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Date Signed Up:9/13/2010
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#3 - Picture 03/19/2012 on A Public Service Announcement. -1
#2 - Picture 03/19/2012 on A Public Service Announcement. -1
#1 - Picture 03/19/2012 on A Public Service Announcement. -1
#241 - 8 packs of hot dogs... 10 packs of buns... EQUAL …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Facebook... +2
User avatar #249 - tonyri (03/19/2012) [-]
or 4 packs of hot dogs and 5 packs of buns.
User avatar #258 - Screenshotman (03/19/2012) [-]
You're right, but then you don't get 100 HOT DOGS TO SHOVE IN PEOPLE'S ANUS.
User avatar #259 - tonyri (03/19/2012) [-]
Don't you mean 80 hot dogs? Plus then you would have 80 extra buns.
User avatar #267 - Screenshotman (03/19/2012) [-]
You're right.
However, this is funnyjunk, so I am inclined to do this....
SHUT UP FAGGOT YOU'RE NOT RIGHT EAT SHIT AND DIE NIGGER HUEFAGRAGKDAF

that'll teach him...
#165 - >be homeschooled >never late for school uje… 03/19/2012 on when +1
#257 - I'm not from 4chan. We are not 4chan. 03/19/2012 on iPhone 0
#3248938 - It should be John Sesment the Eighth 03/19/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#620 - I thought it was going to be a glove. 03/18/2012 on What i got my gf to wear... +3
#253 - If there's a chance, even a very very minor chance, of this be…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2012 on iPhone 0
User avatar #256 - jesusfrankenstein (03/19/2012) [-]
Tell that to 4chan.
User avatar #257 - Screenshotman (03/19/2012) [-]
I'm not from 4chan.
We are not 4chan.

#77 - Wow, someone must REALLY want some ******* cookie… 03/18/2012 on Final Words 0
#76 - **Screenshotman rolled a random comment #121 posted by kel…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2012 on Final Words +1
User avatar #77 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
Wow, someone must REALLY want some fucking cookies to kill me over that.
#80 - I understand entirely, my first thoughts were it was just some…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2012 on iPhone 0
User avatar #241 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
And you know this from a few words on a screen? Wow, okay. Unless you know her in person, you don't know her. the internet is the easiest place to lie.
User avatar #253 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
If there's a chance, even a very very minor chance, of this being true, I've got no reasoning to lead her to suicide. That's a fucked up thing to do, even if it is on the internet.

User avatar #256 - jesusfrankenstein (03/19/2012) [-]
Tell that to 4chan.
User avatar #257 - Screenshotman (03/19/2012) [-]
I'm not from 4chan.
We are not 4chan.

User avatar #83 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Shit happens, bro. You didn't know. I would probably have done the same thing.
#73 - I recommend deleting your comment. I'm already PMing her about…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2012 on iPhone +1
User avatar #78 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Ok man, it's cool. Happy to see that you're not the dick I thought you were upon seeing your comment. Just the whole deal with the "Eat shit", and every thing made me flip out.
User avatar #80 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
I understand entirely, my first thoughts were it was just some whiny person but she's actually got reasoning behind her sadness :c
User avatar #241 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
And you know this from a few words on a screen? Wow, okay. Unless you know her in person, you don't know her. the internet is the easiest place to lie.
User avatar #253 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
If there's a chance, even a very very minor chance, of this being true, I've got no reasoning to lead her to suicide. That's a fucked up thing to do, even if it is on the internet.

User avatar #256 - jesusfrankenstein (03/19/2012) [-]
Tell that to 4chan.
User avatar #257 - Screenshotman (03/19/2012) [-]
I'm not from 4chan.
We are not 4chan.

User avatar #83 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Shit happens, bro. You didn't know. I would probably have done the same thing.
#3218937 - I agree, her or Rarity (Since sweetie belle and rarity are sis… 03/18/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#3218855 - **Screenshotman rolled a random image posted in comment #69 … 03/18/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#3218788 - DO EET, FRIEND. 03/18/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#3218763 - ITT: Cute luna pics. or woona. or whatever she's calle… 03/18/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +3
#46 - Well, now that I'm old enough to actually do things on my own,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2012 on iPhone 0
User avatar #48 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
I'm graduating high school this year, and joining the service a couple of months out. I'm going to visit my mother in penn. for a few weeks before I leave, and then me and my father are going to go to Asia someplace and backpack for a couple weeks maybe before I ship out.
At this point, a job would be near-useless.
#42 - But then the problem with that is, your labor is never managed…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2012 on iPhone -1
User avatar #43 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
I agree, sometimes I get underpayed, but on occasion I'm overpayed (probably to make up for it.)
User avatar #46 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
Well, now that I'm old enough to actually do things on my own, it's not a problem. I have my own phone plan, and I'm no longer on my parents, so I don't just have them take it out of what they owe me, I just pay the phone company myself.
User avatar #48 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
I'm graduating high school this year, and joining the service a couple of months out. I'm going to visit my mother in penn. for a few weeks before I leave, and then me and my father are going to go to Asia someplace and backpack for a couple weeks maybe before I ship out.
At this point, a job would be near-useless.
#40 - Easiest way is to just look around town for things to do. Talk… 03/18/2012 on iPhone -1
#37 - Comment deleted 03/18/2012 on iPhone +3
#23 - Picture 03/18/2012 on iPhone 0
#18 - Yeah, because he'd definitely make your life a living hell jus…  [+] (29 new replies) 03/18/2012 on iPhone +13
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User avatar #73 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
I recommend deleting your comment. I'm already PMing her about things, and I do somewhat regret what I said. I never said he was a good father, by the way.
User avatar #78 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Ok man, it's cool. Happy to see that you're not the dick I thought you were upon seeing your comment. Just the whole deal with the "Eat shit", and every thing made me flip out.
User avatar #80 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
I understand entirely, my first thoughts were it was just some whiny person but she's actually got reasoning behind her sadness :c
User avatar #241 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
And you know this from a few words on a screen? Wow, okay. Unless you know her in person, you don't know her. the internet is the easiest place to lie.
User avatar #253 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
If there's a chance, even a very very minor chance, of this being true, I've got no reasoning to lead her to suicide. That's a fucked up thing to do, even if it is on the internet.

User avatar #256 - jesusfrankenstein (03/19/2012) [-]
Tell that to 4chan.
User avatar #257 - Screenshotman (03/19/2012) [-]
I'm not from 4chan.
We are not 4chan.

User avatar #83 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Shit happens, bro. You didn't know. I would probably have done the same thing.
User avatar #33 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
You guys just dont understand, i suppose. so thanks for all the negative thumbs. i already had a shitty day..... maybe i will just kill myslef. see you fuckers in hell.
#45 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
Don't listen to them
there's a lot of assholes on the internet
Some try to make themselves fell better about themselves by putting others down
#86 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2012) [-]
Lol, you're defending the spoiled bitch?


Kk thx bye
User avatar #50 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
Well its too late now. im already depressed enough and i wish i didnt let what people think of me affect how i feel, but i do. now im bawling my eyes out over a few stupid assholes that dont really know me.
User avatar #239 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
Attention whore much? Hope you're enjoying all the red thumbs, btw.
User avatar #76 - qazzuiop (03/18/2012) [-]
"Ahh, man, you don't know me, you can't tell me becuase you don't know me ;.;.;.;.;.; bawwww"

time to stop posting if you seriously are using that arguement...
#59 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
I cannot begin to comprehend what it must be like to be you on a daily basis but something that always makes me feel better (like reading or playing games on the computer) is doing something i like... alone... away from everyone else.
#57 - xJoshx has deleted their comment.
#52 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
They are asshole
I cant think of any other way to put this but: If you can trudge though the shit it will only get better
User avatar #41 - TheHaloGuy (03/18/2012) [-]
Good, kill yourself.
User avatar #53 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
FUCKING PUSSIE CANT OWN UP TO BEING AN ASSHOLE
#55 - xJoshx (03/18/2012) [-]
I think i'll use this one too...
User avatar #44 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
i come on FJ to laugh, not to be told to kill myself. i get enough of that from my own family. and i know every cooment i make gets me more negative thumbs but im so alone in this. so thanks, i already suffer from depression.
User avatar #240 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
Then why don't you just fucking get in your car and go somewhere with your friends instead of sitting on the computer? Yes, your father is totally abusive when he probably kills himself to make the money to buy you all this shit. ._. stupid ignorant cunt.
#61 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2012) [-]
Oh shut the fuck up with the whiny bullshit. Get over it and shut up, don't bring more on yourself.. Idiot.
User avatar #58 - bladeboy (03/18/2012) [-]
Kill yourself and webcam it.
#56 - xJoshx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #47 - TheHaloGuy (03/18/2012) [-]
TL;DR go die, live stream it aswell!
User avatar #39 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
Trust me buddy.
If any of us are going to hell, it'll be for the rewards not for the punishment.
Hell is the last place you want to see us.
#37 - Screenshotman has deleted their comment.
#16 - I was talking about your comment that says "Thats how…  [+] (31 new replies) 03/18/2012 on iPhone +14
User avatar #17 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
My dad buys me things because he makes my life a living hell and tries to make up for it with material things. i hate accepting the gifts. i do appreciate them, but i would trade them all for a loving father.
and fuck you, why in gods name would you tell me to kill myself?
#18 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, because he'd definitely make your life a living hell just so he can buy you cars and shit.
#71 - ebperik has deleted their comment.
User avatar #73 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
I recommend deleting your comment. I'm already PMing her about things, and I do somewhat regret what I said. I never said he was a good father, by the way.
User avatar #78 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Ok man, it's cool. Happy to see that you're not the dick I thought you were upon seeing your comment. Just the whole deal with the "Eat shit", and every thing made me flip out.
User avatar #80 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
I understand entirely, my first thoughts were it was just some whiny person but she's actually got reasoning behind her sadness :c
User avatar #241 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
And you know this from a few words on a screen? Wow, okay. Unless you know her in person, you don't know her. the internet is the easiest place to lie.
User avatar #253 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
If there's a chance, even a very very minor chance, of this being true, I've got no reasoning to lead her to suicide. That's a fucked up thing to do, even if it is on the internet.

User avatar #256 - jesusfrankenstein (03/19/2012) [-]
Tell that to 4chan.
User avatar #257 - Screenshotman (03/19/2012) [-]
I'm not from 4chan.
We are not 4chan.

User avatar #83 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Shit happens, bro. You didn't know. I would probably have done the same thing.
User avatar #33 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
You guys just dont understand, i suppose. so thanks for all the negative thumbs. i already had a shitty day..... maybe i will just kill myslef. see you fuckers in hell.
#45 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
Don't listen to them
there's a lot of assholes on the internet
Some try to make themselves fell better about themselves by putting others down
#86 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2012) [-]
Lol, you're defending the spoiled bitch?


Kk thx bye
User avatar #50 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
Well its too late now. im already depressed enough and i wish i didnt let what people think of me affect how i feel, but i do. now im bawling my eyes out over a few stupid assholes that dont really know me.
User avatar #239 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
Attention whore much? Hope you're enjoying all the red thumbs, btw.
User avatar #76 - qazzuiop (03/18/2012) [-]
"Ahh, man, you don't know me, you can't tell me becuase you don't know me ;.;.;.;.;.; bawwww"

time to stop posting if you seriously are using that arguement...
#59 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
I cannot begin to comprehend what it must be like to be you on a daily basis but something that always makes me feel better (like reading or playing games on the computer) is doing something i like... alone... away from everyone else.
#57 - xJoshx has deleted their comment.
#52 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
They are asshole
I cant think of any other way to put this but: If you can trudge though the shit it will only get better
User avatar #41 - TheHaloGuy (03/18/2012) [-]
Good, kill yourself.
User avatar #53 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
FUCKING PUSSIE CANT OWN UP TO BEING AN ASSHOLE
#55 - xJoshx (03/18/2012) [-]
I think i'll use this one too...
User avatar #44 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
i come on FJ to laugh, not to be told to kill myself. i get enough of that from my own family. and i know every cooment i make gets me more negative thumbs but im so alone in this. so thanks, i already suffer from depression.
User avatar #240 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
Then why don't you just fucking get in your car and go somewhere with your friends instead of sitting on the computer? Yes, your father is totally abusive when he probably kills himself to make the money to buy you all this shit. ._. stupid ignorant cunt.
#61 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2012) [-]
Oh shut the fuck up with the whiny bullshit. Get over it and shut up, don't bring more on yourself.. Idiot.
User avatar #58 - bladeboy (03/18/2012) [-]
Kill yourself and webcam it.
#56 - xJoshx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #47 - TheHaloGuy (03/18/2012) [-]
TL;DR go die, live stream it aswell!
User avatar #39 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
Trust me buddy.
If any of us are going to hell, it'll be for the rewards not for the punishment.
Hell is the last place you want to see us.
#37 - Screenshotman has deleted their comment.
#11 - >my dad buys me so much **** >he's an a…  [+] (34 new replies) 03/18/2012 on iPhone +26
User avatar #14 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
also the anon comment wasnt mine.
User avatar #16 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
I was talking about your comment that says
"Thats how i got my laptop, bike, and car. my dad is such an asshole he makes up for it by buying me things"
The fact that you call your dad that buys you all that stuff an asshole is just amazingly disrespectful. He's invested so much time and money into raising you and you call him an asshole?
Kill yourself.
User avatar #17 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
My dad buys me things because he makes my life a living hell and tries to make up for it with material things. i hate accepting the gifts. i do appreciate them, but i would trade them all for a loving father.
and fuck you, why in gods name would you tell me to kill myself?
#18 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, because he'd definitely make your life a living hell just so he can buy you cars and shit.
#71 - ebperik has deleted their comment.
User avatar #73 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
I recommend deleting your comment. I'm already PMing her about things, and I do somewhat regret what I said. I never said he was a good father, by the way.
User avatar #78 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Ok man, it's cool. Happy to see that you're not the dick I thought you were upon seeing your comment. Just the whole deal with the "Eat shit", and every thing made me flip out.
User avatar #80 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
I understand entirely, my first thoughts were it was just some whiny person but she's actually got reasoning behind her sadness :c
User avatar #241 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
And you know this from a few words on a screen? Wow, okay. Unless you know her in person, you don't know her. the internet is the easiest place to lie.
User avatar #253 - Screenshotman (03/18/2012) [-]
If there's a chance, even a very very minor chance, of this being true, I've got no reasoning to lead her to suicide. That's a fucked up thing to do, even if it is on the internet.

User avatar #256 - jesusfrankenstein (03/19/2012) [-]
Tell that to 4chan.
User avatar #257 - Screenshotman (03/19/2012) [-]
I'm not from 4chan.
We are not 4chan.

User avatar #83 - ebperik (03/18/2012) [-]
Shit happens, bro. You didn't know. I would probably have done the same thing.
User avatar #33 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
You guys just dont understand, i suppose. so thanks for all the negative thumbs. i already had a shitty day..... maybe i will just kill myslef. see you fuckers in hell.
#45 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
Don't listen to them
there's a lot of assholes on the internet
Some try to make themselves fell better about themselves by putting others down
#86 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2012) [-]
Lol, you're defending the spoiled bitch?


Kk thx bye
User avatar #50 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
Well its too late now. im already depressed enough and i wish i didnt let what people think of me affect how i feel, but i do. now im bawling my eyes out over a few stupid assholes that dont really know me.
User avatar #239 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
Attention whore much? Hope you're enjoying all the red thumbs, btw.
User avatar #76 - qazzuiop (03/18/2012) [-]
"Ahh, man, you don't know me, you can't tell me becuase you don't know me ;.;.;.;.;.; bawwww"

time to stop posting if you seriously are using that arguement...
#59 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
I cannot begin to comprehend what it must be like to be you on a daily basis but something that always makes me feel better (like reading or playing games on the computer) is doing something i like... alone... away from everyone else.
#57 - xJoshx has deleted their comment.
#52 - deddead (03/18/2012) [-]
They are asshole
I cant think of any other way to put this but: If you can trudge though the shit it will only get better
User avatar #41 - TheHaloGuy (03/18/2012) [-]
Good, kill yourself.
User avatar #53 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
FUCKING PUSSIE CANT OWN UP TO BEING AN ASSHOLE
#55 - xJoshx (03/18/2012) [-]
I think i'll use this one too...
User avatar #44 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
i come on FJ to laugh, not to be told to kill myself. i get enough of that from my own family. and i know every cooment i make gets me more negative thumbs but im so alone in this. so thanks, i already suffer from depression.
User avatar #240 - jesusfrankenstein (03/18/2012) [-]
Then why don't you just fucking get in your car and go somewhere with your friends instead of sitting on the computer? Yes, your father is totally abusive when he probably kills himself to make the money to buy you all this shit. ._. stupid ignorant cunt.
#61 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2012) [-]
Oh shut the fuck up with the whiny bullshit. Get over it and shut up, don't bring more on yourself.. Idiot.
User avatar #58 - bladeboy (03/18/2012) [-]
Kill yourself and webcam it.
#56 - xJoshx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #47 - TheHaloGuy (03/18/2012) [-]
TL;DR go die, live stream it aswell!
User avatar #39 - sirformidio (03/18/2012) [-]
Trust me buddy.
If any of us are going to hell, it'll be for the rewards not for the punishment.
Hell is the last place you want to see us.
#37 - Screenshotman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #13 - shellravon (03/18/2012) [-]
thanks for reminding me.....

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#53 to #109 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
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#54 to #110 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
**** , I don't have one if I fail. I CAN'T LOSE.

Anyways, here's what I use if I win.
#49 - bigboyblue ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
****** bitch! 8D
User avatar #47 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
For all of you here to call me a ****** , enjoy this dubstep.

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User avatar #46 - supersparta (03/10/2012) [-]
I love you my ***** <3
#40 - Womens Study Major (03/10/2012) [-]
What is up ****** .
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howdy ******
User avatar #41 to #96 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
Mind giving me a link where I'm to be called a ****** ? I want to see how popular the post he got it on is.
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#38 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
>MFW these comments
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#35 - darkeco ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
i was told to call u a ******
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There's my ***** .
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