionsype ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Why are you in the OC comic makers channel
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - Sewallman (11/22/2015) [-]
I make oc occasionally
User avatar #1102 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #1094 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
You mean trail of tears?
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
I live far enough away from both with a car that can't go over 30mph.

Why might i ask?
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
Its were many natives had to walk, carrying their dead while being relocated to multiple different reservations.
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
Natives still go missing all the time,

But thats because many natives are bad with booze and hard drugs and talk to people who make them go missing.
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
hehe. you said thatin a funny way
User avatar #1084 - hektoroftroy (10/29/2015) [-]
Hey, Im glad we can put the past behind us
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
I dont hold grudges on here, this is a website for people to laugh, not get offended. So it cool.
User avatar #1083 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
keep posting updates on story pls
User avatar #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
where... where did it go..
User avatar #1082 to #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
User avatar #1076 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
hi there
problematicporn
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
I posted it on my sewallman imgur account a few hours after I posted it here, how did you find out !

User avatar #1078 to #1077 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
you said you posted it on reddit, and I saw it earlier on their today.
User avatar #1086 to #1078 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
What was it again? Beerseastar?

I remember seeing you saying hi to me,
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's one of my Reddit accounts.
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User avatar #1088 to #1087 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
one of them? How many do you have?
User avatar #1090 to #1088 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
I have one on my computer i forgot the password and chrome has it stored , and one on my phone.
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
I've got 4 reddit accounts, easier to keep track of subreddits in my opinion if you have one per
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, they seemed to like it. It's been up for about 14 hours on reddit.. Which is a little while for reddit.
User avatar #1075 - joeypie (10/28/2015) [-]
What the guy under me said, thats why im here
User avatar #1074 - niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-]
Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
#1081 to #1074 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
Also looking for a mention. Luv u bb
#1068 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - Sewallman (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm related to the guy from the Salem witch trials.

I haven't played the game at all though,
#1070 to #1069 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Ah, it's a pretty casual game, definitely worth playing.

Carry on being #1! And say hi to the kids for me.
#1065 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
Owning that front page today man
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - Sewallman (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm only at 12k thumbs right now. my top in 24 hours has been 35k
User avatar #1067 to #1066 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
User avatar #1071 to #1067 - Sewallman (10/20/2015) [-]
Ha, well thanks guy.
User avatar #1054 - supahsayin (10/17/2015) [-]
Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
User avatar #1062 to #1058 - supahsayin (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #1057 to #1054 - mudkipfucker (10/17/2015) [-]
sure i'll repost it for you
User avatar #1063 to #1057 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks Muddy,

I was on a well needed vacation and I was trying to get ready to go back home when I saw it.
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
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