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The problem with having my house so close to my wife's family's is having to shovel 5 different houses. Holy fuck my triceps are kill.comment
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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
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    Beard Beard
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    Remember when 4chan: Remember when 4chan:
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    $20 Steam Giveaway $20 Steam Giveaway
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    worth it, worth it,
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    C+H makes fan art C+H makes fan art
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    Game Testing Game Testing
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    Do it Do it
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    It works, It works,
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    Now, on your dick. Now, on your dick.
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    Wood working is cool Wood working is cool
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    Police pull people over, fucking pigs. Police pull people over, fucking...
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    Making dinner for 1 Making dinner for 1
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    Drum battle Drum battle
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    Admin should do this for October Admin should do this for October
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    It's easy when you're made of wood It's easy when you're made of wood
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#9 - he ded and summer's doing her best to keep his legacy going.. 2 hours ago on Rick's 3Ds 0
#191 - You're a skeleton, you don't get them.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on let's settle this 0
#192 - skeletorexplains (3 hours ago) [-]
but...
#189 - I know more about you.. Than you do bb  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on let's settle this 0
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#190 - skeletorexplains (4 hours ago) [-]
then why do i get hemorrhoids.
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#191 - Sewallman (3 hours ago) [-]
You're a skeleton, you don't get them.
#192 - skeletorexplains (3 hours ago) [-]
but...
#187 - I creep on your profile  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on let's settle this 0
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#188 - skeletorexplains (4 hours ago) [-]
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#189 - Sewallman (4 hours ago) [-]
I know more about you.. Than you do bb
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#190 - skeletorexplains (4 hours ago) [-]
then why do i get hemorrhoids.
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#191 - Sewallman (3 hours ago) [-]
You're a skeleton, you don't get them.
#192 - skeletorexplains (3 hours ago) [-]
but...
#32 - Something something, that one movie with that lady with a peni… 4 hours ago on no clue who that is 0
#59 - Ive for doc mcstuffins in the background playing that "wh… 4 hours ago on There's only so much a frog... 0
#185 - We once ran out of toilet paper but had baby ass wipes. …  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on let's settle this 0
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#186 - skeletorexplains (4 hours ago) [-]
goddamn, how are people finding my old comments
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#187 - Sewallman (4 hours ago) [-]
I creep on your profile
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#188 - skeletorexplains (4 hours ago) [-]
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#189 - Sewallman (4 hours ago) [-]
I know more about you.. Than you do bb
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#190 - skeletorexplains (4 hours ago) [-]
then why do i get hemorrhoids.
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#191 - Sewallman (3 hours ago) [-]
You're a skeleton, you don't get them.
#192 - skeletorexplains (3 hours ago) [-]
but...
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#209 - My school was finger tips or below is okay to go. 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman 0
#201 - You can even say that teenage girls dress as slutty as they do…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman +1
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#246 - elcreepo (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah but you're implying that a 15 year old boy has the self control to not be completely distracted if a woman is wearing almost nothing to cover herself during class.

The female troops distracting male troops is bullshit unless you can give me quite a few psychological studies.
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#776 - Sewallman (07/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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#628 - Sewallman (06/13/2015) [+] (8 replies)
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The lil nigs
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User avatar #1129 to #1128 - Sewallman (01/08/2016) [-]
My wife left for a week to calm down But she came back calm and collected. I didn't know if she'd come back when she did.

I was pretty depressed for that week.
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User avatar #1130 to #1129 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh so you are back together?
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User avatar #1131 to #1130 - Sewallman (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah Mann, thabks for caring
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User avatar #1132 to #1131 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Ok that's great.
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#1126 - shakeeb ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey, if you want to blow off some steam, I'm here to help.
So is FJ if you ask them.
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User avatar #1127 to #1126 - Sewallman (12/15/2015) [-]
Nah man. I'm good.
It's nothing messy, we have 3 kids so we can't afford to have anything messy.
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#1117 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
L>R
AR-15 w/Standard 7.62 upper & Red Dot Sight
.300 Blackout upper w 3-9x40
.50 call beowulf w/ some **** acog

also have a SKS all synthetic, and a few handguns.
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User avatar #1118 to #1117 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
What do you suggest for optics? I want something that can take me down range easily.

I'm spending my tax check on the build, so I'm making it a sewallman custom.
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User avatar #1120 to #1118 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
if you only plan to shoot less then like 50 meters just buy a really good RedDot, maybe with a magnifier? Anything more Id get you a nice scope. Im really not brand specific, My red dot i got on clearance at walmart for like 40$ reg 80$ and its decent, it works, has 4 different reticles, good for shorts - medium range
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User avatar #1121 to #1120 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
I wanna hunt as well as shoot down range. Not hunt anything half a mile away.. But a fair distance.
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User avatar #1122 to #1121 - Celarent (12/09/2015) [-]
id get a nice acog then, good range, and if you need more you can add a magnifier, and presto.
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User avatar #1123 to #1122 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
Coolio, thanks guy
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User avatar #1124 to #1123 - Celarent (12/10/2015) [-]
yesssir send me some pics when you get it built
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User avatar #1125 to #1124 - Sewallman (12/10/2015) [-]
It'll be a few months while I wait for that income tax **** .

I'm having a custom handguard made, drop in 3fp trigger, nice m16 bolt carrier group.. Basically I have everything planned for the build besides the color scheme and stock. There are so many options, but the only mil spec stuff will probably be the pins.
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User avatar #1119 to #1118 - Sewallman (12/09/2015) [-]
In other words.. Price isn't really a factor.
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#1115 - tacoarecrazy (12/01/2015) [-]
140 notifications about new uploads
why did i subscribe again
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User avatar #1116 to #1115 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Because you know me irl
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User avatar #1112 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
the madman
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User avatar #1113 to #1112 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
What did I do?
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User avatar #1114 to #1113 - nought (12/01/2015) [-]
be on FJ all the time
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User avatar #1106 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i commented on as many of your contents as possible
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User avatar #1109 to #1106 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
It feels nice to log in to 200 notifications again,
Joshlol was surprised that I haven't disabled content notifications.. But I read every comment someone leaves
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User avatar #1110 to #1109 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i read most, but i have notifications on
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User avatar #1111 to #1110 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
I just got done going through the notifications I acquired while I was off line at the store and cooking food.
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#1105 - mudkipfucker (11/30/2015) [-]
i see you're posting again
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User avatar #1107 to #1105 - Sewallman (12/01/2015) [-]
Black Friday deals on computers makes it so I can post again
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User avatar #1108 to #1107 - mudkipfucker (12/01/2015) [-]
i commented on all of them
gonna be double #1 again
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User avatar #1103 - zionsype ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Why are you in the OC comic makers channel
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User avatar #1104 to #1103 - Sewallman (11/22/2015) [-]
I make oc occasionally
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User avatar #1102 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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User avatar #1094 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
Some of you indians are OK. Don't come to the highway of tears tomorrow.
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User avatar #1095 to #1094 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
You mean trail of tears?
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User avatar #1096 to #1095 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
Ah yes, my bad. The Highway of Tears was an entirely different thing.. tho I think some native lady went missing there too...
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User avatar #1097 to #1096 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
I live far enough away from both with a car that can't go over 30mph.

Why might i ask?
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User avatar #1098 to #1097 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
I thought the trail of tears was the place where they killed a bunch of natives?
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User avatar #1099 to #1098 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
Its were many natives had to walk, carrying their dead while being relocated to multiple different reservations.
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User avatar #1100 to #1099 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
My bad then. You see, Highway of Tears is where people went ''missing'' (were murdered) and trail of tears is where indians carried their dead. I made a combo of the two
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User avatar #1101 to #1100 - Sewallman (10/31/2015) [-]
Natives still go missing all the time,

But thats because many natives are bad with booze and hard drugs and talk to people who make them go missing.
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User avatar #1102 to #1101 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
hehe. you said thatin a funny way
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User avatar #1084 - hektoroftroy (10/29/2015) [-]
Hey, Im glad we can put the past behind us
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User avatar #1085 to #1084 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
I dont hold grudges on here, this is a website for people to laugh, not get offended. So it cool.
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User avatar #1083 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
keep posting updates on story pls
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User avatar #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
where... where did it go..
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User avatar #1082 to #1080 - silkydelicious (10/29/2015) [-]
oh you just posted them. Well don't you pay me no nevermind... carry on.
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User avatar #1076 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
hi there
problematicporn
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User avatar #1077 to #1076 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
I posted it on my sewallman imgur account a few hours after I posted it here, how did you find out !

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User avatar #1078 to #1077 - brcstar (10/29/2015) [-]
you said you posted it on reddit, and I saw it earlier on their today.
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User avatar #1086 to #1078 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
What was it again? Beerseastar?

I remember seeing you saying hi to me,
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User avatar #1087 to #1086 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's one of my Reddit accounts.
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User avatar #1088 to #1087 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
one of them? How many do you have?
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User avatar #1090 to #1088 - brcstar (10/30/2015) [-]
I have one on my computer i forgot the password and chrome has it stored , and one on my phone.
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User avatar #1091 to #1090 - Sewallman (10/30/2015) [-]
I've got 4 reddit accounts, easier to keep track of subreddits in my opinion if you have one per
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User avatar #1079 to #1078 - Sewallman (10/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, they seemed to like it. It's been up for about 14 hours on reddit.. Which is a little while for reddit.
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User avatar #1075 - joeypie (10/28/2015) [-]
What the guy under me said, thats why im here
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User avatar #1074 - niimajneb (10/28/2015) [-]
Yo Sewallman, mention me when you get the pt2 of that story from 4chan about the girl having the hots for her brother.
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#1081 to #1074 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
Also looking for a mention. Luv u bb
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#1068 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Was I playing with you in Town of Salem a couple of hours ago?
I only know one Samuel Sewall.
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User avatar #1069 to #1068 - Sewallman (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm related to the guy from the Salem witch trials.

I haven't played the game at all though,
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#1070 to #1069 - shakeeb ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Ah, it's a pretty casual game, definitely worth playing.

Carry on being #1! And say hi to the kids for me.
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#1065 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
Owning that front page today man
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User avatar #1066 to #1065 - Sewallman (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm only at 12k thumbs right now. my top in 24 hours has been 35k
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User avatar #1067 to #1066 - dubstepforme (10/19/2015) [-]
I just saw your name on alot of posts lol but thats crazy
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User avatar #1071 to #1067 - Sewallman (10/20/2015) [-]
Ha, well thanks guy.
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User avatar #1054 - supahsayin (10/17/2015) [-]
Hey, Sewallman. Can you repost this article/post?
/Cancer+cure+potentially+found/text/5715696/
www.medicaldaily.com/malaria-parasite-cancer-cure-weve-been-looking-accidental-discovery-displays-357302
I honestly don't care about content thumbs, I'm fine if you don't mention me anywhere, but I just want people to know about this development and be able to discuss it.
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User avatar #1062 to #1058 - supahsayin (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
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User avatar #1057 to #1054 - mudkipfucker (10/17/2015) [-]
sure i'll repost it for you
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User avatar #1063 to #1057 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks Muddy,

I was on a well needed vacation and I was trying to get ready to go back home when I saw it.
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User avatar #1055 to #1054 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
************ , you wanna be a nice guy? Im not around wifi and going to be going on an airplane soonish
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User avatar #1052 - crazyguyindahood (10/15/2015) [-]
is it okay if we post multiple comments on your giveaways?
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User avatar #1056 to #1053 - fazbearxplain ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
but isn't that exploiting the system? We could just spam the comments to get a higher chance when rolling time happens
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User avatar #1059 to #1056 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
It's a rolled thumb number. Only 1 vote per IP
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User avatar #1060 to #1059 - fazbearxplain ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I see...for some reason I thought you were going to go *roll 1, 1-max comment number*
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User avatar #1061 to #1060 - Sewallman (10/17/2015) [-]
Nah, i tried comments before and a few guys got banned for spam... Broke my heart causing that
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