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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
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#37 - Who's that pokemon!? 05/15/2010 on I had to say soemthing +1
#97 - They aren't real pokemons -Professor Oak 05/11/2010 on Childhood. -1
#66 - What do you mean? I have lots of pokemon that aren't mine a… 05/06/2010 on SamuelOak's profile 0
#2 - Take it easy, I didn't remember what he's name was when I uplo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2010 on Confucius sayings 0
#3 - Alaaraafpoe (05/04/2010) [-]
Just messing around with you a bit, my apologies.
#46 - I've always wondered why girls usually pick the grass pokemon...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2010 on SUPER EFFECTIVE 1-39 +1
User avatar #50 - NinjaYuki (05/02/2010) [-]
for the tenticals DUH!!!
#38 - Stop saying that I have problems! Its not that easy to remembe…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2010 on All of a Sudden +10
User avatar #91 - GaryMotherfckinOak (04/28/2010) [-]
Goddammit gramps, get back to your lab.
User avatar #54 - IamBored (04/28/2010) [-]
It was PENIS!
#3 - Thanks =) I'll make another one if enough people like this one. 04/25/2010 on Collection of Successful... +2
#21 - @ the first pic. Thats a hole I want to play... 04/24/2010 on Sports fails -2
#1375 - Animal is level 13?!?! How is that even possible?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2010 on animal's profile 0
User avatar #1376 - TheFagRobot (04/24/2010) [-]
His Faggot friends Thumb him up
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#89 - Pokemon red, standing by. 04/19/2010 on Standing By +1
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#71 - RenaRyuga **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
PROFESSER OAK!
i am ready to start my pokemon journey
gimme a starter :3
#67 - TrainerRed **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
So did you even have children?
User avatar #69 - Dart (06/12/2010) [-]
no he didnt have children. Just grandkids.
#70 - TrainerRed **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
makes sense like i have a mom but i have never even seen my dad (maybe hes black)
User avatar #65 - ThePedoTerminator (04/28/2010) [-]
......Why the **** do you have such ****** pokemon?
User avatar #66 to #68 - SamuelOak (05/06/2010) [-]
What do you mean?
I have lots of pokemon that aren't mine and some of them are ****** and some of them are really good.
The only pokemon I have that is my own is a Charmilion.
User avatar #59 - Dart (04/10/2010) [-]
so....Um....I met ur grandson....
User avatar #61 to #62 - SamuelOak (04/13/2010) [-]
You mean Douche Oak?
User avatar #62 to #64 - Dart (04/13/2010) [-]
yeah that one. Thinks his name is Blue for some stupid reason.
#68 to #65 - TrainerRed **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
i hate when someone's name is a color... wait
User avatar #55 - LoGfan (03/01/2010) [-]
OAK OAK I FINISHED MY POKEDEX.... ONLY THE ORIGINAL 151 THOUGH THE REST R GAY
User avatar #58 to #58 - Dart (04/10/2010) [-]
BITCH WHATD YOU SAY
User avatar #63 to #61 - LoGfan (04/17/2010) [-]
oh... uhhhh.... BUTTER TOAST
User avatar #64 to #66 - Dart (04/18/2010) [-]
Thats what I thought. *glares at*
User avatar #50 - Espeon (02/27/2010) [-]
Professor Oak. Heh. Please don't send an underling to catch me. I like being free thank you very much.
User avatar #53 to #53 - SamuelOak (02/27/2010) [-]
Gotta catch 'em all >: )
#48 - cabbose **User deleted account** (02/22/2010) [-]
hey oak there is this baby that doc has and he lets him drink my blood and......... well your a professer and it kinda looks like a pokemon maybe you can talk to doc for me???
User avatar #47 - nightmarepikachu (02/21/2010) [-]
i am a unknown pokemon. EXAMINE ME!!
User avatar #44 - MorganFreeman (02/18/2010) [-]
hey oak remember pokemon snap....yea well remember those smoke things that you told me to throw at voltrob were that was ****** up. he blew up after. YOU MADE ME DRIVE A POOR POKEMON TO SUICIDE YOU SICK BASTARD!!
User avatar #23 - SherIockHoImes (01/30/2010) [-]
OAK! WHAT DOES THE POKEDEX SAY ABOUT PIKACHU'S POWER LEVEL?
User avatar #24 to #24 - SamuelOak (01/30/2010) [-]
Depends on what Pikachu you're talking about.
The Pikachu I gave Ash has a power level that exceeds its evolutionary level by far.
User avatar #25 to #25 - SherIockHoImes (01/30/2010) [-]
Hmm...Indeed...is it's attack stat over ninethousand?
User avatar #26 to #26 - SamuelOak (01/30/2010) [-]
Maybe ;)
User avatar #27 to #27 - SherIockHoImes (01/30/2010) [-]
WHAAAAAAT?!
User avatar #21 - chicagobulls (01/29/2010) [-]
you wish you can see me
User avatar #16 - IloveWAFFLES (01/25/2010) [-]
hello nobody can catch me cause im the pedochu pokemon
User avatar #28 to #16 - Waffle King (02/02/2010) [-]
I think I know how to catch you.
User avatar #29 to #30 - IloveWAFFLES (02/02/2010) [-]
Not the Ultra waffle balls made of little girls anything BUT THAT! -screams like a little girl-
User avatar #30 to #31 - Waffle King (02/02/2010) [-]
Oh no no no, don't be ridiculous.....Personally I prefer the MASTER WAFFLE BALLS MADE OF LITTLE GIRLS!!! AND THEY'RE COATED IN SYRUP!!
*starts chucking Master Waffle Balls*
User avatar #31 to #32 - IloveWAFFLES (02/02/2010) [-]
To bad Im like the ginger bread man it takes something very specials to get me
User avatar #32 to #33 - Waffle King (02/02/2010) [-]
Who wants waffles? There's a reason they call me the Waffle King. I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen.
User avatar #33 to #34 - IloveWAFFLES (02/03/2010) [-]
no I prefer your daughters waffles if you know what I mean
User avatar #35 to #35 - Waffle King (02/09/2010) [-]
Whoever said I had a daughter?
User avatar #36 to #38 - IloveWAFFLES (02/09/2010) [-]
Your mother ya I come over to her myspace and twitter her yahoo till I google all over her facebook
User avatar #37 to #39 - Waffle King (02/09/2010) [-]
I thought you were into younger girls. Losing your touch?
User avatar #38 to #40 - IloveWAFFLES (02/09/2010) [-]
did your mother when she was 8
User avatar #39 to #41 - Waffle King (02/11/2010) [-]
Look, are you gonna get in the damn Waffle Ball or not? Cause I have better things I could be doing right now.
User avatar #41 to #43 - Waffle King (02/12/2010) [-]
ok to what?
User avatar #42 to #44 - IloveWAFFLES (02/13/2010) [-]
-gets into the waffle ball-
User avatar #45 to #45 - ienjoyrofling (02/19/2010) [-]
*happy music* congratulations youve caught a pedochu, would you like to name it? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
User avatar #46 to #48 - IloveWAFFLES (02/19/2010) [-]
he better not or he will taste my THE GAME move any game he plays he loses istantly
User avatar #49 to #49 - Waffle King (02/24/2010) [-]
Calm yourself, IloveWAFFLES, I don't normally nickname my Pokemon unless they're shiny.
User avatar #52 to #52 - Espeon (02/27/2010) [-]
I can be shiny were i givin the chance.. *turns green somehow*
User avatar #56 to #55 - Waffle King (03/01/2010) [-]
On an unrelated note, I do have a shiny Crobat, Silcoon and Meganium.
(Meganium was hatched shiny)
User avatar #57 to #59 - Espeon (03/02/2010) [-]
I had a shiny pidgy.
My little brother erased the file before i reached the first gym.
Ah memories..
User avatar #14 - The Devil (01/23/2010) [-]
Hey professor are there any pokemans after 151?(other than Ho-Oh, Ho-Oh is an original pokemans)
User avatar #15 to #14 - SamuelOak (01/23/2010) [-]
We *me and the other professors* believe that there are 251 pokemon in the world. The other ~300 are not pokemons.
#17 to #15 - Mandark **User deleted account** (01/26/2010) [-]
I concur whole-heartedly, professor. And the fact that there are some juveniles parading around Terra Firma makes me question their intelligence quotient drastically. Also, HA haha! HA haha haha!
User avatar #13 - BeastyKat (01/21/2010) [-]
D= can I has a mudkip plz ?
User avatar #8 - gamerbaybe (01/19/2010) [-]
hello, professor! i'm treating your charmander well!
User avatar #9 to #8 - SamuelOak (01/19/2010) [-]
I'm so happy to hear that :D
But is it still a charmander? :S I was hoping it would at least be a charmilion by now.
User avatar #11 to #9 - gamerbaybe (01/19/2010) [-]
:/ well he's trying. i know he wants to be a charmeleon very badly.
User avatar #43 to #11 - nightmarepikachu (02/18/2010) [-]
well if he dosent want to evolve... kick him in the nuts and get a new one
User avatar #54 to #46 - Espeon (02/27/2010) [-]
well said.
#4 - anonymous (01/17/2010) [-]
I heard you gave a girl an STD. I guess that's a case of poison oak.
User avatar #10 to #4 - SamuelOak (01/19/2010) [-]
I see what you did there -.-
User avatar #12 to #10 - DoctorIvoRobotnik (01/20/2010) [-]
9,92,6,19 YOUUUUUUUU
User avatar #5 to #4 - DoctorIvoRobotnik (01/18/2010) [-]
*Puts on glasses* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #3 - NejiHyuuga (01/17/2010) [-]
Profeser Oak, can I have a Poke'mon?
User avatar #6 to #3 - SamuelOak (01/18/2010) [-]
I'm not sure, pokemons are very powerful power creatures and can destroy the world if they end up in the wrong hands.

I can't give you one if you don't meet these requirements:
Be over 10 years.
User avatar #22 to #6 - NejiHyuuga (01/29/2010) [-]
I am over 10 years. Yess!
User avatar #1 - ThunderYak (01/08/2010) [-]
What are you researching now professor?
User avatar #2 to #1 - SamuelOak (01/15/2010) [-]
Pokemons...
User avatar #7 to #2 - Waffle King (01/19/2010) [-]
Researching Pokemon and having your own radio show. Where do you find the time?
#18 to #7 - Mandark **User deleted account** (01/26/2010) [-]
He obviously find time on his watch, WaffleKing.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Waffle King (01/26/2010) [-]
AAHHAHAHHAA!!

*ahem*

Good one.
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