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Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
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    title Walmart
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    title I LIEK SLIDES!
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#10186 - well? 12/27/2011 on Cinnabonne's profile 0
#11931 - you look very...feminine  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2011 on UberAndrew's profile 0
User avatar #11932 - benprice (12/22/2011) [-]
I didn't notice........................
User avatar #11933 - poisonlonewolf (12/23/2011) [-]
i wanna see D:
User avatar #11934 - benprice (12/23/2011) [-]
posted on your wall
#11945 - radioactivecoffee (12/23/2011) [-]
Post it on mine, too, please. :3
#11929 - ....your a guy right?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/22/2011 on UberAndrew's profile 0
User avatar #11930 - benprice (12/22/2011) [-]
yes...
User avatar #11935 - UberAndrew (12/23/2011) [-]
:0 what was the comment?!
User avatar #11936 - benprice (12/23/2011) [-]
a pic of me, go on my profile too see, in the comments
User avatar #11931 - ScottishPirate (12/22/2011) [-]
you look very...feminine
User avatar #11932 - benprice (12/22/2011) [-]
I didn't notice........................
User avatar #11933 - poisonlonewolf (12/23/2011) [-]
i wanna see D:
User avatar #11934 - benprice (12/23/2011) [-]
posted on your wall
#11945 - radioactivecoffee (12/23/2011) [-]
Post it on mine, too, please. :3
#9904 - ever heard of a heater?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2011 on MilkBones's profile 0
User avatar #9944 - MilkBones (12/23/2011) [-]
No, what's that?
#9902 - without clothing preferably  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2011 on MilkBones's profile 0
User avatar #9903 - MilkBones (12/22/2011) [-]
I live in Canada, it's too damn cold to not wear clothing.
User avatar #9904 - ScottishPirate (12/22/2011) [-]
ever heard of a heater?
User avatar #9944 - MilkBones (12/23/2011) [-]
No, what's that?
#9900 - i want to have your baby  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2011 on MilkBones's profile 0
User avatar #9901 - MilkBones (12/22/2011) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this.
User avatar #9902 - ScottishPirate (12/22/2011) [-]
without clothing preferably
User avatar #9903 - MilkBones (12/22/2011) [-]
I live in Canada, it's too damn cold to not wear clothing.
User avatar #9904 - ScottishPirate (12/22/2011) [-]
ever heard of a heater?
User avatar #9944 - MilkBones (12/23/2011) [-]
No, what's that?
#363 - i didnt leave. komik is my new username. i plan on pos… 06/15/2011 on ScottishPirate's profile 0
#5231 - im sorry for annoying you i will fuck off 05/15/2011 on ubertobi's profile 0
#7880 - become a pirate! your from the caribbean and apparently lo… 05/14/2011 on Cinnabonne's profile 0
#7878 - im a pirate y u no pirate?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2011 on Cinnabonne's profile 0
User avatar #7879 - Cinnabonne (05/14/2011) [-]
because im not fr-
Wait
wait I AM from the caribbean ._.
er. because.
Simply because.
User avatar #7880 - ScottishPirate (05/14/2011) [-]
become a pirate!
your from the caribbean and apparently love to grab booty
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#364 - njhahahahaha ONLINE (10/05/2011) [-]
Hello Seel
Hello Seel
#362 - hoopfan (06/03/2011) [-]
what happened to you? You used to be so good, where did you go :'(
User avatar #363 to #362 - ScottishPirate (06/15/2011) [-]
i didnt leave.

komik is my new username. i plan on posting comics soon.
User avatar #357 - komik (05/10/2011) [-]
bitches don't know my password for this account.
User avatar #359 to #358 - komik (05/10/2011) [-]
i saw your little convorsation with ilikemouthwaffles. Did you honestly beilive that i would make that the same password?
User avatar #360 to #359 - ScottishPirate (05/10/2011) [-]
no but it was worth a wshot
User avatar #361 to #360 - komik (05/10/2011) [-]
listen i don't know what a wshot is but you better put that account to good use.
User avatar #345 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
ran outa replies



Pinapple in.... Greek
User avatar #349 to #345 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
SlicedPineapple....
good?
User avatar #346 to #345 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
It wont be able to upload....I just cecked your profile and HEY YOU BECAME FAMOUS!
User avatar #347 to #346 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
i did? i dont think im famous at all

D:
User avatar #348 to #347 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
you has a lot of thumbs and stuff.
User avatar #350 to #348 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
its not the same when your not appreciated for it
User avatar #351 to #350 - LazerFish (05/08/2011) [-]
^^this.
User avatar #353 to #352 - LazerFish (05/08/2011) [-]
having a lot of thumbs doesn't mean anything ._. being well known is what you want.

same here. no one knows who i am.
User avatar #354 to #353 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/08/2011) [-]
yeah exactly.

Everyone knows Dsend and he isnt even funny
#324 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
User avatar #325 to #324 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
hai dude
User avatar #326 to #325 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
Long time no talk man how've you been?
User avatar #327 to #326 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
good. Been working my butt off with SAT's and stuff. That's kinda why i wanna come back. But not under this name. I would have to make another profile.
User avatar #328 to #327 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
start new and what not? Sounds legit. gonna still make your awesome comics or stick to just posting crap from google? lol
User avatar #329 to #328 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
COMICS! I have a few ideas. So new account username ideas? Got any?
User avatar #330 to #329 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
How about..... cyborgninjapirateszombie?
User avatar #331 to #330 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
hmmmm...its creative and catchy....... but too long.
User avatar #332 to #331 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
hmmm..... Melon lord?
User avatar #333 to #332 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
possibility
#334 to #333 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
IT SHOULD BE THIS!!


Dr.Salvador

he's the chainsaw guy from Resident evil 4
User avatar #335 to #334 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
lol. but it has to be something that is random and no one will understand it. Like D-Send. What does that even mean?
User avatar #336 to #335 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
how about "Melee"
User avatar #337 to #336 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
how about EatingMelee?
User avatar #338 to #337 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
Gotta be 1 word. and no not two words connected to make one word.
User avatar #339 to #338 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
baaah your picky...


how about "battery"
User avatar #340 to #339 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
Cheezit....lamp.....cat....dog......seal
User avatar #341 to #340 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
pencil........Zicam.........Tyranisorusninja..........Grasshopper.........Tacove rde
User avatar #342 to #341 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
dude what if i take a random word and put it into another language.
User avatar #343 to #342 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (05/06/2011) [-]
..................................


do it.....

your favorite word
User avatar #344 to #343 - ScottishPirate (05/06/2011) [-]
Pineapple.....
yes that's my favorite word.
User avatar #323 - seelcudoom (05/05/2011) [-]
stay
#322 - scelesticfish (04/17/2011) [-]
I maded a picture for you. Cause You ought to not quit er something.
User avatar #321 - joeyfisher (03/18/2011) [-]
You..
User avatar #320 - GuildWarsNut (01/23/2011) [-]
Are you actually scotish? Because i am, so....Scotland FTW
User avatar #319 - quert (12/03/2010) [-]
unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce
User avatar #316 - FUUUUUCKYEAH ONLINE (11/23/2010) [-]
Where have you disappeared all of a sudden?
User avatar #318 to #317 - FUUUUUCKYEAH ONLINE (11/26/2010) [-]
D: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
At least go on skype so I could talk to you
#315 - kanny **User deleted account** (11/13/2010) [-]
hia
hia
User avatar #314 - CyanideisHappiness (11/10/2010) [-]
hey whereabouts u from in scotland?
User avatar #313 - ShadowApocalypse (11/03/2010) [-]
PURPLE MUH FUCKING TEXT :D
/bitchin'
User avatar #292 - seelcudoom (10/17/2010) [-]
i love you man(no homo)
User avatar #293 to #292 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
:D I LOVEZ YOU TO!

(very homo)

._.
User avatar #294 to #293 - seelcudoom (10/17/2010) [-]
eeeerrr
stay away from my anus
User avatar #295 to #294 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
id be more concerned about your mouth.

WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHH

no but im not gay.
User avatar #298 to #295 - seelcudoom (10/17/2010) [-]
imstill just not going to bend over near you
just incase, you ass-pirate
User avatar #301 to #298 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
Ok whatevs (dammit he's smarter than the other ones)

so whats up? (that's right get him to trust you)
User avatar #303 to #301 - seelcudoom (10/17/2010) [-]
nouthing much
same old same old
User avatar #304 to #303 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
yeah same here

(make a move)

so uhhh wanna get some ice cream or something?
User avatar #309 to #304 - seelcudoom (10/17/2010) [-]
shure, i havent eaten all day
User avatar #310 to #309 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
(thats it now go for the kill!)

Hey look a quarter. You should bend over and pick it up.

(fullproof)
User avatar #311 to #310 - seelcudoom (10/17/2010) [-]
oh sweet
*bends over*
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#284 - Testament (10/17/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #285 to #284 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
:D

Dat ass
User avatar #287 to #286 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
there better be rope binding her hands or else im gonna be really pissed off.
User avatar #289 to #288 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
HAHA!

silly anime lady has glasses.
#290 to #289 - Testament (10/17/2010) [-]
i ran out of stuffs so heres me
i ran out of stuffs so heres me
User avatar #291 to #290 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
cool. You has big scythe
User avatar #296 to #291 - Testament (10/17/2010) [-]
At least I'm not a butt pirate HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kidding just bored
User avatar #297 to #296 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
kinda me too.

hmmmm things to stop boredom.....hmmmmmm
#302 to #300 - Testament (10/17/2010) [-]
you can delete this after you save it
User avatar #305 to #302 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
no i think ill just leave it where it needs to be.
User avatar #306 to #305 - Testament (10/17/2010) [-]
i just dont want an asshole flaging me
User avatar #307 to #306 - ScottishPirate (10/17/2010) [-]
They wont


theyll be to busy fapping.
User avatar #308 to #307 - Testament (10/17/2010) [-]
w/e lol
#268 - Cullmeister (09/30/2010) [-]
hey there just passing thru
thought I might leave one of these
User avatar #270 to #268 - ScottishPirate (09/30/2010) [-]
wut is it????
User avatar #271 to #270 - Cullmeister (09/30/2010) [-]
irn bru
User avatar #272 to #271 - ScottishPirate (09/30/2010) [-]
....why is there a pringles guy on the bottle?
User avatar #274 to #272 - Cullmeister (09/30/2010) [-]
that's not a pringles guy its the irn bru man i think
User avatar #275 to #274 - ScottishPirate (09/30/2010) [-]
wuts irn bru?
User avatar #278 to #275 - Cullmeister (09/30/2010) [-]
you are scottish aren't you? It's like our national fizzy drink
User avatar #279 to #278 - ScottishPirate (09/30/2010) [-]
I dont drink it. I like the American stuff.
User avatar #280 to #279 - Cullmeister (09/30/2010) [-]
BLASPHEMY!
User avatar #281 to #280 - ScottishPirate (09/30/2010) [-]
Well.....i moved to America.....and its kinda hard to bring that stuff in here......sooooooooo.

yes

blasphemy

im sorry :(
#282 to #281 - Cullmeister (09/30/2010) [-]
hang on I'll catapult some over  
*hnnnng*  
*twang*  
*FALCON PUNCH*  
AH FUCK!
hang on I'll catapult some over
*hnnnng*
*twang*
*FALCON PUNCH*
AH FUCK!
User avatar #283 to #282 - ScottishPirate (09/30/2010) [-]
Headshot

Ultra kill.
#263 - seelcudoom (09/29/2010) [-]
join the 2chan legion!
User avatar #264 to #263 - ScottishPirate (09/29/2010) [-]
the...the what?
#265 to #264 - seelcudoom (09/29/2010) [-]
me and my friends all started useing charicters from 2chan as our avitars
join us!
User avatar #266 to #265 - ScottishPirate (09/29/2010) [-]
there is a 2chan????
#267 to #266 - seelcudoom (09/29/2010) [-]
yes
its in japanese
its what 4chan took thare layout from
#273 to #269 - seelcudoom (09/30/2010) [-]
so will you join us?
User avatar #276 to #273 - ScottishPirate (09/30/2010) [-]
can't... plan on becoming a comic maker again so i needz to keep this.
User avatar #277 to #276 - seelcudoom (09/30/2010) [-]
well damn
#238 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
1 eye....
scottish..my god.
your the demoman!
<----also she wants a hug
User avatar #259 to #238 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
who the fuck are you?
User avatar #261 to #260 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#262 to #261 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
dont touch me
dont touch me
User avatar #240 to #239 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
y our hugging a cactus-girl
dousnet that hurt?
User avatar #241 to #240 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
I think you should be more worried about my prick hurting her.
User avatar #244 to #243 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
she still just wants a hug
and for you to bend over
User avatar #246 to #245 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
anyway im leaveing cock-tus-girl with you i will tka normal cactus girl
#247 to #246 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
at least i have my pikachu.
#248 to #247 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
i prefer my taranatar
#249 to #248 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
Flareon i choose you.
#250 to #249 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
water beats fire!
User avatar #251 to #250 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
dude that girls like 7!

nice.
User avatar #252 to #251 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
shes not 7!
shes atleest 10
User avatar #253 to #252 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
close enough.
#254 to #253 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
pichu here however is 5
#255 to #254 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
why hello there
#256 to #255 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
haha pedobear!
you fell into my trap!
you are now a girl
what now?!
User avatar #257 to #256 - ScottishPirate (09/25/2010) [-]
is it legal to rape myself?
User avatar #258 to #257 - seelcudoom (09/25/2010) [-]
no its not illigal to masturbate
and female-pedo ism mine!
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