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As a kid, I hated being in bed for hours.. Now I'm an adult and hate reality passed leaving my bed. I've been drinking all day laying aroundcomment
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#28 - Lol 12/10/2015 on admin is NOT a racist 0
#1123 - Coolio, thanks guy  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
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#1124 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]
yesssir send me some pics when you get it built
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#1125 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax shit.

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
#1121 - I wanna hunt as well as shoot down range. Not hunt anything ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
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#1122 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
id get a nice acog then, good range, and if you need more you can add a magnifier, and presto.
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#1123 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
Coolio, thanks guy
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#1124 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]
yesssir send me some pics when you get it built
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#1125 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax shit.

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
#1119 - In other words.. Price isn't really a factor. 12/09/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
#1118 - What do you suggest for optics? I want something that can take…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
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#1120 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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#1121 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
I wanna hunt as well as shoot down range. Not hunt anything half a mile away.. But a fair distance.
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#1122 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
id get a nice acog then, good range, and if you need more you can add a magnifier, and presto.
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#1123 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
Coolio, thanks guy
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#1124 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]
yesssir send me some pics when you get it built
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#1125 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax shit.

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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#1119 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
In other words.. Price isn't really a factor.
#168 - Posttwo brcstar joshlol 12/09/2015 on 515-808-2362 0
#382 - My phone's auto correct is a ****** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on I don't think so sons 0
#399 - Glitched (12/09/2015) [-]
works for me
#203 - Even though it legally doesn't have to be registered.. Don't b…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on I don't think so sons 0
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#213 - foodyquest (12/08/2015) [-]
Yup thanks bro.
#201 - Buy a 1911 80% frame and a frame jig to complete it. Then fini…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on I don't think so sons +1
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#203 - Sewallman (12/08/2015) [-]
Even though it legally doesn't have to be registered.. Don't be a fuck tard, use it to protect other law abiding citizens, not menace your community.

From domestic or foreign threats, not fast cash.
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#213 - foodyquest (12/08/2015) [-]
Yup thanks bro.
#32 - Cut notches out a zip tie, take a tension wrench and just jigg… 12/08/2015 on How to commit crimes -2
#137 - Thumbed up because I kick and scream that guns are good and sh…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on I don't think so sons +8
#359 - Glitched (12/08/2015) [-]
What is a fuck yards?
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#382 - Sewallman (12/08/2015) [-]
My phone's auto correct is a nigger.
#399 - Glitched (12/09/2015) [-]
works for me
#16 - As it has 330,000 miles and engine difficulties preventing it … 12/08/2015 on tell me how disguesting i am 0
#21 - I was elected pizza and held an oath to uphold cheese. 12/08/2015 on Happy Birthday +1
#15 - Sorry, I was thinking of pearl harbor. That was 74 years ago today. 12/08/2015 on tell me how disguesting i am 0
#9 - That happened 74 years ago on this exact day.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on tell me how disguesting i am 0
#10 - hisss (12/07/2015) [-]
What??
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#15 - Sewallman (12/08/2015) [-]
Sorry, I was thinking of pearl harbor. That was 74 years ago today.
#5 - The zebra stripe was wife lady's. I have 3 dummy tir… 12/07/2015 on tell me how disguesting i am 0
#4 - I've taken very good care of it, not lately.. But.. 12/07/2015 on tell me how disguesting i am 0
#19 - I don't pray for ******* 12/07/2015 on i got sick :( +18
#7 - I was happy when I got cookie pizza today. That's kin… 12/07/2015 on Happy Birthday +3
#3 - I want some too 12/06/2015 on Women and the internet -1
#39 - Looking at this **** , I can understand ISIS extremism.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... +5
#202 - enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-]
#2 - Comment deleted 12/05/2015 on its on greenlight! +1
#375 - That's why I say that it isn't a gun problem with the US.. We …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on California gun laws 0
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#376 - taniv (12/04/2015) [-]
I think the trend of people who don't live criminal lifestyles and aren't involved with or associate with criminals, but get involved with mass shootings is a problem of accessibility.
Besides that, I don't feel that gun advocates in the US, specifically the Republican party and the NRA, do nearly enough for all the other reasons they blame. You'd think that they'd be pioneering those advancements in mental health or in sponsoring single parents in poor neighbourhoods, right?
#373 - Gun crime armed robberies and other acts involving a gun…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2015 on California gun laws 0
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#374 - taniv (12/04/2015) [-]
You're right, my bad, I had my figures mixed up. The number of mass shootings dropped significantly but the actual homicide rate was already beginning a downward trend due to other security measures like the NHMP. While it doesn't prove that home-made guns are a massive issue, because they make up a small percentage of guns in circulation, it does prove that gun control itself is not an all-in-one solution, although I do believe it has had a strong long term effect. Gun crime likely continued because of the number of guns that remained in circulation, but it has gone down overall, save for a couple anomaly years.
Looking more into the statistics, even though Aus saw a drop in their firearm related homicides, they already had a much lower rate of homicide than the US, like incredibly lower. Banning firearms would not immediately solve the issue, and would take many many years to take those guns out of circulation, assuming the police could remove them faster than gangs could smuggle them in. There is a wealth of other issues in the US, and while I do firmly believe that in the long term that limiting access will be beneficial, in the meantime other solutions need to be provided.

www.aic.gov.au/statistics/homicide.html
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#375 - Sewallman (12/04/2015) [-]
That's why I say that it isn't a gun problem with the US.. We just have shitty people in a country who doesn't have the resources to better them.

We have so many problems here that the US doesn't like to admit that are factors in crime and homicide in general.
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#376 - taniv (12/04/2015) [-]
I think the trend of people who don't live criminal lifestyles and aren't involved with or associate with criminals, but get involved with mass shootings is a problem of accessibility.
Besides that, I don't feel that gun advocates in the US, specifically the Republican party and the NRA, do nearly enough for all the other reasons they blame. You'd think that they'd be pioneering those advancements in mental health or in sponsoring single parents in poor neighbourhoods, right?
#363 - Australia biker gangs like to sell them for relatively cheap, …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2015 on California gun laws 0
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#372 - taniv (12/04/2015) [-]
Not nearly causing an issue as big as Australia had before gun control.

Seeing as Australia's gun homicide rate has fallen to ~0.1 and the US has rate of ~3.5 (on phone, but this is easily verifiable) I'm gonna guess it's not nearly at the same scale as usage of real guns. The only stat I could find on how many guns were homemade was "10%" from a non reputable site.
You don't really get what I'm saying. I'm not saying people aren't going to make homemade guns, or even that a mass production would be attempted, I'm saying they would not have nearly the same impact as the guns that are freely available. There is, at present, no evidence that home made firearms can produce gun homicide rates to the same degree as pre-gun control levels, or even that they can outnumber the amount of illegally owned guns (that may or may not be true in the future).
Australia saw a massive drop in gun homicide rates that can only be attributed to their gun control laws. If the home-made guns problem becomes so large that gun ownership returns to pre-gun control levels and gun homicide rates raise that high as well, I would concede that the bigger issue is their out control criminal population.

If you firmly believe that gun control will not solve the issue of frequent mass shootings, and that limiting the access to deadly firearms will not lower the body count, despite the evidence, then what is the solution?
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#373 - Sewallman (12/04/2015) [-]
Gun crime armed robberies and other acts involving a gun, not just having one in Australia went up after the ban and it took years for their gun deaths to go down. But their intentional homicide rate stayed about the same.

I'm on mobile right now other wise I would cite my claims.
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#374 - taniv (12/04/2015) [-]
You're right, my bad, I had my figures mixed up. The number of mass shootings dropped significantly but the actual homicide rate was already beginning a downward trend due to other security measures like the NHMP. While it doesn't prove that home-made guns are a massive issue, because they make up a small percentage of guns in circulation, it does prove that gun control itself is not an all-in-one solution, although I do believe it has had a strong long term effect. Gun crime likely continued because of the number of guns that remained in circulation, but it has gone down overall, save for a couple anomaly years.
Looking more into the statistics, even though Aus saw a drop in their firearm related homicides, they already had a much lower rate of homicide than the US, like incredibly lower. Banning firearms would not immediately solve the issue, and would take many many years to take those guns out of circulation, assuming the police could remove them faster than gangs could smuggle them in. There is a wealth of other issues in the US, and while I do firmly believe that in the long term that limiting access will be beneficial, in the meantime other solutions need to be provided.

www.aic.gov.au/statistics/homicide.html
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#375 - Sewallman (12/04/2015) [-]
That's why I say that it isn't a gun problem with the US.. We just have shitty people in a country who doesn't have the resources to better them.

We have so many problems here that the US doesn't like to admit that are factors in crime and homicide in general.
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#376 - taniv (12/04/2015) [-]
I think the trend of people who don't live criminal lifestyles and aren't involved with or associate with criminals, but get involved with mass shootings is a problem of accessibility.
Besides that, I don't feel that gun advocates in the US, specifically the Republican party and the NRA, do nearly enough for all the other reasons they blame. You'd think that they'd be pioneering those advancements in mental health or in sponsoring single parents in poor neighbourhoods, right?

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#776 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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#628 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/13/2015) [+] (8 replies)
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The lil nigs
User avatar #1133 - admin (20 hours ago) [-]
was i supposed to get the patreon donation confirmation from you?
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - Sewallman ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll be donating tomorrow. My wife crashed her van and needed me to buy 3 new car seats.

I get paid tomorrow so I can start paying you as well.
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - admin (20 hours ago) [-]
well damn, that sucks

you don't have to but if you do it's much appreciated
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - Sewallman ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I've been wanting to donate to you for a while. Just as long as you take off ads for my account because the mobile redirect is pretty annoying when ever that's going on.
User avatar #1137 to #1136 - admin (17 hours ago) [-]
it's done
#1138 to #1137 - Sewallman ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
36.41 monthly
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - Sewallman ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh. That's a picture of Taran Noah Smith. The bastard I was named after.
#1128 - yugiohkris has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
My wife left for a week to calm down But she came back calm and collected. I didn't know if she'd come back when she did.

I was pretty depressed for that week.
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh so you are back together?
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah Mann, thabks for caring
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Ok that's great.
#1126 - shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Nah man. I'm good.
It's nothing messy, we have 3 kids so we can't afford to have anything messy.
#1117 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog

also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
What do you suggest for optics? I want something that can take me down range easily.

I'm spending my tax check on the build, so I'm making it a sewallman custom.
User avatar #1120 to #1118 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
User avatar #1121 to #1120 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I wanna hunt as well as shoot down range. Not hunt anything half a mile away.. But a fair distance.
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
id get a nice acog then, good range, and if you need more you can add a magnifier, and presto.
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Coolio, thanks guy
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]
yesssir send me some pics when you get it built
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
In other words.. Price isn't really a factor.
#1115 - tacoarecrazy (12/01/2015) [-]
140 notifications about new uploads
why did i subscribe again
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Because you know me irl
User avatar #1112 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
the madman
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
be on FJ all the time
User avatar #1106 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i commented on as many of your contents as possible
User avatar #1109 to #1106 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
It feels nice to log in to 200 notifications again,
Joshlol was surprised that I haven't disabled content notifications.. But I read every comment someone leaves
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i read most, but i have notifications on
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
I just got done going through the notifications I acquired while I was off line at the store and cooking food.
#1105 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i see you're posting again
User avatar #1107 to #1105 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Black Friday deals on computers makes it so I can post again
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i commented on all of them
gonna be double #1 again
User avatar #1103 - zionsype ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Why are you in the OC comic makers channel
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - Sewallman ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
I make oc occasionally
User avatar #1102 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #1094 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
You mean trail of tears?
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
I live far enough away from both with a car that can't go over 30mph.

Why might i ask?
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
Its were many natives had to walk, carrying their dead while being relocated to multiple different reservations.
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
Natives still go missing all the time,

But thats because many natives are bad with booze and hard drugs and talk to people who make them go missing.
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - cognosceteipsum (10/31/2015) [-]
hehe. you said thatin a funny way
User avatar #1084 - hektoroftroy (10/29/2015) [-]
Hey, Im glad we can put the past behind us
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
I dont hold grudges on here, this is a website for people to laugh, not get offended. So it cool.
User avatar #1083 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
keep posting updates on story pls
User avatar #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
where... where did it go..
User avatar #1082 to #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
User avatar #1076 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
hi there
problematicporn
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
I posted it on my sewallman imgur account a few hours after I posted it here, how did you find out !

User avatar #1078 to #1077 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
you said you posted it on reddit, and I saw it earlier on their today.
User avatar #1086 to #1078 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
What was it again? Beerseastar?

I remember seeing you saying hi to me,
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's one of my Reddit accounts.
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User avatar #1088 to #1087 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
one of them? How many do you have?
User avatar #1090 to #1088 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
I have one on my computer i forgot the password and chrome has it stored , and one on my phone.
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
I've got 4 reddit accounts, easier to keep track of subreddits in my opinion if you have one per
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, they seemed to like it. It's been up for about 14 hours on reddit.. Which is a little while for reddit.
User avatar #1075 - joeypie (10/28/2015) [-]
What the guy under me said, thats why im here
User avatar #1074 - niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-]
Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
#1081 to #1074 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
Also looking for a mention. Luv u bb
#1068 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm related to the guy from the Salem witch trials.

I haven't played the game at all though,
#1070 to #1069 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Ah, it's a pretty casual game, definitely worth playing.

Carry on being #1! And say hi to the kids for me.
#1065 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
Owning that front page today man
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm only at 12k thumbs right now. my top in 24 hours has been 35k
User avatar #1067 to #1066 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
User avatar #1071 to #1067 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
Ha, well thanks guy.
User avatar #1054 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
User avatar #1062 to #1058 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #1057 to #1054 - mudkipfucker (10/17/2015) [-]
sure i'll repost it for you
User avatar #1063 to #1057 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks Muddy,

I was on a well needed vacation and I was trying to get ready to go back home when I saw it.
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
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