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Date Signed Up:7/27/2009
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#1414 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
#1415 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
sexualizing the mods!
#1416 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
youre being lewd
#1417 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
is being lewd a crime? because im guilty of it
#1418 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Youre distracting me from finishing this essay man
#1084281 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1084329 - Sperit (10/29/2014) [-]
lycan sucks though
User avatar #1084502 - Sasher (10/29/2014) [-]
lycan won the starladder for EG in their recent tourney tho, hes still really strong.
User avatar #1084508 - Sperit (10/29/2014) [-]
I have never played with a good lycan
but i have not played dota in months
#1084199 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#1084201 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
#1084188 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#1084190 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
Don't remove my thread you little shit
#1084199 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
#1084201 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
#1412 - Nah man Im a professional, that post was from an old spammer a… 10/28/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
#1410 - time barriers wont stop me from finding those spam posts  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
User avatar #1411 - Marker (10/28/2014) [-]
you tried to tag it and fucked up didn't you
#1412 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Nah man Im a professional, that post was from an old spammer awhile back
#1083606 - I mean, you have the freckles mod installed, right anon? 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1407 - Yep, thats it.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
User avatar #1408 - Marker (10/28/2014) [-]
fucking Wikipedia's got an entire page on water intoxication
jesus fucking hell shit fuck, man
#1406 - Bitches be crazy 10/28/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
#1403 - Yep, there was a contest in my local area on a radio station h…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
#1405 - Marker (10/28/2014) [-]
was this it?
User avatar #1407 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep, thats it.
User avatar #1408 - Marker (10/28/2014) [-]
fucking Wikipedia's got an entire page on water intoxication
jesus fucking hell shit fuck, man
User avatar #1404 - Marker (10/28/2014) [-]
She'd have had to taken in about 5 L of water if my math is right, then. Jesus christ.
#1406 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy
#936 - Killer Shot, the Murderer of Hope 10/28/2014 on John Hancock 0
#1083070 - Picture 10/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1082954 - I have an xbox 360 and a Wii 10/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1082952 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1082953 - yuvesh (10/27/2014) [-]
Daft Punk " Get lucky " - Dog Version mario and sonic at the Olympic games
#1082947 - What are some of the best games to play when you have a bro ov…  [+] (25 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1083052 - desacabose (10/27/2014) [-]
Mario Kart
User avatar #1083076 - finblob (10/27/2014) [-]
K's look really weird in italics
K
#1083070 - Sasher (10/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #1083015 - avatarsarefornoobs (10/27/2014) [-]
guacamelee has local multiplayer, its decent
User avatar #1083011 - finblob (10/27/2014) [-]
gangbeasts yeah
nidhogg
castle crashers
battleblock theatre
yawhg
mount your friends
User avatar #1082995 - ajrin (10/27/2014) [-]
Crash bandicoot for the ps1
User avatar #1082966 - leobaloy (10/27/2014) [-]
Tfw no one wants to play melee against me

"Hey let's play melee"
"No, you're going to win anyway"

;_;
#1083055 - desacabose (10/27/2014) [-]
Actually it's because Brawl is better
User avatar #1083072 - leobaloy (10/27/2014) [-]
>Brawl
>Better

If you prefer the slower, campy as fuck, defensive stall fest bullshit, then yes, Brawl is better in that regard
#1083079 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
dank memes
User avatar #1083077 - finblob (10/27/2014) [-]
Hah!
So he agrees!
User avatar #1082961 - yeorgh (10/27/2014) [-]
Tekken
User avatar #1082960 - awesomedewd (10/27/2014) [-]
Castle Crashers
User avatar #1082956 - tentaquil (10/27/2014) [-]
gangbeasts
lethal league
screen cheat
castle crashers
nidhogg
User avatar #1082979 - tarekmig (10/27/2014) [-]
yes, that is not a tampon producer
User avatar #1082974 - tarekmig (10/27/2014) [-]
And so the list continues to
Battleblock theater
Bloody trapland
Speed chess
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User avatar #1082955 - thisismyhandle (10/27/2014) [-]
Sports games, Halo, Mount Your Friends, Rock Band/Guitar Hero, Army of Two, Left 4 Dead, Dynasty Warriors, Resident Evil 5, any fighting games, Portal 2,
User avatar #1082951 - tarekmig (10/27/2014) [-]
Gangbeasts for a true bro orgy
#1082950 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
Cod 4, put classic mode on.
User avatar #1082949 - sveti (10/27/2014) [-]
Worms Armaggedon,Dirt Cheap on steam + its buttloads of fun
Mortal KommieBats
Tekken
if you have a nintendo console only then my friend i think you are doomed with ssb and mario games
User avatar #1082954 - Sasher (10/27/2014) [-]
I have an xbox 360 and a Wii
User avatar #1082948 - yuvesh (10/27/2014) [-]
sonic all starts racing transformed
#1082952 - Sasher (10/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #1082953 - yuvesh (10/27/2014) [-]
Daft Punk " Get lucky " - Dog Version mario and sonic at the Olympic games
#1082694 - Gotta check them reviews before you buy the game  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1082708 - arkanios (10/27/2014) [-]
I didn't explain my full story of tragedy. I bought into the hype for a good Thief game and preordered it, so I was going on hopes and dreams.

Guess what died the day I started playing it.
#1082483 - Favorite hero is venge and anyone that picks Viper needs to ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1082389 - Only for best grill 10/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1082387 - Picture 10/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1082372 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1082388 - adzodeux (10/26/2014) [-]
Best version.
#1082389 - Sasher (10/26/2014) [-]
Only for best grill
#1081220 - I did no such thing 10/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1081214 - Its just that time of month again  [+] (15 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1081217 - grogovic (10/25/2014) [-]
Why did you thumb-ban me, can't I express my opinions?
#1081220 - Sasher (10/25/2014) [-]
I did no such thing
User avatar #1081219 - adunsaveme (10/25/2014) [-]
no
#1081221 - grogovic (10/25/2014) [-]
So many old hairy men acting like some woman out of videogames/Japanese cartoons. Saying hey at least I'm not like that, I'm not like this. Compare yourselves to an average human being, you're disposable material.
User avatar #1081222 - adunsaveme (10/25/2014) [-]
what are you even saying, bob
User avatar #1081223 - grogovic (10/25/2014) [-]
Are you female?
User avatar #1081225 - adunsaveme (10/25/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #1081226 - grogovic (10/25/2014) [-]
Well, then I'll keep on believing. You fat lousy shit.
User avatar #1081228 - adunsaveme (10/25/2014) [-]
beleeb it
User avatar #1081229 - grogovic (10/25/2014) [-]
Go play LoL like the scrub you are.
User avatar #1081232 - adunsaveme (10/25/2014) [-]
sounds like you need some good ol italian pissa :^)

finblob, call dominos
User avatar #1081234 - grogovic (10/25/2014) [-]
Sounds like you need some good old punctuation and grammar.
User avatar #1081345 - finblob (10/25/2014) [-]
grammer*
User avatar #1081344 - finblob (10/25/2014) [-]
ayy issa pizza 4 u
User avatar #1081238 - adunsaveme (10/25/2014) [-]
no u
#1080903 - This was my favorite part of that animation 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1080201 - ur a cheeky cunt I'll give ya that m8 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1080193 - The trailer for the first one? No, but I assume with all the p… 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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#1037 - Sasher (12/02/2013) [-]
stickied by Sasher
A picture can break the rules by being anything sexually suggestive, gore, abusive towards animals, softporn, etc. You can also be flagged for spam. Realize this before you ask why I flagged you.
A picture can break the rules by being anything sexually suggestive, gore, abusive towards animals, softporn, etc. You can also be flagged for spam. Realize this before you ask why I flagged you.
#376 - Sasher (09/02/2013) [-]
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#1419 - Marker ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I agree
#1420 to #1419 - Sasher (10/29/2014) [-]
Just read the chapter
WHAT
I knew something bad was going to happen, but I was not expecting this
#1415 to #1414 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
sexualizing the mods!
#1416 to #1415 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
youre being lewd
#1417 to #1416 - danield (10/28/2014) [-]
is being lewd a crime? because im guilty of it
#1418 to #1417 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Youre distracting me from finishing this essay man
#1410 to #1409 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
time barriers wont stop me from finding those spam posts
User avatar #1411 to #1410 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
you tried to tag it and ****** up didn't you
#1412 to #1411 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Nah man Im a professional, that post was from an old spammer awhile back
User avatar #1402 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
So I looked up this thing about Median Lethal Dose, turns out there's even a measurement for water. Apparently if you somehow manage to drink about 90g per kg of body mass, you'd die
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep, there was a contest in my local area on a radio station held by a DJ for who could drink the most amount of water the fastest. The girl that drank the most water drank so much that she died because of it, and the DJ got fired and the station sued.
#1405 to #1403 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
was this it?
User avatar #1407 to #1405 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep, thats it.
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
******* Wikipedia's got an entire page on water intoxication
jesus ******* hell **** **** , man
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - Marker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
She'd have had to taken in about 5 L of water if my math is right, then. Jesus christ.
#1406 to #1404 - Sasher (10/28/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy
#1400 - Marker ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
sad thing is this isn't an exaggeration
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - Sasher (10/23/2014) [-]
Heh, everyone gets tired of their avatars eventually. The avatar I had before the hollow Ichigo was there for about 2 years before I decided to change it. Also dat new chapter tho, I don't know what it is but something doesn't feel right. Either something bad is going to happen, or its already happened and we just dont know about it yet.
#1399 - billywonka (09/07/2014) [-]
I accidentally clicked back on the comments, don't stalk me bro
I accidentally clicked back on the comments, don't stalk me bro
#1398 to #1397 - Sasher (09/07/2014) [-]
People will do these kinds of things to get views for their website, and its sad to see it happen. Atleast you commented and let everyone who comes to the site know its BS. I wish it was true though
People will do these kinds of things to get views for their website, and its sad to see it happen. Atleast you commented and let everyone who comes to the site know its BS. I wish it was true though
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - Sasher (08/19/2014) [-]
eh thats just another troll account, too boring to argue with.
User avatar #1392 to #1391 - Marker ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm just ****** with them out of sheer boredom
User avatar #1393 to #1392 - Sasher (08/19/2014) [-]
its a lot of fun when theyre serious, no one ever is tho
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - Marker ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
idunno that veganfag glycogen might be
#1395 to #1394 - Sasher (08/19/2014) [-]
never heard of him
User avatar #1384 - Marker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
yeah, so..... some things happened
#1385 to #1384 - Sasher (08/18/2014) [-]
Aw yeaaaah you got your mod status back! Nice job
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - Marker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/mod-social/2880#2880
under the provisions that I do not be a complete ****
I can take that
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - Sasher (08/18/2014) [-]
Well atleast you got the mod status back, I dont think you shouldve been demodded in the first place tbh, but I guess you dont gotta worry about that too much anymore.
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - Marker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
yep indeed
still like my blue name better, tho
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - Sasher (08/18/2014) [-]
My name is the darker blue, so I prefer this color over it. Although I wish we got a better color than orange, maybe purple or something.
User avatar #1380 - Marker ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, never asked this

What's your thoughts on Zombirou Deadtsugaya?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - Sasher (08/04/2014) [-]
Well I don't think hes dead. Heres what I think will happen, The zombie futa chick is going to die at some point during this and lose control over him and he will return to normal, or he/someone else somehow breaks the influence she has on him. This is all after Hitsugaya rocks some **** .
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - Marker ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
idunno, though. I mean, he's one of two Gigi-zombies that have the darker skin, and the other was dead beforehand, which makes me think it's rotting flesh.

Kubo's already killed off a decent number of people this arc, given that it's the end of the series, I wouldn't put it past him to kill off alot more.
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - Sasher (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, Im sure Kubo plans to kill more people, it just doesn't seem Histugaya fits to me as being one of those people. I feel like he still has things to accomplish in the story. I dont know really how to explain it, It just feels to me Kubo would be doing himself a dis-service by killing off Hitsugaya. So that leads me to the conclusion that hes still alive, but you never know.
User avatar #1377 - Marker ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Tentacle Rape and Glorious Faggot Arrancar out of ******* nowhere
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - Sasher (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm convinced she has a dick after this chapter.
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - Marker ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
What'd I tell you? I'm calling Futanari
User avatar #1364 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
Can I touch your body?
#1367 to #1366 - Sasher (07/20/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm some kind of slut?
#1368 to #1367 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#1369 to #1368 - Sasher (07/20/2014) [-]
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing ************ you wanna talk food lets ******* talk food you pussy bitch.
Got my teeth cut the **** out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my ******* throat ******* feet and all you ******* buster.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a **** ***** the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german ****** eat mustard that ***** like ******* parsley to me .
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
User avatar #1370 to #1369 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
So is that a yes?
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
Hawt now gimmie dem titties.
#1374 to #1373 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
Mhm now hurry
User avatar #1359 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
are you the good admon?
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - Sasher (07/16/2014) [-]
wot
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
well... i got carried away some secs ago on VGB
i got flagged but its removed and no ban...
are you the good admon?
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - Sasher (07/16/2014) [-]
I flagged them as borderline, so youre fine. Still tho, don't post those knowing you'll get banned, otherwise ban time will be added.
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
got a bit carried away

thx mang
#1356 - venompwns ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Dude, you're pretty lax with those Borderline 						****					 flags....
Dude, you're pretty lax with those Borderline **** flags....
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - Sasher (07/11/2014) [-]
Its not because I'm lax, I'm well aware of the difference between borderline and actual **** . Theres reasons why I flag the the blatant **** ones borderline, but I'm not allowed to talk about it.
#1358 to #1357 - venompwns ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
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User avatar #1350 to #1349 - Sasher (07/09/2014) [-]
Looks like #1349 to me
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User avatar #1352 to #1351 - Sasher (07/09/2014) [-]
Well there was a comment #1000, must've gotten deleted at some point.
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#1354 to #1353 - Sasher (07/09/2014) [-]
Yep. Now I'm off to bed.
User avatar #1342 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I smell Grimmjow coming soon
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - Sasher (06/26/2014) [-]
He better. Not much happened in the chapter released today, so I wasn't as thrilled about it as usual, but a Grimmjow appearance would make it up to me.
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
well Chad and Orihime did show up through a Garganta. Yeah Urahara can open one using a drawn out method with an incantation, but the Espada could all do so with what was practically a flick of the wrist.
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - Sasher (06/26/2014) [-]
True, never really noticed that until just now. So maybe Grimmjow is already there, but I doubt Kubo would reveal him now. He'll probably wait until someone is on the verge of death or something to have him show up.
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Popular demand seems to want him to fight Bazz-B. That would be a fun battle, given that the two have such similar personalities.
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - Marker ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Damn, two months ago. I sometimes forbget conversations I had earlier in the same day. I'm only 20, this might be a problem
#1338 - romeder (06/08/2014) [-]
Is your profile picture Templar Assassin?
#1340 to #1339 - romeder (06/08/2014) [-]
I love dota! Infact TA is my favorite hero.
User avatar #1334 - Marker ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
OH LOOK ICHIGO USED SOMETHING OTHER THAN GETSUGA TENSHO
#1335 to #1334 - Sasher (06/05/2014) [-]
Yep, now its TWO GETSUGA TENSHOS PUT TOGETHER
Yep, now its TWO GETSUGA TENSHOS PUT TOGETHER
#1336 to #1335 - Marker ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
well it is different
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - Sasher (06/06/2014) [-]
Man I just wish this was still a running anime, it probably would've looked much cooler Im more of an anime than manga person
User avatar #1328 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
can i buy that golem and points?
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - Sasher (05/18/2014) [-]
with dota 2 keys sure
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
wtf is that
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - Sasher (05/18/2014) [-]
google it
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
theyre like $2 each
User avatar #1333 to #1332 - Sasher (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah
#1323 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Hello there random Mod
#1325 to #1324 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Plz talk to me
#1326 to #1325 - Sasher (05/17/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Hello
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