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Date Signed Up:3/05/2010
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    title I want to know.
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    title Pony Music
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    title yep
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    title YAY
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#479 - Agnostic = Atheist They're exactly the same. Most atheists…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... -7
User avatar #515 - monkee (05/07/2012) [-]
Being Agnostic means you believe it's impossible for mankind to ever discover the answer of the question of our meaning and purpose. You do not believe in any religion, but you are still open to the ideas of spirituality and superstition. Being Atheist means you believe mankind has no meaning or purpose, and you therefore do not believe in a deity or any superstitions. Many people proclaim themselves to be atheist when they are not, which is the problem.
#36 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Pokemanz -6
#74 - imnotkickthecat (05/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #68 - bringingthegrammar (05/06/2012) [-]
It was pony porn in case anyone wanted to know.
#64 - boomdady (05/06/2012) [-]
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
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#44 - princeofbrokensoul (05/06/2012) [-]
what the fuck man
#43 - sunnydea (05/06/2012) [-]
no...
#41 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4605393 at FJ Pony Thread ** NO.
#57 - wooyoungkim (05/06/2012) [-]
the relevance......
#70 - gotta love lion king!  [+] (15 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Lion King -15
#216 - mcshwagger (05/06/2012) [-]
Book cat doesn't approve
#150 - beastgasm (05/06/2012) [-]
Cow does not approve of your evil shenanigans!
#109 - theawesomesumo (05/06/2012) [-]
You evil bastard.
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#76 - xxangelisxx (05/06/2012) [-]
Actually lol'd.
#75 - seldanas (05/06/2012) [-]
#72 - satrenkotheone (05/06/2012) [-]
Why did I find this hilarious?
#88 - bonusjackpot (05/06/2012) [-]
#89 - satrenkotheone (05/06/2012) [-]
Maybe.
#71 - RandomDoofus (05/06/2012) [-]
Fuck your childhood-raping shit.

Faggot.
#286 - [url deleted] 05/05/2012 on Ketchup 0
#70 - /watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE youtube 05/05/2012 on SergeantNipple's profile 0
#69 - my response [url deleted]  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on SergeantNipple's profile 0
User avatar #71 - SgtObvious (05/05/2012) [-]
Now I'm reconsidering it
#4577584 - You are in front of your best friend and your favorite pony. Y…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #4577654 - sealopsco (05/04/2012) [-]
Wrong! I can scroll down and ignore your post.
User avatar #4577645 - lobsternewberg (05/04/2012) [-]
Shoot the favourite pony, of course
User avatar #4577630 - lordpsa (05/04/2012) [-]
I don't have friends.
User avatar #4577681 - xblthatguy (05/04/2012) [-]
Oh yes you do :3
#166 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2012 on klondikemonster's profile 0
#167 - klondikemonster (05/05/2012) [-]
And you're a fucking pony fag; you're the people even the bronies hate.
User avatar #168 - thebuttsniffer (05/10/2012) [-]
nigger ^
#182 - You seem upset, faggot. 05/04/2012 on In Soviet Russia.... -3
#302 - I want to Violate that underage horse. I want to feel her mars…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/04/2012 on Bad Live Action Avatar Was Bad -41
#356 - derpocracy (05/04/2012) [-]
you right now.
#357 - derpocracy (05/04/2012) [-]
#358 - derpocracy (05/04/2012) [-]
#348 - zombieplayground (05/04/2012) [-]
obvious troll is obvious but aparently people don't know a troll when they see one, even if it's one as obvious as you. So I suppose you get a 6/10
#338 - ilovegir (05/04/2012) [-]
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#326 - xxdigitalxx (05/04/2012) [-]
what the fuck is wrong with you?!?
#319 - kightofnever (05/04/2012) [-]
#317 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [-]
what
User avatar #315 - woonanon (05/04/2012) [-]
This is not an okay thing to say in a public place.
#309 - steavo (05/04/2012) [-]
Is that your attempt at being funny? -82/10. Saying "semen" in every sentence doesn't guarantee that you will get thumbs.
#305 - trollmanone (05/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #68 - SgtObvious (05/05/2012) [-]
The only reason I didn't vote down all your pony posts is because your voice is so fucking hot
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User avatar #70 to #68 - SergeantNipple (05/05/2012) [-]
/watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE

youtube
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User avatar #69 to #68 - SergeantNipple (05/05/2012) [-]
my response
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User avatar #71 to #69 - SgtObvious (05/05/2012) [-]
Now I'm reconsidering it
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User avatar #66 - SergeantNipple (04/27/2012) [-]
>mfw this thread
Choosing to assign more value to either being extrovert or introvert on an objective basis is stupid and makes you a close-minded fuck. Being individual is about you choosing to do what makes you happy, otherwise you're a complete faggot who bases their life on the opinions of other people. I'm smart, have great job prospects and a steady girlfriend. That doesn't make me any better then the sweaty fedora-wearing 18 year old over there with the 20% cooler shirt, as long as he is doing what he loves. Being a judgmental cunt and striving for 'normalfaggotry', 'alpha male status' or 'being average' , makes you a faggot and the world would be a much better place without people like you. This may sound cliche but it's true. You only have a short window of time before you return to nothingness so many before you, the only accomplishments that matter are the ones you are around to experience or appreciate and there is only one thing important in life, and that is personal contentment, however you get there.
Get on my level niggers.
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User avatar #64 - SgtObvious (04/25/2012) [-]
I'm afraid of your superior vocal skills
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User avatar #65 to #64 - SgtObvious (04/25/2012) [-]
It's so sexy, I forgot to cum!
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User avatar #63 - SgtObvious (04/21/2012) [-]
Even though you're a brony and a Democrat, I still like you
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#60 - drl ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I will keep a eye on you for a wile and start a shitstorm on every anti pony post you put up FROM DR. L THE SHITSTORM KING
I will keep a eye on you for a wile and start a shitstorm on every anti pony post you put up

FROM

DR. L THE SHITSTORM KING
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#61 to #60 - SergeantNipple (04/02/2012) [-]
What are you talking about? I love ponies.
I jsut posted that picture for lolz
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User avatar #57 - PolarFroster (03/27/2012) [-]
What's up CommanderTit
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#58 to #57 - SergeantNipple (03/27/2012) [-]
Nothing. Nothing at all.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - PolarFroster (03/27/2012) [-]
That straw....
Is TOO pimp'n...
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User avatar #54 - demguiltybones (03/26/2012) [-]
i'm not mad, i am a little disgusted though. that was completely over the top and uncalled for and you know it. made me sick to my stomach bro. just thought i'd let you know.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - SergeantNipple (03/26/2012) [-]
Made me sick the first time I saw it too, but that proved its lulzworthyness.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - demguiltybones (03/26/2012) [-]
i guess i could see where you're coming from there. just caught me off-guard, that's all.
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User avatar #52 - nikoxasylumz (03/24/2012) [-]
You are such a fucking legit retard. You are stupid and dont know jack shit.
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#53 to #52 - SergeantNipple (03/24/2012) [-]
I diagnose you: ass devastated.
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User avatar #51 - ScottMJfan (03/20/2012) [-]
Fuck you. That legitimately scared me. It wouldn't have been nearly as bad if there wasn't sound with it.
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User avatar #50 - SergeantNipple (02/25/2012) [-]
Brothers, I have an idea...but this can only be pulled off with your help. Many of you might have heard of the site Funnyjunk.com. Many bronies reside in it's community, and a lot of pony content is posted as well. The problem is, there are too many haters on the site that need to be dealt with. The plan is simple, post ponies, ponies everywhere. All over the content on the frond page, and remember to thumb up all other pony content. You might argue that this would just cause more hate, but the majority of funnyjunk's community is beyond redemption. If any of you would like to participate, bump this thread, and stand by for 20 minutes for the friendship flood.
funnyjunk.com
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User avatar #49 - furryflava ONLINE (01/14/2012) [-]
lol you got b& by posting furry porn?
bropaw dude :3
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User avatar #47 - SgtObvious (12/09/2011) [-]
Hello, one of my first friends on funnyjunk. We haven't talked in like a year. How are you niggercocking lately?
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User avatar #48 to #47 - SergeantNipple (12/09/2011) [-]
I don't go on here as much, I just troll because it's realy easy to do here.
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User avatar #45 - ilovegir ONLINE (04/24/2011) [-]
you, slowly destroying our childhoods
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User avatar #37 - Furry ONLINE (03/29/2011) [-]
sryfor the ban >.>
i wanted to add you too
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User avatar #38 to #37 - SergeantNipple (03/30/2011) [-]
yeah forgot to click "nsfw" when uploading porn :(
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#39 to #38 - Furry ONLINE (03/30/2011) [-]
=p
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#40 to #39 - SergeantNipple (03/30/2011) [-]
I think I'll leave that there on my profile :P
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Furry ONLINE (03/30/2011) [-]
reaction picture from the comic jack
fuck yes!
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#42 to #41 - SergeantNipple (03/30/2011) [-]
lol I cropped it myself, along with this one
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User avatar #43 to #42 - Furry ONLINE (03/30/2011) [-]
XD
Jack is a freaking beast x3
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#34 - AnthonyX (02/09/2011) [-]
HA HA HA HA! I finally have the Master Emerald! What are you gonna do about it Knuckles?
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User avatar #32 - SgtObvious (01/31/2011) [-]
Hey Nips
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User avatar #30 - Parrot (11/23/2010) [-]
Hello.
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