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Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Skyrim, CS:S, G-Mod, TF2
Interests: Paintball, Vidya Gaems
Date Signed Up:9/13/2010
Last Login:6/04/2014
Location:Germany
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#136 - Maybe I'm not Adam West. Maybe I'm Adam We... Who is this? Don… 09/24/2010 on No Batman! NO! 0
#125 - Jessie Slaughter 09/24/2010 on This is acctualy a test +2
#123 - In my opinion, it kinda is. 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD 0
#118 - Beeping volume:100 Enemies 40 ft away BEEEEEP BEEEEE…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD 0
User avatar #119 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
it just seems kind of like cheating to me.
User avatar #123 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
In my opinion, it kinda is.
#115 - That's one of the kinks they are trying to work out of the sem…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD 0
User avatar #116 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
yeah. all i know, i don't wanna have to use one. i know i'd fuck it up somehow.
User avatar #118 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
Beeping volume:100

Enemies 40 ft away
BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP
Nikolai: What's that?
Dmitri: Enemy soldier, open fire!!!
User avatar #119 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
it just seems kind of like cheating to me.
User avatar #123 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
In my opinion, it kinda is.
#111 - The "silencer" never says anything about using sub-s… 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD 0
#109 - Heartbeat sensors do, actually exist. The ninja perk, however,…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Halo vs. COD -2
User avatar #113 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
i'm not sure about modern times, but in WW2, they had stick bombs, but they were incredibly dangerous. apparently the glue had a tendency to stick to the person holding it...
and about heartbeat sensors "i don't wanna be special ops, with their pussy heartbeat sensors" -whathisface from BBC2.
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User avatar #151 - localbees (09/26/2010) [-]
haha, yeah, i just played that level last night. i went to write it down, but forgot
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User avatar #142 - localbees (09/25/2010) [-]
but that wouldn't be sticky... it'd be a pipe bomb with nails in it...
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User avatar #145 - localbees (09/25/2010) [-]
a bomb covered in glue would work better. what if you come up against something that isn't soft? like a tank, or a brick wall?
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User avatar #147 - localbees (09/25/2010) [-]
i'd be afraid to hold a nail covered thing.
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User avatar #124 - Myronftw (09/23/2010) [-]
actually it is not sticky its just highly mailable and the amount of Semtex you get in game would make an explosion the size of the c4
User avatar #135 - localbees (09/24/2010) [-]
i was talking about ww2 ones, where it's just a shitload of superglue on a bomb.
User avatar #122 - landonGUNGUY (09/23/2010) [-]
sweet water?
User avatar #115 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
That's one of the kinks they are trying to work out of the semtex, possibly a grip on one side or something along those lines. Yea, the guy from BFBC2 said that, I don't remember his name either. :( It is true though. They do exist, and are mostly used on Spec-Ops missions. My dad used to be a Special Ops soldier until I was born, then he switched to National Guard.
User avatar #116 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
yeah. all i know, i don't wanna have to use one. i know i'd fuck it up somehow.
User avatar #118 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
Beeping volume:100

Enemies 40 ft away
BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP
Nikolai: What's that?
Dmitri: Enemy soldier, open fire!!!
User avatar #119 - localbees (09/23/2010) [-]
it just seems kind of like cheating to me.
User avatar #123 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
In my opinion, it kinda is.
User avatar #111 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
The "silencer" never says anything about using sub-sonic rounds. Therefore meaning the guns would still have sound. A silencer without sub-sonic rounds is just a flash hider.
#50 - <--- The icebergs 09/23/2010 on Dear Blank, Please Blank... +2
#4 - Yellow FJ Way back in the day when my old account wasn't ba… 09/23/2010 on NOSTALGIA TRIP! 0
#3 - What's starcraft 2?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2010 on Yo mama -2
#9 - hubbard (09/24/2010) [-]
why the fuck did this receive thumbs down
#126 - I told him to pick this cotton, he said **** that… 09/23/2010 on Galileo +1
#17 - THIS ARE BETTER LOL  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Galileo +10
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User avatar #24 - commandress (09/23/2010) [-]
use your grammar !
whatever i liek sammiches!!!1!!!lol
#61 - Did you win a contest or something? 09/23/2010 on Gummy bear vodka! +4
#186 - Picture 09/23/2010 on A Thought -1
#90 - This will be my last reply to you, but knowing children your a… 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +2
#86 - Explain to me how I prove it. Until then I'm done arguing with…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +2
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#106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2010) [-]
You are only ten and still can't fucking spell nor type correctly. Get off funnyjunk.
#90 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
This will be my last reply to you, but knowing children your age, you'll still reply to this, I meant I will STOP arguing with you now. I will delete my comments if the creator of this content asks me to.
#246 - No doubt. (It wasn't my mom though, bro, it was just an old jo… 09/23/2010 on Have you noticed? +5
#81 - My old account was banned because I forgot to hit the *…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +2
#83 - JessyGrlBlondey has deleted their comment.
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2010) [-]
I like how all the sexist comments got thumbed up. I guess the people of funnyjunk want you in the kitchen. BTW while your there i could use a samich.
User avatar #86 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
Explain to me how I prove it. Until then I'm done arguing with you, because I don't really feel like spamming an entire page just to prove a point.
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#106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2010) [-]
You are only ten and still can't fucking spell nor type correctly. Get off funnyjunk.
#90 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
This will be my last reply to you, but knowing children your age, you'll still reply to this, I meant I will STOP arguing with you now. I will delete my comments if the creator of this content asks me to.
#152 - My reaction, from when I first saw the books, to when I starte…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2010 on How Long Can You Last? +4
User avatar #177 - nXyNV (09/23/2010) [-]
Haha I had the same reaction. D:
#66 - Wait... If she pulls on his penis 250 times, she wants sex 250…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +4
#108 - Edzone (09/23/2010) [-]
#65 - GTFO NOW EVEN PEDOBEAR DOESNT WANT SOMETHING THAT DISGUSTING  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2010 on Deaf Sex +3
#67 - JessyGrlBlondey has deleted their comment.
#126 - This is why Kermit doesn't party anymore... 09/23/2010 on Greatest Response Ever +3
#229 - So my mom thinks that LOL means lots of love. She sent me a te…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2010 on Have you noticed? +3
User avatar #245 - EMODOG (09/23/2010) [-]
wow ur mom is dumb
User avatar #246 - Screenshotman (09/23/2010) [-]
No doubt. (It wasn't my mom though, bro, it was just an old joke I heard)
#337 - So you're posting random links to your own content? GTFO 09/23/2010 on ladies please +3
#26 - Paintball game with PCP: STEAL PAINTBALL GUN SHOVE UP PEOPLES …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2010 on Drugs 0
User avatar #28 - allshadesofwhite (09/22/2010) [-]
bowling on PCP : beat people with balls and pins

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User avatar #56 - Screenshotman (05/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #113 - Screenshotman (05/25/2012) [-]
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#53 to #109 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
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#54 to #110 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
**** , I don't have one if I fail. I CAN'T LOSE.

Anyways, here's what I use if I win.
User avatar #47 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
For all of you here to call me a ****** , enjoy this dubstep.

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User avatar #48 to #104 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 - supersparta (03/10/2012) [-]
I love you my ***** <3
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
What is up ****** .
User avatar #39 - bigsanta (03/10/2012) [-]
howdy ******
User avatar #41 to #96 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
Mind giving me a link where I'm to be called a ****** ? I want to see how popular the post he got it on is.
#43 to #98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
#38 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
>MFW these comments
#37 - MrOblivious (03/10/2012) [-]
***** ***** ***** why you eat so much chicken!
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
#35 - darkeco (03/10/2012) [-]
i was told to call u a ******
#34 - aullaras (03/10/2012) [-]
**aullaras rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Surprise bass drop ** What a ****** . Ric Pelated
#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
#32 - fmabeaker (03/10/2012) [-]
There's my ***** .
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
sup muh *****
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