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Age: 18
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:10/26/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Comment Ranking:#23215
Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
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Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:1171
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#226 - just looked it up. the main character's dick talks. WHAT THE … 07/03/2012 on WAT +10
#223 - I want to ask for source, but i'm terrified of whatever it is tbh.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2012 on WAT +2
User avatar #224 - imendiaburzum (07/03/2012) [-]
Marquis its the name of the movie.
User avatar #226 - Sammmy (07/03/2012) [-]
just looked it up. the main character's dick talks. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
#1 - He didn't play for the Steelers. He was signed and then cut. 07/02/2012 on Al Bundy 0
#83 - pretty sure he's trolling. 07/01/2012 on Boom. +7
#5 - Teleportation for sure. I like traveling so it's the best choi… 06/29/2012 on Powers 0
#1 - Somebody needs to make a .gif of this. 06/29/2012 on Kid slaps brother in face... +1
#470 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on How I picture Xbox live... 0
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#461 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 06/28/2012 on How I picture Xbox live... +1
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#126 - I know, I worded that funny. I mean to say that axe here is ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2012 on Axe 0
User avatar #127 - fooljamable (06/27/2012) [-]
yeah i thought so, its cool
#109 - Lynx is Axe in the UK. Just thought I'd let you know.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2012 on Axe 0
User avatar #123 - fooljamable (06/27/2012) [-]
other way around......
User avatar #126 - Sammmy (06/27/2012) [-]
I know, I worded that funny. I mean to say that axe here is called lynx there.
User avatar #127 - fooljamable (06/27/2012) [-]
yeah i thought so, its cool
#3 - lol no, he's still alive. His name is Steve Burns. He formed a… 06/27/2012 on Steve 0
#33 - Every damn day. 06/23/2012 on Have you ever? 0
#60 - Comment deleted 06/23/2012 on Bitch! You be lying fo sho! 0
#17 - Arikarindokuta 06/20/2012 on I will start 0
#15 - Comment deleted 06/20/2012 on I will start 0
#40 - Exactly. 05/30/2012 on Pokemon and their speed 0
#35 - No fire moves were physical in Leaf Green... It was before the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on Pokemon and their speed 0
#38 - ouiouisucklepeepee has deleted their comment.
#37 - I don't want to sound like an asshole, but do you have a sourc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on ADDDDDDVENTURE TIMEEEE +1
User avatar #48 - kenada (05/27/2012) [-]
It was actually just a segment from Nickelodeon's Random! Cartoons. And everyone loved it, but Nick didn't think it would make a good show, so Cartoon Network bought the idea.
#172 - He said ALSO. I don't know why he put the "False!" p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on One Epic Mind F*ck +1
User avatar #234 - jittersfj (05/28/2012) [-]
I'm agreeing with you. I've seen the film of it. But mooghens didn't make any sense.
#19 - I've cried over a girl before, I'll admit. I'm a very emotiona… 05/27/2012 on These posts on FB piss me off +3
#161 - He's right though, he was shot in the back before being shot i…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2012 on One Epic Mind F*ck +2
User avatar #169 - jittersfj (05/27/2012) [-]
Was still shot in the head.
User avatar #172 - Sammmy (05/27/2012) [-]
He said ALSO. I don't know why he put the "False!" part at the beginning though.
User avatar #234 - jittersfj (05/28/2012) [-]
I'm agreeing with you. I've seen the film of it. But mooghens didn't make any sense.
#48 - You liked 4chan on facebook? Way to break the rules. 05/20/2012 on What did i forget? 0
#325 - Oh hey, I did use the wrong 'too'. haha. Sorry about that, I u…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2012 on Funnyjunk lately +1
#328 - darman (05/16/2012) [-]
Don't sweat it bro. Everyone makes a mistake on occasion.
#319 - You see, I don't care what god(s) people pray too. As long as …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2012 on Funnyjunk lately +1
User avatar #321 - darman (05/16/2012) [-]
Same. Also you ended your first sentence with the wrong "too" and if you used the right one you would still be ending with a preposition. Just thought I would get it before some butthurt grammar Nazi.
User avatar #325 - Sammmy (05/16/2012) [-]
Oh hey, I did use the wrong 'too'. haha. Sorry about that, I usually do well with spelling and grammar. I guess I'm just having an off day.
#328 - darman (05/16/2012) [-]
Don't sweat it bro. Everyone makes a mistake on occasion.
#300 - Not necessarily. I'm an agnostic atheist and I agree with him,…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2012 on Funnyjunk lately +1
User avatar #307 - darman (05/16/2012) [-]
So are a lot of the religious people (ie: OP). Funnyjunk is not a good venue for these sorts of discussions because people tend to be too close minded on both sides to calmly accept another person's opinions.
User avatar #319 - Sammmy (05/16/2012) [-]
You see, I don't care what god(s) people pray too. As long as their religion doesn't involve illegal things like eating human flesh or something, I'm cool with it. I think religion is cool actually. I like listening to people's different viewpoints on things.
User avatar #321 - darman (05/16/2012) [-]
Same. Also you ended your first sentence with the wrong "too" and if you used the right one you would still be ending with a preposition. Just thought I would get it before some butthurt grammar Nazi.
User avatar #325 - Sammmy (05/16/2012) [-]
Oh hey, I did use the wrong 'too'. haha. Sorry about that, I usually do well with spelling and grammar. I guess I'm just having an off day.
#328 - darman (05/16/2012) [-]
Don't sweat it bro. Everyone makes a mistake on occasion.
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
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