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Video Games Played: Skyrim, CS:S, G-Mod, TF2
Interests: Paintball, Vidya Gaems
Date Signed Up:9/13/2010
Last Login:6/04/2014
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#10 - I've been buying everything myself since I was 14 (aside from …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/18/2012 on iPhone +4
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/18/2012) [-]
Mine: ( custom built )
i7 2700k 3.4 gHZ
8GB RAM
2 GTX 560 Ti's
64GB SSD

User avatar #34 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
Cool Story bro.
I don't pay for my things in money. I pay for them in labour. I.E. I work for my parents, in return I receive something like a PC or a phone or something.
User avatar #42 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
But then the problem with that is, your labor is never managed correctly. My parents always used to underpay for shit like that, since they claimed it was just going towards something anyways. (Shit logic, but whatever) so I just said "Start paying me in cash and I'll just buy it myself" and I started getting normal amounts.
User avatar #43 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
I agree, sometimes I get underpayed, but on occasion I'm overpayed (probably to make up for it.)
User avatar #46 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
Well, now that I'm old enough to actually do things on my own, it's not a problem. I have my own phone plan, and I'm no longer on my parents, so I don't just have them take it out of what they owe me, I just pay the phone company myself.
User avatar #48 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
I'm graduating high school this year, and joining the service a couple of months out. I'm going to visit my mother in penn. for a few weeks before I leave, and then me and my father are going to go to Asia someplace and backpack for a couple weeks maybe before I ship out.
At this point, a job would be near-useless.
User avatar #27 - mylittlebrony (03/18/2012) [-]
teach me you'r ways o master
User avatar #40 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
Easiest way is to just look around town for things to do. Talk to older folks, and ask them if they need help with anything. Also, look for paper route jobs. I have about 3 routes I do and I earn about $100 a day with all 3 of those.
#20 - Sabor (03/18/2012) [-]
#23 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
#17 - how much will this cost and do you promise to shut up and … 03/18/2012 on As if Dovahkiin was not... +2
#355 - Just keep at it, i wish you the best of luck. 03/17/2012 on Forever alone Solution 0
#44 - This is the first of Kony, the Ugandan hero 's trolls that I'… 03/17/2012 on anonymousess's profile 0
#288 - She's really cute, dude. My advice is to try and just wait pat…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Forever alone Solution 0
User avatar #294 - Grimmis (03/17/2012) [-]
pretty much what i've done...
User avatar #355 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
Just keep at it, i wish you the best of luck.
#165 - If he's going to judge you by your religion, he wouldn't be a … 03/17/2012 on Forever alone Solution 0
#4 - Doesn't matter to me, alyx still has a nice ass either way. 03/17/2012 on Are you a true HL fan +3
#2 - I don't know the exact answer, but judging by looks, I'd say 3…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Are you a true HL fan +1
User avatar #3 - insanemanoo (03/17/2012) [-]
At the beginning of HL1 it says he's 27 and at some point in HL2 someone says that it's been 20 years since the Resonance Cascade, so he's 47 actually, but the stasis sleep didn't age him, so he still looks 27.
User avatar #4 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter to me, alyx still has a nice ass either way.
#139 - Lol, some douchehat thumbed everyone down. $10 says it's s… 03/17/2012 on Forever alone Solution +4
#130 - I'm the exact same way, bro. My girlfriend isn't superhot#…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Forever alone Solution +1
#179 - Grimmis (03/17/2012) [-]
there's this girl at work, she is pretty much the female version of me...plays WoW, plays other video games, and does other stuff that is relatively nerdy... only problem is she has a bf who looks like a sewer rat :|

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User avatar #288 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
She's really cute, dude. My advice is to try and just wait patiently until her boyfriend fucks up, then just kinda be there for her. Take her out to dinner and have her talk about it, then just build up a relationship. That's what I did with my girl and it worked flawlessly. Try not to make sexist jokes or dirty jokes, because while that's sometimes funny, first dates are usually for learning about each other, not learning that you're a pervert xD
User avatar #294 - Grimmis (03/17/2012) [-]
pretty much what i've done...
User avatar #355 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
Just keep at it, i wish you the best of luck.
#155 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/17/2012) [-]
lol j/k

lucky guy.
User avatar #137 - bgbba (03/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, actually, she is pretty hot by my standards. I mean, she's not ugly by any means, we'll say that much. She's not fat, which makes her better that many, and the video games cinches the deal. Yep, I'd say your girlfriend is pretty awesome, and you, sir, are one lucky guy.
User avatar #134 - ravenclawesome (03/17/2012) [-]
She's hot.
User avatar #139 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
Lol, some douchehat thumbed everyone down.
$10 says it's some kid who really wants a girlfriend
#74 - >be drinking water >see this Bye bye, lapto… 03/17/2012 on I cry evertime +26
#124 - Because forever alone guys are (most of the time) shy and have…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Forever alone Solution +36
User avatar #188 - ZenMacros (03/17/2012) [-]
I agree. I am shy. I wouldn't say I have high standards, but I wouldn't date a girl I think is ugly. She doesn't have to be drop-dead gorgeous, but I at least have to enjoy looking at her. I would find it difficult to be in a relationship with a girl if I didn't find pleasure in looking at her.
#161 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/17/2012) [-]
I know a lot of guys with high standards, one of my guy friends has religious standpoints, vegetarian standpoints, as well as weight standpoints he will not falter when picking a girl. :( I really like him, but I am a bit overweight out of the three standards. Needless to say he isn't interested.
User avatar #165 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
If he's going to judge you by your religion, he wouldn't be a good boyfriend in the first place.

My girlfriend is a catholic, I'm christian (inb4 mass thumbs down) and we get along just fine.
User avatar #127 - mamaluweegee (03/17/2012) [-]
I agree for I am shy (not on the internet because I have almost none of me on it) and I am forever alone. I feel however that I have upper-mid standards. I want it to be about personality but, lets be honest.
#130 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
I'm the exact same way, bro.
My girlfriend isn't superhot#1 but she's pretty decent looking, and she loves video games.

Pic related, it's her.
#179 - Grimmis (03/17/2012) [-]
there's this girl at work, she is pretty much the female version of me...plays WoW, plays other video games, and does other stuff that is relatively nerdy... only problem is she has a bf who looks like a sewer rat :|

<--- pic related
User avatar #288 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
She's really cute, dude. My advice is to try and just wait patiently until her boyfriend fucks up, then just kinda be there for her. Take her out to dinner and have her talk about it, then just build up a relationship. That's what I did with my girl and it worked flawlessly. Try not to make sexist jokes or dirty jokes, because while that's sometimes funny, first dates are usually for learning about each other, not learning that you're a pervert xD
User avatar #294 - Grimmis (03/17/2012) [-]
pretty much what i've done...
User avatar #355 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
Just keep at it, i wish you the best of luck.
#155 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/17/2012) [-]
lol j/k

lucky guy.
User avatar #137 - bgbba (03/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, actually, she is pretty hot by my standards. I mean, she's not ugly by any means, we'll say that much. She's not fat, which makes her better that many, and the video games cinches the deal. Yep, I'd say your girlfriend is pretty awesome, and you, sir, are one lucky guy.
User avatar #134 - ravenclawesome (03/17/2012) [-]
She's hot.
User avatar #139 - Screenshotman (03/17/2012) [-]
Lol, some douchehat thumbed everyone down.
$10 says it's some kid who really wants a girlfriend
#126 - kdyzol (03/17/2012) [-]
you right
#125 - deadz (03/17/2012) [-]
Very right sir, thumb for you.
#10 - Oh, after checking it again, LOL. ***** … 03/16/2012 on stormraptor's profile 0
#9 - ********* jump off a bridge and kill yourself. I'… 03/16/2012 on stormraptor's profile 0
#1200 - HAY LET'S RAID CLUB PENGUIN WE'RE SO COOL WE'RE JUST LIKE /b/ …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2012 on Club Penguin Raid +10
User avatar #1213 - itislethal (03/16/2012) [-]
Hell, /v/ did that shit a year ago and actually made groups form around STOPPING THEM. They almost ended the faggoty "armies" of penguins by creating the Purple Penguin Republic.
#1210 - misterwordman (03/16/2012) [-]
#194 - 0/10 troll harder ****** 03/16/2012 on Run, Pedobear, RUN! +3
#16 - *******************  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2012 on ProfessorOak's profile 0
User avatar #17 - ProfessorOak (03/15/2012) [-]
Ah yes, Niggerfagdicklicker.

Here's a pokedex.

#14 - I'm a girl, silly! Don't you remember vagina inspection day a …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2012 on ProfessorOak's profile 0
User avatar #15 - ProfessorOak (03/15/2012) [-]
This is my grandson...


Ermm, what was his name again?
User avatar #16 - Screenshotman (03/15/2012) [-]
niggerfagdicklicker
User avatar #17 - ProfessorOak (03/15/2012) [-]
Ah yes, Niggerfagdicklicker.

Here's a pokedex.

#12 - So how's it going having a grandson named " *******…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2012 on ProfessorOak's profile 0
User avatar #13 - ProfessorOak (03/15/2012) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl?
#14 - Screenshotman (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm a girl, silly! Don't you remember vagina inspection day a couple weeks ago?
User avatar #15 - ProfessorOak (03/15/2012) [-]
This is my grandson...


Ermm, what was his name again?
User avatar #16 - Screenshotman (03/15/2012) [-]
niggerfagdicklicker
User avatar #17 - ProfessorOak (03/15/2012) [-]
Ah yes, Niggerfagdicklicker.

Here's a pokedex.

#35 - It's relevant because the kid's name is Billy! (Or is portraye… 03/14/2012 on Ok just calm down bill 0
#72 - Comment deleted 03/14/2012 on 1, 2, 3, Spaghetti... 0
#60 - Then he bitches at you for not knowing the case. 03/14/2012 on Pretty true. 0
#100 - I know working at McDonalds sucks, so whenever I go there, I a… 03/14/2012 on Scumbag Manager +4
#51 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on Happy birthday! +3
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#12 - I like you. Before I leave, I shall leave you with a wonderful…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on ThizzKing's profile 0
#13 - ThizzKing (03/14/2012) [-]
**ThizzKing rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at 90s cheater ** mfw i love this song.

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User avatar #56 - Screenshotman (05/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #113 - Screenshotman (05/25/2012) [-]
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#53 to #109 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
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#54 to #110 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
**** , I don't have one if I fail. I CAN'T LOSE.

Anyways, here's what I use if I win.
User avatar #47 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
For all of you here to call me a ****** , enjoy this dubstep.

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User avatar #48 to #104 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 - supersparta (03/10/2012) [-]
I love you my ***** <3
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
What is up ****** .
User avatar #39 - bigsanta (03/10/2012) [-]
howdy ******
User avatar #41 to #96 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
Mind giving me a link where I'm to be called a ****** ? I want to see how popular the post he got it on is.
#43 to #98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
#38 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
>MFW these comments
#37 - MrOblivious (03/10/2012) [-]
***** ***** ***** why you eat so much chicken!
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
#35 - darkeco (03/10/2012) [-]
i was told to call u a ******
#34 - aullaras (03/10/2012) [-]
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#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
#32 - fmabeaker (03/10/2012) [-]
There's my ***** .
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2012) [-]
sup muh *****
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