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#1357 - Its not because I'm lax, I'm well aware of the difference betw…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
#1358 - venompwns (07/11/2014) [-]
Gotcha.
#2 - No its **** 07/11/2014 on Is the items game fun? 0
#847 - I'm prepared. 07/10/2014 on Marker's profile 0
#845 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Marker's profile 0
#846 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
There will be many in the coming chapters
#847 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm prepared.
#843 - Something involving semen. inb4 because shes a massive slut  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Marker's profile 0
User avatar #844 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
well a thing I just came up with was... uh.... futanari
#845 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
#846 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
There will be many in the coming chapters
#847 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm prepared.
#841 - Mhm, although I'm not sure if he said that just to piss her of…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Marker's profile 0
User avatar #842 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
Well, her reaction speaks volumes. She was thrown off by her first statement, which is natural, but as soon as he said the thing about semen, instead of just rebutting (or uh.... providing proof otherwise?), she was pretty quick to do nothing but summon Dead-Bambi and attack. Even if it's not exactly what Yumichika was saying, she's clearly hiding something.
#843 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
Something involving semen. inb4 because shes a massive slut
User avatar #844 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
well a thing I just came up with was... uh.... futanari
#845 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
#846 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
There will be many in the coming chapters
#847 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm prepared.
#1000043 - Picture 07/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#839 - "I know this smell, I could recognize this smell anywhere…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Marker's profile 0
User avatar #840 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
Dude's got..... quite the nose, though.
#841 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
Mhm, although I'm not sure if he said that just to piss her off, or maybe she is really a guy. I hope not.
User avatar #842 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
Well, her reaction speaks volumes. She was thrown off by her first statement, which is natural, but as soon as he said the thing about semen, instead of just rebutting (or uh.... providing proof otherwise?), she was pretty quick to do nothing but summon Dead-Bambi and attack. Even if it's not exactly what Yumichika was saying, she's clearly hiding something.
#843 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
Something involving semen. inb4 because shes a massive slut
User avatar #844 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
well a thing I just came up with was... uh.... futanari
#845 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
#846 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
There will be many in the coming chapters
#847 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm prepared.
#837 - All of my what  [+] (10 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Marker's profile 0
#838 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
I was like, half awake this morning, reading the chapter on my phone in bed, and then I saw that page

MFW
User avatar #839 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
"I know this smell, I could recognize this smell anywhere."
Jokes aside, its not that surprising coming from Yumichika honestly, but I did not expect Kubo to make it this blatant.
User avatar #840 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
Dude's got..... quite the nose, though.
#841 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
Mhm, although I'm not sure if he said that just to piss her off, or maybe she is really a guy. I hope not.
User avatar #842 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
Well, her reaction speaks volumes. She was thrown off by her first statement, which is natural, but as soon as he said the thing about semen, instead of just rebutting (or uh.... providing proof otherwise?), she was pretty quick to do nothing but summon Dead-Bambi and attack. Even if it's not exactly what Yumichika was saying, she's clearly hiding something.
#843 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
Something involving semen. inb4 because shes a massive slut
User avatar #844 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
well a thing I just came up with was... uh.... futanari
#845 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
#846 - Marker (07/10/2014) [-]
There will be many in the coming chapters
#847 - Sasher (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm prepared.
#1354 - Yep. Now I'm off to bed. 07/09/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
#1352 - Well there was a comment #1000, must've gotten deleted at some point.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
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#1354 - Sasher (07/09/2014) [-]
Yep. Now I'm off to bed.
#1350 - Looks like #1349 to me  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Sasher's profile 0
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User avatar #1352 - Sasher (07/09/2014) [-]
Well there was a comment #1000, must've gotten deleted at some point.
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#1354 - Sasher (07/09/2014) [-]
Yep. Now I'm off to bed.
#175 - Picture 07/09/2014 on MFW friend introduces me to... 0
#4950357 - idk, I can wait 7 days if no one else offers. 07/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4950355 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4950356 - ied (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #4950357 - Sasher (07/08/2014) [-]
idk, I can wait 7 days if no one else offers.
#4950353 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4950354 - ied (07/08/2014) [-]
gimme link for a key
#4950356 - ied (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #4950357 - Sasher (07/08/2014) [-]
idk, I can wait 7 days if no one else offers.
#4950351 - would anyone give me a dota 2 treasure key for a bitlem lord a…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4950352 - ied (07/08/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #4950354 - ied (07/08/2014) [-]
gimme link for a key
#4950356 - ied (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #4950357 - Sasher (07/08/2014) [-]
idk, I can wait 7 days if no one else offers.
#997946 - Scout 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997937 - erm, I dont think you'll need to watch professional gameplay t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #998193 - oliveirajo (07/08/2014) [-]
I found profesionnal sniper gameplay.
Really helped me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gavl1RE9y9o&feature=kp
#997916 - Play the hero; learn from mistakes. If that doesn't help, watc…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997931 - oliveirajo (07/08/2014) [-]
Where can I watch profesionnal sniper gameplay
User avatar #998003 - soundofwinter (07/08/2014) [-]
just right click on things buddy
#997937 - Sasher (07/08/2014) [-]
erm, I dont think you'll need to watch professional gameplay to learn how to play Sniper.
User avatar #998193 - oliveirajo (07/08/2014) [-]
I found profesionnal sniper gameplay.
Really helped me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gavl1RE9y9o&feature=kp
#137 - Why 07/07/2014 on Nukes not even once. 0
#996964 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #996970 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
Creepy.
#226 - 9001 pairs of sides. 07/07/2014 on Check your privilege +10
#996825 - yfw zoom in  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#996827 - leobaloy (07/06/2014) [-]
mfw zooming in on both
#4948484 - It was beautiful 07/06/2014 on Play items 0

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#1037 - Sasher ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
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A picture can break the rules by being anything sexually suggestive, gore, abusive towards animals, softporn, etc. You can also be flagged for spam. Realize this before you ask why I flagged you.
A picture can break the rules by being anything sexually suggestive, gore, abusive towards animals, softporn, etc. You can also be flagged for spam. Realize this before you ask why I flagged you.
#376 - Sasher ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
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#1399 - billywonka (09/07/2014) [-]
I accidentally clicked back on the comments, don't stalk me bro
I accidentally clicked back on the comments, don't stalk me bro
#1398 to #1397 - Sasher ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
People will do these kinds of things to get views for their website, and its sad to see it happen. Atleast you commented and let everyone who comes to the site know its BS. I wish it was true though
People will do these kinds of things to get views for their website, and its sad to see it happen. Atleast you commented and let everyone who comes to the site know its BS. I wish it was true though
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - Sasher ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
eh thats just another troll account, too boring to argue with.
User avatar #1392 to #1391 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm just ****** with them out of sheer boredom
User avatar #1393 to #1392 - Sasher ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
its a lot of fun when theyre serious, no one ever is tho
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - Marker (08/19/2014) [-]
idunno that veganfag glycogen might be
#1395 to #1394 - Sasher ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
never heard of him
User avatar #1384 - Marker (08/18/2014) [-]
yeah, so..... some things happened
#1385 to #1384 - Sasher ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Aw yeaaaah you got your mod status back! Nice job
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - Marker (08/18/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/mod-social/2880#2880
under the provisions that I do not be a complete ****
I can take that
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - Sasher ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Well atleast you got the mod status back, I dont think you shouldve been demodded in the first place tbh, but I guess you dont gotta worry about that too much anymore.
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - Marker (08/18/2014) [-]
yep indeed
still like my blue name better, tho
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - Sasher ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
My name is the darker blue, so I prefer this color over it. Although I wish we got a better color than orange, maybe purple or something.
User avatar #1380 - Marker (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, never asked this

What's your thoughts on Zombirou Deadtsugaya?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - Sasher ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Well I don't think hes dead. Heres what I think will happen, The zombie futa chick is going to die at some point during this and lose control over him and he will return to normal, or he/someone else somehow breaks the influence she has on him. This is all after Hitsugaya rocks some **** .
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - Marker (08/04/2014) [-]
idunno, though. I mean, he's one of two Gigi-zombies that have the darker skin, and the other was dead beforehand, which makes me think it's rotting flesh.

Kubo's already killed off a decent number of people this arc, given that it's the end of the series, I wouldn't put it past him to kill off alot more.
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - Sasher ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, Im sure Kubo plans to kill more people, it just doesn't seem Histugaya fits to me as being one of those people. I feel like he still has things to accomplish in the story. I dont know really how to explain it, It just feels to me Kubo would be doing himself a dis-service by killing off Hitsugaya. So that leads me to the conclusion that hes still alive, but you never know.
User avatar #1377 - Marker (07/24/2014) [-]
Tentacle Rape and Glorious Faggot Arrancar out of ******* nowhere
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - Sasher ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm convinced she has a dick after this chapter.
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - Marker (07/24/2014) [-]
What'd I tell you? I'm calling Futanari
User avatar #1364 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
Can I touch your body?
#1367 to #1366 - Sasher ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm some kind of slut?
#1368 to #1367 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#1369 to #1368 - Sasher ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing ************ you wanna talk food lets ******* talk food you pussy bitch.
Got my teeth cut the **** out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my ******* throat ******* feet and all you ******* buster.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a **** ***** the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german ****** eat mustard that ***** like ******* parsley to me .
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
User avatar #1370 to #1369 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
So is that a yes?
#1371 to #1370 - Sasher ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
Hawt now gimmie dem titties.
#1373 to #1372 - Sasher ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
lewd
#1374 to #1373 - MrDeadiron (07/20/2014) [-]
Mhm now hurry
User avatar #1359 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
are you the good admon?
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - Sasher ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
wot
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
well... i got carried away some secs ago on VGB
i got flagged but its removed and no ban...
are you the good admon?
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - Sasher ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I flagged them as borderline, so youre fine. Still tho, don't post those knowing you'll get banned, otherwise ban time will be added.
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - burningdash (07/16/2014) [-]
got a bit carried away

thx mang
#1356 - venompwns (07/11/2014) [-]
Dude, you're pretty lax with those Borderline 						****					 flags....
Dude, you're pretty lax with those Borderline **** flags....
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - Sasher ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Its not because I'm lax, I'm well aware of the difference between borderline and actual **** . Theres reasons why I flag the the blatant **** ones borderline, but I'm not allowed to talk about it.
#1358 to #1357 - venompwns (07/11/2014) [-]
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
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User avatar #1350 to #1349 - Sasher ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Looks like #1349 to me
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User avatar #1352 to #1351 - Sasher ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Well there was a comment #1000, must've gotten deleted at some point.
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#1354 to #1353 - Sasher ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Yep. Now I'm off to bed.
User avatar #1342 - Marker (06/26/2014) [-]
I smell Grimmjow coming soon
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - Sasher ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
He better. Not much happened in the chapter released today, so I wasn't as thrilled about it as usual, but a Grimmjow appearance would make it up to me.
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - Marker (06/26/2014) [-]
well Chad and Orihime did show up through a Garganta. Yeah Urahara can open one using a drawn out method with an incantation, but the Espada could all do so with what was practically a flick of the wrist.
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - Sasher ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
True, never really noticed that until just now. So maybe Grimmjow is already there, but I doubt Kubo would reveal him now. He'll probably wait until someone is on the verge of death or something to have him show up.
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - Marker (06/26/2014) [-]
Popular demand seems to want him to fight Bazz-B. That would be a fun battle, given that the two have such similar personalities.
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - Marker (06/26/2014) [-]
Damn, two months ago. I sometimes forbget conversations I had earlier in the same day. I'm only 20, this might be a problem
#1338 - romeder (06/08/2014) [-]
Is your profile picture Templar Assassin?
#1339 to #1338 - Sasher ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
yes
#1340 to #1339 - romeder (06/08/2014) [-]
I love dota! Infact TA is my favorite hero.
User avatar #1334 - Marker (06/05/2014) [-]
OH LOOK ICHIGO USED SOMETHING OTHER THAN GETSUGA TENSHO
#1335 to #1334 - Sasher ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Yep, now its TWO GETSUGA TENSHOS PUT TOGETHER
Yep, now its TWO GETSUGA TENSHOS PUT TOGETHER
#1336 to #1335 - Marker (06/05/2014) [-]
well it is different
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - Sasher ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Man I just wish this was still a running anime, it probably would've looked much cooler Im more of an anime than manga person
User avatar #1328 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
can i buy that golem and points?
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - Sasher ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
with dota 2 keys sure
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
wtf is that
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - Sasher ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
google it
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - ied (05/18/2014) [-]
theyre like $2 each
User avatar #1333 to #1332 - Sasher ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah
#1323 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Hello there random Mod
#1324 to #1323 - Sasher ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
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#1325 to #1324 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Plz talk to me
#1326 to #1325 - Sasher ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - knightgiver (05/17/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #1322 - fell (04/27/2014) [-]
fuk u slash
#1314 - Marker (04/26/2014) [-]
Ding dong the little imagining **** is dead.
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - Sasher ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah thank god, but what the **** Zaraki survived being in space, the dude cant die from anything. Also I just realized that his eye patch was on that whole fight too, so hes still much stronger than that.
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - Marker (04/26/2014) [-]
Gremmy really must have not entertained him enough.
But still, that little **** actually managed to kill himself. Zaraki didn't even need to finish him off.
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - Sasher ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Now that Zaraki's fight is over, I wonder who'll be fighting next. I'm honestly really hoping its Ichigo soon, but I have a feeling he wont show up until Juha Bach makes a move. I have a feeling it might be Hisagi showing up soon since they were trying to make him use his bankai.
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - Marker (04/26/2014) [-]
Well the last we saw of Hisagi, Mask smashed him along with Ikkaku and Yumichika. If anything, I want to see what the hell happened to Bambietta and her crew. Last we saw of her Giselle was probably about to do some creepy **** (Z = The Zombie?)
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - Sasher ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm honestly not to sure, but it looks like they were about to gang up and do something to her. That does remind me though, I wonder when Grimmjow will make an appearance, if he does I'd imagine he'd be fighting against Bazz-B, since their personality's are kinda similar.
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - Marker (04/26/2014) [-]
oh lord that would be an interesting fight to watch.
Also, apparently this week is Golden Week. Dammit.
#1321 to #1320 - Sasher ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1305 to #1304 - Sasher ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
The new guys powers are wayyyy overpowered.... There must be some kind of catch to it or something because making anything you imagine be true is kinda ridiculous.
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - Marker (03/31/2014) [-]
I could buy the guy whose powers involved healing his wounds by means of a helper almost as annoying as the Adoring Fan from Oblivion, but this is getting ridiculous. From what we've seen, this guy can will two captain level Shinigami dead with no effort, he can imagine a sentient being into and out of existence, heal his wounds by simply thinking they're healed, break Yachiru's bones with his mind, create lava and water randomly, and god only knows what else.

I this little **** pulls off a Vollstandig I don't even have a clue what it could possibly add to his already broken everything.
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - Sasher ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm really hoping theres some kind of catch to it, otherwise I think Kubo is running out of ideas for powers
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - Marker (03/31/2014) [-]
I just want Zaraki to kill him quick before he gets any more broken.
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - Sasher ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Oh **** , that new chapter
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - Marker (04/16/2014) [-]
dat battle axe
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - Sasher ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
His attacks are gonna be so slow now doe, gonna take like an hour to swing at someone
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - Marker (04/16/2014) [-]
a theory I heard from a friend was that it's only that size because it actually "swallowed" the meteor, which means it's not that large naturally
#1313 to #1312 - Sasher ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
I would be surprised if that isnt how it worked, thats a good theory
User avatar #1294 - capslockrage (03/08/2014) [-]
i will trade like anything to get all your weed or a pegasus

tell me what i must do!!!
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - Sasher ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
pay me
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - capslockrage (03/08/2014) [-]
am poor : (

but how much just curious
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - nippuhl (03/09/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1292 - ldottc (03/06/2014) [-]
Thankyou mate that's really made me happy
Don't know what to say except if you ever need anything just ask and i'll be there
<3<3<3
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - Sasher ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
No problem lol, you deserve it
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