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Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, CS:S, G-Mod, TF2
Interests: Paintball, Vidya Gaems
Date Signed Up:9/13/2010
Last Login:6/04/2014
Location:Germany
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#11 - Picture 09/24/2010 on WHO PARTY'S HARD? 0
#1 - Lol win 09/24/2010 on that god damn paper clip +1
#4 - Well, in the good ol' days there weren't ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2010 on Any one? +1
#9 - windmaster (09/24/2010) [-]
no, but there were alot of hot chicks, bow chicka bow wow
#140 - THEY PLAY BARBIES TOGETHER?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2010 on Book of the year +6
#146 - anonymous (09/24/2010) [-]
You can if you want...
User avatar #145 - thebritishguy (09/24/2010) [-]
lol
#134 - I'm 12 and what is this  [+] (13 new replies) 09/24/2010 on Book of the year -1
#143 - anonymous (09/24/2010) [-]
if your twelve, hide it. i am. ill be thirteen in october. wait until you have a brain, and some knowledge. then come back and keep your mouth shut. i signed out of my account to say this, cause twelve year olds are the minority of fj. everyone hates them.
now watch some 4chan hacker send strippers to my house.

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
#158 - killedkenny (09/24/2010) [-]
GTFO little kids, don't waste space in this thread.
#199 - anonymous (09/24/2010) [-]
my point.
everyone hates the minority. especially if they have a bad reputation. like a twelve year old. or a mexican.
everyone thinks a mexican in america is an illegal immigrant.
and everyone thinks all twelve year olds are little snotheads who act like justin beiber.
except i realize who i am, what ive done and what experiences ive had. that is no one, nothing, and none. im not gonna pretend like im awesome and smarter than everyone here. even I hate those kinds of kids.
but what the fuck? the interwebz is a retarded and awesome place. who cares about idiots who judge people by the rest their age, ethnicity, or what the hell ever they decide to.
meh.
User avatar #198 - somemisfit (09/24/2010) [-]
agreed
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#144 - anonymous (09/24/2010) [-]
and if youre a troll, GTFO
User avatar #138 - thebritishguy (09/24/2010) [-]
well when a man and a woman love each other very much........
User avatar #154 - irishhugz (09/24/2010) [-]
when a man, a man, a man, and a woman love each other very much...
#166 - Irelandboy (09/24/2010) [-]
Cousin?
#141 - MustardSammich (09/24/2010) [-]
User avatar #140 - Screenshotman (09/24/2010) [-]
THEY PLAY BARBIES TOGETHER?
#146 - anonymous (09/24/2010) [-]
You can if you want...
User avatar #145 - thebritishguy (09/24/2010) [-]
lol
#136 - Maybe I'm not Adam West. Maybe I'm Adam We... Who is this? Don… 09/24/2010 on No Batman! NO! 0
#125 - Jessie Slaughter 09/24/2010 on This is acctualy a test +2
#123 - In my opinion, it kinda is. 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD 0
#118 - Beeping volume:100 Enemies 40 ft away BEEEEEP BEEEEE…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD 0
User avatar #119 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
it just seems kind of like cheating to me.
User avatar #123 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
In my opinion, it kinda is.
#115 - That's one of the kinks they are trying to work out of the sem…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD 0
User avatar #116 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
yeah. all i know, i don't wanna have to use one. i know i'd fuck it up somehow.
User avatar #118 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
Beeping volume:100

Enemies 40 ft away
BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP
Nikolai: What's that?
Dmitri: Enemy soldier, open fire!!!
User avatar #119 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
it just seems kind of like cheating to me.
User avatar #123 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
In my opinion, it kinda is.
#111 - The "silencer" never says anything about using sub-s… 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD 0
#109 - Heartbeat sensors do, actually exist. The ninja perk, however,…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD -2
User avatar #113 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
i'm not sure about modern times, but in WW2, they had stick bombs, but they were incredibly dangerous. apparently the glue had a tendency to stick to the person holding it...
and about heartbeat sensors "i don't wanna be special ops, with their pussy heartbeat sensors" -whathisface from BBC2.
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User avatar #151 - localbees (09/26/2010) [-]
haha, yeah, i just played that level last night. i went to write it down, but forgot
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User avatar #142 - localbees (09/25/2010) [-]
but that wouldn't be sticky... it'd be a pipe bomb with nails in it...
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User avatar #145 - localbees (09/25/2010) [-]
a bomb covered in glue would work better. what if you come up against something that isn't soft? like a tank, or a brick wall?
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User avatar #147 - localbees (09/25/2010) [-]
i'd be afraid to hold a nail covered thing.
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User avatar #124 - Myronftw (09/23/2010) [-]
actually it is not sticky its just highly mailable and the amount of Semtex you get in game would make an explosion the size of the c4
User avatar #135 - localbees (09/24/2010) [-]
i was talking about ww2 ones, where it's just a shitload of superglue on a bomb.
User avatar #122 - landonGUNGUY (09/23/2010) [-]
sweet water?
User avatar #115 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
That's one of the kinks they are trying to work out of the semtex, possibly a grip on one side or something along those lines. Yea, the guy from BFBC2 said that, I don't remember his name either. :( It is true though. They do exist, and are mostly used on Spec-Ops missions. My dad used to be a Special Ops soldier until I was born, then he switched to National Guard.
User avatar #116 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
yeah. all i know, i don't wanna have to use one. i know i'd fuck it up somehow.
User avatar #118 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
Beeping volume:100

Enemies 40 ft away
BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP
Nikolai: What's that?
Dmitri: Enemy soldier, open fire!!!
User avatar #119 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
it just seems kind of like cheating to me.
User avatar #123 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
In my opinion, it kinda is.
User avatar #111 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
The "silencer" never says anything about using sub-sonic rounds. Therefore meaning the guns would still have sound. A silencer without sub-sonic rounds is just a flash hider.
#50 - <--- The icebergs 09/23/2010 on Dear Blank, Please Blank... +2
#4 - Yellow FJ Way back in the day when my old account wasn't ba… 09/23/2010 on NOSTALGIA TRIP! 0
#3 - What's starcraft 2?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2010 on Yo mama -2
#9 - hubbard (09/24/2010) [-]
why the fuck did this receive thumbs down
#126 - I told him to pick this cotton, he said **** that… 09/23/2010 on Galileo +1
#17 - THIS ARE BETTER LOL  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Galileo +10
#49 - MinisterforMagic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - commandress (09/23/2010) [-]
use your grammar !
whatever i liek sammiches!!!1!!!lol
#61 - Did you win a contest or something? 09/23/2010 on Gummy bear vodka! +4
#186 - Picture 09/23/2010 on A Thought -1
#90 - This will be my last reply to you, but knowing children your a… 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +2
#86 - Explain to me how I prove it. Until then I'm done arguing with…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +2
#87 - JessyGrlBlondey has deleted their comment.
#106 - anonymous (09/23/2010) [-]
You are only ten and still can't fucking spell nor type correctly. Get off funnyjunk.
#90 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
This will be my last reply to you, but knowing children your age, you'll still reply to this, I meant I will STOP arguing with you now. I will delete my comments if the creator of this content asks me to.
#246 - No doubt. (It wasn't my mom though, bro, it was just an old jo… 09/23/2010 on Have you noticed? +5
#81 - My old account was banned because I forgot to hit the NSFW but…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +2
#83 - JessyGrlBlondey has deleted their comment.
#92 - anonymous (09/23/2010) [-]
I like how all the sexist comments got thumbed up. I guess the people of funnyjunk want you in the kitchen. BTW while your there i could use a samich.
User avatar #86 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
Explain to me how I prove it. Until then I'm done arguing with you, because I don't really feel like spamming an entire page just to prove a point.
#87 - JessyGrlBlondey has deleted their comment.
#106 - anonymous (09/23/2010) [-]
You are only ten and still can't fucking spell nor type correctly. Get off funnyjunk.
#90 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
This will be my last reply to you, but knowing children your age, you'll still reply to this, I meant I will STOP arguing with you now. I will delete my comments if the creator of this content asks me to.
#152 - My reaction, from when I first saw the books, to when I starte…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2010 on How Long Can You Last? +4
User avatar #177 - nXyNV (09/23/2010) [-]
Haha I had the same reaction. D:
#66 - Wait... If she pulls on his penis 250 times, she wants sex 250…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +4
#108 - Edzone (09/23/2010) [-]

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User avatar #56 - Screenshotman (05/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #113 - Screenshotman (05/25/2012) [-]
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#53 to #109 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
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#54 to #110 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
**** , I don't have one if I fail. I CAN'T LOSE.

Anyways, here's what I use if I win.
#49 - bigboyblue ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
****** bitch! 8D
User avatar #47 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
For all of you here to call me a ****** , enjoy this dubstep.

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User avatar #48 to #104 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
youtube . com/watch?v=duE-NEgHi3M
User avatar #46 - supersparta (03/10/2012) [-]
I love you my ***** <3
#40 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
What is up ****** .
User avatar #39 - bigsanta (03/10/2012) [-]
howdy ******
User avatar #41 to #96 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
Mind giving me a link where I'm to be called a ****** ? I want to see how popular the post he got it on is.
#38 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
>MFW these comments
#37 - MrOblivious (03/10/2012) [-]
***** ***** ***** why you eat so much chicken!
#36 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
#35 - darkeco (03/10/2012) [-]
i was told to call u a ******
#34 - aullaras (03/10/2012) [-]
**aullaras rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Surprise bass drop ** What a ****** . Ric Pelated
#33 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
#32 - fmabeaker (03/10/2012) [-]
There's my ***** .
#30 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
sup muh *****
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