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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Content Thumbs: 3606 total,  4043 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1688 total,  2646 ,  958
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:1162
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#754 - **** you cancer. He was so young, that's awful dude. 03/28/2012 on RIP Edd Gould +3
#216 - I know he's not. He's my friend lol. 03/14/2012 on The Amazing Fox News 0
#122 - Or you're just dumb.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2012 on The Amazing Fox News +14
User avatar #142 - wacemindu (03/14/2012) [-]
actually he's not...that was quite a clever joke... i just don't think you understood it
User avatar #216 - Sammmy (03/14/2012) [-]
I know he's not. He's my friend lol.
#872 - **Sammmy rolls 23** 03/13/2012 on Fail roll 0
#151 - Well, it was nice having a lower lip while it lasted. 02/29/2012 on Friendzoned Level 0
#149 - Are you kidding? Chickorita was the hardest to use in Gold and…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2012 on Should I Pick A Silly or... -1
#214 - Rome has deleted their comment.
#155 - terrathetenrick (02/25/2012) [-]
really? of course it would have to be the one generation i never played. let me rephrase that then. true in every generation I've ever played
User avatar #158 - allgoodnamesrgone (02/25/2012) [-]
coolrom.com you need to play it
User avatar #161 - terrathetenrick (02/25/2012) [-]
if i want to play it, ill buy it. that or ill buy heartgold or soulsilver
#192 - arcanic (02/25/2012) [-]
Go to playr.org. Not download, completely free, and no virus. You can play all the original games like mario, pokemon, zelda, pacman.
User avatar #208 - terrathetenrick (02/25/2012) [-]
good god this site is awesome! thx man!
#209 - arcanic (02/25/2012) [-]
No prob. Enjoy pokemon red, blue, yellow, crystal, silver, and gold.
#146 - Easy, bulbasuar. If you always pick the grass type starter you…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/25/2012 on Should I Pick A Silly or... -9
User avatar #148 - terrathetenrick (02/25/2012) [-]
The idea is the grass type is easy mode, the water type is medium mode and the fire type is hard mode. true in every generation
User avatar #175 - ferrettamer (02/25/2012) [-]
Really? I picked the fire one in pokemon ruby, and it seemed the easiest..,
User avatar #149 - Sammmy (02/25/2012) [-]
Are you kidding? Chickorita was the hardest to use in Gold and Silver.
#214 - Rome has deleted their comment.
#155 - terrathetenrick (02/25/2012) [-]
really? of course it would have to be the one generation i never played. let me rephrase that then. true in every generation I've ever played
User avatar #158 - allgoodnamesrgone (02/25/2012) [-]
coolrom.com you need to play it
User avatar #161 - terrathetenrick (02/25/2012) [-]
if i want to play it, ill buy it. that or ill buy heartgold or soulsilver
#192 - arcanic (02/25/2012) [-]
Go to playr.org. Not download, completely free, and no virus. You can play all the original games like mario, pokemon, zelda, pacman.
User avatar #208 - terrathetenrick (02/25/2012) [-]
good god this site is awesome! thx man!
#209 - arcanic (02/25/2012) [-]
No prob. Enjoy pokemon red, blue, yellow, crystal, silver, and gold.
User avatar #147 - allgoodnamesrgone (02/25/2012) [-]
you pick bulbasuar? you are the one percent. just get squirtle for brock and train a pikachu for misty. or charmeleon for brock and pikachu for misty again.
#378 - This couldn't have happened. I mean it's obvious girls don't p… 02/21/2012 on Crappy Comic 0
#521 - 603................... That's a New Hampshire number! Yet anot… 02/18/2012 on Virgin Level: 99 +1
#30 - Have you ever been so satisfied that you started saying words … 02/01/2012 on The Angry Pirate 0
#331 - I feel like a huge dick for clicking on 'funny'. 01/31/2012 on FML My mother.... +4
#633 - He's trolling you retard. 01/30/2012 on Atheist +6
#75 - The best part was when that one ninja kicked the other ninja i… 01/29/2012 on make it yourself +1
#243 - They both complain? Tom Brady pinned the Patriots *****… 01/23/2012 on Baltimore Ravens +2
#161 - You can't emulate the pressure of a field goal that literally…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on Baltimore Ravens +1
User avatar #180 - metajunky (01/23/2012) [-]
that pressure is felt by everyone on that field. they are all under pressure, and other positions are out there far more to actually make a difference in the game, while also having to endure more physically and mentally through the many plays they need to memorize. kickers are the easiest way to be good at football besides longsnapping
#136 - Do you know how much ******* pressure the guy was…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Baltimore Ravens +3
User avatar #167 - thewalruss (01/23/2012) [-]
I'm sorry dude, but he is a profesional, he can't fail like that.

Imagine there is a astronaut that crashed his ship --- is "Well, it wasn´t easy, imagine the presure he had" a good excuse?
User avatar #158 - metajunky (01/23/2012) [-]
pressure? if you are supposed to be practicing kicking in all sorts of different angles countless times a day and are playing at the PROFESSIONAL level for this skill, you should be above pressure. it should be second nature at that level. from that point of view it is much easier to play a kicker than other positions
User avatar #161 - Sammmy (01/23/2012) [-]
You can't emulate the pressure of a field goal that literally means the season to your team and your job.
User avatar #180 - metajunky (01/23/2012) [-]
that pressure is felt by everyone on that field. they are all under pressure, and other positions are out there far more to actually make a difference in the game, while also having to endure more physically and mentally through the many plays they need to memorize. kickers are the easiest way to be good at football besides longsnapping
#86 - Raisinettes would be better as chocolate covered chocolate chi… 01/23/2012 on Raisins and Chocolate Chips +1
#121 - Rule of pinkie on the internet, never tell people you like t… 01/23/2012 on Baltimore Ravens +1
#47 - She's 70 years old.... Js. 01/22/2012 on perfect excuse 0
#81 - That joke was never funny to begin with. Do everybody a favor…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2012 on Anyone Else Feel Bad For Him? 0
User avatar #87 - annogram (01/22/2012) [-]
nahhhhh
#224 - Oh lol, I thought you meant that the screenshot was ripped str…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2012 on Lamar Smith 0
#227 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
#221 - Don't stray away from the subject. My point is that it's not a…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2012 on Lamar Smith 0
#223 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
#281 - vulcz (01/22/2012) [-]
On some pages you do have to like it before posting comments.

Direct quote for you.

"It's a wikipedia article. Not a page. Idiot "

Who is the idiot? you.
User avatar #224 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Oh lol, I thought you meant that the screenshot was ripped straight off of wikipedia.
#227 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
#217 - That, my friend, is what we call a fan page. You can like some…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2012 on Lamar Smith 0
#219 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #221 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Don't stray away from the subject. My point is that it's not a wikipedia article. It's a fanpage on facebook with wikipedia info on it.
#223 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
#281 - vulcz (01/22/2012) [-]
On some pages you do have to like it before posting comments.

Direct quote for you.

"It's a wikipedia article. Not a page. Idiot "

Who is the idiot? you.
User avatar #224 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Oh lol, I thought you meant that the screenshot was ripped straight off of wikipedia.
#227 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
#213 - Or... A more plausible answer, it's Lamar Smith's facebook fan…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/22/2012 on Lamar Smith 0
#216 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #217 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
That, my friend, is what we call a fan page. You can like somebody on it and learn neat things on it from wikipedia.

#219 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #221 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Don't stray away from the subject. My point is that it's not a wikipedia article. It's a fanpage on facebook with wikipedia info on it.
#223 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
#281 - vulcz (01/22/2012) [-]
On some pages you do have to like it before posting comments.

Direct quote for you.

"It's a wikipedia article. Not a page. Idiot "

Who is the idiot? you.
User avatar #224 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Oh lol, I thought you meant that the screenshot was ripped straight off of wikipedia.
#227 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
#208 - Yes, because wikipedia now has a facebook like button  [+] (10 new replies) 01/21/2012 on Lamar Smith 0
#211 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #213 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Or... A more plausible answer, it's Lamar Smith's facebook fanpage and info from wikipedia is on it.
#216 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #217 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
That, my friend, is what we call a fan page. You can like somebody on it and learn neat things on it from wikipedia.

#219 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #221 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Don't stray away from the subject. My point is that it's not a wikipedia article. It's a fanpage on facebook with wikipedia info on it.
#223 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
#281 - vulcz (01/22/2012) [-]
On some pages you do have to like it before posting comments.

Direct quote for you.

"It's a wikipedia article. Not a page. Idiot "

Who is the idiot? you.
User avatar #224 - Sammmy (01/22/2012) [-]
Oh lol, I thought you meant that the screenshot was ripped straight off of wikipedia.
#227 - RyanAd has deleted their comment.
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
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