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Video Games Played: Skyrim, CS:S, G-Mod, TF2
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Date Signed Up:9/13/2010
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#303 - I've actually participated in a few airshows with my AH-6J, de…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Amazing Wing Man 0
User avatar #304 - shaddowmarshal (09/23/2012) [-]
I don't know man, I've actually had to teach some Airforce NCOs and officers how to do my job and they really just looked like a bunch of kids with fancy toys.
#280 - I'm not quite sure what you're implying here. Global Offen…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Skyrim +2
User avatar #281 - aBlindMoron (09/23/2012) [-]
Global Offensive is more of a sequel to 1.6 more than an update for Source.

I ditched Source for Global Offensive as soon as possible, but because of all the changes to hit detection and whatnot I suppose it's just opinion that decides which Counter-Strike you should play.
#267 - I'll be playing mods for Borderlands 2. and Team Fortress …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Skyrim +9
User avatar #282 - spysappinmysasha (09/23/2012) [-]
haha alright see ya round...
#278 - aBlindMoron (09/23/2012) [-]
>still playing CS:S
#383 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
There are still over 30,000 more people playing the original Counter Strike over Global Offensive.
User avatar #373 - spazzin (09/23/2012) [-]
Trouble in terrorist town
User avatar #359 - trololoface (09/23/2012) [-]
I'll spend hours on CS:GO once people get Zombies working on it



Gotta love Counter Strike Zombies
User avatar #280 - Screenshotman (09/23/2012) [-]
I'm not quite sure what you're implying here.
Global Offensive was a major disappointment and I still play 1.6 every now and then.
What do you suggest I migrate to?
User avatar #281 - aBlindMoron (09/23/2012) [-]
Global Offensive is more of a sequel to 1.6 more than an update for Source.

I ditched Source for Global Offensive as soon as possible, but because of all the changes to hit detection and whatnot I suppose it's just opinion that decides which Counter-Strike you should play.
#222 - Man, those marines would be crying if not for my gun runs.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Amazing Wing Man 0
#302 - shaddowmarshal (09/23/2012) [-]
Army airborne, nuff said
User avatar #303 - Screenshotman (09/23/2012) [-]
I've actually participated in a few airshows with my AH-6J, definitely done a lot better than those Army Airborne guys.
Could just be that I got a better teacher but I think pilot lessons in the Air Force are better than the Army Airborne.
User avatar #304 - shaddowmarshal (09/23/2012) [-]
I don't know man, I've actually had to teach some Airforce NCOs and officers how to do my job and they really just looked like a bunch of kids with fancy toys.
#66 - >browsing through random FJ profiles >come across th… 09/21/2012 on SilverK's profile 0
#2 - god 09/21/2012 on dog's profile 0
#24 - Here's how a buyout would go. "Okay guys, we've … 09/14/2012 on How the attempted Valve... +22
#36 - **Screenshotman rolls 61** 09/13/2012 on black barbie +1
#75 - except canada isn't a bunch of jews that accuse every muslim o… 09/12/2012 on Master Troll +2
#290 - >pirated >online community. K.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Average FPS 0
User avatar #300 - xgeneration (09/12/2012) [-]
Teknogods.
#7 - >playing DayZ >in a tense standoff >hear a sh…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/03/2012 on When Interrupted Playing... +70
User avatar #53 - trololoface (09/03/2012) [-]
I remember when Dayz used to be fun, now, the community just ruined it.

I could go to a town near the coast and not be shot at, people would ask if i'm a friendly, and even lend some ammo or food over if I needed some


Now its just a free for all deathmatch that just turned to shit
#88 - panicboixd (09/03/2012) [-]
It was never the community. Rocket never implemented any balance to DayZ. There is simply no incentive to actually help other people. In a world where you alone can take on various tasks without needing the assistance of others, you'd rather just kill random players you see and take their things for your own good. I ran a clan that was formerly intended to preserve peace in the region (back when there was bandit skins). But right when the skins were removed, all hell broke loose and the clan could no longer function in a practical sense.Ultimately, the endgame for every player is to become the ultimate player hunter. Now if Rocket had implemented something like a loose class system (say Doctors, Mechanics, Pilots) so that each player needed to rely on others to get things done, things would be better. Basically, DayZ is not a real life apocalypse simulator - it starts off orderly and dissolves into the total chaos it is now instead of the other way around.
User avatar #148 - vvriotvv (09/03/2012) [-]
Watch his interview with Sidestrafe on YouTube, he mentions implementing players with different skills so you actually have to seek out others to get things done, so rather than just killing someone you may benefit greatly from having them join you on your quest for survival.
#212 - panicboixd (09/03/2012) [-]
Well then, it's about time. Haven't kept myself updated on DayZ in months and assumed from the direction he was going that it would continue to spiral down into a massive Battlefield map with a zombie theme (how neat). Still, we'll need to see how things simmer down to when he and IF he implements it.

mfw I'm trying to help people in DayZ as it is
User avatar #218 - captainrattrap (09/04/2012) [-]
That gets me every time. Source?
User avatar #191 - captainrattrap (09/03/2012) [-]
I almost wanna get ARMA just for Dayz. I just wish I could get it on my own pc instead of my brother-in-laws that I can only play on the weekends. How much does it cost.
User avatar #223 - primerpower (09/07/2012) [-]
there are some minor requirments for the game how ever

Requirements:

ArmA II: Combined Operations
DayZ Mod Files (Available on the downloads page)
Balls
User avatar #209 - vvriotvv (09/03/2012) [-]
I bought Arma just for DayZ and it costs around £25, although I'm not sure what the point would be in you buying it now simply because the developer is working on a standalone game for DayZ now rather than giving the Arma mod full support. Arma's DayZ updates have slowed right down since he announced the standalone so it's up to you, its a great game but it depends if you want to wait for the non mod version to be released.
User avatar #211 - captainrattrap (09/03/2012) [-]
I don't really have a gaming computer, so I guess I'll just wait.
User avatar #216 - vvriotvv (09/04/2012) [-]
It's what I would suggest as Arma is quite an unstable game performance wise. I have a £600 gaming laptop and one day I can run it with no FPS issues on full graphics, the next day mid graphics may lag it out.
#11 - toothlessthedragon (09/03/2012) [-]
You know what DayZ needs? A Slender Mod!
User avatar #93 - sussninja (09/03/2012) [-]
DayZ is a mod....
#26 - toxicnachos (09/03/2012) [-]
I strangely like that...
User avatar #56 - hazardpay (09/03/2012) [-]
i've always wondered this, why does his face look like over buttered toast?
#13 - dadukesta (09/03/2012) [-]
I don't see any tits... Probably homo slender man...
#43 - exrflarion (09/03/2012) [-]
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**exrflarion rolled a random image posted in comment #938725 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Who need tits when you could eat all dat ass
User avatar #39 - vortexrain (09/03/2012) [-]
I just realized that, my boner inverted.
#37 - wiseguytwo (09/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 - brehon (09/03/2012) [-]
Chippendale Slender?
#95 - I enjoy telling stories in greentext style, so here we gooooo!…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2012 on Dont look behind you +9
User avatar #190 - samxdaxman (08/24/2012) [-]
>"youre right, i dont. that doesnt mean i wont"
holy fuck that was heartwarming. you are an amazing human being and i hope you and your family stay in your house.
#64 - I masturbated to your comment. I really enjoyed it, t… 08/19/2012 on Dub the Dew +19
#58 - an african. 08/18/2012 on Media is more important +13
#1 - Comment deleted 08/06/2012 on Vlog #5 0
#130 - is there something obvious I'm missing aside from the color sc… 07/30/2012 on Van +2
#5 - you created the funniest ********* in a long time… 07/26/2012 on copponex's profile 0
#145 - Picture 07/14/2012 on Temptation +4
#144 - Picture 07/14/2012 on Temptation 0
#517 - So I could take the entire front page of 9gag and post it here…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Was out today when i saw this 0
User avatar #518 - forsakensaint (07/06/2012) [-]
Go and do it... I don't mind. Actually i just might do that myself to piss off few people...

Cause i don't give a damn about red/green, hell this is my 4th account 3 got banned in matter of 2 months.
#514 - Considering he said HE was out today and saw that, he did clai…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Was out today when i saw this 0
User avatar #516 - forsakensaint (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, lol i never read the Dec that well... Anyway if it's not a Repo from FJ it does not matter... 80% of FJ is recycled material...
User avatar #517 - Screenshotman (07/06/2012) [-]
So I could take the entire front page of 9gag and post it here and nobody would give a damn because "it's never been posted on FJ before?"
Don't think so.
User avatar #518 - forsakensaint (07/06/2012) [-]
Go and do it... I don't mind. Actually i just might do that myself to piss off few people...

Cause i don't give a damn about red/green, hell this is my 4th account 3 got banned in matter of 2 months.
#507 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Was out today when i saw this +1
#509 - nottatguy (07/06/2012) [-]
Sorry..
#148 - jesus christ are your graphics settings set to 8-bit?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fallout World vs Real World +21
#152 - darknemisis (07/06/2012) [-]
What OP is playing...
#149 - toxicskull (07/06/2012) [-]
LOL :')
#155 - ninjadays (07/06/2012) [-]
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thats awesome
#502 - It's in the Netherlands, not england. 07/06/2012 on Was out today when i saw this +1
#501 - In which case, why would a red cross store have a name in a la…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Was out today when i saw this +2
#503 - nottatguy (07/06/2012) [-]
Did he claim he was from England?
#507 - Screenshotman (07/06/2012) [-]
#509 - nottatguy (07/06/2012) [-]
Sorry..
#505 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
It's not his anyway, it's a repost from Reddit (r/machineporn). And I doubt very much it's the same guy.
#508 - nottatguy (07/06/2012) [-]
Thank you Anon but you're an' Anon in which case I have to let that slide.

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#54 to #110 - Screenshotman (03/20/2012) [-]
**** , I don't have one if I fail. I CAN'T LOSE.

Anyways, here's what I use if I win.
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For all of you here to call me a ****** , enjoy this dubstep.

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User avatar #46 - supersparta (03/10/2012) [-]
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#40 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
What is up ****** .
User avatar #39 - bigsanta (03/10/2012) [-]
howdy ******
User avatar #41 to #96 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
Mind giving me a link where I'm to be called a ****** ? I want to see how popular the post he got it on is.
#38 - Screenshotman (03/10/2012) [-]
>MFW these comments
#37 - MrOblivious ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
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#35 - darkeco (03/10/2012) [-]
i was told to call u a ******
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