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#443 - I haven't really dated too many girls but from my experience, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2012 on tardaasa's profile 0
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#439 - I only did this just this once because I think she's really go…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2012 on tardaasa's profile 0
#442 - jeskos (11/29/2012) [-]
Just a question besides: do you feel like being romantic isn't always the right way?
Because in my experience, every time i am as romantic as possible, the girls go like nah, this douchebag over there is more interesting than you.
Which doesn't mean i stoppe bein romantic i think, but do you feel like it isn't the right way to get a girl aswell? Or do I only meet the wrong girls?
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#443 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I haven't really dated too many girls but from my experience, some of them like it, some of them don't. Of course, I was taught well as a kid so I always hold doors, ladies first, that sort of thing, but you'll have to do a bit of experimenting with a girl to see if she likes the whole "movie romance" style of relationship.


protip - my advice isn't that great since I've only ever had like 6 girlfriends and only 2 of them have been somewhat serious relationships
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#437 - well, being the awkward SOB that I am, i felt pretty weird thr…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2012 on tardaasa's profile 0
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#438 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
It´s always awkward for everyone when you´re around 15. I´m 25 and I´m comfortable in myself so I don´t get nervous until I actually like the guy. Then I go mental like any other girl.^^

She´s cute! But you should probably not make a habit of putting your dates picture on the internet. Unless she´s said she´s fine with it.
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#439 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I only did this just this once because I think she's really good looking and it's almost like I enjoy bragging about her o.o

I can't really expect the relationship to last more than a year or two since most highschool relationships don't, but it's always a possibility. I do like her and I think she likes me, and hopefully it works out at least for a while.

I'm also a hopeless romantic since in English class we always had to read novels, and being the procastinator I was, I could never get the cool Tom Clancy action novels, I ended up getting the romance novels so now I'm always "hold the door, kiss her goodnight, etc." and I sometimes feel like I'm being *too* romantic and kinda overwhelming her.

Oh well, a 16 year old's problems are quite interesting.

I'm gonna go to bed, let's continue this wonderful conversation sometime tomorrow.
#442 - jeskos (11/29/2012) [-]
Just a question besides: do you feel like being romantic isn't always the right way?
Because in my experience, every time i am as romantic as possible, the girls go like nah, this douchebag over there is more interesting than you.
Which doesn't mean i stoppe bein romantic i think, but do you feel like it isn't the right way to get a girl aswell? Or do I only meet the wrong girls?
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#443 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I haven't really dated too many girls but from my experience, some of them like it, some of them don't. Of course, I was taught well as a kid so I always hold doors, ladies first, that sort of thing, but you'll have to do a bit of experimenting with a girl to see if she likes the whole "movie romance" style of relationship.


protip - my advice isn't that great since I've only ever had like 6 girlfriends and only 2 of them have been somewhat serious relationships
#444 - jeskos has deleted their comment.
#5 - Comment deleted 11/29/2012 on Dolled up +5
#435 - Nice, is he a decent guy? I actually went on my first date…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2012 on tardaasa's profile 0
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#436 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
Seems very decent actually Oo

Congratulations! Exciting isn´t it? ^^
#437 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
well, being the awkward SOB that I am, i felt pretty weird throughout but basically put on a mask of confidence, made it seem like i know what i'm doing, etc.

Here's a picture of her (before you think i'm a pedo or something, I'm 16 and she's 15)
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#438 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
It´s always awkward for everyone when you´re around 15. I´m 25 and I´m comfortable in myself so I don´t get nervous until I actually like the guy. Then I go mental like any other girl.^^

She´s cute! But you should probably not make a habit of putting your dates picture on the internet. Unless she´s said she´s fine with it.
User avatar
#439 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I only did this just this once because I think she's really good looking and it's almost like I enjoy bragging about her o.o

I can't really expect the relationship to last more than a year or two since most highschool relationships don't, but it's always a possibility. I do like her and I think she likes me, and hopefully it works out at least for a while.

I'm also a hopeless romantic since in English class we always had to read novels, and being the procastinator I was, I could never get the cool Tom Clancy action novels, I ended up getting the romance novels so now I'm always "hold the door, kiss her goodnight, etc." and I sometimes feel like I'm being *too* romantic and kinda overwhelming her.

Oh well, a 16 year old's problems are quite interesting.

I'm gonna go to bed, let's continue this wonderful conversation sometime tomorrow.
#442 - jeskos (11/29/2012) [-]
Just a question besides: do you feel like being romantic isn't always the right way?
Because in my experience, every time i am as romantic as possible, the girls go like nah, this douchebag over there is more interesting than you.
Which doesn't mean i stoppe bein romantic i think, but do you feel like it isn't the right way to get a girl aswell? Or do I only meet the wrong girls?
User avatar
#443 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I haven't really dated too many girls but from my experience, some of them like it, some of them don't. Of course, I was taught well as a kid so I always hold doors, ladies first, that sort of thing, but you'll have to do a bit of experimenting with a girl to see if she likes the whole "movie romance" style of relationship.


protip - my advice isn't that great since I've only ever had like 6 girlfriends and only 2 of them have been somewhat serious relationships
#444 - jeskos has deleted their comment.
#270 - Apparently you don't realize that this is a long running joke …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2012 on Phil #9 0
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#271 - elcreepo (11/29/2012) [-]
Red thumbs mean that your comment was unfunny and too serious, so stahp.
#433 - Oh damn, you are cute. I'll assume you don't have a boyfr…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/29/2012 on tardaasa's profile 0
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#434 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
Went on a second date the other day. There´s hope for me yet. ^^
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#435 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
Nice, is he a decent guy?
I actually went on my first date in about a year 2 days ago and it went somewhat well, probably going to get coffee with her tomorrow.
User avatar
#436 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
Seems very decent actually Oo

Congratulations! Exciting isn´t it? ^^
#437 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
well, being the awkward SOB that I am, i felt pretty weird throughout but basically put on a mask of confidence, made it seem like i know what i'm doing, etc.

Here's a picture of her (before you think i'm a pedo or something, I'm 16 and she's 15)
User avatar
#438 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
It´s always awkward for everyone when you´re around 15. I´m 25 and I´m comfortable in myself so I don´t get nervous until I actually like the guy. Then I go mental like any other girl.^^

She´s cute! But you should probably not make a habit of putting your dates picture on the internet. Unless she´s said she´s fine with it.
User avatar
#439 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I only did this just this once because I think she's really good looking and it's almost like I enjoy bragging about her o.o

I can't really expect the relationship to last more than a year or two since most highschool relationships don't, but it's always a possibility. I do like her and I think she likes me, and hopefully it works out at least for a while.

I'm also a hopeless romantic since in English class we always had to read novels, and being the procastinator I was, I could never get the cool Tom Clancy action novels, I ended up getting the romance novels so now I'm always "hold the door, kiss her goodnight, etc." and I sometimes feel like I'm being *too* romantic and kinda overwhelming her.

Oh well, a 16 year old's problems are quite interesting.

I'm gonna go to bed, let's continue this wonderful conversation sometime tomorrow.
#442 - jeskos (11/29/2012) [-]
Just a question besides: do you feel like being romantic isn't always the right way?
Because in my experience, every time i am as romantic as possible, the girls go like nah, this douchebag over there is more interesting than you.
Which doesn't mean i stoppe bein romantic i think, but do you feel like it isn't the right way to get a girl aswell? Or do I only meet the wrong girls?
User avatar
#443 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I haven't really dated too many girls but from my experience, some of them like it, some of them don't. Of course, I was taught well as a kid so I always hold doors, ladies first, that sort of thing, but you'll have to do a bit of experimenting with a girl to see if she likes the whole "movie romance" style of relationship.


protip - my advice isn't that great since I've only ever had like 6 girlfriends and only 2 of them have been somewhat serious relationships
#444 - jeskos has deleted their comment.
#431 - do you even have a picture of yourself on the site? i hate…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/28/2012 on tardaasa's profile 0
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#432 - tardaasa (11/28/2012) [-]
Can´t you see on my profile? And I´m not the exact same character as Panny XD
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#433 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh damn, you are cute.
I'll assume you don't have a boyfriend what with all the sex in the comments
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#434 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
Went on a second date the other day. There´s hope for me yet. ^^
User avatar
#435 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
Nice, is he a decent guy?
I actually went on my first date in about a year 2 days ago and it went somewhat well, probably going to get coffee with her tomorrow.
User avatar
#436 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
Seems very decent actually Oo

Congratulations! Exciting isn´t it? ^^
#437 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
well, being the awkward SOB that I am, i felt pretty weird throughout but basically put on a mask of confidence, made it seem like i know what i'm doing, etc.

Here's a picture of her (before you think i'm a pedo or something, I'm 16 and she's 15)
User avatar
#438 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
It´s always awkward for everyone when you´re around 15. I´m 25 and I´m comfortable in myself so I don´t get nervous until I actually like the guy. Then I go mental like any other girl.^^

She´s cute! But you should probably not make a habit of putting your dates picture on the internet. Unless she´s said she´s fine with it.
User avatar
#439 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I only did this just this once because I think she's really good looking and it's almost like I enjoy bragging about her o.o

I can't really expect the relationship to last more than a year or two since most highschool relationships don't, but it's always a possibility. I do like her and I think she likes me, and hopefully it works out at least for a while.

I'm also a hopeless romantic since in English class we always had to read novels, and being the procastinator I was, I could never get the cool Tom Clancy action novels, I ended up getting the romance novels so now I'm always "hold the door, kiss her goodnight, etc." and I sometimes feel like I'm being *too* romantic and kinda overwhelming her.

Oh well, a 16 year old's problems are quite interesting.

I'm gonna go to bed, let's continue this wonderful conversation sometime tomorrow.
#442 - jeskos (11/29/2012) [-]
Just a question besides: do you feel like being romantic isn't always the right way?
Because in my experience, every time i am as romantic as possible, the girls go like nah, this douchebag over there is more interesting than you.
Which doesn't mean i stoppe bein romantic i think, but do you feel like it isn't the right way to get a girl aswell? Or do I only meet the wrong girls?
User avatar
#443 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I haven't really dated too many girls but from my experience, some of them like it, some of them don't. Of course, I was taught well as a kid so I always hold doors, ladies first, that sort of thing, but you'll have to do a bit of experimenting with a girl to see if she likes the whole "movie romance" style of relationship.


protip - my advice isn't that great since I've only ever had like 6 girlfriends and only 2 of them have been somewhat serious relationships
#444 - jeskos has deleted their comment.
#362 - Very good points, I've thought of a few "what ifs" b… 11/28/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#428 - so you talk about sex a ton in comics but you don't post nudes…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/28/2012 on tardaasa's profile 0
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#429 - tardaasa (11/28/2012) [-]
I´m just a big comic tease :P
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#431 - Screenshotman (11/28/2012) [-]
do you even have a picture of yourself on the site?
i hate to think you're ugly but i have to know
I HAVE TO
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#432 - tardaasa (11/28/2012) [-]
Can´t you see on my profile? And I´m not the exact same character as Panny XD
User avatar
#433 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh damn, you are cute.
I'll assume you don't have a boyfriend what with all the sex in the comments
User avatar
#434 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
Went on a second date the other day. There´s hope for me yet. ^^
User avatar
#435 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
Nice, is he a decent guy?
I actually went on my first date in about a year 2 days ago and it went somewhat well, probably going to get coffee with her tomorrow.
User avatar
#436 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
Seems very decent actually Oo

Congratulations! Exciting isn´t it? ^^
#437 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
well, being the awkward SOB that I am, i felt pretty weird throughout but basically put on a mask of confidence, made it seem like i know what i'm doing, etc.

Here's a picture of her (before you think i'm a pedo or something, I'm 16 and she's 15)
User avatar
#438 - tardaasa (11/29/2012) [-]
It´s always awkward for everyone when you´re around 15. I´m 25 and I´m comfortable in myself so I don´t get nervous until I actually like the guy. Then I go mental like any other girl.^^

She´s cute! But you should probably not make a habit of putting your dates picture on the internet. Unless she´s said she´s fine with it.
User avatar
#439 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I only did this just this once because I think she's really good looking and it's almost like I enjoy bragging about her o.o

I can't really expect the relationship to last more than a year or two since most highschool relationships don't, but it's always a possibility. I do like her and I think she likes me, and hopefully it works out at least for a while.

I'm also a hopeless romantic since in English class we always had to read novels, and being the procastinator I was, I could never get the cool Tom Clancy action novels, I ended up getting the romance novels so now I'm always "hold the door, kiss her goodnight, etc." and I sometimes feel like I'm being *too* romantic and kinda overwhelming her.

Oh well, a 16 year old's problems are quite interesting.

I'm gonna go to bed, let's continue this wonderful conversation sometime tomorrow.
#442 - jeskos (11/29/2012) [-]
Just a question besides: do you feel like being romantic isn't always the right way?
Because in my experience, every time i am as romantic as possible, the girls go like nah, this douchebag over there is more interesting than you.
Which doesn't mean i stoppe bein romantic i think, but do you feel like it isn't the right way to get a girl aswell? Or do I only meet the wrong girls?
User avatar
#443 - Screenshotman (11/29/2012) [-]
I haven't really dated too many girls but from my experience, some of them like it, some of them don't. Of course, I was taught well as a kid so I always hold doors, ladies first, that sort of thing, but you'll have to do a bit of experimenting with a girl to see if she likes the whole "movie romance" style of relationship.


protip - my advice isn't that great since I've only ever had like 6 girlfriends and only 2 of them have been somewhat serious relationships
#444 - jeskos has deleted their comment.