NO

Amputation.

Aw shucks

Do you draw often anymore. I know you haven't been on DA in forever.

Every once in a solar cycle. DeviantArts gotten a bit oldnews.

Yeah, I don't think most of the people I follow upload anymore.
So if you're a pimp where are your girls?

Shoot, playa, I got honeys workin' corners left and right. Recognize.

Hey did you know I'm a cop? YOU'RE BUSTED! GET ON THE THE FUCKING GROUND!

All right officer, I`ll come quietly.
UNLIKE YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT

YOU'RE GONNA BE LOUD AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

Don`t worry about that, you`ll make enough noise for the both of us.

Wait, how did I get here? WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?

The following scene was too graphic for our younger viewers and has been edited out with friendlier footage of a koala licking a leaf.

NO
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS
WHERE

Just a little hunch.
Did you know they're making a cartoon about Sqwee?

Of course I know.
You gotta stay in the know, y`know.

Carl
Have you ever noticed he's Dexter?

Lab coat
Glasses
Red hair
Seems legit

Perry the Platypus ain't shit compared to Super Secret Squirrel.

You looking for trouble.
cause I think you found it

Shut yo mouth

I`ll shut my fist in your face.

I DARE YOU

YOU WANNA GO BABYDOLL I`M GAME

LET'S TUSSLE

**SevenSherlockS delivers a menacing glare in njhahahahaha`s general direction**

DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

**SevenSherlockS continues to look at like that**

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't know, Lipton tea.

I think we need to reevaluate our relationship and determine what exactly this is about. I'm sure that at some instance in the future we will both realize that we are both working parts in this situation. We need to sit down and discuss things with our peers in order to get a second standpoint on this crazy thing we call a connection. Every once in a while a third party will give new insight into the problem and find possible solutions to the oddity.

What I'm saying is, Lippies and cream. I need time.

Okay, that's enough time.

LET'S PARTY

Kay.

HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!?

I CANT.

You did not just post a Dan VS gif.

You are now my bfflolxyzbbq.

Let's go run over some cyclists.

Amen.

Oh shit, the cops showed up.

Cheese it.

Time to die.

Let's kill these bagelbiters.
using this thread to show off gifs I never get to use

Same here

Anywho, how fab was your day?

It was very boring.
Only video games and the interblag
How was yours?

Fairly much the same. Usual exciting stuff.

You have a skype?

I think so?
Lessee

Oh, neat, I do.

inbox it to me

I WILL

Today is Thursday/Friday

Oh.

Bye.

That's nice. Time for German puns.

German sausages are the wurst.

Uhh

Uhhh

Heil Hitler.

What comes between sex and fear?

FUNF

Uh,

something about jews that's catchy

Wo ist mein zeitung?
In der spulbecken!

Acutally. That's not even a pun.

I just smashed german words together.
Sorry world.

You'd better be.

Ain't nutin', egg mcmuffin.

But why are all the recordings of ghosts talking just random feedback that people catpion words too?

Your mother never loved you. That's why.

= O

DON'T EVEN ACT SURPRISED.

I did know... I just didn't want to accept it. Now who am I going to get the feast of alvis extravaganza with?!

Your girlfri-
Oh wait.

That was to far...

I know it, honeypie.

Poor people bathroom.
Upgrade, noob.

Sup?

HOWDY HONEY
What`s the word.

Shidoodle.

Fab

Oh. I wasn't planning on talking to you today.

I don't usually plan on talking to you either.

Yes, but this was a scheduled lip break.

Okay Shirley.

I'll see you later.

Oh no you don't! You got yourself into this.
Now you're gonna talk, see.
Tell us where the money is, see.

So it has.

There's a lot I'd like to tell you, but what is there to say other than the norm? The norm is what we expect and it seems normal to expect bad news.

Tell me what shoes you're wearing and how often you drink tea.

I don't wear shoes in my house because that would be disrespectful, and I gave the rest of my good teas away as a gift to someone. I slightly regret doing so.

You must have a higher lego to foot ratio than per norm. There are good teas? There are bad teas? Are there neutral teas? Is there an old as ancient tea time schism afoot? Did you give your teas away because the bad teas were infiltrating your area and you felt you had to get them out in time because you were responsible for their well being?

I surprisingly don't step on legos, I step on obese little brothers.

And yes, what kind of sick spy are you.

Only in death will we know nothing of this pain

What up, sweetcheeks, what's the scoop?

Not much

How are you?

Feelin' fab.

What about you, are you tip top today?

I am.
A little tired, though

I hear sleeping helps.
That may just be gypsy speak, though.

Probably is

What do you like to do for fun?

Get out. Go to movies. Hangin' on the flipside. Various other things cool kids do.

Do you get out much?

Normally to hang out at the mall with my friends

I like to stay home though

That's neat, always good to be comfy.

I haven't the foggiest idea, sug'

**lip rolled a random image posted in comment #2241997 at MLP Friendly Board ** SevenSherlockS's evil sister.

Depends how lame it is. Shoot.

it was a hypothetical question but now that i have your attention i will think about a lame comic.

Don't come back til you do, honeybun.

dont worry your little head babycakes.

I have no idea what you're going on about.

Why do you do this to me??

Do what? Make you swoon in PASSION?

whatever, im going to bed



and no you cant lay with me

You can't stop me, honeybun.

YOU CAN'T STOP LOVE