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Date Signed Up:7/27/2009
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#9 - He isnt  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Look at this faggot with... 0
User avatar #14 - deadadventurer (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh, I must've misunderstood something then or did he quit?
#72 - I finally understand the reference now. 01/08/2014 on High King of Skyrim 0
#4673122 - How I see it is "Oh I'll tell her about how I was doing s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4673128 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't even care if he flirts with other girls honestly I don't ugh
#4673105 - No offense, but I think hes a retard.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4673107 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
Ughhhh I don't understanddddd
User avatar #4673122 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
How I see it is "Oh I'll tell her about how I was doing something flirtatious with another women. Despite it being completely irrelevant because it was before we started dating hopefully it will upset her and I'll get a good response out of it."
Hes a retard.
User avatar #4673128 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't even care if he flirts with other girls honestly I don't ugh
#4673088 - I think he just has issues/problems  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4673102 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
"Before I met you I was flirting with a girl. Then I stopped"

Alright.

"What kinda response is that?"


Please tell me what I did wrong omfg
User avatar #4673105 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
No offense, but I think hes a retard.
User avatar #4673107 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
Ughhhh I don't understanddddd
User avatar #4673122 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
How I see it is "Oh I'll tell her about how I was doing something flirtatious with another women. Despite it being completely irrelevant because it was before we started dating hopefully it will upset her and I'll get a good response out of it."
Hes a retard.
User avatar #4673128 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't even care if he flirts with other girls honestly I don't ugh
#4673082 - He posted the pic, he just rolled a user. But yeah still not f… 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4673075 - Nerp, not bannable  [+] (8 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4673076 - anon (01/08/2014) [-]
sure looks bannable
User avatar #4673083 - clavatninenine (01/08/2014) [-]
Take the image point point out to me what makes it bannable.

Please anon, show me what part of that image is bannable.
User avatar #4673077 - jorgethemaster (01/08/2014) [-]
You can't be banned for rolling something that is bannable. : P
User avatar #4673082 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
He posted the pic, he just rolled a user. But yeah still not flag worthy
User avatar #4673081 - braggaboom (01/08/2014) [-]
He rolled the user, not the picture
#4673079 - anon (01/08/2014) [-]
he posted the picture, rolled a user
User avatar #4673080 - jorgethemaster (01/08/2014) [-]
Ohhhh.
Sorry, I'm sleepy, I didn't notice. S:
#4673071 - Guys tend to be straight forward with things, with girls you m…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4673087 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
HE GETS PISSED AT ME IF I SAY THE WRONG WORD. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT ANYMORE ;-;
User avatar #4673088 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
I think he just has issues/problems
User avatar #4673102 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
"Before I met you I was flirting with a girl. Then I stopped"

Alright.

"What kinda response is that?"


Please tell me what I did wrong omfg
User avatar #4673105 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
No offense, but I think hes a retard.
User avatar #4673107 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
Ughhhh I don't understanddddd
User avatar #4673122 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
How I see it is "Oh I'll tell her about how I was doing something flirtatious with another women. Despite it being completely irrelevant because it was before we started dating hopefully it will upset her and I'll get a good response out of it."
Hes a retard.
User avatar #4673128 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't even care if he flirts with other girls honestly I don't ugh
#4673057 - You might have it the other way around  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Play items +3
User avatar #4673061 - tibtibs (01/08/2014) [-]
What he said ^
User avatar #4673060 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm not confusing.. Does that mean I'm a guy and my boyfriend is actually my girlfriend?
User avatar #4673071 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
Guys tend to be straight forward with things, with girls you may never know what theyre going on about
User avatar #4673087 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
HE GETS PISSED AT ME IF I SAY THE WRONG WORD. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT ANYMORE ;-;
User avatar #4673088 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
I think he just has issues/problems
User avatar #4673102 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
"Before I met you I was flirting with a girl. Then I stopped"

Alright.

"What kinda response is that?"


Please tell me what I did wrong omfg
User avatar #4673105 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
No offense, but I think hes a retard.
User avatar #4673107 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
Ughhhh I don't understanddddd
User avatar #4673122 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
How I see it is "Oh I'll tell her about how I was doing something flirtatious with another women. Despite it being completely irrelevant because it was before we started dating hopefully it will upset her and I'll get a good response out of it."
Hes a retard.
User avatar #4673128 - hellastellakitty (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't even care if he flirts with other girls honestly I don't ugh
User avatar #4673069 - jorgethemaster (01/08/2014) [-]
....What?
#4672942 - no god plz she is fugly 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4672936 - gross  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
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User avatar #4672942 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
no god plz she is fugly
#4672929 - **Sasher rolls 202** 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4672891 - she got bored of items and left  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4672893 - weebee (01/08/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#312 - Oh I know, Im just going through the comments and Im seeing a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Think, Wait a Sec +1
#313 - lewisrobilliard (01/08/2014) [-]
ah right, my bad
#152 - I am disappointed in you FJ, I caught that one almost instantly.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Think, Wait a Sec +2
User avatar #229 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2014) [-]
dont blame us for someone elses stupidity.
#155 - lewisrobilliard (01/07/2014) [-]
you should be ashamed of tumblr, not us
User avatar #312 - Sasher (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh I know, Im just going through the comments and Im seeing a lot of people saying how long it took them get the joke.
#313 - lewisrobilliard (01/08/2014) [-]
ah right, my bad
#9 - the **** are u doin here 01/07/2014 on GOODBYE FJ 0
#4671649 - Picture 01/07/2014 on Play items 0
#91 - good job 01/07/2014 on secretitemguardian's profile 0
#4671569 - 25 each  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Play items 0
#4671572 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
#1 - >Implying I'd let her mid as pudge 01/07/2014 on *sigh* 0
#4670974 - I do, they kinda look like Terraria items 01/07/2014 on Play items 0
#4670955 - buying egg for cats I dont have yet 01/07/2014 on Play items 0
#4670141 - They complained, but I dont think it will be removed 01/07/2014 on Play items 0
#4670066 - gay  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Play items 0
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User avatar #4670077 - snapps (01/07/2014) [-]
best thing ever!
#4669774 - If its so easy then how come you havn't accomplished it yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4669777 - disturbingirony (01/07/2014) [-]
Always save the easy stuff for last

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#1037 - Sasher ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
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A picture can break the rules by being anything sexually suggestive, gore, abusive towards animals, softporn, etc. You can also be flagged for spam. Realize this before you ask why I flagged you.
A picture can break the rules by being anything sexually suggestive, gore, abusive towards animals, softporn, etc. You can also be flagged for spam. Realize this before you ask why I flagged you.
#376 - Sasher ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
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#1419 - Marker ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I agree
#1420 to #1419 - Sasher ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Just read the chapter
WHAT
I knew something bad was going to happen, but I was not expecting this
#1415 to #1414 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
sexualizing the mods!
#1416 to #1415 - Sasher ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
youre being lewd
#1417 to #1416 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
is being lewd a crime? because im guilty of it
#1418 to #1417 - Sasher ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Youre distracting me from finishing this essay man
#1410 to #1409 - Sasher ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
time barriers wont stop me from finding those spam posts
User avatar #1411 to #1410 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
you tried to tag it and ****** up didn't you
#1412 to #1411 - Sasher ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Nah man Im a professional, that post was from an old spammer awhile back
User avatar #1402 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
So I looked up this thing about Median Lethal Dose, turns out there's even a measurement for water. Apparently if you somehow manage to drink about 90g per kg of body mass, you'd die
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - Sasher ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep, there was a contest in my local area on a radio station held by a DJ for who could drink the most amount of water the fastest. The girl that drank the most water drank so much that she died because of it, and the DJ got fired and the station sued.
#1405 to #1403 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
was this it?
User avatar #1407 to #1405 - Sasher ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep, thats it.
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
******* Wikipedia's got an entire page on water intoxication
jesus ******* hell **** **** , man
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
She'd have had to taken in about 5 L of water if my math is right, then. Jesus christ.
#1406 to #1404 - Sasher ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy
#1400 - Marker ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
sad thing is this isn't an exaggeration
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - Sasher ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Heh, everyone gets tired of their avatars eventually. The avatar I had before the hollow Ichigo was there for about 2 years before I decided to change it. Also dat new chapter tho, I don't know what it is but something doesn't feel right. Either something bad is going to happen, or its already happened and we just dont know about it yet.
#1399 - billywonka (09/07/2014) [-]
I accidentally clicked back on the comments, don't stalk me bro
I accidentally clicked back on the comments, don't stalk me bro
#1398 to #1397 - Sasher ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
People will do these kinds of things to get views for their website, and its sad to see it happen. Atleast you commented and let everyone who comes to the site know its BS. I wish it was true though
People will do these kinds of things to get views for their website, and its sad to see it happen. Atleast you commented and let everyone who comes to the site know its BS. I wish it was true though
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - Sasher ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
eh thats just another troll account, too boring to argue with.
User avatar #1392 to #1391 - Marker ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm just ****** with them out of sheer boredom
User avatar #1393 to #1392 - Sasher ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
its a lot of fun when theyre serious, no one ever is tho
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - Marker ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
idunno that veganfag glycogen might be
#1395 to #1394 - Sasher ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
never heard of him
User avatar #1384 - Marker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
yeah, so..... some things happened
#1385 to #1384 - Sasher ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Aw yeaaaah you got your mod status back! Nice job
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - Marker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/mod-social/2880#2880
under the provisions that I do not be a complete ****
I can take that
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - Sasher ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Well atleast you got the mod status back, I dont think you shouldve been demodded in the first place tbh, but I guess you dont gotta worry about that too much anymore.
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - Marker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
yep indeed
still like my blue name better, tho
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - Sasher ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
My name is the darker blue, so I prefer this color over it. Although I wish we got a better color than orange, maybe purple or something.
User avatar #1380 - Marker ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, never asked this

What's your thoughts on Zombirou Deadtsugaya?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - Sasher ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Well I don't think hes dead. Heres what I think will happen, The zombie futa chick is going to die at some point during this and lose control over him and he will return to normal, or he/someone else somehow breaks the influence she has on him. This is all after Hitsugaya rocks some **** .
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - Marker ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
idunno, though. I mean, he's one of two Gigi-zombies that have the darker skin, and the other was dead beforehand, which makes me think it's rotting flesh.

Kubo's already killed off a decent number of people this arc, given that it's the end of the series, I wouldn't put it past him to kill off alot more.
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - Sasher ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, Im sure Kubo plans to kill more people, it just doesn't seem Histugaya fits to me as being one of those people. I feel like he still has things to accomplish in the story. I dont know really how to explain it, It just feels to me Kubo would be doing himself a dis-service by killing off Hitsugaya. So that leads me to the conclusion that hes still alive, but you never know.
User avatar #1377 - Marker ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Tentacle Rape and Glorious Faggot Arrancar out of ******* nowhere
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - Sasher ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm convinced she has a dick after this chapter.
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - Marker ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
What'd I tell you? I'm calling Futanari
User avatar #1364 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Can I touch your body?
#1366 to #1365 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Y not?
#1367 to #1366 - Sasher ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm some kind of slut?
#1368 to #1367 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#1369 to #1368 - Sasher ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing ************ you wanna talk food lets ******* talk food you pussy bitch.
Got my teeth cut the **** out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my ******* throat ******* feet and all you ******* buster.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a **** ***** the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german ****** eat mustard that ***** like ******* parsley to me .
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
User avatar #1370 to #1369 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
So is that a yes?
#1371 to #1370 - Sasher ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Hawt now gimmie dem titties.
#1373 to #1372 - Sasher ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
lewd
#1374 to #1373 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Mhm now hurry
User avatar #1359 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
are you the good admon?
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - Sasher ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
wot
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
well... i got carried away some secs ago on VGB
i got flagged but its removed and no ban...
are you the good admon?
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - Sasher ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I flagged them as borderline, so youre fine. Still tho, don't post those knowing you'll get banned, otherwise ban time will be added.
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
got a bit carried away

thx mang
#1356 - venompwns ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Dude, you're pretty lax with those Borderline 						****					 flags....
Dude, you're pretty lax with those Borderline **** flags....
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - Sasher ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Its not because I'm lax, I'm well aware of the difference between borderline and actual **** . Theres reasons why I flag the the blatant **** ones borderline, but I'm not allowed to talk about it.
#1358 to #1357 - venompwns ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
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User avatar #1350 to #1349 - Sasher ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Looks like #1349 to me
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User avatar #1352 to #1351 - Sasher ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Well there was a comment #1000, must've gotten deleted at some point.
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#1354 to #1353 - Sasher ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Yep. Now I'm off to bed.
User avatar #1342 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I smell Grimmjow coming soon
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - Sasher ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
He better. Not much happened in the chapter released today, so I wasn't as thrilled about it as usual, but a Grimmjow appearance would make it up to me.
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
well Chad and Orihime did show up through a Garganta. Yeah Urahara can open one using a drawn out method with an incantation, but the Espada could all do so with what was practically a flick of the wrist.
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - Sasher ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
True, never really noticed that until just now. So maybe Grimmjow is already there, but I doubt Kubo would reveal him now. He'll probably wait until someone is on the verge of death or something to have him show up.
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Popular demand seems to want him to fight Bazz-B. That would be a fun battle, given that the two have such similar personalities.
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Damn, two months ago. I sometimes forbget conversations I had earlier in the same day. I'm only 20, this might be a problem
#1338 - romeder (06/08/2014) [-]
Is your profile picture Templar Assassin?
#1339 to #1338 - Sasher ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
yes
#1340 to #1339 - romeder (06/08/2014) [-]
I love dota! Infact TA is my favorite hero.
User avatar #1334 - Marker ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
OH LOOK ICHIGO USED SOMETHING OTHER THAN GETSUGA TENSHO
#1335 to #1334 - Sasher ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Yep, now its TWO GETSUGA TENSHOS PUT TOGETHER
Yep, now its TWO GETSUGA TENSHOS PUT TOGETHER
#1336 to #1335 - Marker ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
well it is different
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - Sasher ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Man I just wish this was still a running anime, it probably would've looked much cooler Im more of an anime than manga person
User avatar #1328 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
can i buy that golem and points?
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - Sasher ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
with dota 2 keys sure
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
wtf is that
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - Sasher ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
google it
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
theyre like $2 each
User avatar #1333 to #1332 - Sasher ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah
#1323 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Hello there random Mod
#1324 to #1323 - Sasher ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1325 to #1324 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Plz talk to me
#1326 to #1325 - Sasher ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Hello
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