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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:New Hampshire
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3606 total,  4042 ,  436
Comment Thumbs: 1687 total,  2645 ,  958
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:82775
Times Content Favorited:214 times
Total Comments Made:1160
FJ Points:5323
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Thumb and comment on my stuff. Every comment I get (that isn't bashing me or incredibly stupid) gets a thumb from me!

latest user's comments

#85 - Don't worry guys, she was a lesbian. That makes it okay that s… 09/08/2012 on Women Logic +29
#111 - Wow, she's cute. 09/08/2012 on McKayla is still not impressed +1
#406 - **Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at pa… 09/02/2012 on Good Guy Samsung 0
#1 - What videos are the pics from respectively?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2012 on boobs +3
User avatar #17 - whywouldyou (08/31/2012) [-]
there is one where she tries on bikinis same person something about not going to Cancun
User avatar #3 - taxation (08/31/2012) [-]
Jenna Marbles, ranting about some sports broadcaster who doesn't understand sports bras. I forget the name of the actual video, but a Youtube'ing of "jenna marbles sports bra" should do the trick.
#2 - newmainman (08/31/2012) [-]
I am curious about this answer too...
#160 - Does the uzi pistol count? If so, that. 08/29/2012 on First time 0
#81 - Comment deleted 08/29/2012 on Avengers Logic 0
#157 - That too. 08/25/2012 on Is it that hard to remove a... +1
#148 - I'll admit, I wear a fitted 59fifty hat, but I took all the st…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Is it that hard to remove a... +6
#178 - thunderstriker (08/25/2012) [-]
This guy knows what's right
#156 - anonymous (08/25/2012) [-]
or a nigger*
User avatar #157 - Sammmy (08/25/2012) [-]
That too.
#853 - You know they were joking to get on people like you's nerves r… 08/25/2012 on FANNYJANK +1
#35 - It still makes noises so that you can't take a picture up a gi… 08/21/2012 on Flash Boobies! Derppp +1
#79 - Comment deleted 08/16/2012 on Family-Zoned 0
#26 - "WE'RE STRAIGHT, WE'RE GREAT, you're used to it." ~ … 08/14/2012 on Craig ferguson +7
#556 - I think you're a faggot. 08/14/2012 on Autistic Man Children 0
#285 - Picture 08/14/2012 on Genius, Sony 0
#101 - And even if you didn't like Wesley, why not just go by Wes?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2012 on Rough Life Ryan 0
User avatar #103 - wrpen (08/10/2012) [-]
I really have no idea.
#100 - I would be too. Actually, I am and I don't even know the girl.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2012 on Rough Life Ryan +2
User avatar #109 - Zaivia (08/10/2012) [-]
Goodnight, fellow member.
#97 - I want to kill everybody and everything ever. brb, gonna go sm…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2012 on Rough Life Ryan +1
User avatar #98 - Zaivia (08/10/2012) [-]
I was so rustled.
User avatar #100 - Sammmy (08/10/2012) [-]
I would be too. Actually, I am and I don't even know the girl. gg world, I'm done, shutting down for the night.
User avatar #109 - Zaivia (08/10/2012) [-]
Goodnight, fellow member.
#95 - Wesley is a cool name, I don't know why you don't want to go b…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2012 on Rough Life Ryan 0
User avatar #99 - wrpen (08/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't know either. I guess I used to think it sounded gay as a kid, so I just used Ryan, and it was a bit late to start using Wesley by the time people started telling me it was cool.
User avatar #101 - Sammmy (08/10/2012) [-]
And even if you didn't like Wesley, why not just go by Wes?
User avatar #103 - wrpen (08/10/2012) [-]
I really have no idea.
#4 - OH MY GOD, YOU ASSHOLE, I'M SO OFFENDED, COME TO MY HOUSE AND … 08/06/2012 on angsty teen 0
#125 - Coming from somebody who works at McDonalds, it actually rustl… 08/06/2012 on McBadass +1
#119 - That's an NPC trainer battle, and yeah, you're right, the trai… 08/06/2012 on now you know +2
#114 - No, you've never been able to use items in a player battle. No…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2012 on now you know 0
User avatar #118 - xxDestinyxx (08/06/2012) [-]
You can do it in Pokemon Blue, but the enemy trainer smacks the ball away and yells at you for trying to steal his pokemon.

At least that's what I remember.
User avatar #119 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
That's an NPC trainer battle, and yeah, you're right, the trainer smacks the ball away. Even if it is a masterball.
#111 - Liar, you can't use items in a player battle. gg.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2012 on now you know 0
User avatar #112 - Nihatclodra (08/06/2012) [-]
Was that a change to the newer games? because I know I did it with my Pokemon Blue...
#137 - anonymous (08/06/2012) [-]
nope.avi

User avatar #114 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
No, you've never been able to use items in a player battle. Not even in the first Japanese releases.
User avatar #118 - xxDestinyxx (08/06/2012) [-]
You can do it in Pokemon Blue, but the enemy trainer smacks the ball away and yells at you for trying to steal his pokemon.

At least that's what I remember.
User avatar #119 - Sammmy (08/06/2012) [-]
That's an NPC trainer battle, and yeah, you're right, the trainer smacks the ball away. Even if it is a masterball.
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#9 - **Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Tr… 08/06/2012 on Sammmy's profile 0
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#10 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #1135 at Stuck in a game... **
#9 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Traditional Family Racism #2 **
#8 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #109904 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#7 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #7602436 at FJ Pony Thread **
#6 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #94383 at Video Games Board **
#5 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Dear Diary **
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**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at Oh yesss **
#3 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #867 at Traps. **
#2 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
**Sammmy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at *squeeze* **
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