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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/simsmarth
Date Signed Up:2/26/2009
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:New Hampshire
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17534
Highest Content Rank:#2745
Highest Comment Rank:#2593
Content Thumbs: 3608 total,  4045 ,  437
Comment Thumbs: 1708 total,  2671 ,  963
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 1% (1/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:83603
Times Content Favorited:215 times
Total Comments Made:1190
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#95 - My girlfriend is hispanic and I'm pretty nerdy. And white. Whe… 07/26/2013 on title. +7
#389 - Zimmerman was 5 inches shorter than Martin and there's really …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Anon goes to a Mexican... 0
User avatar #396 - alanflindt (07/16/2013) [-]
Fair enough. I didn't really know most of the details - all i knew was that trayvon was unarmed and zimmerman was fat and had a gun - I just kind of assumed from that the shooting was pretty unnecessary.
However, if trayvon did reach for the gun, then fair enough, I'd shoot him too. I guess we will never know for sure...
#147 - I thought I was the only one who did that. Good to know there …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Oh, dear +2
#153 - kuchikirukia has deleted their comment.
#142 - Because it's the cool thing to hate on fox news.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Oh, dear +3
#144 - ogloko (07/03/2013) [-]
damn, i guess im not trendy enough. normally if something big is happening i switch between fox and another network just to get both sides of the coin, ya know?
User avatar #147 - Sammmy (07/03/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one who did that. Good to know there are others who don't just blindly jump on the Fox hate bandwagon.
#153 - kuchikirukia has deleted their comment.
#112 - Grow some balls, sign in and say that **** . 07/02/2013 on Which is worse +5
#210 - A bunch of papers stapled together with information and questi… 05/10/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... +1
#321 - Alright, clearly I'm wrong. Sorry for having a different opinion. 04/21/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
#290 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Muricaaaa -2
User avatar #319 - Zarke (04/21/2013) [-]
Fuck necessary. 99.99% of people who buy them aren't hurting anyone, so why can't they?
User avatar #321 - Sammmy (04/21/2013) [-]
Alright, clearly I'm wrong. Sorry for having a different opinion.
#1347 - Luigi. I think I'm safe if I can just find a good place to jum… 03/27/2013 on I think i'll live +1
#93 - he "took a crap" in a literal sense though. Like he … 03/19/2013 on Take a Crap +1
#331 - ... SERIOUS QUESTION. Does PETA even take themselves seriously…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Peta +2
#334 - dishie (03/13/2013) [-]
There's no doubt there are people in the company that go "what the fuck?" to all this.
#340 - dishie (03/13/2013) [-]
Wait no there bat shit crazy.
#2 - It's clear. 03/10/2013 on Oh My God 0
#93 - No ******** ? How much space does a BluRay hold?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2013 on I'd buy a Wii U for this game. 0
User avatar #104 - mrmontombo (03/08/2013) [-]
A single-layer disc can hold 25 gb and a dual-layer disc can hold 50 gb.
User avatar #120 - dillard1 (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah freaking Uncharted 3 is a whopping 46.5 GB
#134 - dusartemus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #95 - ericforeman (03/08/2013) [-]
Also five of them are cartridge games so they wont occupy much
User avatar #94 - buckyforever (03/08/2013) [-]
All of it.
#91 - I'm pretty sure that would take at least 3 discs.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/08/2013 on I'd buy a Wii U for this game. -1
#92 - someoneforamoment (03/08/2013) [-]
Wii U has "Bluray". it will all fit on one disk.
#98 - jowan (03/08/2013) [-]
It's not Bluray, it's Wii U optical disc or smoething like that, it holds about 30GB
#179 - someoneforamoment (03/17/2013) [-]
It's a blue wavelength, and it uses as much bluray technology that Nintendo can get away with without having to license bluray.
User avatar #93 - Sammmy (03/08/2013) [-]
No shitting? How much space does a BluRay hold?
User avatar #104 - mrmontombo (03/08/2013) [-]
A single-layer disc can hold 25 gb and a dual-layer disc can hold 50 gb.
User avatar #120 - dillard1 (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah freaking Uncharted 3 is a whopping 46.5 GB
#134 - dusartemus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #95 - ericforeman (03/08/2013) [-]
Also five of them are cartridge games so they wont occupy much
User avatar #94 - buckyforever (03/08/2013) [-]
All of it.
#10 - ...That's like 10 hours. Who can sit and watch movies for 10 h… 03/04/2013 on oh god 0
#55 - The second time I got high with my best friend we smoked a blu… 02/28/2013 on I'm Back! +3
#113 - Evil ******* genius. 02/26/2013 on cumcain 0
#56 - Well, when my lips get chapped I don't just let them stay that… 02/20/2013 on Chappy 0
#50 - Comment deleted 02/19/2013 on I'm Driving 0
#99 - I think judging by that tangent this kid is autistic. Not the … 02/11/2013 on King of All Betas +3
#1 - Comment deleted 02/09/2013 on GTA Logic 0
#5 - I'm only butthurt from all the dicks I take in the ass on a re… 02/06/2013 on Kill it before it breeds 0
#2 - I'm obviously not being serious you **** . I did l…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on Kill it before it breeds 0
#3 - itsthemilkman (02/06/2013) [-]
all he said was dogg you fuck
#154 - OMQ I CHEATED ON HIM BUT IT'S TOTALLY HIS FAULT AND IF HE CHEA… 02/06/2013 on Wtf? +5
#17 - This has been reposted so many times Helen Keller has seen it. 12/18/2012 on Well, that didn't work out... +1
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#14 - cdmin (12/20/2014) [-]
i can see a greedy jew
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User avatar #12 - baconshades ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for thumbing down my content, man!
User avatar #11 - esenel (11/24/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items anymore can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
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