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Gender: female
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/15/2009
Last Login:8/31/2011
Location:Hell
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Comment Thumbs: 34 total,  55 ,  89
Content Level Progress: 36.25% (29/80)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
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Content Views:1053
Total Comments Made:51
FJ Points:1
I have tourettes so please don't tease me about that I'm really a nice person and I FUCKED YOUR SISTER WITH A POTATO!!
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#62 - nice one 04/10/2010 on It Is a Trap! 0
#26 - That's not even funny... Why is it here? Learn to find somethi… 02/27/2010 on I Win. +1
#9 - bitch dont know how to make a few simple sammiches? tsk tsk ts…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2010 on I finnaly have respect for him -14
User avatar #24 - culanap (02/07/2010) [-]
You're not funny.
User avatar #13 - funnyskunk (02/07/2010) [-]
Thank you.
#133 - and why do they paint their toes? could have done the same thi… 02/07/2010 on ugly in myspace 0
#395 - Sweet, I remember those.. Fucktards at school would sit on 'em… 02/07/2010 on Epic Scooter +1
#23 - I shall do my best with my newest job. Bite? Why, yes I do.… 02/07/2010 on IsPumpkinKing's profile 0
#21 - I have come to conquer the world. But I see you have covered t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2010 on IsPumpkinKing's profile 0
User avatar #22 - IsPumpkinKing (02/04/2010) [-]
Oooo, I see. Well, we do have a fresh vacancy for that position (Anon got evicted last week) and I think you'd do a much better job.

It's all yours -- just, two questions first: Can you bite, and, do you purr? (Or is it, do you bite, and, can you purr?)

Oh dear, I've gone and mixed up the questions...
User avatar #23 - Secret Witch (02/07/2010) [-]
I shall do my best with my newest job.
Bite? Why, yes I do...
Purr? Only near the freshest of blood.
In fact, I purr often, for I am a were-leopard and I must purr to please my Nimir-Ra and Nimir-Raj.
#62 - Mann. Where was that when I needed it.. 02/03/2010 on fountain of death -1
#4 - Hey, it still freaks me out.. But I don't have much to live fo… 02/03/2010 on 2012 +5
#18 - I don't know if im jealous or if im in awe. 02/03/2010 on Tease +2
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#10 - hauntd (07/01/2010) [-]
Hey, long time no see. :P
User avatar #9 - coolerderek (03/09/2010) [-]
shh... i hear a witch...
#7 - Sammierra (12/14/2009) [-]
I think you're hot!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Secret Witch (02/03/2010) [-]
thaaats nice...
User avatar #3 - ispumpkinking (08/30/2009) [-]
I'm a king of a secret land. So, we're similar... in some ways. Oh, Hi.
User avatar #1 - morganis awesome (08/25/2009) [-]
hey... i love ur avatar :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - Secret Witch (08/25/2009) [-]
thanx
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