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Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Comment Ranking:#18080
Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
Content Thumbs: 3608 total,  4045 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1707 total,  2670 ,  963
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
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Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1188
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

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#124 - I figured out that you're supposed to let it thaw for about 10… 12/04/2012 on Pillsbury makes me mad. 0
#4 - Hey, 21 thumbs, way better than you were doing before. Great job.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on Why old people shouldn't... +1
#5 - polinikinz has deleted their comment.
#40 - the number of likes is pretty obviously shooped in. 11/27/2012 on fb +12
#13 - Call gamestop and yell at them for being ridiculous, don't say… 11/26/2012 on What I Do On Monday Nights.. 0
#12 - Personally, I find her attractive.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on What I Do On Monday Nights.. +1
#20 - forechan (11/26/2012) [-]
ill agree she is a handsome woman but i smell a whore thumbin
#19 - Picture 11/24/2012 on facebook (1) +5
#18 - ....wow it kinda does. That never occurred to me. 11/24/2012 on facebook (1) +3
#4 - A stapler.... are you ******* kidding me? 11/21/2012 on Dat viking +2
#526 - **Sammmy rolls 99** The girliest unicorn possible, on your a… 11/21/2012 on The Theater Thug +2
#94 - I smoke weed but I don't think I'm some kind of badass because… 11/18/2012 on Heightened Creativity +4
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on YTP: 100 Toasters Toast Toast 0
#3 - pkmlpkm Comment deleted by Sammmy
#33 - Congrats on 1000 thumbs. 11/12/2012 on Yeah whats up? 0
#21 - I didn't know that actually. Explain please.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Oh, Walmart +2
User avatar #40 - makedonski (11/13/2012) [-]
They copied the original brand of sandwich cookies and called them Oreo, then they got more popular.
#175 - It's hard because that fat ****** smoke can't sho… 11/12/2012 on knock knock, motherfucker +3
#385 - That's what I said. He's an elitist prick though and he's clos… 11/03/2012 on God bless our troops 0
#381 - My friend told me that joining the military is the dumbest thi…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2012 on God bless our troops 0
#401 - CrazyPsycho (11/03/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #1628387 at MLP Brony Board ** To be honest.. enlistment is my "if all else in my life fails" plan. Id only do it if i really hand nothing else to come home too.. depending on your branch is how long you may or may not be gone during times of conflict. or maybe i'm just talking out of my ass. who knows
User avatar #396 - buffermcmufflin (11/03/2012) [-]
I want to enlist cause I'd just like to serve and do something I would actually like to do. There are also a SHIT TON of jobs in the military that you wouldn't be able to find in the normal civilian world.
User avatar #394 - blashyrkh (11/03/2012) [-]
2 kinds of people join the military. One, like my friend's older brother, has a masters degree in physics, but all he wants to do is sit around on his ass all day, and now he has to join the Navy or be homeless. Two, on the other hand, simply want to do it, to serve their country, to honor their family, to kill terrorists, or whatever reason.

Either way, I respect them, because I value my own life too much to risk it for the ass-backwards shithole that is the USA.
User avatar #389 - thegirlyoudespise (11/03/2012) [-]
No. I do not think so.
I think it is one of the most respectable jobs you could have, honestly
#387 - strykerx (11/03/2012) [-]
A lot of people can't afford college, so they join to make money to go to college.
#383 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
Depends on the way things are going in the world. Vietnam, maybe. Now, with jobs hard to get elsewhere, and college bankrupting you before you get a chance to make it in life? The military could be way smarter than going directly to college.
User avatar #385 - Sammmy (11/03/2012) [-]
That's what I said. He's an elitist prick though and he's closed minded as fuck.
#8 - Now I don't want to sound stupid. Which I probably will, but I…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2012 on Top 50 Serial Killer moments +1
User avatar #9 - Mebeshe (10/30/2012) [-]
He was a leader of a cult, and he told those girl to kill those people. My dad knew Leslie Van Houghton, and she and one of the other girls stayed at house two weeks before the Tate/La Bianca murders. They were seeing if my dad was right to kill. So I may be a bit biased here, but I think Charles Manson is a serial killer.
#99 - 23 miles iirc. 10/14/2012 on Achievement Unlocked 0
#27 - hahaha. I'm sorry I'm taken. 10/13/2012 on Sneaky 0
#25 - I'm glad you're not one of the pussies who deletes their comments.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Sneaky +2
User avatar #26 - jinjo (10/13/2012) [-]
I'm glad that you actually tried to infor somebody about the joke though.

cough Letsgetmarried cough, cough cough, cough
User avatar #27 - Sammmy (10/13/2012) [-]
hahaha. I'm sorry I'm taken.
#23 - Pretty sure it's something to do with speakers of the house bro.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Sneaky +4
User avatar #24 - jinjo (10/13/2012) [-]
I realized that after I wrote it.. I just didn't wanna be an asshole who deletes his comments.
User avatar #25 - Sammmy (10/13/2012) [-]
I'm glad you're not one of the pussies who deletes their comments.
User avatar #26 - jinjo (10/13/2012) [-]
I'm glad that you actually tried to infor somebody about the joke though.

cough Letsgetmarried cough, cough cough, cough
User avatar #27 - Sammmy (10/13/2012) [-]
hahaha. I'm sorry I'm taken.
#159 - Worst I've ever done is 6 slices of pizza in one sitting.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on size 0
#265 - archonlb (09/23/2012) [-]
I ate a 16 inch pizza, a 10 inch cheesy garlic bread and a large tray of donner meat after starving myself for a day and a half.
#29 - You're ******* stupid. Anything anti religion can… 09/23/2012 on Cheesy joke +1
#151 - I work at McDonalds and we just had to put up that calorie boa…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2012 on size 0
User avatar #157 - Noah (09/23/2012) [-]
I've done worse.
User avatar #159 - Sammmy (09/23/2012) [-]
Worst I've ever done is 6 slices of pizza in one sitting.
#265 - archonlb (09/23/2012) [-]
I ate a 16 inch pizza, a 10 inch cheesy garlic bread and a large tray of donner meat after starving myself for a day and a half.
#133 - yeah actually. 09/13/2012 on Somebody cheated 0
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
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#10 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
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