y-yes
n-n-no homo

All of the homo

>comment 1337
we hax0rz now

80085

u funny dood

ikr

Get home from school you cunt

I never thought I'd talk to you again

DUUUUUUUUD

**Sandisky rolls 5,418**
8675309

**vladturtu rolls 2,151** 6 months later and still,no quads

**Sandisky rolls 0,835**
THERE WERE NEVER ANY QUADS VLAD

**vladturtu rolls 6,340** LIEEEEEEEEEEEEES

**Sandisky rolls 0,147**
You know it. I know it. Why aren't you accepting it?

**vladturtu rolls 4,455** DO U EVN ROLL? 1v1 FAGGOT

**Sandisky rolls 4,763**
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

**vladturtu rolls 2,917** What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

**Sandisky rolls 4,747** You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled "guerrilla" you fucking moron.

**vladturtu rolls 6,307** I was trained by gorillas,and fought beside them in : "Rise of the planet of the apes"

**Sandisky rolls 4,506**
stfu cunt

**vladturtu rolls 8,919** faggot

**Sandisky rolls 9,754**
we have rolled a lot of times, you know that

**vladturtu rolls 3,440** and still no quads

**Sandisky rolls 4,297** implying

**vladturtu rolls 1,201** are quads disabled for me?

**Sandisky rolls 2,016**
yes, try trips

**vladturtu rolls 9,535** No

**Sandisky rolls 4,745**
I-I understand.
It wouldn't be right.

**vladturtu rolls 5,613** 'ey gurl, i lift

>3 rolls
>4 47s
this has to count for something

i bet you don't lift

roll pls go

ok

I didn't mean it

nope im going

o ok

you know I love you

rly?

**vladturtu rolls 9,052** Because reasons

>bioshock infinite is a peace of shit
>is a peace of shit
>peace of shit
>peace
pls go

*piece

ffs
and did you get a chance to play it? if so you'll see what I'm talking about

Nah, I will check out a walkthrough or something.
>I ain't even mad because I didn't pay for it
shiggly diggly

I just feel bad now because I got the game hoping it would be like bioshock 1 or 2 but now this happened

Sorry it was such a letdown, brosauce

Do you have Tomb Raider by any chance?
if you don't do you want it

You don't have to apologise, you gave the game to me for free, and thank you again for that, and believe me, I've tried to find something that's worth playing in that game, but it's mediocre

I don't have it, never played it but heard it's has a good singleplayer campaign, and yeah, if you don't mind spending your money on me, or have someone else

NO

WHY

I don't know
I barely made it through the benchmark testing

Sup brah, been a long ass time since I've talked to you. Currently I'm working on becoming un-fat. Sup with you?

Not much. Just hanging out listening to Watsky.

The turkey breasts must be watching out for you, matannn.

hax

Wait is the game on steam or?

YES
I actually rolled a random number on that generator and picked it lol

U r 1 lukky cunt m8
switching that 437 for 406

I know :D thank you so much

noooooooooooooo

itsalright
pick a number between 1 and 500

341

you nigger

;)

It's no better for him, he has like 25 numbers where he can win.

124 huehuehue

dastuke pick a number you faggot

Actually I'll take 122

340

271

123

437

:(

Actually, 406

trying to collect shit to give away to people, other than that not too much mang

you?

Nothing much... Collecting so I have have a higher unique count...
I'm on the front 2 pages in each category, except uniques I'm number 27 on page 1 lol

I need to get about... uhmmm 6,000 coal so I can make My tin badge, Copper badge, and Silver badge.. I created the Angelic, Demonic, and Gold one.

sheeeeit
You're making quite the name for yourself

I haven't even made 1 badge yet
swag

Yea, I'm sitting at 2,200,000,000+ in points, I did have about 3,000,000,000 but I gave ALOT away lol

Yea I'd say 800 million points is a god damn lot!
goodguyMICHAELROSS

I had like 13 Rape Horses, I only got 5 now lol

I had 6 but I made the Headless Horsemen :|

Hello bby <3
How is le irwin face?
your real name is Irwin right?

im fine darl <3
yes..my name is irwin IRL

would you like to join me for dinner later?

good, good
I am Sam nice to meet you

I'd love to! what're we having?

Nice you meet you Sam <3

we're having cow skin chips in the new Vietnamese restaurant.. k?

K cow skin chips are my favorite thing ever

I will buy my plane ticket right away, are reservations made?

yeah about the reservations ... i was hoping you'd make them


and pay the bill as well

demmit

fine but we are def having sexing after

yeahhhh.... about that.... we aren't cause im hanging at Jose's apartment...


he said i shouldnt tell you.. so keep it under wraps

Jimmies are being critically rustled right now. BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

It would cost me over $1500 usd to fly to india, feels bad man

no needs... im coming ovah to 'Murica <3

shit yes
disgonbgud.gif
enjoy the flight muthafucka <3

I keep thinking you're posting links

yeah its the font...and i like it

[small]add me i just made this account --> twitter.com/IrwinCardozo1[small]

>add me
>twitter
also I have irl photos (or 1 at least) on my twitter, so I don't think so, huehuehue

y u do dis

YOU'VE BEEN RUSED
I removed my photo and followed you

why wont you show me your pretty face.. damn you man ;_;

Swag level +1
what did you do to those fuckers

I boosted to get colored text

omg kil urself nub

I actually kinda feel bad about it.

It's not like you got lifetime text, man
personally I would not worry about it

funnyjunk.com/random/808220#808220

lol, they didn't react well

all dat butt hurt
also why did you have to make 80 comments? I don't understand, I thought it was just a thumbs thing

80 comments, 2 thumbs each, putting us in the top 10 for thumbs, giving us colored text tomorrow. It equaled out to 160 thumbs.

**Sandisky rolls 6,461**
you probably thought these quads were real

**vladturtu rolls 8,469** Nope, just Chuck Testa

**Sandisky rolls 6,211**
Hi Chuck Testa here from Ojai Valley Taxidermy

**vladturtu rolls 9,008** You thought I was just Chuck Testa? Nope, just Vlad Testa

**Sandisky rolls 2,442** I thought you was Dalv nigga

**Sandisky rolls 7,063** FUCK

**vladturtu rolls 1,634** do u evn roll?

**Sandisky rolls 7,024** YWNRQ
you will never roll quads

**vladturtu rolls 4,260** One day...
one day

**Sandisky rolls 3,293**
One day we'll all be free
and proud to be

**vladturtu rolls 6,237** No

**Sandisky rolls 8,436** Dangit bobby

**vladturtu rolls 1,617** bobbeh

**Sandisky rolls 8,494** bobbeh is my nigga

**vladturtu rolls 4,697** quad-chi

**Sandisky rolls 8,858** quadrupledupledingdongzoopityzoppityzoo

**vladturtu rolls 0,826** so close,yet so far

...god dammit.

**vladturtu rolls 3,152** You can't even quad hue

but why

Because it was more tin ore and shit
I figure if you're going to have it on your profile, you might as well have the completed badge

>tfw have enough tin but not coal
I just already have enough, you could sell that shit and get some gains. I can still accept if you'd like me to

You have enough tin and all that to make the badge?

all I need is coal, have had enough tin for a while. I tried to get coal but nobody ever sold me any and what they did I gave to a guy who needed like 150 or so more to make his badge.

Well it loos like we're picking up coal today so we can finish your badge doesn't it


brb, gotta shovel off the sidewalk and the back porch

I don't know why I seem to forget I can pick things up
sounds good mang

I come back and you're gone
wtf m8

sorry, doctor Pablo was on holiday

upon closer examination, it can't be my panis, because that is not in your enis right now. Who have you been smoogling?

sup chuck

sub breh?

Chillin', maxin', relaxin' all cool
you know

oh you

I have a question
what are you doing with all this stuff/
www.funnyjunk.com/user/puts

*?

I was planning on leaving that stuff on the profile, seeing as how almost all of that stuff is gifts people gave me. But if you want any of it, let me know

I said "that stuff" twice, now that comment looks all weird to me

Nah man, you've given me enough.
I was just curious what you were doing with it lol

aight nigg
wat u up 2 4lately playa

Gaming, items, fighting through chronic depression, getting blown off, the usual.

tfw I know that feel

gonna go play guitar hero
be back in a bit bro