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#553 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Oy vey, it's another shoah.
User avatar #554 to #553 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
>more quotes out of context
User avatar #555 to #554 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Murdering non-jews is like murdering animals, it speaks for itself.
User avatar #556 to #555 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
I repeat. You have a quote of me saying I'm a nazi. Quotes out of context never speak for themselves.

The incredible thing about the Talmud is that not everything in them is the law. Many pages were the discussion prior to making the law. So maybe shloimie the ****** rabbi said that quote and was promptly shut down.
User avatar #557 to #556 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh, so that's why Israel treats nonjews like they treat their brothers ;)
User avatar #558 to #557 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
They don't treat non-Jews poorly, they treat Jews better.

That's like saying Canada is evil for federally funding catholic schools. It's a Jewish state, they're gonna provide benefits to Jews. That's not discrimination against non-Jews.
User avatar #559 to #558 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Holy **** , wait one sex.
User avatar #560 to #559 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
waiting in anticipation of more tin-foil hat contextless quotes/fabrications touted by proud neo-nazis and antisemites many of whom have served multiple prison terms
User avatar #561 to #560 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
ad shigy dig hominem
Also, most jews arent semites, but semites are also "white"
User avatar #562 to #561 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Ad hominem is me calling you a cunt face ******** . I'm just giving an accurate description of your sources.

Jews aren't descendant of Khazars. It wouldn't make any sense with regards to our hereditary religious structures.
User avatar #564 to #562 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
thats why i said shigy dig www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jG6kJm-50k
> accurate description of your sources.
>Jews aren't descendant of Khazars. It wouldn't make any sense with regards to our hereditary religious structures.
Jews are NOT Semites, who were wholly White, while jews actually descended from the mixed-race Edomites, Canaanites, and a collection of other races.
Jews are NOT Hebrews either, who are a branch of the Semitic race and who are also White although today they go by other names.
Jews are NOT descended from the ancient Israelites, an idea absolutely contrary to Scripture.
Since Jews are NOT Semites, "anti-semitism" is a word void of appropriate meaning in our language today.
Also, Khazars convereted to judaism in 8 century AD and scattered all over Persia, Byzantian, Europe, etc.
User avatar #565 to #564 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
That video is of a specifically ultra orthodox community being ****** to a guy irrelevant to his religion. I mean, sorta relevant because he wasn't a black hat like them, but it wasn't because he was christian that they were douches. Also, those black hat ***** are just as ****** to Jews. They're the Jewish equivalent of Islamist radicals. Only difference is these guys just pitch fits, they don't blow up buses and buildings.

Not sure what you mean by "not semites who are wholly white". Aren't Semites kinda... brownish? Also, I thought we made the Canaanites extinct when we conquered their land... Though I know all about the edomite interbreeding... Though weren't edomites also semites?
Not sure where you get your claim that Jews aren't Hebrews. They're comprised of one of the 12 tribes of Hebrews, the Judeans and what remained of the descendants of the tribe of Benjamin... We Also found some "jews" in Ethiopia but technically they're Reubenites since they were from the tribe of Reuben, but they are also still "Hebrews"
Jews are descended from Ancient Israelites... not sure which scripture you're reading... but uhh... historical accounts chart the movement of the Ancient Israelites all over Europe during their diaspora.
Anti-semitism is probably a poor word but you know... it sticks. Anti-Jewite just doesn't flow very nicely.
Khazars converted, but they couldn't have become the sole Jewish population on the planet as many khazar believers think when they claim that all palestinians are the original ancient israelis who unanimously converted to islam because blessed be his name mohammad suddenly convinced them he was a badass. Within the religious structure of judaism there is a heriditary system with regards to temple responsibility. All of the khazars, much like any convert, would be members of the lowest branch of temple responsibility. The "Israelites". The other two branches of Levites and Cohens would be left completely unfilled, making it impossible for the contemporary Jews to even have those groups.

Don't get me wrong, the khazars probably bolstered the Jewish population when their state was eventually destroyed, but to claim all Jews are khazars ignores a vast swath of Jewish history that existed alongside the history of the khazars of Jews living outside of Khazaria. You know, the Jews who convinced the Khazars to convert...
User avatar #567 to #565 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Also, to be anti semetism, there has to be semetism. It's like to be anti communism, there has to be communism.
User avatar #570 to #567 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Well... semites exist. So anti-semitism is prejudice against semites, like racism is prejudice against different races.

The problem being "semite" doesn't necessarily describe Jews very well anymore in any way other than the linguistics surrounding Jewish language, and also describes other populations that are not Jewish....
User avatar #574 to #570 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes, people hate poor jews like they hate gypsies, for no good reasno at all. Everyones the problem but not those saints.
User avatar #577 to #574 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Everyone hates the Jews because they're different and they killed Jesus. Like, first it was primarily "you killed jesus you **** , what the hell". Then the punishment for killing Jesus was forcing them to wear silly hats, live in ghettoized neighborhoods and only take on certain careers mixed with public beatings and whatnot.

As the years developed the Jews sort of took on the funny outfits as traditional wear because... Jews are stupid like that. So when the killing of Jesus was a little less raw, Jews just look like weird ***** who spent too much time with books, money, and medicial herbs. Thus the blood libels began out of suspicion of that other. When your well is poisoned it's nice to find someone to blame other than run off from your own **** .

This hate of Jew as the other persists to this day.

It's no one's "fault" it's just the fault of human nature.
User avatar #579 to #577 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
You opened the castle gates to muslim invaiders in Iberia, you cliped coins, you kidnapped children and did all **** to them, charged people loans with interest, jesus is a hippie noone gives a **** about him, you guys revolted against almost every single empire you have been in, you revolted against Rome for no good reason, you sacraficed people in rituals, IT was proven that you poisoned wells to sell medicine to the sick and you pushed the black death into yurop.
User avatar #582 to #579 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh and black death was brought to europe by Mongols and Italians.
User avatar #581 to #579 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
>perhaps in Iberia we did that. I dunno whether we did or not so I'll trust your word. Justification? Muslims treated Jews WAAAAAAY better than Christians back then. It's not completely insane to believe they'd help the Muslims...
>Clipped coins. I can neither confirm nor deny this claim. I don't even know what coin clipping is.
>We probably didn't kidnap children... you know, unless it was for ransom stuff like pirates/highwaymen. Beyond that, I don't think kidnapping would really make sense unless you think we actually use goyish blood in our matzah
>of course we charged loans with interest. We were forced to by the king. I've already explained the Lateran Accords to you.
>Jesus was really ******* important for a good 1980 years before people got too cool for him.
>We didn't revolt against Persia... only other empire we were in was Rome... What other revolts are you thinking of? also, what do you expect from a population descended of mercenaries.
>We don't perform human sacrifice
>It was not proven. Feel free to source me your tin-foil hat journal that claims it was. Theres no benefit to poisoning wells. Occam's razor. People had no plumbing, people threw **** into the streets, it rains, ****** rainwater drains into drinking water. MUH JEWS
User avatar #589 to #581 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
And worst of all, you guys are sending all those ******** hordes to Europe and call anyone racist if they dont like it while you beat ******* right in at the Israeli border.
User avatar #599 to #590 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #591 to #587 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
>Was tortured a little.
User avatar #592 to #586 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
>Was tortured.
User avatar #598 to #592 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
You beat the truth out of him, it's not like the mossad does not do that daily.
User avatar #593 to #585 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
describes how the mongols and italians spread the illness...
User avatar #597 to #593 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
read everything
User avatar #594 to #584 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I don't grasp what's wrong here...
User avatar #596 to #594 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
You were in Kaffa, which was under control of Genoa, where the black death was first seen and spread in Europe.
User avatar #583 to #581 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Muzzies didnt treat you much better when they dispersed you and focred half of you to convert.
When you clip the sides of the coins and smelt them to get new ones.
You kidnapped children for sacrifices.
And when did the Lateran Accords take place?
It's not him, it's his apostoles that were important, he would be nothing without them.
You revolted against the Seleucids when they were in their weakest and the Parthians were to strong for jews to ressits. Rome gave your everything, they built roads and cities, you didnt have to send children to war, they protected you from raids and so on and you rebel against them.
Yes, yes you did.
Yes, yes it was.
User avatar #595 to #583 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
After the Iberian incident? Then Jews didn't do it. Either they did it for some improvement or they didn't do it. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Why would Jews help the Muslim conquerors just to kill themselves?
I can neither confirm nor deny whether that occured though I'm highly sceptical of it occuring since Italian banks and merchants would have been very ******* suspicious of their coins suddenly weighing less.
We did not. There's literally no precidence for human sacrifice in Judaism. Inb4 the sacrifice of Isaac. God said to sacrifice the ram instead of Isaac. No precedent for human sacrifice.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Council_of_the_Lateran This one was the one where Jews were forced to wear distinguishing dress. There was another where Jews were forbidden to own christian slaves. No slave labour means no industry, construction, or farming as possible occupations.
Without Jesus the apostles would have been irrelevant.
Oh ha, got the seleucids mixed with the romans. Yeah, trying to force the Hebrews to be hellenist tends to not work out for you. If by parthians you mean persians, then you should know that the reason the Judeans didn't revolt was because Cyrus granted the Judeans an autonomous state under their empire. The romans did the same things the hellenists did. They tried to force their culture on the Judeans. They threatened the autonomy of the Judeans. Installing puppet dictators to enforce roman influence on a region that doesn't want roman influence does not inspire love and adoration.
We did not.
It was not.

Listen, I get it. You subscribe to tin-foil hat weekly and that's the only document you trust for valid information. That's why I call you out on confirmation bias. When 40 papers say on thing, you only listen to the one paper that says the other thing. This could be because you feel the need to justify your racist ambitions by rationalizing those you're racist against as deserving of suffering. It may also be because you want attention and to feel special. I'm feeling both.

Nevertheless you're just a harmless nut on the net with no capacity to enact your genocidal ambitions so I'll just keep laughing along with you.
User avatar #602 to #595 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
>After the Iberian incident? Then Jews didn't do it. Either they did it for some improvement or they didn't do it. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Why would Jews help the Muslim conquerors just to kill themselves?
User avatar #601 to #595 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
> When 40 papers say on thing, you only listen to the one paper that says the other thing.
So, almost everyone said that jews are bad for them and nothing but danger and only jews say that they are good people, so that means by your logic that I'm still right.
> This could be because you feel the need to justify your racist ambitions by rationalizing those you're racist against as deserving of suffering.
I base my decisions no facts, not feelings. Jews will one day repay their debts.
>It may also be because you want attention and to feel special. I'm feeling both.
>Nevertheless you're just a harmless nut on the net with no capacity to enact your genocidal ambitions so I'll just keep laughing along with you.
Or because I face reality with facts, I don't deny them because
User avatar #600 to #595 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
Alexander did say that you were retards tho :^)
Ok, you get to wear cool outfits, and no slaves so you have to work for yourself.
And without the apostoles Jesus would have been history.
Well, yeah you did praise Cyrus a lot, but you were still a client state.
>implying you don't want to be Roman
Look up.
Yes, you did. You poisoned wells to sell medicine.
User avatar #566 to #565 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
The difference between the radical muslims and the "moderates" is the thing that there is no moderate nor radical islam, but simply islam. Some are active, some are passive.
Well, you jews are racemixed a lot.
User avatar #568 to #566 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Well... I mean... technically any religion can reform... So I mean, moderates in Islam can just claim reformation, eh?

And yeah, Jews probably racemixed a lot, yet somehow we perfected the art of racemixing while still inbreeding. ******* hell. Still, we're descendants of those ancient Israelites, racemixed or not.
User avatar #571 to #568 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Christians are able to reform their religion because noone gives a **** about it and it's not really hard to change it, due to muh tolerance and muh peace.
User avatar #573 to #571 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Christians and Jews!
User avatar #575 to #573 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
So and so.
User avatar #569 to #568 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
>change the word of god
pick one
Thas rite, remove kebab.
User avatar #572 to #569 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
All religion is interpretation. You're not changing the word of god by changing how you read the word of God...
User avatar #576 to #572 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
Actually, you can't even do that.
>protip: I was a muslim.
User avatar #578 to #576 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Well maybe you were just a specifically ****** type of muslim.
User avatar #580 to #578 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
No, same **** different name.
#548 - schnizel (08/03/2014) [-]
The goyim will never know.
User avatar #549 to #548 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
>assuming that when I become a doctor I'm going to poison wells simply because I have a ****** nose and a cut dick.
User avatar #550 to #549 - schnizel (08/03/2014) [-]
You have a great imagination.
User avatar #551 to #550 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Says the man who cites neo-nazis as credible sources of information.
User avatar #552 to #551 - schnizel (08/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #547 - cognosceteipsum (07/25/2014) [-]
I did something stupid over on the content where I mentioned you. Just forget it.
User avatar #545 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
**Sethorein rolls 6,683,687**
User avatar #544 - mrspensy (07/14/2014) [-]

Only person I ahve to share this with is you.
Check it.
User avatar #541 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Hey nagasadow, do you make it like, you're business to be a bitch?
#542 to #541 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Thats a neat trick, bro
User avatar #543 to #542 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
what trick?
User avatar #538 - Falkor (07/05/2014) [-]
i can't see where you're posting : /
User avatar #539 to #538 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah right... friendly... I was referencing the neverending story.

Also, you notified me to your private profile smarty.
User avatar #540 to #539 - Falkor (07/05/2014) [-]
: p
User avatar #537 - mrspensy (07/01/2014) [-]
Happy Canada day, fag.
User avatar #535 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Yo, I'm thinking about making a (skype) chat dedicated to talking about all kinds of science together with the science board and a few guys I know who are into genetics/biology. Maybe later, splitting it up into smaller chats that are more dedicated to certain sciences. What do you think?
User avatar #536 to #535 - Conquistador ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #529 - thetoyscissors (06/04/2014) [-]
I'd say long time, no talk, but I don't know if long is fitting
User avatar #530 to #529 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
shweh? I replied "seems sketch" you then stopped replying. Did I do wrong?
User avatar #531 to #530 - thetoyscissors (06/04/2014) [-]
I didn't know what to say
User avatar #532 to #531 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
I see... and you're on my profile now because...?
User avatar #533 to #532 - thetoyscissors (06/04/2014) [-]
Why not
User avatar #534 to #533 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
well if you've got no reason it's kind of a waste of time...
User avatar #521 - revengeforfreeze (05/30/2014) [-]
Can you teach me some hebrew/yiddish insults
User avatar #522 to #521 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
putz, pischer, may you grow like an onion with your head in the ground, you're too smart by half... uhhh
User avatar #523 to #522 - revengeforfreeze (06/01/2014) [-]
putz is like "pootz" right?
and pischer

thanks. I just need a few insults I can say to myself when pissed off lol
Anyway, I see you're still trying with syrian. I myself think it's really really no use. I doubt he'd even convert with a gun pointed at his head. How tempting it may be to just rip his allegations in half, just don't do it. I promise you, put the retards on hide all and you'll be happy.
User avatar #524 to #523 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Was bored for 5 minutes. I feel bad for the Muslims he misrepresents.
User avatar #526 to #524 - revengeforfreeze (06/03/2014) [-]

record yourself saying "yemach chemo" so that i can use it for reference
User avatar #527 to #526 - revengeforfreeze (06/03/2014) [-]
I ******* forgot the url for the site. I keep forgetting.
User avatar #525 to #524 - revengeforfreeze (06/01/2014) [-]
He represents the zealots quite well though
User avatar #520 - mrspensy (05/27/2014) [-]
Have Gold Ares and Legendary hades

Seeya around 8~ <3
#515 - karvarausku (05/21/2014) [-]
What ya gonna do about it.
What ya gonna do about it.
User avatar #516 to #515 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Cry a little. Maybe masturbate.
#517 to #516 - karvarausku (05/21/2014) [-]
That's my boy. I'm proud of you.
That's my boy. I'm proud of you.
#518 to #517 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
[doing good intensifies]
[doing good intensifies]
#519 to #518 - karvarausku (05/21/2014) [-]
Go on now. There's no one stopping you.
Go on now. There's no one stopping you.
User avatar #506 to #505 - mrspensy (05/18/2014) [-]
Got 1 minute before a match starts hurry up and join Smite-ypoo
User avatar #508 to #506 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
hehehe... buttmunch...
User avatar #507 to #506 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
but... lunch...
User avatar #509 to #507 - mrspensy (05/18/2014) [-]
Next match *****
User avatar #510 to #509 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
sure sure...
User avatar #511 to #510 - mrspensy (05/18/2014) [-]
Thankya, you cute little midget :3
User avatar #503 - russianbro (05/17/2014) [-]
Ur a homo

User avatar #504 to #503 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
#476 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
Old suit pic
#478 to #476 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
New suit pic A
#479 to #478 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
New suit pic B
#477 to #476 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
Old Bio-suit pic
User avatar #502 to #477 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]

oh my god... This changes EVERYTHING
User avatar #512 to #502 - DaCrazyOne (05/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #513 to #512 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
so many forums that have been trying to do what we're doing... gech...
User avatar #514 to #513 - DaCrazyOne (05/18/2014) [-]
[screaming internally]
User avatar #480 to #477 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Let the fun begin.
User avatar #481 to #480 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
Oh boy here we go...
User avatar #482 to #481 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
I've got set ups for parasite, hunter and predator.

I'm making the bio's similar yet different. Parasite will focus primarily on getting rid of unsuited members of our party then synthesizing with one of the tougher suits when we start to sweat. Hunter is all about ranged snipes, predator all about what can only be described as juggernauting.

i intend to make Alpha into a leader-esque role, buffind comerades with high survivability but low damage, and hive into a massive support wall.

My classes obviously need balancing but I wanted to keep them similar yet different from what we have.
User avatar #483 to #482 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
Sounds legit.
Sound legit to you?
User avatar #491 to #483 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
That's all I've done so far. Should I continue?
User avatar #492 to #491 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]

User avatar #493 to #492 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Alright, next stage are the body types and features... I'm gonna get real creative here because the bios have an additional concern which is citizen attention.

The way I'm starting to foresee our fights, we'll be arriving on a scene and the bios will have a hidden hive that they will be trying to feed and grow.

A key aspect of their meta will be killing and retrieving as many civilians as possible to get their disease aura up and to produce an alpha or some more mid tier fighters without attracting attention. I'll try to design their body types to account for this, focussing a bit less on stats, a bit more on perceptive effects... We'll see
User avatar #494 to #493 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]

Keep me posted.
User avatar #495 to #494 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
**** ... accidentally refreshed... lost everything I typed.... god transcribing is a chore...
User avatar #496 to #495 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
Hate it when that **** happens.

I'm using a laptop with a sensitive ass touchpad that if I touch any part of it while I'm typing, it'll either move where I type, or worse highlight it while I'm typing, and I lose everything. It sucks..
User avatar #497 to #496 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
here... Lemme give you an abridged version. I renamed every suit. got rid of quadroped. Everything else is in order. I'll write names, cost, and panic and if I changed something I'll mention it. By in large I removed detriments due to panic issues. Many bios won't even get body augmentations due to a panic threshold of like... 40 being incredibly easy to pass.

human - 0 - no panic no effect
regenerator - 10 - + 2 rec, + 1 concern
elastic ligaments - 10 - 1 spd 1 dex - 1 dur +1 concern if seen boosting
leg fusion - 10 - +1 str free adhesion + 3 concern if seen
flesh tumor - 10 - -5 speed + 3 dur, + 1 dex, free tentacles + 4 concern if seen
gas bladders - 10 - +10 power, levitation - +2 concern if seen floating
animal host - 10 - free nat weapons + 1 dex, + 1 str - 1 dur, no concern generated
succubus - 25 - free pheremones + 3 dex, - 2 dur. Zero public concern
fleshy behemoth - 15 - +5 dur, free skates + 10 public concern
centaur - 15 - + 3 speed + 4 concern
mirelurk - 15 - fins, gills, sonar +3 concern
merman - 15 - fins gills sonar, 1 dex, 1 speed, reverse dex penalty + 3 concern
mothman - 15 - flight + 2 speed, + 5 concern
spooderman - 15 - adhesion, tremorsense, web lay, +3 dex - 1 Str + 5 concern
flesh worm - 20 - tremorsense, natural weapons, camouflage when burrowed. +3 dur, + 3 str - 2 dex + 7 public concern when unburrowed.
doppelganger - 20 - identical to mimic. Concern akin to the form you take
biped + animal host - 25 - fins and gills, flight, levitation or skates + 2 speed, + 3 public concern
metamorphose - 25 - identical to the variable. Concern varies with forms taken
Abomination Against God and Man - 40 - Flight + nat weps, + extra limbs/tentacles or fins, gills, sonar, nat weps or tentacles. + 2 Str + 12 concern

I won't lie these probably need a lot of tweaking...
User avatar #498 to #497 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
Most likely, but I'll do it when I'm more awake.

Night bro, and good work.
User avatar #499 to #498 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
I'll just urrh... try to do the next segments... my god this will be fun...
User avatar #500 to #499 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
in case you're curious/have input.
User avatar #490 to #483 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Alpha Dex 2, Rec 5, Dur 4, Pow 3, Speed 3, Str 2
Focus ******** - accuracy boost to one target for 1 round. 2 turn cool down
Bunker Before I Bite Off Your Cocks - All units in three square distance gain +2 Dur aura
YOU OWE ME - feeds self to fellow bio: Parasite will transform into either a hunter or a predator. A hunter will gain 5 3x3 AOE diseased shots. A predator will get a full heal. A hive will gain 3 corpses.

Hive Dex: 1, Dur 5, Pow 5, Recovery 5, Speed 1, Str 1
Disease the Land - Release an aura that provides +1 to every stat to all bios and -1 to all stats of non-bios. 1x1 aura can be increased by feeding corpses. 1 corpse for +1 distance, 2 corpses for next increase etc. etc.
Corpse Factory - Can heal allies 25% hp within diseased land using one corpse.
Mother of Nations - produces new bios from corpses. 1 corpse = parasite, 2 corpses = hunter/predator, 4 corpses = alpha.
User avatar #486 to #483 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
k. Here it is. It may need some balancing but I tried to make good team chemistry with a unique parasitic twist. Was kind of inspired by zerg.

Parasite: Dex 5, Rec 1, Dur 1, Pow 1, Speed 5, Strength 1
blend - possesses active camo, indiscernible in a crowd when currently infesting someone.
Infest - Capable of jumping from one host to another in close quarters. More difficult to do to suits, more difficult the more armoured the opponent. Leaves corpse behind.
Symbiote - Can attach to any other bio. Will provide + 2 Rec and 2 add ons

Hunter - 4 dex, 2 rec, 2 dur, speed 3, str 3
Pack Hunt - Can fire a shot at opponents within ally's line of site with acc penalties per square out of personal line of site. 2 turn cool down.
Smell the Kill - 2x speed + strength when attacking an enemy below 30% hp. Activates once per battle.
Additional Spines - Fire twice as much for one turn

Predator - Dex 3, Rec 3, Dur 3, Pow 3, Speed 1, Str 5
Voracious Appetite - When feeding on corpse heal 25% hp 2x dur during feeding turn
Bloodlust - When kill achieved 2x str, 2x speed 0.5 dex 0.5 dur
Rage - When initiated slowing ignored, 2x speed.
User avatar #487 to #486 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
...but they all attach to human hosts originally..
User avatar #488 to #487 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
kinda bending the rules a bit... They use humans as hosts but inevitably take over like zerg/flood.

It makes things a bit easier logistically if that's not an issue... Kinda hard to have humans willingly submit to these parasites that wanna devour humanity and all that stuff...
User avatar #489 to #488 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
I guess that works.

Good plan, let's go with it.
User avatar #484 to #483 - deathrinder (05/17/2014) [-]
whats going on again
User avatar #485 to #484 - DaCrazyOne (05/17/2014) [-]
Reformatting the bio-suits to the new suit specs.
#470 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I need help with something. Haunted by the thought of murder for the people who were bullying me when I was a child and I did not have enough self esteem to strike back - what do I do?
I know you have resolved conflicts before and you seen like you could give me some good advice.. I heard something like it before although it was much more extreme. Some guy who had his parents killed found the person who did it and he turned him over to the cops instead of killing him out of revenge - though because of this he was haunted by regret for years to come. Help?
User avatar #471 to #470 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm having trouble understanding your problem...
#473 to #471 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
So, I'm just wondering. Do you have like a guide to accepting what happened and moving on? Some .. inspirating words? I don't know, I'm at wits end really seeking help from lots of people..
User avatar #474 to #473 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
professional help usually works... there's no one trick that works in every case. A professional can help you work through the issues.
#475 to #474 - anonymous (05/10/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I'll get a new therapist I think because the ones I'm taking to atm don't really work :|
#472 to #471 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
I mean - was bullied, don't know how to deal with it. It was like, a few years ago, about 6 or so but recently I started to remember and I'm beating myself up over the thought that I did not do much to stop it because I was afraid. I don't know what to do about it now, as it's over but it still is torturing me.
User avatar #467 - syrianassassin (04/26/2014) [-]
while you are wandering around my profile i will wander here
User avatar #468 to #467 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Holy **** ! Double rainbow! You've commented with proper grammar twice! There is yet hope in this dark depressing world of ours.
User avatar #469 to #468 - syrianassassin (04/26/2014) [-]
rainbow flag happened when someone rolled dubs and he decided my profile picture
User avatar #464 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
chapter 6
"The rattlesnake almost killed me instatly"
"take command of the defences against the invadiiing forces"
"but she was promsed"
"without delay, Nuri gripped the hanlde"
Awkward phrasing/pronoun use
"Without a word, Nuri placed the breastplate on her" implies Nuri is placing the breastplate on another girl. Perhaps "her" should be "herself'. A better phrase would be "Nuri placed the breastplate on herself, without a word".
Literally one sentence after that phrase you use the words "comfortably enough" as a descriptor twice for the same object. Perhaps "suitable" will be a ... suitable... replacement for the second "comfortable"

Phew. That was a fun chapter... Nuri still best girl. So help me god you kill her there will be no forgiveness.
#465 to #464 - thepsycho (04/17/2014) [-]
>All that proofreading aid

I love you
User avatar #466 to #465 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
S'all good. I agreed to help you edit forever ago... like back when you were on chapter 2 and sent me the chapter via notepad... and forgot so this is kinda just me actually doing what I said I was going to do...
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