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Date Signed Up:8/16/2009
Last Login:5/27/2012
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    title HIgh-Class Stoner (OC)
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    title Whenever I'm Stoned...
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    title My Stoner Story Part 2
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#1 - You need an account man. 05/10/2012 on Ahh Real Creatures 0
#83 - You have bested me sir. 04/27/2012 on No Way!! 0
#2 - Planes don't necessarily "crash" when they hit the g…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2012 on No Way!! +16
#43 - tcald (04/27/2012) [-]
Crash /kraSH/ : A violent collision, typically of one moving object with another or with an obstacle
User avatar #83 - SamuelWhite (04/27/2012) [-]
You have bested me sir.
User avatar #3 - legoheli (04/26/2012) [-]
No, it has not. But it will crash the instant debris hit the ground.

On a side note - aircraft do not simply explode in mid-air. A couple of exceptions may be Aloha Flight 243 and the BOAC Comets.
User avatar #8 - agressivepanda (04/26/2012) [-]
What if it crashes into another plane?
User avatar #82 - legoheli (04/27/2012) [-]
Touché, didn't think about that x)
User avatar #4 - supaduparupa (04/26/2012) [-]
I thought that they exploded mid-air when hydrogen was used for fuel?
#5 - legoheli (04/26/2012) [-]
I don't think LH2 has been used for fuel, at least not in conventional aircraft.

Lemme check for some LH2 rocket aircraft...

I guess there could be some, but the most famous rocket aircraft, X-1, X-15 and Me-163 all used something else. But I could be mistaken, I am not an expert.
#24 - This post DOES sound more like a rapist then a friend-zoned pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on Friend-zoned +1
#31 - dreigamos (04/26/2012) [-]
very much so yes, but all i can imagine is that chinese guy from Revenge of the Nerd, "HAIR PAI!"
#2 - You can share it with the internet. 04/21/2012 on forever alone 0
#517 - Song? I rather liked it. 04/18/2012 on PARTY HARD 0
#8 - Niko Bellic? 04/18/2012 on Lol'd So Hard I Couldn't... 0
#6 - I'm Catholic, and I think this has a good point. If any Christ…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/30/2012 on ha...hell threats +42
#17 - irokk (03/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #118 - thedarkdefender (03/30/2012) [-]
That pictures become so strong that every time I see it my brain automatically reads ''He's right you know'' in MF Voice.
#34 - raghn (03/30/2012) [-]
Also implying that all christian people do this is a little off. I ironically, as a christian myself, have a satanist friends. Christian, Catholic, Mormon, Satanist -- If its a valid religion it isn't my place to argue with it. How ever I do have these muther fucking super-christians, as I call them, that give the rest of us bad names. i.e. the_ "pokemon are demons and burn in hell!"_ people.

"Also to irokk, I replyed here so I wouldn't fuck up ur comment."


Pic unrelated...
#69 - hugsta (03/30/2012) [-]
I saw a youtube clip of a priest saying pokemon were evil, and how they get more and more demonic with each evolution. I laughed my ass off at how ridiculous it was. He was saying they were trying to make demons look cute and friendly for the kids, so that the kids would let their guard down. He showed everyone a picture of jigglypuff to prove his point.
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #84 - raghn (03/30/2012) [-]
pic semi-related* fuck yeah Johnsu!

That was exactly the guy I had in my head while I wrote that.

#87 - hugsta (03/30/2012) [-]
Lolyeah. He is kind of pic unrelated.
#50 - sosern (03/30/2012) [-]
My mom threw away my Pokémon cards when I was young because she was a christian :(
User avatar #52 - raghn (03/30/2012) [-]
BAM super-christan'd I almost encountered the same thing at a church but is bitches even touch my emerald version I'll pull out my aggron and
"FUCK. THEIR. SHIT. BACKWARDS!"
-PhuzE
sorry for your loss, bro.
User avatar #37 - raghn (03/30/2012) [-]
Hate*





Fuck...

User avatar #11 - yorkswmr (03/30/2012) [-]
Thumbed because of Catholicism
#147 - sahakid (03/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #209 - yorkswmr (03/31/2012) [-]
Did I say anything actually negative? I was agreeing with what SamuelWhite said
#43 - raghn (03/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #62 - yhmmot (03/30/2012) [-]
dafaq?
#41 - destroyoncontact (03/30/2012) [-]
#2 - I heard no static.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2012 on Witches +1
User avatar #3 - qosfortyone (03/29/2012) [-]
so changing my headphones it is !
#13 - I made it, so I called it high-class stoner because I thought …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on HIgh-Class Stoner (OC) 0
#14 - thedeadlykoala (03/28/2012) [-]
No, I like the name, And i think that it should stay," High-Class Stoner."
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User avatar #1 - Chilver **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
You stupid fuck
User avatar #2 to #1 - SamuelWhite (09/10/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #4 to #3 - SamuelWhite (09/10/2010) [-]
every bodys still on me for that? look I don't HATE cats. but I really don't like them. I love all animals, I just love cats the least... by a lot
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