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#15 - It's actually 99 cents in the store, while I don't like spendi…  [+] (1 reply) 11/28/2012 on Spirit of giving +3
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#20 - Timmietim (11/28/2012) [-]
1.33 is in the refined metal currency
#12 - Crates aren't worth very much, in fact they're one of the leas…  [+] (2 replies) 11/28/2012 on Spirit of giving +2
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#24 - burningdash (01/30/2013) [-]
uncraft weapons has started to raise, because u cant get em anymore
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#25 - Screenshotman (01/31/2013) [-]
You can get uncraft weapons, just not uncraft hats and shit.
#98 - My legitimate plan, in order. Note that I live in a small town…  [+] (9 replies) 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse +5
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#139 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [-]
Assuming he hasn't taken the gun already, assuming he doesn't shoot you when you try to take his truck, or he even lets you take his truck, assuming everyone is alive and able to acquire all the goods necessary, assuming you actually have the balls to kill someone who might attack you, assuming your not murdered in the city, assuming you can find a better vehicle, assuming theirs any gas left, assuming you can find a farmhouse that isn't already under someone else's control. A better plan is to buy all of this stuff ahead of time, store it at a safe house (or whatever), and have each member drive their when the shit hits the fan. This way is one of your friends die on the way, you won't be without whatever it was they were supposed to bring.

Just a suggestion
#536 - jdsalenger (11/28/2012) [-]
What if his neighbor is already a zombie?
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#362 - Screenshotman (11/28/2012) [-]
Very good points, I've thought of a few "what ifs" but I do think making alternate plans is a good idea.
My neighbor won't shoot me, he knows me well, assuming he's still there and alive I'll just inform him shit's going down (assuming he doesn't already know) and that I need any guns he can spare and his truck.

I've already discovered I'm a heartless cunt when my survival is at stake, I was actually stranded for 2 days at the Grand Canyon in summer with this guy I didn't know, I concealed a full bottle of water I had when all he had was half a bottle. It never got to a point where he might die because of dehydration so I don't know if I'd break under pressure and let him have it come that point, but I think I wouldn't have. We weren't expecting rescue for another week and it was pure luck that we found a road and just waved person after person down.
#112 - herpderpstrom (11/28/2012) [-]
I don't know if I should be impressed or feel sorry for you...
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#103 - fuzzyballs (11/28/2012) [-]
and you're being aweful serious about something that's never ever going to happen
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#104 - Screenshotman (11/28/2012) [-]
It's all just imagination if you think about it.
It's fun to think of something amazing and action-like such as a zombie apocalypse, and it's even more fun to think of it with friends/discuss it with friends.
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#101 - fuzzyballs (11/28/2012) [-]
...you just... steal your neighbour's shit?
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#102 - Screenshotman (11/28/2012) [-]
If he's alive and there, I'll take what he allows me to (since all he has is him and his wife) and I know he has more than 2 rifles/shotguns.
If he's not there I'll assume he's dead and take everything.

The zombie apocalypse isn't a place for morals. I'm not going to randomly kill tons of people but I'm not going to hold the door for someone.
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#100 - Screenshotman (11/28/2012) [-]
Probably important to mention it's a good idea to have generators/wood stoves+firewood at the ready for Winter since power will most likely be gone. Security systems on the place you're holed up at might be a good idea in case of an intrusion of bandits/zeds without you seeing them. Don't be afraid to shoot humans if they're either:
A - Causing large amounts of trouble to you or causing your life to be in danger by wasting your time or something like that.
B - Bitten or infected to the point where they will turn soon.

Even if it's your friend, I don't think your friend's going to remember being your friend when he's munching on your face.
#69 - Carlos, I swear to **** I will take your little smile, shove …  [+] (3 replies) 11/28/2012 on Phil #9 -7
#241 - elcreepo (11/28/2012) [-]
It's a cartoon. Carlos doesn't exist nor does he have a mouth for you to violate. Even if Carlos was real, you'd never hurt him, he's what, six?

Calm down.
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#270 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
Apparently you don't realize that this is a long running joke where someone makes a ridiculously violent/awful comment about Carlos.

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#271 - elcreepo (11/29/2012) [-]
Red thumbs mean that your comment was unfunny and too serious, so stahp.