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| #6 - Yeah and the cartels can still smuggle fire arms to the US as … [+] (7 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on California gun laws | +21 |
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anon (12/03/2015) [-] What the other guy said. To that, cartels surely CAN still smuggle and sell guns, but they aren't idiots. The moment they realize how much harder it would be to get a gun, their prices would rise naturally (a sudden spike in demand) and it would be naturally harder for your average thug to get a gun because it's gotten pricey. It goes both ways, actually. Generally the smuggling into Mexico is of greater volume, but quite a lot of stuff comes back across. Take the border patrol agent who was killed by an illegal immigrant carrying weapons. Or the rancher who was killed by heavily armed illegal immigrants who were walking through his front yard. Shit, I live a 90 minute drive from the Mexican border. I've been out in the desert at night star gazing and heard people walking nearby. Once that was associated with the obvious sound of a bullet being chambered in a large rifle. I immediately yelled out "No soy la Migra o Policia! Soy Astronomer!" and was met with the reply: "Ok Americano! You ok!" from maybe 30 feet away behind a mesquite thicket. Obviously I left immediately after and called the police, but never heard anything back from them about it. The Sonoran Desert is quite large and difficult to search. Our border is ridiculously porous and all sorts of shit comes through it day in and day out. Much of it is armed. A man running drugs for a cartel will often be armed, even if it's a one way trip. When that man gets to town, he sells the gun via a contact the cartels have and gets some cash to support himself while the false documents are still be churned through the system. That gun is then loaded into a truck with 75 other guns that came across recently, as well as whatever drugs said guns were protecting, and then sold in back lots and alleys. You seem to be under the assumption that stuff hits the border and is caught at gateways. Those gateways account for one ten thousandth of one percent of the length of the border. Cross two miles away from a station and nobody's the wiser. Hell, you hear about vans that did make it across the border, loaded with drugs or people or weapons. It's in the news a couple times a month in AZ. You're saying border security is useless because it doesn't stop everything? Guess we should get rid of them then. While we're at it, we should get rid of the police for not preventing all crimes and firefighters for not preventing all fire damage. Its fuking hilarious that they can't see that, ask them about illegal immigration and see if they'll be OK with tearing down the fences and getting rid of the border patrol because they're still making it across. it isn't working drugs are cheaper than ever and easy to get. | ||
| #11 - California has some of the strictest gun laws, the guns used w… [+] (9 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on California | +39 |
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bobtombobbob (12/03/2015) [-] Consider this. Mexico is bordered by the USA and Guatemala. Both of those countries have super super lax gun laws. Even tho Gun ownership is super restricted in most of Mexico, the cartels can easily obtain them from Guatemala or the US. That is why gun control cannot work at a state or city level. I broke it down caveman style for you Yes and no. Background checks are not required with person to person sales, only with an FFL. That means you would not need a BC if you sold a gun on facebook to a stranger or vise versa #13 -
anon (12/03/2015) [-] well i imagine that it was fairly easily acquired illegally. i mean besides gun shows (which i know that they are legal, went to few saw a p90 twas cool) it isn't ridiculously hard to find guns that can do serious damage. even with higher restrictions it doesn't mean they'll be followed and guns can just be smuggled here and sold illegal anyway but in many states gun restriction laws aren't really enforced to the extent that they are suppose to | ||
| #167 - I was one of the two people who voted for ************ … | 12/03/2015 on FJ Demographics: Results | +2 |
| #36902 - Any links to the new south park episode? Wife lady is… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
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| #55 - No answer. Send me a message in a day or two. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... | 0 |
| #53 - I'll call her right now [+] (3 new replies) | 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... | +1 |
| #51 - I can ask for pictures of you want, she has some. [+] (5 new replies) | 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... | +2 |
| #49 - My grandma recently got bitten over 20 times by Brown recluses… [+] (7 new replies) | 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... | +3 |
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| #26 - Check she's advertise page to see the demographics | 12/02/2015 on Aborts | 0 |
| #23 - 82% actually. [+] (12 new replies) | 12/02/2015 on Aborts | +1 |
| Soule, pathesisx, her, that one chick who lost a bunch of weight and got elf ears, inyourfacecake, need I go on? #99 -
msamnesia (12/02/2015) [-] oh im sorry, is it a requirement to know every single fucking woman on this website? how is this percentage thing even a fcking argument right now? i literally admitted "I GUESSED' and yall are throwing off fckin names of females. we don't have homing beacons, i have no fcking clue how many women are on here let alone their fkcing names. i got better shit to do than know everyone on this site by name and their life story. | ||
| #10 - In a perfect world.. People would use birth control correctly … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on Aborts | +20 |
| sucks for you. i haven't gotten anyone pregnant yet and never will. know why? Because kids are a fucking nightmare and i'm an adult who can act like an adult | ||
| #8 - >> #7 | 12/01/2015 on Aborts | 0 |
| #7 - a 12 pack of condoms is about $7, when I was a teenager.. I wo… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on Aborts | +6 |
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anon (12/02/2015) [-] You can get free condoms in the uk also in USA depending state you are in hell there is an app for it now your point was valid ten years ago #29 -
sgtxrootbeer (12/02/2015) [-] if they cant afford $15 a week, then they will also have a bigger problem of not being able to pay for an abortion. Ha. Guess you're right. still think abortion shouldn't just be an option for just any one though. like. make it a more important decision instead of having people dump kids in abortion clinics 3 times a year because they enjoy creampie | ||
| #2 - Do you really want the people who are too retarded to use a co… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on Aborts | +13 |
| No i want them to learn to use a fucking condom and take responsibility. If we don't stop these idiots then other idiots will start complaining about how we don't let them get away with whatever else is on the liberal fuck up list. You might be a limp wrist faggot who's fine with getting shat on and paying money for other people's fuck ups but i ain't. Yesterday it's fag rights Today it's free abortions for all Tomorrow it's rights for pedophiles a 12 pack of condoms is about $7, when I was a teenager.. I would fly through one of these in about 3 days mind you, I've been with my wife since high school and I was a teenage alcoholic alpha-ish guy so that's about $15 a week. Do you really want people who can't afford $7-$15 a week on condoms to raise a child? Because that's your tax dollars in food stamps, medical assistance, wic and cash assistance, and that's monthly.. Not just a one time thing for many girls. #39 -
anon (12/02/2015) [-] You can get free condoms in the uk also in USA depending state you are in hell there is an app for it now your point was valid ten years ago #29 -
sgtxrootbeer (12/02/2015) [-] if they cant afford $15 a week, then they will also have a bigger problem of not being able to pay for an abortion. Ha. Guess you're right. still think abortion shouldn't just be an option for just any one though. like. make it a more important decision instead of having people dump kids in abortion clinics 3 times a year because they enjoy creampie | ||
| #2 - It was pulled from imgur, the tumblrites of the image boards. | 12/01/2015 on Two poles | 0 |
| #11 - Sorry if that was a long read, Does it sound agreeable tho… | 12/01/2015 on xtoxicmuffinx's profile | 0 |
| #2 - Sexi | 12/01/2015 on static ffmpeg build test | 0 |
| #19 - Picture | 12/01/2015 on What a degree will get you, | +1 |
| #8300 - It took me an hour to post it all. I found a good rotation to … | 12/01/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
| #8298 - I posted 150 things yesterday in my spare time. I have a … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
| it took me a solid hour to comment on like half of them because of my internet | ||
| #8296 - Not over.. Close to | 12/01/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
| #8295 - I've gotten over 40k in the past two days. Expect a bloody battle. [+] (5 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
| it took me a solid hour to comment on like half of them because of my internet | ||
| #7 - *dolomite | 12/01/2015 on dolomite man | 0 |
| #8293 - It's nice to be back at it, [+] (7 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile | 0 |
| it took me a solid hour to comment on like half of them because of my internet | ||
| #1116 - Because you know me irl | 12/01/2015 on Sewallman's profile | 0 |
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shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog
also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
