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Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:New Hampshire
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Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
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#156 - **Sammmy rolls 50** Wow, my mom is so good in bed!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2011 on go on click next +1
#201 - kansaswrestler (05/02/2011) [-]
#212 - Yeah, but you're not an atheist prick.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2011 on I AM THOR 0
User avatar #232 - fleacult (05/01/2011) [-]
oooh. why thank you kind sir for re-kindleing my faith in humanity.
#173 - You sir, are obviously an athiest prick. Therefore......... Yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2011 on I AM THOR +2
#205 - fleacult (05/01/2011) [-]
but im atheist and i think thor is the shits. much cooler than jesus that is

<-- pick sorta related
User avatar #253 - Ishcabibble (05/02/2011) [-]
thor is a beast, im more partial to odin though
#274 - demunfone has deleted their comment.
User avatar #289 - Ishcabibble (05/02/2011) [-]
isnt tyr a demi-god though? that's cool though
User avatar #212 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Yeah, but you're not an atheist prick.
User avatar #232 - fleacult (05/01/2011) [-]
oooh. why thank you kind sir for re-kindleing my faith in humanity.
#166 - Thumb down my comments all you want you little bitch, he's sti… 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak +17
#163 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak +11
#165 - themguyman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #166 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Thumb down my comments all you want you little bitch, he's still Blue. Gary is his anime counterpart.
#161 - Even so, if you get the same badge twice... You still have two badges.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak +1
User avatar #684 - ningyoaijin (05/02/2011) [-]
...So theoretically, you could just mug one of the gym leaders and steal their entire collection of badges?
User avatar #162 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
touche I guess
#157 - Not exactly. One gym leader was added (forget her name, replac…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak 0
User avatar #160 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
but ti still counted as that gym badge. her name was janine
User avatar #161 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Even so, if you get the same badge twice... You still have two badges.
User avatar #684 - ningyoaijin (05/02/2011) [-]
...So theoretically, you could just mug one of the gym leaders and steal their entire collection of badges?
User avatar #162 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
touche I guess
#150 - But remember, in gold and silver you could get sixteen badges.…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak +5
User avatar #153 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
you know, the kanto badges
User avatar #152 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
no, because they are the same badges
User avatar #157 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Not exactly. One gym leader was added (forget her name, replacement for koga) I think she gave a different badge that time around than the one koga gave.
User avatar #160 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
but ti still counted as that gym badge. her name was janine
User avatar #161 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Even so, if you get the same badge twice... You still have two badges.
User avatar #684 - ningyoaijin (05/02/2011) [-]
...So theoretically, you could just mug one of the gym leaders and steal their entire collection of badges?
User avatar #162 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
touche I guess
#147 - o_O............................ You're strange. 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak +1
#142 - If its insulting for you, but it doesn't insult me at all then…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak -2
User avatar #144 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
ah insult me it does not, make me chuckle however, that it does.
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
o_O............................ You're strange.
#138 - Ok, calling me Samantha. How old are you, like 12? Seriously, …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak -2
User avatar #140 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Why figure out originals, when the classics are just that, classics I simply go by what makes me chuckle, you may not think its insulting but it is not for you, rather for me, my dear dumb fuck tard :D
User avatar #142 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
If its insulting for you, but it doesn't insult me at all then why say it?
User avatar #144 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
ah insult me it does not, make me chuckle however, that it does.
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
o_O............................ You're strange.
#133 - Samuel. And nobody ever loses or wins in an argument. All an a…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak -4
User avatar #136 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Dr. Cheese did what I feared to do and that bring wikipedia in on this shit.
Your arguement, however feabile it was, is dead, samantha.
User avatar #138 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Ok, calling me Samantha. How old are you, like 12? Seriously, figure out some original insults.
User avatar #140 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Why figure out originals, when the classics are just that, classics I simply go by what makes me chuckle, you may not think its insulting but it is not for you, rather for me, my dear dumb fuck tard :D
User avatar #142 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
If its insulting for you, but it doesn't insult me at all then why say it?
User avatar #144 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
ah insult me it does not, make me chuckle however, that it does.
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
o_O............................ You're strange.
#130 - No..... Because I don't feel like arguing with you.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak -3
User avatar #132 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
because you will lose samantha, for that is thy destiny.
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Samuel. And nobody ever loses or wins in an argument. All an argument ever does is make people hate eachother.
User avatar #136 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Dr. Cheese did what I feared to do and that bring wikipedia in on this shit.
Your arguement, however feabile it was, is dead, samantha.
User avatar #138 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Ok, calling me Samantha. How old are you, like 12? Seriously, figure out some original insults.
User avatar #140 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Why figure out originals, when the classics are just that, classics I simply go by what makes me chuckle, you may not think its insulting but it is not for you, rather for me, my dear dumb fuck tard :D
User avatar #142 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
If its insulting for you, but it doesn't insult me at all then why say it?
User avatar #144 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
ah insult me it does not, make me chuckle however, that it does.
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
o_O............................ You're strange.
#128 - Whatever, I'm not going to argue with you.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak -6
#250 - hisakata (05/02/2011) [-]
I do not possess the required intelligence to argue with you*
User avatar #131 - DrCheese (05/01/2011) [-]
#137 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
User avatar #129 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
because, my logic, its infallible.
User avatar #130 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
No..... Because I don't feel like arguing with you.
User avatar #132 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
because you will lose samantha, for that is thy destiny.
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Samuel. And nobody ever loses or wins in an argument. All an argument ever does is make people hate eachother.
User avatar #136 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Dr. Cheese did what I feared to do and that bring wikipedia in on this shit.
Your arguement, however feabile it was, is dead, samantha.
User avatar #138 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Ok, calling me Samantha. How old are you, like 12? Seriously, figure out some original insults.
User avatar #140 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Why figure out originals, when the classics are just that, classics I simply go by what makes me chuckle, you may not think its insulting but it is not for you, rather for me, my dear dumb fuck tard :D
User avatar #142 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
If its insulting for you, but it doesn't insult me at all then why say it?
User avatar #144 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
ah insult me it does not, make me chuckle however, that it does.
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
o_O............................ You're strange.
#125 - Comment deleted  [+] (16 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak -3
User avatar #158 - neoyahtzee (05/01/2011) [-]
You are the biggest faggot I have ever encountered in all my years of internetting.
#127 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
If your parents die you are legally declard an orphan, as to the reasons, its because death is a type of unwilling abandonment.
User avatar #128 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Whatever, I'm not going to argue with you.
#250 - hisakata (05/02/2011) [-]
I do not possess the required intelligence to argue with you*
User avatar #131 - DrCheese (05/01/2011) [-]
#137 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
User avatar #129 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
because, my logic, its infallible.
User avatar #130 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
No..... Because I don't feel like arguing with you.
User avatar #132 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
because you will lose samantha, for that is thy destiny.
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Samuel. And nobody ever loses or wins in an argument. All an argument ever does is make people hate eachother.
User avatar #136 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Dr. Cheese did what I feared to do and that bring wikipedia in on this shit.
Your arguement, however feabile it was, is dead, samantha.
User avatar #138 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Ok, calling me Samantha. How old are you, like 12? Seriously, figure out some original insults.
User avatar #140 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Why figure out originals, when the classics are just that, classics I simply go by what makes me chuckle, you may not think its insulting but it is not for you, rather for me, my dear dumb fuck tard :D
User avatar #142 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
If its insulting for you, but it doesn't insult me at all then why say it?
User avatar #144 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
ah insult me it does not, make me chuckle however, that it does.
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
o_O............................ You're strange.
#120 - Comment deleted  [+] (18 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Blue Oak -2
#123 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
parents can die, but its obvious he was born and thus had parents at one point in time, so now his father's father or his mother's father, professor Oak, is his grandparent, where as his parents were potentially killed in some accident.
#125 - Sammmy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - neoyahtzee (05/01/2011) [-]
You are the biggest faggot I have ever encountered in all my years of internetting.
#127 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
If your parents die you are legally declard an orphan, as to the reasons, its because death is a type of unwilling abandonment.
User avatar #128 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Whatever, I'm not going to argue with you.
#250 - hisakata (05/02/2011) [-]
I do not possess the required intelligence to argue with you*
User avatar #131 - DrCheese (05/01/2011) [-]
#137 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
User avatar #129 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
because, my logic, its infallible.
User avatar #130 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
No..... Because I don't feel like arguing with you.
User avatar #132 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
because you will lose samantha, for that is thy destiny.
User avatar #133 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Samuel. And nobody ever loses or wins in an argument. All an argument ever does is make people hate eachother.
User avatar #136 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Dr. Cheese did what I feared to do and that bring wikipedia in on this shit.
Your arguement, however feabile it was, is dead, samantha.
User avatar #138 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Ok, calling me Samantha. How old are you, like 12? Seriously, figure out some original insults.
User avatar #140 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
Why figure out originals, when the classics are just that, classics I simply go by what makes me chuckle, you may not think its insulting but it is not for you, rather for me, my dear dumb fuck tard :D
User avatar #142 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
If its insulting for you, but it doesn't insult me at all then why say it?
User avatar #144 - HitlerChu (05/01/2011) [-]
ah insult me it does not, make me chuckle however, that it does.
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
o_O............................ You're strange.
#376 - Dammit. 05/01/2011 on the best feeling after... 0
#375 - **Sammmy rolls 1**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2011 on the best feeling after... +1
User avatar #376 - Sammmy (05/01/2011) [-]
Dammit.
#882 - **Sammmy rolls 685** BrokenCYDE. 05/01/2011 on An expert troller 0
#520 - Comment deleted 05/01/2011 on 2 guys 1 computer 0
#517 - **Sammmy rolls 87** dubs and you delete your account 05/01/2011 on 2 guys 1 computer 0
#151 - Oh.... I see. 04/30/2011 on addmin as you never seen... 0
#150 - Why can't you write father??  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2011 on addmin as you never seen... +1
User avatar #151 - Sammmy (04/30/2011) [-]
Oh.... I see.
#691 - I know she didn't write it but she sang it. It's like hip-hop.…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2011 on Rebecca Black Interview 0
User avatar #692 - majestispaceduck (04/30/2011) [-]
the point of the song was. enjoy your life bob dylan even announced it at one point
#702 - skaterdave has deleted their comment.
User avatar #704 - majestispaceduck (04/30/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrtv1fQOBZg ok its not that good but its better
#712 - skaterdave has deleted their comment.
User avatar #703 - majestispaceduck (04/30/2011) [-]
te orriginal songwas good to.. il respond wit a like to it on youtube
#678 - Rise Against, win. There's some actual messages in their songs! :) 04/30/2011 on Rebecca Black Interview 0
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User avatar #12 - baconshades (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
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hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
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